Andonsounds timestamp dump (Page 3)

 
Additional timestamps/notes not on main clips page, copied from personal notes
Split into separate pages b/c character limit

Key:
* = timestamp checked for accuracy (approx if not noted even if timestamp linked)
L = Lando speaking
R = Randon speaking
B/C/D = Blake, Connor, Doc, etc...

 

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2023-12-25　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Professor Lando Holiday Special 🎄🎅🎵

(unarchived)

2:23 = 2:51 (delayed timstamps - shift later)
13:22 last christmas - wham
18:18 enter connor & doc
old lethalsoul mario party vid
34:15 end lethalsoul vid

---timestamp machine 🅱️roke (fix later)---
6:27 another lethalsoul video
8:26 i missed what he was laughing at
56:58 burpy noises
16:46 weeb hunter vid
29:45 C makes everything feel small [gestures to self]
31:37 lol the camera
45:01 ave maria
46:25 what are you laughing at

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1:35:26 lethalsoul clown vid
1:54:20 this christmas we'll have femboys!!!
~1h56m lethalsoul dbz vid / the boner

2023-12-26　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Christmas is OVER playing with @reeser_rat

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2014843689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1aXOUv3h_8

0:05:30
0:12:13 high brow / look how high my brows are! [makes faces]
0:16:16 ranting about stretching things out & gesturing violently
0:18:18 was just going to be me / connor + doc joined / plan to rebroadcast previous years' xmas specials like tv [reruns or w/e I forget what he actually said]
0:20:00 uncertain mmwah
0:23:53 why not just play lego fortnite with reese onstream
0:34:53 fried growl (talked over)
0:38:10 deep "there you go" close to mic
0:47:31 connor & reese fusion
0:58:18 might not fly in today's climate / nobody likes mimes
1:03:18 Reese is still a gamer unlike Connor and lando
1:12:00 also I'm a racist
1:14:24 'Lando merch got me laid' / oh ur a Prof Lando fan [tongue noises]
1:20:50 Reese was his friends' fortnite sugar daddy
1:24:67 lelelele
1:25:15 whispered cmere
1:25:45 soft grunts
1:32:00 high altitude story
1:59:05 stretching noises
2:02:10 too many baddies / what kind of baddies
2:05:10 slurpy noise
(I'm too tired rn)
2:20:50 country redneck loves rainbows and is pissed it belongs to the gays
2:21:51 'performative'
2:24:19 ah~ ahhh~
2:25:50 whispered oh fuck
2:28:53 same
2:34:00 that's a lot of fucking/fuckers/sex rp in fortnite
2m§|rt nice fail I fell asleep

2023-12-27　🧑🏻‍🏫 Hardcore mode | day 2 + the epic adventure continues

(VOD split)

Part 1: Hardcore mode | day 2

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2015764928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9UP-Ldyitk

