Andonsounds timestamp dump (Page 2)

 
Additional timestamps/notes not on main clips page, copied from personal notes
Split into separate pages b/c character limit

Key:
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L = Lando speaking
R = Randon speaking
B/C/D = Blake, Connor, Doc, etc...

 

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2023-11-05　🚲 Get in the Orbunker, there's no time to explain

All timestamps & clips from this stream on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-11-05-get-in-the-orbunker-theres-no-time-to-explain

2023-11-08　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Chatting before Lethal Company with @randonchannel tonight

All clips and most timestamps from this stream on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-11-08-chatting-before-lethal-company-with-randonchannel-tonight

0:09:10 L fry
0:09:59 L same
0:17:06 L same
0:17:16* L I gotta careful not to show what's written in here / that would literally be catastrophic / like red alert cat--ANYWAYS
0:23:56* L been drawing a lot / nothing i could really show you...EVER...anytimesoonanyways--
0:29:22* L sneeze
0:34:25 L aaand there's porn
0:36:03 L haven't been delving into music as much / well nah, music prod and guitar are 3 separate skills
0:39:01* L trying to learn how to finger this shit
0:46:29 L sus otamatone gesture
0:48:08 L rent raised, bad timing, renewed another year, but moving after that
0:55:10* R gonna shit ur pants too late
0:58:45* R spatial audio asmr
1:01:19 L 'plz describe ur role in a team dynamic'
1:01:30 L what does that mean? / support, leader? janitor? top, bottom? support? / L I'm the alpha. / R sussy aughffough ok uh debatable
1:02:07* R groanmoan
1:04:18* L guess we're going in raw / R I want some morphine / ice cream truck / wtf
1:05:23* L AGH NOT THE BEES RUN
1:09:15* R evil laughing / don't leave w/o me where r u
1:13:41* R spatial audio asmr
1:14:09* L that looks like a ahem
1:15:16* R Lando???
1:15:29* R AGH
1:16:52 large axle
1:17:08-14 * R i am the quintessential load depositor. you can count on me
1:19:19* L how do you deposit load? / R are you ready for a sesh?
1:22:31 L oh OH
1:24:22* R ooh this hole / L what is this hole for / R idk~
1:28:23-25* L gonna go deposit my load
1:29:12-25* "drowning" voices / R oh we're fine u big baby
1:30:03-15* more gargling noises
1:32:00* saving randon / from the brink/ not as dramatic
1:32:55* L as long as we can afford to not be homeless why not got some fight left in me / if you're going back to an office job you can do that any time
1:33:42 R panic UH UH UH
1:34:44* oh no see my steam profile pic / R idk what that is but it's quite fuckable
1:36:15* L despite what my chat says, we still have energetic youthfulness
1:37:17* still have energy, give it a shot
1:37:45 L we're desperate we're desperate
1:38:17* both scream
1:38:47* L screams
1:45:20* L mormons / R soaking / L ur sick i'm not gonna soak w/ you
1:46:14* both screaming
1:48:26* R this guy FUCKS!!! this guy fucks
1:49:16* L hysterical / R instakilled
1:49:33* R moaning egh my mistake was going for the cheese
1:51:58* if only we had some peanut butter for that
1:53:56* L OH WAIT THAT'S A-- [ded]
1:55:09-11* L wait i could just fuck him?
1:55:24* R oh hell yeah brother~ / moan i'm not gonna show lando this / panic screaming / L laughing
1:55:28-29* ^ just the moan
1:56:29* R it looks like a dildo. i'm running
1:56:41* R scream / whimper
1:57:08* R wtf am i in the backrooms? / L laughing
1:57:58-00* L he's looping
1:58:14* R groaning oh no
1:58:23-37* R oh no + moaning
1:58:37-41* R pathetic "Lando?" / Lando i'm scared
1:59:05* R groaning oh shit / moaning oh shit
1:59:17* R welp! / WTF IS THIS OH GOD IT'S COOM AAAA
1:59:30-47* R whiny moaning / oh jesus christ / oh no
1:59:45-53* R moaning / lando? / lando this isn't funny anymore i need ur help
1:59:54* R whining landooo / i'm never gonna play games with you ever again if you don't help me
1:59:54-56 ^just first half
2:00:04* R whining/groaning lando...it's dark...wtf was that
2:00:27* R moaning i wanna speak to your manager
2:00:31-33* R moan / panic
2:00:46-48* R moan / panic harder
2:00:54* v R landoo...lando?
2:00:59* R screaming / jumps off cliff / imded
2:01:16* R ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME / I'M DONE I'M DONE
2:01:30* R how much of that did you see / L i saw everything
2:01:53* did you hear my fear farts / that's all that matters / L uhhh i heard noises...various noises, yes.
2:02:01* R groaning oh my god
2:03:05* R i humiliated myself / didn't know there was a spectator mode
2:03:23* R i didn't say that shit bc-- if i knew i was being watched i wouldn't've-- omfg
2:04:46* R confirm hasn't changed ur opinion of me
2:05:41* R actually embarrassed / L no you didn't say anything weird
2:06:50* R we're gonna win our first jo sesh
2:09:23* L ok let's deposit the load
2:11:35 i haven't been paying attention
2:12:47 R's fave food
2:16:22* L something was coming / R and it wasn't me / L and it wasn't me either
2:18:22* R stonks
2:20:26* L grunting
2:22:43* L pain noises
2:24:44* R hell fuckin' yeah
2:26:46 R that sound
2:26:50 R that was the sound of good pussy / laughing / L oh my god
2:26:48-59* ^
2:28:45 pickles cameo
2:29:28 R let your cat play / making pickles dance
2:31:03 PICKLES NO / bomb / R wtf / L cat stepped on hand / R laughs
2:33:30* L screaming / it's on me it's on me / get off me / am i inside of it / get off of me / no / what's happening
2:33:58* did we get fucking vored?
2:34:08-11* R it was the funniest thing in the world to watch that thing facefucking you
2:34:47 explaining DnD tomorrow
2:35:16 on randon's channel / what time? / i can wake up........ / noon
2:37:08 i wasn't paying attention
june went back a long time, way before prof

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2023-11-09　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Watermelon game redux then rolling Lando's DND character

All clips and basically all timestamps I took are on main page here -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-11-09-watermelon-game-redux-then-rolling-landos-dnd-character

2023-11-11　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Sheriff Professor Lando McGee is forming a DND posse, who wants in?!

http://youtu.be/Zycibl4MiPc

0:05:26 L BIRTH ME FATHER
0:28:32 I haven't been paying attention very well this whole time
0:37:20 L chat you would not vote for the vehement racist
0:39:23 L we can make the slime girl racist too
0:39:50 R SIGHGROWL
0:42:20 L mmmm
0:43:54 R 'important question: is he a top or a bottom?'
0:49:32 L owhhhhhhh
0:50:39 L ohh~
0:51:28 L low mmmmgrowl
0:55:00 R i want you to seed one / and that's not a sexual thing
1:00:02 L racist cats no stop trying to make them all racist / R 300 racist kittens
1:06:24 R let's go racist slimussy
1:06:57 L dude i'm looking. respectfully
1:13:05 L how tf is he gonna be sneaking around with his balls slapping around alerting the guards
1:13:19 L clap of his balls
1:15:36 R 'racism is stored in the balls'
1:16:47 R did tingle have a gigantic penis / L what
1:17:31 L go plap away somewhere
1:17:45 L ooooh~ okay
1:20:19 L low fried mmmm
1:27:16 R 'why's he have ballstretchers on his hands' / how do you think he got etc.
1:30:19 L lowish ohhhh no
1:30:38 R they're both hot
1:31:10 L 'you already have a nasty waifu' how dare you call me that
1:41:31 L you horny motherfuckers gave him two waifus