0:16:04 'will we see vtuber in 2024' idk...hopefully, maybe? / char designer won't be able to begin work until early next year / haen't even starrted baby steps
0:16:40 grunt yeah pig fuck
0:16:50 process / everyone involved / don't want to stress too much, trying for this date / play by ear, see how fast it is
0:23:00ish blaming your parents for forcing you / some extent but / blaming them for your inability to commit on following your dreams
0:27:41 not suicidal but
0:29:43 working during school, YT popped off, heh fuck this
0:35:15 if you work for someone else NEVER go above and beyond NEVER EVER / my lesson learned: needed volunteers for crazy overnight graveyard shift / alternating shifts / no upwards mobility /
0:38:59 low ohhhhhh ok
0:39:55 wish peach was more fuckable / surprised I had no desire to fuck her / think they went out of their way to make her less fuckable / I understand / one scene tho / motorcycle scene purposely shoving her ass in your face
0:42:18 [distracted and missed first part of this] degen and binge a show when depressed / meme to work out and drink water but / got into an--not in accident, got hurt, couldn't work out / working out feels good / not going to fix your deep dark problems but most people prob aren't working out consistently
0:47:50 [distracted and missed first part of this] envious [in a positive way] of friend, hard live but very positive, mentally healthy / my friend group kinda weak / blake we are such pussies / we think our life is hard but look at what friend has to do and he still shows up to all invites & works out consistently
0:51:02 mom: you are the 5 people closest to you / didn't like how that reflected on me / drastically changed friend group in last few years / interesting closes
0:54:05 oh oh oh fuck
0:55:12 ohh~ you bastard etc.
0:56:06 fave vtuber clip, girl couldn't comprehend the diamond cluster
0:57:30 oh rainbow oh fuck [strained]
0:58:00 I'm gonna vom / whatever I ordered
1:01:43
1:03:47 fem panting
1:04:32 noises
1:04:51 noises
1:09:00 low soft cmere yeah that's right
1:11:14 did that movie turn anyone else on?
1:17:00 not exactly intermittent fasting but
1:17:44 owff some pancakes sound fucking good
1:19:46 could show pic of jacked lando
1:20:59
1:21:17 the pic
1:22:11 maybe because I was chubbed up I wouldn't let them take a pic from the front / jk maybe
1:24:25 giggling
1:24:56 I miss being a kid / aw now I'm just sad / high pitched voice
1:25:21 high pitched tehe
1:27:00 maybe that's why my back broke! I was carrying around an entire fucking dump truck! no wonder it snapped in two! / just a nice little depressing heeheehaha
1:28:12 issue not working out, issue is diet
1:29:30 better that I'm heavier now than
1:32:13 so jacked but lived and breathed it / lot of work / soon as you stop, impossible to maintain / so hard to do that in adulthood unless it's ur job
1:34:12 sad I look back at my body of mine and wish I could have that body again but back then I thought I was fat / driven by self hate / hate body, must change / requires either positive enthusiasm or negative and for me it was mostly negative
1:36:36 'plumbers lay pipe' ok.... / do they?
1:37:36 hard on your knees though / not hard for me tho ;)
1:40:40 not streaming tomorrow unfortunately / remind you about minecraft
1:42:11 ironmouse's lethal company event dec 29 3pm pt / tomorrow off then / oh no HAGH / no I need to take tomorrow off / idr / wrap up stream / I can't oh it's hardly been 2hrs / get water freshen up hehe / art time maybe
1:46:30 chat saying pickles I missed it
1:49:06 whisper hold on

stream broke, new stream

Part 2: the epic adventure continues

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2015835989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O66oDT65E

0:02:21 ...jacking off
0:04:09
0:12:02 lemme see those pickles boy
0:14:49 BJ joke again
0:16:14 RR hadn't seen those pics before, learned something technically / unfortunate/fortunate: always scrawny so nothing to look back on
0:23:27 RR where was the turnon? / L turn on the movie / RR
0:24:03 that movie made me feel good / RR I don't like hearing that after
0:29:09 L OHHHH
0:26:26 L there's no way to exploi--I mean play with the viewers
0:28:21 tanner! tanner! / oh NOW he's gone / making fun of tanner exactly the same way his friends do / he needs a new life
0:32:30 rubbed off / connor makes a face this is kind of epic / tanner is in we didn't have to say anything / roasting him because he was busy downloading a game to play with his good friends
0:33:44 oh oh oh?
0:34:25 tanner loves to cyber on epals
0:34:40 L ur my runescape gf bro / RR hellllll yeah
0:37:46 L carol doesn't understand male experience / male find place to eat, will eat there until I die / carol was like I can't eat any more panda express / L you can't eat that? / would get two orders for self for later
0:39:17 went to the same curry place 3x during anime expo / the ichiban boys / how little it takes to make a man happy (male living space meme)
0:58:30 oh that's pretty / nice / ohhh yes
0:59:13 sounds like someone's getting plapped / RR not me / L oh my lego feet / RR ......??
1:02:12 L WHO'S GETTIN' PLAPPED? / RR not me bro / L it's tanner!
[I'm getting sleepy]
1:04:05 L HOLY FUCK / smug face / maybe I will stream tomorrow! / have to be a diff time tho / viva
1:08:57 L doesn't it sound like cheeks getting plapped / RR no I hear it
1:10:00 implying connor was the chuuni / naruto running (un)ironically
1:10:39 low uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1"15:29 u-pupupupupu-0 [I think this was a keyboard smash for some reason? computer lagging? idk]
1:14:15 RR I'll milk tanner whenever
1:17:00 you s
1:20:07 something I forget / tanner came home with a wife
1:24:20 [I'm falling asleep]
1:46:38 [pausing stream]
1:49:13 sneeze
1:50:18 RR there's a catgirl!!
1:55:02 wait jallabee have you been cherry this whole time? / I'm an idiot
1:58:44 this jallabee person they've been showing up / I'm so stupid
2:02:16 tanner is dependable so tanner? get to it /
2:10:00 not coming back until you WHAT
2:13:49 in the end it doesn't even maaaaterrr
2:14:41 ngh noise / 🎵 Clip oh meow~
2:18:35 thanking tanner for a hard day's work (BJ)
2:20:40 shrimp noise
2:21:11 tomorrow gonna try DL viva pinata, not sure if it will work / streaming tomorrow either earlier or later / since ur here you guys prob prefer later / wait that's not tomorrow / oh you scared me (ironmouse collab)
2:22:39 gotta try not to wake up at degen hours