2023-11-15　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Interviewing Special Guest @AisRiale With @ProfessorLando

https://www.twitch.tv/blakeladet
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1978547514

29:15 naughty student roleplay
45:59 stripper pole in the party bus
0:47:43 blake broseidon king of the thirsts
0:52:59 visit over christmas?
1:00:00 connor here & about to tell twitchcon stories
1:02:16 saw stripper poles while delivering pizza
1:30:16 were you kissing? / makeout session
1:32:40 sexier in person
1:39:10 L in mic
1:52:41 ais's chest
1:54:40 connor doesn't have a credit card
1:57:00 L in mic
1:59:04 190 is lando's line, pound over or under will make or break how fat or thin he looks
2:00:50 reese looks like a rock climber
2:02:20 ais plans
2:03:10 I think he's at work

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2023-11-18　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Crafting the immaculate viking settlement with @professorlando

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpSgqLO-IdA
0:08:21 R orc belly emote reaction lol
0:19:11 R weird sussy groaning noises
0:20:42 R eyed rink seam-in
0:26:29 R ahh~
0:28:58 enter lando
0:30:34 L remember our talk yesterday? fuck that
0:34:38 tiktok would show randon tiddy / not for me / immediately leave / L definitely not for you
0:37:21 R rather cut my dick off etc.
0:37:39 R i've considered being a drug dealer
0:39:14 capslock fail led to spongebob meme (lando's impression)
0:40:43 R did you piss yourself? / L n-no / R [idk what he said] / L that's just my moisture moisture / both aggro on enemy
0:43:03 why airbnb sucks
0:43:40 L the airbnb host will come... / R HE'LL COME??? / L uh huh / R youll be asleep and he's standing over you etc. etc. / L or cameras
0:45:14 L oh oh get some MMGH / r hngvoice protect me
0:46:39 R dying noises (there was a second of sus towrd the end)
0:48:53 L trying to remember R's survival tips, die bc he doesn't remember bc he was thrusting logs into the ground
0:49:42 L are you kidding? that pig just fucked us
0:53:55 L spitroast? / R hehehe / L oh cmon
0:55:17 R birch is too hard? hehehe / L oh cmon it's too early
0:55:23 R panic squeal
0:55:49 L blblblblblblbr noise
0:56:07 dnd stuff maybe first week of december / R might be moving as a character then (riggingwise)
0:57:12 R screaming
1:03:07 R presses lando on his horny chalkzone joke until he makes it not horny
1:07:13 L not sure if these were photoshopped or in the show because he's just fucking him
1:07:32 L 'later seasons did that' so they would just fuck? / R idk if they're fuckin'...
1:08:01 L they say 'adult' but idk adult that likes sexual content in entertainment
1:08:53 like sexy chars but not really sexual content idk what it is
1:09:12 R let's dissect it / L 'cause i'm a sexual beast / but if trying to be entertained, dislike, recoil, maybe conditioned to be ashamed of sex in a non intimate setting
1:10:03 chat: maybe because it sucks / lol / L maybe bc artsy and they don't show it, maybe if they just show them straight fuckin' you'd be like well actually? go at it...ren & stimpy
1:10:43 R watching show, build rapport, then watching them is like watching ur friends fuck / i dont like that, i don't want that, i don't wanna be here, i'm not supposed to be here, get me out
1:10:56 R i think porn works bc they're random people you don't know / that's also why i can't do yknow / L so you didn't look at those photos i sent you, then? / no lol that made me v uncomf / L aw / R idk how people get their jollies off established chars or people they... / L chat you wouldn't.....
1:12:13 L knowing the person / think that's the opposite w/ most people / think chat would / well not PERSONALLY / R like watching ur friends go at it / i'm not for that i will leave thank you / L idk if ur bro's going at it, fuck it up, it's like watching ur football team / wooo! / R u have a point there / L wowoah red card
1:13:33 L 'i wouldn't get my rocks off to randon but i would watch a full length porno of lando for the bit' / for the bit?? that ain't no bit / R btw i have some notes on ur technique / L pause. randon, let's take a look here... with the red marker on the board / sports music / sports commentary / R laughing
1:14:53 L i do wanna clarify...i do think....i'm the last person to denounce...idk how to say this...i'm the prof, i teach things / last person to say porn is a bad thing / but it's def not a GOOD thing / R like a necessary evil? / L i think if you want to partake i think it's fine and empowering in certain scenarios / but it will kinda mess you up a little bit
1:16:15 L cmere u thickass
1:16:36 L counterculture thing just like marijuana and people go too hard the other direction / may have partook, def not fucking good, saw some people get really fucked up by that shit / what i mean / i'm the sex is funny guy / R everything in moderation? / L a wee bit of porno is my cup of tea / R laugh / L moderation my dear / R a sip before dinner, help get to sleep / L just a bit of plappage on the telly before brunch / R laughing
1:17:59 R take on porn/coomer stuff: only reason it's bad: can be exploitative / in the absence of any exploitation, neutral to good / L agree / if i know everyone could self-moderate and not fall off the deep end, positive, but that statement applies to everything / R if something is good that only increases the danger of ODing