2023-12-28　🧑🏻‍🏫 Delicious and Breedable: the game

Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2016667951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2xBwNCTBVo

0:05:01 will i play beyblades on stream? multiple times i mean
0:10:53 trick stick don't make me use this on you chat / you bastard i'll fucking whack you
0:13:11 they're really dishing out the ruffians on me
timestamp machine 🅱️roke, last couple timestamps may be wrong

--manual timestamps--
0:19:30 oh no i'm shipping my viewers what do you call this reverse parasocialism?
0:20:42 making faces while making the npc make grunting noises
0:21:45 yes do it you bitch I know you want to
0:22:00 mhhm? that's right~
0:22:51 oh yeah~
0:23:37 surprising, never seen viva pinata r34 now that I think about it, p sure
0:24:48 even in the harshest environments, love finds a way
0:25:41 give me your seed / gimme more / grunt
0:26:16 don't look / porno OH YEAHHH
0:31:00 same save data from middleschool/high school??
0:38:14 there you go
0:38:20 gimme some seeds bitch
0:38:40 soft grab it
0:39:13 it's real sensitive
0:41:50 no I don't wanna sell you
0:42:01 thirsting over catgirl npc voice
0:43:04 cute
0:47:20 get outta here! get outta here! [growling]
0:50:10 low fried
0:52:58 lethal company tomorrow, all povs, prob wont' stream at night afterward, prob won't be streaming until after new year's / going to NYE party in LA / taking a break / why we can't review minecraft builds on new year / maybe if I get home-- should avoid traveling on the 1st probably / bit party guy / better not be corndogs / lando ate all of them wtf
0:55:21 soft there you go
0:57:44 get outta here....
0:59:42 splash splash splash get watered
1:02:22 breeding world record perhaps?
1:09:46 splash splash splash get watered
1:10:38 game: can I interest you in something seedy? / L what did she just say??
1:13:18 you know what? I'm sick of this fucker
1:15:49 it's an axolotl!
1:19:55 yes drink up
1:20:35 no this is a double team
1:23:00 coconut water convo / axolotls
1:26:25 oh you like my daisies, you bitch? that's right
1:36:39 oh it probably gets huge...~
1:42:18 you fucking pussy that's your job what are you good for?
1:49:28 get sprayed
1:54:09 anyone going to anime impulse in january? / not guesting or there in any official sense but reckon I will be there / don't even know if I'll be recognizable, might be incognito
2:02:10 he still comes, I still have to pay him / usually it's the other way around HEHEHEH
2:08:21 cmere yeahyeahyeah...cmon...cmon...
2:16:30 please go away...
2:23:39 no beautiful come back
2:22:16 whispered oh..
2:40:33 get outta here shoo
2:42:00 don't eat that you fucking idiot!! oh my god... /dw I'll patch u up
2:53:18 cmon~ I know you want to!
3:03:10 art section of stream
3:04:46 new year's resolution: make more art / finally learned how to use folders in animation in CSP
3:52:39 lapdance thank you
4:23:55 the yaoi devil? no one's afraid of yaoi / be the strongest devil in the southern us or something
4:59:00 [I can't stay awake any longer]
5:10:40 year of formal training, could be industry level, composition / actual drawing, suck lol
5:17:30 my art has this swirly kind of movement [shows art]
5:21:36 viva pinata again sometime, maybe wipe save data