1:16:36 L counterculture thing just like marijuana and people go too hard the other direction / may have partook, def not fucking good, saw some people get really fucked up by that shit / what i mean / i'm the sex is funny guy / R everything in moderation? / L a wee bit of porno is my cup of tea / R laugh / L moderation my dear / R a sip before dinner, help get to sleep / L just a bit of plappage on the telly before brunch / R laughing
1:17:59 R take on porn/coomer stuff: only reason it's bad: can be exploitative / in the absence of any exploitation, neutral to good / L agree / if i know everyone could self-moderate and not fall off the deep end, positive, but that statement applies to everything / R if something is good that only increases the danger of ODing
1:19:24 L world went to shit when they banned porn on tumblr / R that true? thought it was for kids / L ohhhhh you thought it was for motivational grayscale pics of swagapinos? / R thought it was for superwholock and bronies / L tumblr NOT for the kids / L ...therewasalotofpornontumblrbro / R was it good? / L fandom, there's ur answer / R ah
1:20:38 ' fandom & porn are p close'
1:21:14 L saw digital circus R34 before i even knew what it was / R which one? / L like which artwork? you have a library of knowledge / R NOO WHICH CHAR / L who do you think / R well yeah but the ringmaster dude has ur kinda.... / L what the... / oh i'd fuck him i guess / L chess piece guy, what's he got under that robe? / R exposes himself to you / L that's gross / R identified the most with him / L i can see that / could get 5mil views and also death threats if i did a digital circus smash or pass tierlist / would all be smash / jk / R think you could make content outta that / L all of legal age, mind you / chat: we want ur opinion / L i did have carnal desire for pomni / R lol is this church? / L we talked about this
1:23:44 L one thing to read a book and understand the info, another thing to experience / tumblr sexymen/girlfailures / understood but never experienced / chainsaw man char / char always seemed anoying to me / L but with pomni i'm like oh shit / R i don't think she's in that char archetype group / high strung but don't think she's that weak willed, just v high strung
1:25:12 L pray i don't spawn in digital circus bc they'd all abstract by morning / R forces him to explain his open ended coomer implication again
1:27:30 L [ragdoll character] sounds like girl_dm / R laughs / explains some things / kind of true now that i'm thinking about it / R if you were being attacked by that would you leave girldm to her fate / L fucked up but what are you supposed to do? can't fight it / ...... L i would BE the abstraction
1:30:03 R did it spark on tumblr? / L idk, saw porn of it, decided to watch it / R akashi knows a lot / has a lot of dubs in diff languages / makes sense / englishcentric world not perfect / L smart, takes resources / prob why mr beast has so many subs & dubs / L i'm so dumb i was about to be like what if you hired a sign language interpreter but then i was like that's what words are / R just like techbros "reinventing" the bus / L rode in elon's hyperloop thing, just a shittier version of a tram
1:33:30 L protect me / afk because dad here for some reason
1:39:39 R groany aw yeahhhh~
1:47:43 R hehehehe
1:49:10 R wanna play golf with blake
1:51:07 R what if we're slimeballs starting a vtuber agency (movie reference) / sports team trading
1:52:24 L cherry buttfuck mcgee
1:59:11 L grunts
1:59:33 L agh~
2:00:17 R so many bits i wanna do with you / ideas / gotta pay the bills, sponsorships, tryhard, why people like working with you
2:00:43 L fwjeifwej i'll say this / problem not ideas, resources, time and money, told myself i stopped getting meta about content / if it wasn't for the prof thing / not my first, 2nd, 3rd idea / can't spread too thin / i did a ...nvm not gonna bring that up / animation arc
2:03:13 R i want to, without your consent beforehand, play irl geogueser with you
2:04:45 quebec / L don't know where that is / R q in xqc is for quebec / L what a dumbass
2:06:10 R gonna kill you
2:06:36 L cat brought a ton of dead animals to L's room while he was in college
2:07:31 R pspspsps Landon? Landon? i have your food for you
2:09:17 R 4milks has unhinged emotes
2:10:09 R get milked? omg / inflation thing / unhinged emotes
2:10:30 L u guys are sick. 'get milked'
2:10:58 L i don't like this weird 4milks insurgency happening in ur chat / R twitch is a strange place
2:11:32 R nice dumpy / L me? tch i try
2:12:07 L i see the get milked emote / i quite like it actually / thought those were your emotes
2:12:36* R I do like the idea of that / L what, getting milked? / R well--no--well...not publicly, but that'sbesidesthepoint
2:13:03 R randonnite streamers / L you guys are epic
2:14:00 L Randonnnnnnn! x2 / help! / aaagh
2:15:28 L oh god~
2:16:22 LR spitting bit
2:17:37 L still have stardew, wanted to play more lethal company / R should probably get more people
2:18:18 L last night had convo, going to wake up early! / R uh huh / L not only going to wake up early, going to stream early / can collab / would get it done and have rest of day
2:20:11 L woahwoah besides streaming~
2:21:30 L video game phases / on and off, obsessing
last seconds of stream: R boop noises

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2023-11-18　🧑🏻‍🏫 I am a master of economics

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1981458235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlIPq2D5GzA
(all timestamps currently listed checked for accuracy. timestamps for stupid noises not added rn)

0:06:36 apologize / like to say i'm coming around from this arc of absurd busy-ness for me
0:07:27 socializing is good, went too ham / [he got distracted]
0:08:45 genshin vid, another filmed video, scrapped, wasted time, twitch con, connor's bday, someone else's bday, then twitchcon, then halloween, then other sponsored from before, and....i regret doing so much / wish i would have taken it easier
0:38:34 this week gonna try to stream 5d/week / last night told randon i'm gonna stream early / wait was that today or yesterday
1:32:06 lemme show you something else ive been working on after this game / ooo~kay so...
1:47:54 girl_dm's model / vtubing / talked about with connor bc he used to vtube / not like I'm not creative / or have an outlet for creativity bc I do I have plenty / it's such a creative outlet I'm really jealous
1:53:32 (re: joining vshojo) definitely not joining anything, can guarantee that / pheh
1:54:13 priest never seeing the light of day / no particular reason, just have more insight / time passed / way way back, over a year and a half, I drew that, I didn't workshop that at all
1:55:06 randon said this to me, he had a good point / I keep doing this and that / this event, hanging out with these people, then going to this thing / randon think I'm not spreading my wings / I'm getting in my own way
1:55:37 randon's so great / a good balance 'cause ur friends gas you up / ur like w/e ur just saying that / randon good friend, best friend, one of best friends for sure / when he says it I feel he means it / he thinks I spread myself too thin too often / not that I don't believe it but I'm gonna say it's true / yeah I do sometimes
1:56:29 thinking about it / can start talking about it / showed you priest thing but / withholding talking about it candidly / bc didn't know myself, didn't want to start a discussion about it
1:57:00 but at this point, I think I want to. I think I'm gonna do it / but I do feel like I didn't get to hit the ground running with LigmaU / love ligmaU stuff
1:57:20 agh it's a double edged sword bc vtubing is such a fun medium / cool to play a char u craft / watching luna's, couldn't help feeling--not jealous or anything negative, but looks like so much fun
1:57:37 at this point, I think I am going to / more likely than not / not anytime soon / not trying to be coy as if I have a model ready to go / no I have some ideas but I don't even have an artist / haven't begun or anything / won't happen for a long time / still here for quite a while at the very least / plan to be here regardless
1:58:22 thanking gifts / you guys are always kind
1:58:29 part of me thought it's cool to keep it a secret but wanted to talk about it bc I disappeared from ligmaU before / u guys are subscribing, supporting me now / don't want it feel like throwing money into the void / did that already / going away hohoho oh wait I'm back / doesn't feel right / boom and now I'm this / then you don't hear from me again / or definitely less / thinking about it, tossing it around / comfortable saying at least that here
1:59:27 it'll just be me so I can tell you w/o getting in trouble bc who's gonna yell at me, me? lol
1:59:56 think i can explore a v diff creative outlet w/ it / just seems fun / kinda sucks to say that bc it implies I'm not having fun now bc I am / just like to do a lot of stuff / maybe too much stuff
2:00:34 but at least for now / I did twitchcon, bdays, travel plans / overcorrected / thought i need to do more life stuff, be happier, def happier rn than I was...quite a bit ago / think I overcorrected w/ too much life stuff / too much socializing / hard to find balance
2:01:20 my streaming has been inconsistent, shouldn't have let it get that inconsistent / randon was kinda chastising me, def right, shouldn't have let streaming schedule get so nonchalant / agree, shortcoming of mine recently / leading up to this vtuber, I think I will try to maintain...at least stream more
2:01:50 chat: there was a reason why it was inconsistent tho / yeah there was a reason but nothing required, self-imposed reasons
2:02:10 progress: been tossing around some themes / rn it's come down to two themes / vtubers have a theme / dm's theme is evil villian / consider randon more of a streamer w/ an avatar but could say his theme is orc
2:02:58 think there's fun in having it be a surprise / narrowed down, going toward one end of the spectrum rather than... basically picked one theme
2:03:20 i'll show for funsies the theme i'm NOT going to do / might regret this tragically in 2 months / no I can't / what if in 3 months I'm like no it's the other one / nice try
2:04:05 showing this will force my hand / officially remove one option
2:04:37 fuck it w/e I'm the master of my own devices / also so what
2:05:01 this is one, there's a few main themes i've been fledging out / shit i'm gonna regret this / u guys were kind to me tonight and it's 12am so whoever's here now, you guys are the real ones
2:06:03 ok so this is one of the few themes / v recently drawn / why do i need to qualify it w/e
2:06:20 theme i thought i was gonna go if i was to do it is alien overlord / shit now that i'm looking at it i wanna do this one FUCK gdi / ......... who gives a fuck / 'would you talk like an alien' wtf does that mean lol / oh noo don't say you love it ughhh
2:07:11 drew alt interpretation, more feminine
2:07:27 shit, shouldn't have done this / feeling frustrated, wanted some validation / not validation, show someone or something / it's a good one but....idk / maybe down the line i could do this as a costume for the other theme? / would be cool / shame to get rid of it
2:08:36 lore is--ah great, now i have lore for it, what am i doing--there's a whole series of aliens, diff types / his species is this green thing / these slimes, lowest tier, dumbest alien / two dumb aliens fused and connected braincells / he's the smartest of these idiots, leader of them, gained humanoid form
2:09:53 cat thematic: not a cat, not conscious of being a catboy, happens coincidentally to look like cat stuff / came to earth to destroy but discovers singing & the arts / now that i say it out loud it's kinda goated and i regret showing you all / maybe it's for the better
2:10:45 also he's got a mole on his fing belly bc he's a fucking slut
2:10:52 cryptid lore / monster sightings / silhouette / but it's actually this / midriff is like a mouth / shoulder pads are like ufos, would glow greenish
2:11:42 love char thing about this medium, enamors me / great medium / don't think medium has been fully explored / people say vtubing is dead / people doing the same thing / normal streaming too / I'm a char on YT but Dr. Disrespect is a char streamer, like the only one / narrow definition of mainstream stuff / both flesh and vtuber streaming could be explored more / but who am I to say, I talk about bussy on the internet
2:13:01 char name: kazper cataclysmo / CAT / connor hated that last name / bad cat puns
2:13:23 also didn't like that it was villiany, girldm just did something villiany, connor's old thing was a villian, villains are cool but ehhhhhhhhhhhh
2:13:48 started to lose sauce, started to overcook it
2:14:00 (another design) omfg wtf this is awful / eh not that bad
2:14:20 hood was like venus flytrap, close like clasping hands, look like alien head / liked cryptid idea / face design on chest led to other one
2:15:23 wanna design / can only design one thing for myself / hire me to design ur vtuber / fun, don't have lot of exp w/ char design / 'gotta have recognizable silhouette' blah blah
2:16:04 thing is, i like this bc i like more fem stuff / 🎵 Clip oh god look at him he's such a fucking slut
2:16:17 also love these little dudes / i'm so good at making little fucking dudes, look at this little fucking guy / I should be a little dude maker / look at this fucking little dude / feet would go up, bubbles / diff colors / made out of jelly / diff flavors / straw / succed like a capri sun / most are green because char disliked green flavor
2:17:50 went away from this bc trouble with design motif / seems like a lot of work but I work fast / very recent, last month / tried to make green work bc aliens / green hard to make work / fell apart, gave up completely / losing touch
2:18:35 shows thicc design & recolors
2:19:07 say goodbye mr cataclysmo
2:19:30 green kinda sucks! / sorry girl_dm / green hard, worst color always / oh no I'm being racist to randon / don't tell him I said that
2:19:54 chat: means ur other idea better / idk if other idea is better tbh / this is cooler, more chuuni / other idea not as fun but I like it better / hard to describe w/o spoiling / have to trust myself and stop going back and forth / kind of overcooked it / like slender cattiness of this one / first one was awful
2:21:46 priest design / 2 yrs ago / you can see I'm a fan of the cat head motif and pauldrons / color scheme based off leviathan from destiny 2 (calus) / love that color scheme
2:22:50 theme for priest seems narrow, doesn't seem as full as sth like alien / was when I was v inexperienced / good design I think / I could see it being p good if rendered / but this is better, cooler / but I'm not doing this / blame chat again
2:23:03 even more thicc femboy recolors
2:24:29 retiring this one officially I need to not go back I need to move on
2:26:41 I showed them my little FUCK connor I showed them my little FUCKING guy
2:27:15 liked this mascot so much it was almost the deciding factor / his eyes are boba balls you FUCKING IDIOTS / alien noises / I told them his name / RIP
2:28:38 doesn't even look like my artstyle / yeah it does? well fuck me / feels so long ago
2:29:36 oh man, love this silhouette fuck / re:chat - not gonna flip him horizontally fuck you / flips / not bad
2:30:33 dancing / hire me I'll do char design I need the practice / awwww I really like this maybe I shouldn't have shown you guys this / no I'm retiring it goodbye / maybe I can draw a comic or sth / not everything has to be a vtuber / can just be one of my chars
2:32:52 my little dude rip
2:33:52 shitposting the fabric
2:35:10 denim texture overlaid
2:35:28 'he looks sluttier' / ok calm down
2:36:02 denim rarity on my planet, came to ur planet to pilfer every levis warehouse
2:36:41 I like black hair / kinda sexy / oh~ he's thicc he's kinda thicc
2:37:55 meow
2:39:08 raiding reese / don't tell reese about this / don't tell anyone about this / don't say anything

2023-11-19　🚲 Lets roll the DND characters for twitch and youtube today!