2023-12-29　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Ironmouse Quota or Fired Charity Tournament with TEAM GEEGSPORTS @geega @harukakaribu @im_ipn

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2017409129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ialtc_j1Ya8

~7m Hold on, no one told me we were going to do borderline racist accents! [immediately does crappy Japanese accent]
0:07:45 had to beg geega to take me on
0:08:47 ipn: last time I was in a tournament with you we came in dead last / L hold on no one told me that!
0:10:30 L gonna play as much as I can leading up to it then proceeded to play 0 hours / [geega/haruka, idr]: was gonna say proceeds to play fortnite / L lego fortnite
0:14:36 HK any artists in chat draw us in the stereotypical esports poses
L no one told me there was a canadian on the team
0:17:40 L you horton hears a who motherfucker
0:19:17 L tuning into team Geegsports and they're being vaguely racist / racist towards canadians!
0:20:40 L you shrimpy fuck where are you?
0:23:16 L use your sonar like a bat eEEEEeEE
1:04:18 canadian slander again / so you're saying the ship manual is racist against canadians??
1:06:00 geegsports event: everyone clapping except their own fans are booing
1:07:50 ipn he tabbed out and was doing his taxes and playing sudoku at the same time
1:10:01 [haruka?] PISS FAST
1:14:13 lando giving geega [I think?] some shittalk to pass along
2:11:56
2:21:27 ipn king of excuses
2:27:01 ipn this was me when we started playing :) this is me now :( / turn that frown :( upside down :)
2:31:48 passing the duck
2:32:36 ipn keep getting haunted by girls, never happens IRL but in game it keeps happening / L drying up his tears / now pour it down my throat / ahh
2:43:08 might stream tomorrow--ah, might be making a big mistake if I don't leave for my trip tomorrow / no stream until next year / 2023 was kinda ass for me, hope 2024 is on the way up / tail end of 2023 on the up / carry that energy into the new year / doing things like this fun
2:49:27 think that's why people like geega / dm from geega with recommendations for who to do a vtuber with

2023-12-30　🧑🏻‍🏫 Happy Early New Year! Last stream before a trip. Drawing and maybe some gayming later

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2018617833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkmNRiWsLkE
(copy notes here later)

2024-01-01　🧑🏻‍🏫 HAPPY NEW YEAR CHAT 🎊

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2020281177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPTff4fgfV4
(copy notes later)