0:06:25* houuughn good morning / moany noise
0:06:44* moangroan
0:08:41* same
0:09:12* same
0:12:25 only one man could possibly get me to do a handcam: lando

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2023-11-22　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Newgrounds nostalgia day! (I've never played this before)

(VOD trimmed by 4:10. Orig timestamps first followed by trimmed timestamps)

0:11:36 0:07:26* R whee
0:11:52 0:07:42-54* R GET OFF ME / L cmon it's gonna be good for both of us hegh ok
0:13:14 0:09:04 L ohhhoho / grunting noises
0:14:26 0:10:16 L actually feels great / OH
0:14:37 0:10:27 R pain noises
0:15:08 0:10:58 R WOOHOO
0:18:44 0:14:34 R THIS FUCKER AGAIN
0:19:35 0:15:25 L oh my gosh~ i can't / randon choked pain noise
0:20:32 0:16:22 R parroting the whining noise ingame
0:21:55 0:17:45 R OW
0:22:07 0:17:57 L oh my gosh~ WOOHOO
0:22:47 0:18:37 L breathy ouch
0:23:39 0:19:29 R hey if ur a cop u have to tell me
0:25:00 0:20:50 L fem noise / R ohh baybee / pain noises
0:25:44 0:21:34 L grunt
0:32:06 0:27:56 L wait this guy's a T rex!!
0:32:52 0:28:42 R strained the colors dude hngh
0:34:45 0:30:35 L agh~
0:35:11 0:31:01 L same
0:36:05 0:31:55 (afk, got interrupted)
---afk timestamps---
0:55:00 0:50:50 R barking / L people just failed NNN
0:58:20 0:54:10 L monke panting noises
0:59:00 0:54:50 L heavy panting
0:59:42 0:55:32 L AGH x3
1:01:32 0:57:22 R whining Lando / no more barking
1:06:42 1:02:32 L thxgiving traditions
1:07:39 1:03:29-34* R I just shove my fist up there and wiggle around in there a little bit
1:08:43 1:04:33-35* L+R moaning over food
1:10:36 1:06:26 R OW OW OW OW
1:13:13 1:09:03 R just got gangbanged
1:15:00 1:10:50 L turkey ohh ahh
1:16:15 1:12:05 R storytime: bros beat each other with turkey legs, angered sister
1:19:38 1:15:28 R content: force actual boomers to play this game
1:20:20 1:16:10 R if you made biden play this game he'd just keep over and die / L fave clip biden going egheghehh forget it
1:22:47 1:18:37 R tennis story
1:29:59 1:25:49 R have you ever been to an erotic bakery / L mmmmmmmmmm no
1:34:00 1:29:50 L ungh my neck
1:37:54 1:33:44 try not to be racist challenge
1:43:01 1:38:51 R OoOoOOoOHH SO CUTE
1:41:59 1:37:49 L OHH MY GOD
---end afk timestamps---
1:44:03 1:39:53 R it's not called the chlamydia bear!!
1:45:23 1:41:13 L sussy BJ motion / R you turning tricks? trying to get 20 coins off me? / L gulping noises / trying to get 20 coins off me to buy the extra life? no thank you
1:45:53 1:41:43 L that is how we greet others in our alien world / R exchanging long protein strings
1:49:29 1:45:19 L ohh my gosh~
1:51:34 1:47:24 R [orc massage probably] / other stuff in the works, DND center stage, other stuff i can't talk about (you know about) / L yessir! / R backburner, dip toe in video content / orig Funger had to be edited bc nsfw / L randon's got a lot of stuff cooking up the next few months
1:54:51 1:50:41 R whooping
1:55:32 1:51:22 R whiny crying
1:58:24 1:54:14 R are you gonna stream today? or tomorrow? /L might stream drawing his DnD char tonight?
1:58:59 1:54:49 R one hour stream tomorrow / lethal company saturday? / R sizable amt of people who dgaf about thxgiving & should be fed too / going to stream every day I normally stream / lethal company friday night / L that'll give me some time to maybe find some other people?

2023-11-22　🧑🏻‍🏫 Late night art stream

Stream split once he realized he forgot to turn VODs on

🧑🏻‍🏫 Late night art stream Part 1

http://youtu.be/rpuGdSFhcbk

0:08:27* nijisanji black friday sales / you think i'm gonna get kyo kaneko's vps? why do you think i need to know that
0:13:06* i really need to sober up i'm really em-- it's not a good look / embarrassing i know
0:15:44* oh~ / french accent
0:17:36* whispering ohh god
0:18:53* pressure washer bidet
0:25:56* malding about eggs
0:28:01* the weather here is [singsong] ass
0:30:03* connor drunk at the airport because he drank at lando's / reese unamused / feel bad since reese is the only sober one in the group all the time
0:33:25* have you seen the sonic lego sex --SETS!!
0:34:02* got sex on the mind
0:34:35* [laughing] [announcer voice] NEW FROM LEGO: Sonic & friends are here to fuck [breaks character laughing, resumes]

🧑🏻‍🏫 Late night art stream Part 2

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1984987390
http://youtu.be/w1hJolFyxpI

0:16:34 art ohh that's not it that's for sure / will i get banned for this?
0:28:04 impressions / tug on my cock / sonic HEH ALRIGHT
0:35:20 pickles the fat fuck couldn't take 2 steps without falling over
0:39:38* ur just trying to get me to meow & hiss
0:39:50* what if someone's watching? / [hushed] worse, what if i like it and i can't stop? / mrowl
0:45:07 i will stream tomorrow night
0:46:59* no we're not at the moaning stage
[timestamp machine 🅱️roke] i've never been able to be straight ever since
ais and han in chat
0:56:00* moangroaning
stream RDR?
1:07:00 no I don't think I will
1:07:54 been a while since discord stream
1:12:48 low voice / played ROR with han earlier
1:22:55* sistermon blank & sistermon...noir??
1:26:01 I know I drew two things at most but I did draw this! [bread]
1:26:50 making his fugi eat the baguette / OMNOMNOMNOM
1:27:45
1:31:45 easter SUCKS [he is reinventing the calendar]
1:34:00 may have baited people with digimon but I'm exhausted / discord? / misspoke / offmic despair noises
1:37:02 hoho vaporeon [re: fucking digimon vs pokemon]
1:39:54* "I might invite Fobmaster to Lethal Company on Friday. Maybe...I don't want to— Y'know, Randon's a shy guy. I don't want to overwhelm him with just, like... But someone like Fob is someone I've been familiar with for a while, so maybe it's like a good introduction and it's not just some random person like, 'Let's just pull this fucking guy in!' like, I know Fob, and I've known him for a while. So maybe that would be OK. I would need to know another person that's like that, though..."
1:40:50 brother is playing counter strike 2 nonstop on steam
1:41:29 two games to play offline now: love playing alien hominid earlier / maybe can play that with people / may just go into the discord sometimes / 4 people? / no stakes / discord, love to do that again / busy period for me recently
1:44:09 wasn't he the character in schloopin up schlorpos oh yeah that is him
1:45:20 minecraft predator sleeper agent / oh no we have a minecraft server
1:48:36 chicken legs (amid punching bag talk)
1:49:20 I'm such a slut for brands
1:50:03 at twitchcon someone was visiting not from the states, wanted a twinkie of all things
1:56:00 that guy's crazy he has problems
1:59:40 I always remember...nvm I can't talk about that / nvm / one time he brought a girl to the dorm and he just fucked her / which might not sound weird unless I'm still in there / and I was
2:00:40 oh he knew...he knew / woke up / not gonna be like ah yes pardon me / just kind of laid there / then got really fucking awkward / girl was like oh I thought WE were gonna have s-- [laughing] / tired yeah
2:02:26 you got the bread

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2023-11-23　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Happy thanksgiving! w/ @doctor_hakase

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1985660478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbQ27DEEIg

0:14:25
0:36:15ish stanky jazz face
0:40:00 sh what hasn't been done before? I'd say getting fucked by santa / that already exists and is very popular
0:47:40 D oh so we're getting fucked by santa
0:48:24 L I made like 3 songs about santa fucking me
0:49:00 L is there deeper meaning there? NOPE!
0:50:10 dark noir
0:53:00 D voicing santa bezos / no you pee in that bottle over there you don't get breaks
0:54:45 D starts doing sort of a rap segment / assembly line bit / lol
0:58:40 D if only I was white / that would be so fun / maybe someday
0:59:28 L whisper motherfucker
---afk timestamps---
1:02:35 han in chat / D fave flavor of lays song
1:04:40 D my name is Kris Kringle and I love BBQ Pringle / lol
1:19:49 (forgot to mark but spoons have been happening for a while)
1:21:00 song about pickles
1:21:38 L wedding! you're getting on w/ ur life look at us look at doc / D what's wrong with me / D mm in mic
1:23:23 L gaycowboysgaycowboys
1:24:08 D did I mention they're gay and they are cowboys
1:25:00 D that so hot
1:26:00 soul version
1:26:24
1:26:50 D oh yeah c'mere / slurping noises
1:26:00 they're still going about the gay cowboys
1:29:00 L reach for my gun / im gayyy
1:32:30ish more gay lyrics
1:33:40 (w)hor(s)e jokes
1:36:11 D actually crying
1:38:08 L stop saying gay tumbleweed ur gonna inseminate me w ur lyrics
1:49:30 song about pickles again
1:58:00 D crying again
---end afk timestamps---
2:07:00 sand in my TOOOOES surrounded by HOOOOOEEES
2:10:30 [casually] there's a shark oh no :DD
2:11:30 gay surfers now
doc starts playing stay alive
2:22:00 loopstation was like $700
2:31:00ish madness + cat butthole
2:56:24 sanic but chiller
3:11:13 L get in there yee
3:22:56 L it's not gay enough / it's never gay enough
3:31:50 elmo voices
3:36:38 L low
3:51:20 L beatles impression
spongebob songs
4:08:40 wonderwall
4:09:30 D would u still be friends w/ me if I talked like this [goofy voice] / L yeah I'm friends with connor / lol
4:23:44 ohmonah made dumplings and they've been eating them for 4 days straight
4:27:19 doc's biodad he doesn't know turned out to be a drummer like him
4:28:20 wish I was an artist twink / patrons were probably fuckin' 'em / would take forever to finish their artworks but getting paid / was davinci a twink?
4:36:11 L maybe he's an actual vampire

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2023-11-24　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲+ Lethal Company with @randonchannel @girl_dm_ @saruei

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1986536005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPdAarbm7uE

0:07:58* L screaming
0:09:41* L screaming so loud, apple watch detected "loud environment"
0:11:09 R he's so floppy / L ur stretching me out!
0:17:25* R ohh fuck
0:18:05* L I'm too heavy / R yeah you are~ ur a thicc boi
0:19:35 the "monster" was girlDM trolling them with a voice changer
0:24:28 girl DM being a wholesome workout buddy
0:26:00 L this is like fucked up pikmin
0:27:00ish DM ohh indentured servitude~
0:29:04 R ice cream~
0:31:45 R oh shit u mind if I praise the lord
0:32:00 BJ gestures
0:32:33 peer pressure you don't have to take that / they're all getting stoned now
0:33:35 L ohh~
0:34:35 DM do they sell morphine? / R yeahhh / L don't give randon morphine
0:36:00 R I got a stool / 37:15 the joke is that I'm gay!
0:38:35 everyone screaming
0:40:00 girls singing the ice cream song
0:41:08 crossbow / R Yes!!! / L wait randon was your roommate? / R bold of you to assume I would get to that step
0:42:07 L squidward scream
0:43:20 R oh yeah~ x2
0:43:44 L hMM??
0:44:21 L sus yelp
0:44:50 R scream
0:47:00 saru singing the ice cream song badly again
0:48:36 L u a crockpot guy? / R had an instapot phase
0:51:45 R oOooOh god
0:52:01 L wait a yaoi paddle! / R yay!
0:52:18 R moan
0:53:12 L scared panting
0:55:00 LotR impressions
0:56:15 DM lemme teach you something...see how they're not moving? .....they're dead
1:00:15 trolling lando into dying
1:01:30 R yippee....~
1:02:22 all singing the ice cream song and dancing
1:03:00 R saw it grab you by the legs and succ u into the thing and I was like GIWTWM
1:03:63 L uh-huh? / DM going home for xmas and my mom's been watching ur videos / L why on earth is ur mom watching my vids / DM wants to catch up on what I'm doing / gonna have to explain / L uh oh
1:11:19 L apple watch keeps giving loud environment warnings
1:13:00 R turnd off the light again / DM snitch! / R teeeacherrrrr
1:14:00 L stamina
1:14:45 DM he fell to the bottom of a pole I mean a hole / R lando to the hole like a moth to a flame why am I not surprised
1:16:12 R ur not mad at me for snitching? it's just what I do / DM noooooo~~~ I'd never be mad!! / R I just like squealin' / u like bees? / R screaming
1:19:27 R uh oh...
1:20:05 everyone laughing evilly
1:20:39* L I deserve this this is my shame light / this is my shame dance / ssh / R laughing hystericaly / R oh this is so wrong professor~ / laughing hysterically / R screaming / oh ok
I wasn't paying attention for a while
1:26:05
1:26:35 L now that the dead weight is gone / R laugh / it's funnier if lando says it because he dies every time
1:27:00 L yeah I'm comin' ? / R YEAH ur comin'
1:28:40 L AAAAgh noises
1:32:00 I spaced out for a while
1:36:00 heavy load joke
1:40:15 R [strained] this pumpkin was made for me / saru imagine how much pumpkin pie you can make with this! / never had pumpkin pie
1:48:50 saru give the boss a BJ / L you won't get $300 for that trust me / R 'cause some idiot's giving them away for free / L wait u can get money for that?
1:52:10 R WOOO
1:52:55 saru singing hi-ho
1:57:00 ish selling lando's body
1:59:45 R praise the tentacle! x2
2:00:20* L a stripper pole! you know me so well / R take it off! take it off lando!
2:02:11 R I'm game
2:13:25 L breathy wow~
2:14:xx i forgot
2:15:47 L ARE U FUCKING ME?? / R laughing
2:18:40 L I know the primal instinct of a soldier stepping on a landmine now
2:25:40 L growling u mofo I'm coming for you
2:30:40 andon BJ again / saru what was that / L you don't do that in france? / saru something about pp I didn't hear
2:34:11 all I'll miss you guys
2:35:00 thanks for inviting/babysitting/etc.