2024-01-02　🧑🏻‍🏫 Checking out stuff my chat built ⛏️

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2021204516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8l19Lgjgs
0:10:19 lemme show you my old man chair wait why did I say that
0:13:29 CSM trauma
0:25:18 soft free them
0:34:05 get in the lando....wait
0:36:28 you can see my cheeks on the map
0:37:44 eva roleplay
0:38:20 laughing
0:40:48 twerking sequence
0:42:26 under the eva
0:51:11 femboy plug-in sequence
0:52:50 orb juicer / instrumentality project
0:58:57 went ice skating for the first time recently, did not fall
0:59:30 naww
1:13:09
1:18:12 gingerbread house
1:24:00 santa BJ
1:27:58 lando nft wtf
1:35:05 thank you for the dickbutt / 'merry dickbutt' yes
1:36:51 calm down...calm down
1:46:54 everyone back to the dance floor... right now.
1:49:50 omg disgusting
1:53:18 pahetic no
1:53:43 saw
1:55:19 oho, interesting?
1:58:41 yeah give it to me
2:07:00 the slurping
2:08:00 stop schlurpin!
2:10:55 snape
2:14:07 how long's astolfo been sitting on my face?
2:17:00 what the...have you been sittin' on me the whole time?
2:21:00 jailed for his crimes ..........
2:27:10 the schlurpin has begun / SHUT UP
2:36:31 tomorrow stream same time going over mickey mouse copyright public domain thingm might play something
2:37:40 thursday stream at night idk yet / no stream on friday (unless impromptu), no stream on saturday (recording a vid) / special stream same time 7pm pt / day of our LORD ok we're going to open the church with father lando / confess your sins / record your voices / call in confessional / church on sunday this coming sunday either condemn you to the deepest depth of hell or absolve you of your sins / discord, upload directly to homework channel / maybe email, collect anonymous or you could say it's you if you don't care

2024-01-03　🧑🏻‍🏫 Chatting and drawing tonight

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2022159616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke4DxfC5HDk

0:09:04 priest--father lando / damn you to hell because I can do that / text will have text to speech audio
yeah screened, nothing I'm not already privy to to
0:10:24 so we're doing it on sunday, the lord's day / there's already some interesting ones / a couple wild ones / a couple that are like....it can be whatever. whatever kind of confession I'll leave it to you if it's not useable it won't be included / anything completely off the rails not included / lighthearted or whatever sin you wanna confess / priest doesn't tell you what to tell them, you just confess, I don't know your sins that's on you / 4 days to get your confessions in / and I shall we shall go into the confession booth
0:12:20 there's one that's just....fucking...wild / funny if it's an audio you know like a confessional / I'm not judging / the lord --actually the point is that I do judge, I rescind the point is to be judged by divine might / funny with audio june would be like [elmo voice] I've committed warcrimes in 1999
0:15:13 you know don’t nvm I'm not gonna say anything that's on you
0:15:30 I have a priest outfit it's gonna be good
46m I'll be able to draw mario jacking off for profit
0:57:43 mickey mouse impression: goddammit! FUCK!
1:07:00 slurping oh fuck mickey/pooh makeout noises
no stream tomorrow, want more time to prep for saturday & sunday
1:13:27 sonic thong? ....... / discussing sonic subathon I wasn't paying attention / never done a subathon / during it, only eat sonic's fave food chili cheese dogs / maybe only ring-shaped things
JJK rant
1h32m attack on titan rant
1:42:49 speaking of, your homework is to give me your CONFESSIONS
1:43:40 you've committed no sins? your deepest darkest secrets
1:44:18 haha I'm sure some of these are jokes but you guys wrote some... [quiet] wild shit / some of these are dark
1:45:07 I ordered...lemme see when it gets here...it gets here soon..tomorrow, no 2 days. I have a priest outfit. It's gonna be glorious!
1:46:02 taking 2 days off consecutively preparing for it
1:46:27 yoou have some sins? tanner now's ur chance click the link confess ur sins
1:48:22 default anonymous so go wild
1:48:56 teaser music
1:50:26 CAN I GET AN AMEN #BLESSED
1:51:25 any fans that would find it sacrilegious
1:52:10 'either way I'm on my knees' nice
1:53:14 rock song he commissioned
2:01:35 I searched up sexy nun outfits but I don't think one would arrive in time
2:02:55 masturbate less / idk how it is for women but for guys / nofap I should do a lesson on / contain the beast inside you / positive driving force for your life / if you pay me / direct energy from nofap and direct positive force for ur life #bless / in all seriousness / you know me, I'm far from straight...edge / at once point I made a concerted effort / ultimately it's / developing my thoughts / vid about nofap / gonna hire an actor to play me after nofap / I did it and became a tall jacked white guy / why white? any race but I thought it'd be funny if I just became a diff it's not even an asian person / 'crystals need to be charged' oh we should work that in! the JO crystal industry / getting some ideas
2:09:00 why am I not scamming people?? / 'just get out there and start scamming' ok
2:10:30 shuffling
2:12:06 funny thing: shuffling downstairs / carol: what are you doing? / all I said was 'I'm practicing' / she must have seen that and went wtf is that what he was practicing for / whole thing, whole setup for that punchline
2:15:00 spongebob rap
2:18:40 ai which we're against but it's funny as fuck / hypocrites? yeah / exceptions? yeah
2:21:00 2 days w/o streams? / tomorrow off and friday to prepare for two special streams / sat special stream with randon