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2023-11-25　🧑🏻‍🏫 Art Stream

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1987468190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efSBdHgeCC8

0:08:10 spilled coffee and then ran away
0:21:10 xmas mood, not sure if i can hold out for the xmas karaoke
0:30:24 gotta go with a big buckle
0:32:10 kinda hate drawing legs so maybe not
0:37:37 i'm glad randon wasn't too shy around saru / ofc he knew girldm / didn't want to throw him in with someone too... he's somewhat familar with saru b/c i'l talk about her here and then / don't think it was too awkward for him / was a little worried bc she's not a shy one that's for sure / but it was great, glad it went well
0:39:05 lethal company is just a better version of phasmo / clear objective, know things are working / phasmo, is this working? kinda bs / buying items is not all weird, what were they thinking?
0:41:45 'the way you color is making me feel insane' / not what i'd normally do / just for funsies
0:50:33 [i spaced out he's talking about character design with his vtuber, good designs can change over time, someone suggested passing to a professional, good to do at a certain point but want as much of own flavor as possible]
0:53:03 think shxtou has a great design, v simple but / anime protag cutesy guy in a sweater / these days, if i debuted with a generic anime boy school outfit, i'd get made fun of / times change but you gotta strike a balance
0:54:22
0:54:27 thinking of becoming a vtuber / idk the logistics of it / am i prof lando vtuber?
0:54:58 'are you making a separate account or the same one' idk / artist in me says a diff account / like a show, an IP, a story / seems a better creative outlet if separate / business wise it doesn't make sense to bc new account w/ subs enabled / but project, separate char with motivations and stuff / gotta mull it over and make a decision
0:56:21 if prof lando as a vtuber what's the point
0:56:43 i said this before vtubing is such a cool medium / if ur gonna do it might as well take advantage of the medium / teacher themed vtuber could work but im already my own thing
0:59:39 'how do you know what to render?' ...idk! / maybe intuitive / maybe not realistic but easy to read it / invoke a feeling when you see it / convey a feeling / get what i'm going for / idk if the way i drew the feet make sense but you get it / tail massive idk if it makes sense / arms / mess, anatomy weird, but you get the feel, try to get the message across
1:03:13 process has started / think it would be cool for it to be secretive and a surprise /decided to do it candidly / what am i making, avengers endgame?
1:04:13 discord, community here, already took a long break a while back / hiatus / conundrum / vtubing's cool medium, explore things i haven't gotten a chance to explore / at the same time it's like...... / right now, theme cooking up is v different, not prof lando as an anime boy / right now, leaning toward a separate persona / realistically speaking, viewership, and from a business perspective, would only be marginally better than i do now / could even be the same but i' mspreading myself thinner / or even worse bc i've built a brand and relationship w/ you here / risk
1:06:09 vtubing is a streaming business, so am i not streaming here? / lot of decisions to be made / don't wanna spring anything on anyone anymore / all the people i know and connections i made have been here so idk / maybe overthinking it, maybe just try it / advice i've gotten / sounds like you'd have fun doing it / connor told me (messaged him earlier, seems to be doing better) / whenever you talk to me about it, you sound excited, brings you joy / guess so
1:07:32 flash forward and i debut as lord commander lando / he's watching and like wtf / i have a metal claw foot
1:08:26 if you're thinking of a time to start a vtubers, don't pick the holidays! bc people don't do shit during the holidays, doesn't matter where in the world / long while away / have started a process, put the feelers out
1:09:03 feeling lethargic, should i stream today? / shouldn't procrastinate / want to have for dnd sesh / i like this
1:09:59 re: do your own art for the model / no not me / cool thing working with artists in this industry
1:11:01 mari did the emotes on my channel / not to say i couldn't do the emotes myself bc i'm an artist / dunno if they'd be as good / can't do my own model lol don't have the skillset
1:12:59 blake vtuber / Funger? not my kind of thing. seems cool but not sure
1:13:56 blake would break every unspoken and spoken rule / don't think he understands / he gets it but he doesn't GET it
1:14:25 thinking about becoming a vtuber / wonderful VA alex saab / perf balance /vtuber is streaming persona / industry persona is him / tbh my streaming persona so different from me on YT / maybe you thought that / wtf he's not the guy from khan academy / got the chance to meet him / no i'm not a vtuber, i am not a vtuber currently / i have not been a vtuber
1:16:18 i have an idea in my head
1:20:14 thirst / he can't breathe underwater he just has insane lung capacity from all the cardio he does
1:20:54 wish i had the time & resources to make a web cartoon or something
1:21:20 imagine his vtuber trailer debut / 'bruh' / all this water & u still so thirsty
1:22:01 'does he have legs'
1:22:47 doc's char = dog cowboy
1:25:00 fried that's just a generic cowboy with dog ears
1:26:07
1:33:14* ^fried yeaahhhhh
1:35:09 [side view of snek with prosthetic limbs] 'he has ur posture' awesome. thank you.
1:35:44* ^low ohhhh ur kinda right
1:36:56 ending stream, get dinner, like the design
1:37:07 'why's he fondling his pec' / bc i do the same, idk if you watch me on stream, i do that
1:39:49 gn, cya tomorrow, something, not sure what

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2023-11-26　🧑🏻‍🏫 Fool me once

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1988388567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL8IuZKu_bU

0:05:19 craving glizzies like crazy bc my past occupation
0:11:29 ^ae--ah~! omg wth?!
0:13:50 oh~ ouch~ wth?
0:14:23 oh~! ohhh~?
0:14:53 ah~!
0:16:50 egh what's going on? charge plz!
0:21:55 I'm roleplaying! aren't you guys immersed...~?
0:28:21 eah~! egh~!
0:32:40 HELP HELP DON'T LEAVE
0:34:25 cute laugh
0:34:28 want to eat this mushroom, never thought I'd say that in my life
0:40:20 oh yeah look at that! YESSSS! [like plankton]
0:42:00 hohhh~ OH!
0:45:58 choked ough~ oh~! oh shit!
0:47:34 ungh~ ungh~
0:48:32 yelling pain noises
0:50:20 agh~ ow ouch~
1:05:10 was gonna play dinkum in the discord tonight afterward
1:05:49 oh~ ohoho~
1:10:05 agh~ah~ah~agh~
1:25:05 we're leaving.
1:26:10 bleak! that sounds fun! wait what does bleak mean? maybe not so fun...
1:28:10 stream in the discord in maybe an hour after getting food, play for a couple hours
1:32:27 no agh~ they're surrounding me!
1:32:50 AIEE
1:52:31 mods! remember when we played with the mods?
2:28:29 popping in the discord in about 30 min
+Discord call afterwards

2023-11-27　🧑🏻‍🏫 Im going off the grid

Title changed from "is it christmas yet" midstream
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1989191724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmKSgGjM4iI

joined late
0:23:24 grunting/pain noises
0:34:00 ish get back to work
0:44:03 same
1:19:30 sh talking about failing college again
1:18:20 try not to yawn on stream but when I drink the wine I get a little loose
1:23:48 don't let christmasbob hear
1:26:40 alright you bitch I've had enough of you / agh!
1:37:12 toy story 5 is gonna be a more mature take / focused on andy's mother's toys / vibrator noises
1:39:50 we'll make do / like country boys often do
2:05:14 come. take the bait
2:23:24 I didn't abandon the vod channel, there's just someone doing it way better / I should link to that channel
2:29:20 han gifted / lethal company grind, always see you playing it / I'm down if you wanna be carrying my dumb ass
2:33:02 "I have superchat money for you" idk what that is / if you need to go pee just go you don't gotta tell me / han: I gotta go pee can you pause the stream for me / lol
2:39:25 laughing I wasn't watching
2:40:46 come to bed little ones, come to bed
2:52:50 can't imagine what date night with mjosjk would be like that's some savagery right there (gator in the bed I think)
3:00:40 someone's coming with me to the mines whether u like it or not / who's shittin' all over the lawn??? mjosk u sick fuck!
3:02:15 if only mjosk wasn't shittin all over the place!
3:05:25 shitting all over / know its u mjosk / tired from all the shittin'
3:07:40 roo poo / what that dog doing in here / throws it in the lake
3:08:41 laughing about the drowned dog rescue
2:21:00 he's afk
3:30:19 cmon cmon...don't fight it
3:31:28 oh ur a biter
3:37:00 plz stop spearing me / it hurts
3:38:30 singing paparazzi
3:41:44 singing katamari theme
3:48:14 tomorrow idk if stream, maybe, but usually streaming around the same time