2024-01-06　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Cookie Cutter Sleuths w/ @randonchannel

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2025144085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kHO99R2rL0

Clips and selected timestamps also on main page at https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2024-01-06-cookie-cutter-sleuths-w-randonchannel

0:13:16 L will condense JJK thoughts into spoiler-filled video / looking forward to s3 / dogshit but amazing / so fucking bad but such a great viewing experience / look forward to every ep / looks nice but /
0:19:45
0:22:51 right/left andon
0:26:34 R did we share the same brain cell? / I'm ok with that
0:28:36 sailor yaoi
36m randon's opinions on JJK
0:40:45-41:44* R I see a little gray nipple / wanna give it a little pinch / L get ur mind outta the gutter / R moan / I'd ride that plane all night long / making a bunch of innuendos / R kronk oh yeah
　　 0:40:59-41* R moan
　　 0:41:08-10* R I'd ride that plane all night long
0:41:10 L+R making a bunch of innuendos / R kronk oh yeah
0:43:25 R the stain on shinji's hand
0:43:58-02* R i....[sigh]
0:46:08-10* R strained moan
0:52:37-38* L mm/gruntmoan
1:00:54* L latina horse
1:01:23* R i thought the butthole was pushing it
1:02:31* R moan
1:03:18 R some bitching fallopian tubes / oh those are some bitching fallopes
1:03:22* R moaning ohhh yeah~
1:05:25* R do you spend most of ur stream time figuring out how to traumatize ur viewerbase / L no! i'm the opposite / calming and normal experience / they say this is some borderline racist shit, heinous shit / i don't even understand this! / R the antis are out of control
1:08:49* L is he pissing himself? / R yes / L facepalm / R he's achieving escape velocity / L he's funneling his fucking piss like a kamehameha wave shooting himself up? / R yes
1:09:15-26* L+R: 🎵 Clip L: "I think the viewers like piss too much..." / R: "I mean, yeah, I mean—" / L: "PROVE ME RIGHT! PROVE ME RIGHT, you—" / R: [laughing] " 'Prove me right!' " / L: "...you fucking piss enjoyers, you fucking sickos! I know what you are."
1:09:42* R this guy perfectly matches elon musk's launch rate / L which is how much? / R 0%
1:09:58* L idk your guy's pissing a fucking storm over there
1:10:13* L channeling kamehameha / almost like a person sculpting clay / he's funneling the piss / R pumping both fists bc you understood, he's getting his hands wet / R he's like a waterbender! / he's a pissbender
1:11:20* L+R: strained moaning
1:11:36-11* L+R: 🎵 Clip L: "...people are trying to put a veil over their piss obsession." / R: "Over their fetish? Yeah, I agree." / L: "Yeah..."
1:11:56 R: had the bravery to be like:
1:11:57-00* R: 🎵 Clip "Yeah? This is what I'm into, what of it?" / L: "Mh-hm" / R: "Right?"
1:12:03 L: "This guy's like 'Yeah, I voted for piss.' " / R: [hysterical laughter]
1:14:33 R breathy oh no
1:14:56-57* 🎵 Clip R breathy ohhh
1:17:17* L what in the fuck have you drawn here randon / I have drawn pikachu eating ash / immediately saw pikachu eating someone / R laughter / L instantly saw pikachu eating somebody
1:28:02 L: I have drawn a reindeer in heat / R cocaine bender rudolph / L perhaps there's lore between our reindeer
1:30:00 L 'Lando's reindeer wants to fuck, Randon's reindeer FUCKS' lol / R my reindeer is in a lana del rey song / L and mine's lana del rey! / R hysterical laughter
1:31:05 R moaning
1:33:11* R bday coming up in 2wks / gonna take a week off / been running on fumes & think you guys can tell, not too happy about the quality of my solo streams lately / L starting today, starting now? / R not now, tommorow = funger, then might take a little less than a week off, a week off, sth like that, then the week after that = bday week, gonna be huge, hopefully DnD the week after bday week / L shooting, tentatively, hoping to do first stream of DnD
1:34:19* L on Feb 3rd (Saturday), shooting for that as the first episode of this "show" essentially, gonna try to give a few more weeks of prep and then we should be good for that / R: and then yknow...you're wearing the merch...the birthday merch
1:34:45-00* L: "We have...some...some more..." [rubs chest pocket]
R: [aughs] We could drop it a little bit, and I think there's more to this shirt than meets the eye, but we'll just leave it at what you can see. And it's pretty good! I like it.
L: There's some...other...possible things, so...Just a little bit of a tease...
1:35:21-25* L: "No, I was caressing Randon here in my pocket, guys; that's what I was doing."
1:35:25-28* R: "You have to caress the miniature Randon"
1:35:28-42* R: "or else he gets sad, and when he gets sad, he gets horny, and you don't want to see him when he gets horny" / L: "Oh, shit...Damn...is that why I'm sad all the time?" / R: [laughs]
1:37:33 L: [re: confessional vid] kind of like AITA / 'will the VOD be saved' I think so? / priest outfit has arrived, looked in the mirror, very priestly / pickles and boba on the floor and I'd smite them / NAUGHTY CATS / already getting into the role

2024-01-09　🧑🏻‍🏫 First YouTube Stream. First Class of 2024

original URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRJoWb7JMfw
(unarchived)

0:13:28 i'll give you a hint: my nuts
0:16:50 watch we'll roleplay
0:17:48 the belt
1:13:30 L most importantly horny / B that is the ugliest bastard i've ever seen
1:19:03 break down laughing
1:20:15 the fornite emotes
1:21:12 the top doesn't ahegao
1:22:04 let's rp a little bit students
1:22:33 lando's ahegao
1:22:52 blake's ahegao
1:27:10 test to see what streaming on YT is like, streaming on sunday
1:28:57 priest outfit, know ur into that

2024-01-10　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Drawing with Big Ham

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2028893224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdhQn7wJT38
(copy notes here later)

2024-01-13　🧑🏻‍🏫 Ah I see, it's a forerunner situation.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2031945120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1KSDLpap5c

0:08:55 considering opening memberships on YT but idk don’t use that often / maybe way cheaper? single tier? idk maybe? / need new emotes, it's been a while
0:11:47 lecture classroom thing on YT / prob open memberships on YT, dunno tiers yet / don't feel compelled to get YT menshi / not to try to wring u guys dry, it's for people who aren't already here / if you'd like to bc fomo with the badge / goal not to drain you dry for the month / need you to last as long as possible
0:13:47 appreciate you guys / tuning in is the biggest thing
0:29:42 low
0:31:35 we're stuck in a timeloop we're timelooping
0:36:30 low alr lets get up
0:40:00 grunty oh oh oh ohhhhh
0:42:38 whining idk what to do help meee
0:44:55 streamer tips: consistency is the biggest thing, whether it's streaming on the side, school, work, etc. gotta find out how to make it work / everyone thinks streaming is an easy job and it is but it's also v hard / grinding for years, failed a lot, many successes, many failures / frankly what I see from a lot of people is it's hard for them to reconcile-- / hardest part about streaming is streaming as much as you can w/o letting it affect ur mental / any creative industry I guess the
0:54:46 no such thing as a good company, all evil, all dogshit, except what ben & jerry's?
1:02:00ish something's giving me the succ
1:06:45 scream
1:31:54 I should prob just die at this point
1:27:35 deep, let's go deeper, penetrating?
1:25:14 try playing LoL with blake / are you fucking me?
1:40:20 gawkgawk [bobbing head]
1:50:00 pizza hrnnng
2:12:41 viet noodle bar best in vegas
2:16:58 asking permission to eat the rest of it
2:25:00 ish ohhhhhhhhhhhh
2:27:13 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ / fried mmmmmkay
2:28:52 low ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2:29:45 egh get up there get up there [whispered]
2:33:24 good job I'm proud of u
2:35:35 I'm not a patient man
2:37:05 anime expo / gonna take vacation / not thinking I'm gonna travel much / offkai was on the docket but unfortunately
2:37:50 oh oh oh oh
2:41:15 exertion noises
2:45:00
2:47:06-10* 🎵 Clip [long low growl like a gator] [snarl like a dog]
2:51:25 whispering
2:51:51 whispering oh no fuck
2:52:30 soft I can do it...
2:59:36 whining noo I can't do it
3:00:10 low I'll show you how smart I am
3:06:30 which is a BULLSHIT GAME [ham voice lol]
3:10:00 you fuckin shitass gravity!
3:10:30 no I can't do it....i can't do it...i don't believe in myself
1:13:19 you fucking planet you fucking planet / oh~ oh~ ohh... ohh...
3:14:00 whispering cmon...cmon...cmon
3:19:56-18* 🎵 Clip (full) 🎵 Clip (last two lines only) [Japanese accent] "You feel my strength, do you? I'm smarter than you thought I'd be. My ability to adapt impresses you, no?" [normal voice] "I can do it, I can do it. Watch...this...Get in there..."
3:21:50 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
3:26:00 rather be playing the entirety of sonic heroes or something
3:29:22 low whatever
3:30:04 [low] celestial body getting in my way
3:32:25 you didn't force me you convinced me
3:34:40 low oh?
3:43:31 I tried my best that't all I can give you ["about to cry" voice]
3:43:40 low one more
3:48:38 behold.
3:51:00 stop treating me like your little hammy I'll eat my taro bun when I want to
3:57:30 schedule talk: tomorrow, priest stream / tuesday? monday? / palworld comes out on friday / give myself 2 more sessions of outer wilds? what do you think? / next outer wilds stream on monday (day after tomorrow) 7pm pt / idk mon, tues, weds-- / fri, sat, sun want to play palworld / multiplayer / mhhhhmmmm select few / maybe randon would want to play with me
4:01:30 I don't wanna [low] hmmmmmmmm / mon, tues outer wilds / if after tues, not near the end, will do one more day (on thurs) / if beat it on tues, take 2 days off in the middle of the week / then [weekned I assume] palword / oh maybe get blake to play / break then palworld [I missed part of this]

2024-01-14　🧑🏻‍🏫 Chat Confesses Their Sins To Me

Original URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL7sH-4uhKc
(unarchived)

0:29:55 you know what fuck that kid can i get an amen
0:34:36 blake
0:34:45 naughty boy
0:44:05 green cum story
0:51:29 you wanted to get caught you sick fuck
0:53:09 why are you in bed with your grandma
0:56:27 ape roleplay
0:58:23 forced to submit and struggling
1:00:24 you can just ban people btw
1:02:12 added my own flavor text
1:06:19 deep so where do u wanna eat also i wanna suck ur cock
1:06:19 deep so where do yu wanna eat also i wanna suck ur cock
1:10:56 grandma bloomers / horse cock
1:10:56 damn you to hell damn you
[wrong timestamp] lando ass i missed it
1:20:52 teaching chat how to choke safely
1:25:42 a little piss a little trickle maybe playing with your prostate too much
1:26:10 that's just life sometimes you shit yourself amen
1:32:09 rarely have someone regret being their true self / usually much happier for it
1:36:32 you are GAAAAYYY
1:37:24 getting off on oh yeah lay in that shit
1:43:21 you should have your own creeps!
1:50:11 don't cum! [breaks down laughing]
1:50:52 BOM BOM BOM SUBMIT BOM BOM DADDY'S COCK
1:54:36 sexual stuff with your grandma

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