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2023-11-28　🧑🏻‍🏫 Short late night stream hehe

(after short Discord call)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1990173457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwto8IycWFM

0:09:48* oh they suck the wetness? why didn't they just call me hehehe
0:17:04* ohh yeahhhhh @ cute girl
0:21:54* 'silence implies consent' woah u sick fuck
0:23:11* look at that emoji [lips]
0:24:10* imagine what it would be like as a normie with a normie job / fucked up bc my life is p good but / stress of all this bullshit
0:27:07* anime dub spongebob
0:29:53* I'm gonna infect ur ass
0:31:04* do not take me out of context
0:43:35* now I'm a proud owner of 0 degrees
0:51:34* oh...hoho~ @ tentacles
0:52:59* put on some goddamn clothes! / this response is for the goddamn sickos / I love him
0:57:04* ur in public put on some clothes
1:00:00* Morf LeRosh thank you for the gifted
1:04:14* need some tissues jezus
1:05:17* lando cameo lol
1:09:01* foxanon thx for the raid
1:14:28* wth randon u shouldn't be awake / reply: it's ok I'm only 50% awake
1:15:16* oh fuck~ (food moans)
1:15:58 anything you wanna ask meowt / oh / I wish I was a girl
1:16:30 oh / I want
1:17:48 I would give up everything up right now I could reincarnate as a japanese man with an androgynous bff even if I had to be a miserable salaryman for the rest of my life
1:19:00 romancing the femboy (I wasn't reading)
1:26:16 holy / burn my retinas / blonde no shit
1:21:10 she's on the fucking couch / guilty pleasure not sus stuff / wellllllll / but
1:31:53 I forget if this was even anythin
1:36:22* kissy psps noises in mic
1:37:33 I love kitties
1:38:24 WOAH do I have to explain more? [booba]
1:41:06 this [digimon] is june coded / v silly
1:42:21 this girl's fucking apron hugs her tits
1:49:52 oh? [enter prettyboy]
1:52:15 wait that's straight up gary oak
1:52:15 what are u doing u sick fuck leave him alone
1:54:10 tell mom he wishes his cats could talk / mom: sounds like u just want a kid / uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no ty
1:55:20 thought why would you want a kid but I get it / wish cat was smarter, share joys of life w/ her
1:56:11 re: 'father daughter song' - idk what ur talking about
1:58:20 might play this late at night
1:58:40 schedule talk I wasn't paying attention
2:02:00 we got the little stupid fucking baby
2:03:32 see you tomorrow, probably earlier

2023-11-29　🧑🏻‍🏫 Art stream - revamping thumbnails

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1990761974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR1D_x_U1-I
(Missed this stream, haven't watched VOD)

2023-11-30　🧑🏻‍🏫 Christmas waiting lobby

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1991633331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiYyJccJhdQ

0:06:12 that's daddy's medal
0:10:11 time to retire this old computer
0:12:17 acting out pickles getting sprayed
0:12:30
0:17:47 enter boba
0:23:43 gonna stream on ipad and get message from sugar daddy
0:25:05 lick the fingie
0:27:10 look at you nasty girl
0:27:47 not in front of them you gotta charge for that
0:27:58 should I lick boba right now?
0:28:45 kitty kissies
0:35:59 subathon you've onvinced me next week
0:36:16 both licking boba
0:42:25 I'd eat you? calm down
0:42:36 yeah honey
0:42:39 randon & I were gonna collab today but I decided againt it / stardew is essentially just me and randon doing a podcast / I was talking to randon and he was like we could do a talk show or a podcast / I was like that's just like a stream but you just call it something else. we already do that / but I guess having it official is kind of neat
0:46:07 I can hear this bitch breathing
0:48:38 dare to give them a kiss
0:49:06 kiss / soft sorry
0:52:21 don't wana give randon too many collabs to do with me
0:53:10 me being a cat dad for an hour / daddy's gotta work
1:02:38 like a gifted kid that burned out / good at it but maybe I don't wanna do this anymore / nah you're the king of halloween / followed dreams and failed but at least he tried / like how he just killed oogey boogey
1:05:20 the one where he had the green sploge on his hand
1:05:40 SHE'S GONE
1:13:49 you can live ur life raw

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2023-12-02　🧑🏻‍🏫 + Karaoke Christmas waiting lobby with @blakeladet @lordcommanderchaos @doctor_hakase

(unarchived karaoke)

Timestamps

~17m cat cameo
39:45* police someone screaming let me go
42:15* tech issues / offmic IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO
50:31 laughing at that smash cut
51:12 L next time that happens we gotta switch the song real quick / C perpetual loop
52:55 L chest rub
59:41 pickles solo
1:03:51 connor low part nice
1:12:24 doc squawk, prof trying not to laugh
1:12:45 there's no horses in this song
1:17:25 L mothman flapping
1:18:30 L lassoing doc
1:19:05
1:19:30 L low close to mic
1:20:20 L air guitar jamming motions / both making yeah/no gestures
1:22:15 tskr low part
1:23:52 shoutout to blake's family
1:25:55* blake and faces....FUCK! / laughing / couch gag again
1:35:14 doc low harmonies
1:37:16 plankton lol
1:42:03 blake laughing at prof's falsettos
1:51:05 C need to pee so fucking bad / song holding in my piss / PEEEEEE
1:52:44 C PEEE I NEED TO PEE
2:02:38 low voices tskr
2:06:30 freezeframe
2:15:20 he can hit the the falsettos!
2:34:39 done belting for the night / bang AAA
2:32:22 showed couch clip
2:32:39 connor tongue
2:36:45 connor prayge
~2h37m connor air guitar
2:41:07 g
2:46:30 blake powerjerking motion
2:52:20 L that was a sad dude that must have been a bad breakup / does a bit
2:56:36
3:00:42 talking to han
3:04:41 L a little racially motivated
3:05:30ish L flounce
3:05:50ish L swoon
3:08:48 L eyeing gesture
3:09:05 L fem dancing
3:10:30 L dancing / saluting
3:15:51 doc be honest am I a creep / absolutely / wait ur asking them?
3h18m freeze frame
3:25:21 everyone stfu / pelvic thrusts
3:26:29
3:27:00 L rubbing body
3:27:40 dancing / connor there's no topping that
3:28:45 flopping around
3:29:10 L goofy dancing
3:31:00 swishing
3:12:12 L pop
3:34:53 if a double decker bus crashed into us
3:37:35 never in a fuck you I fucking hate my life
3:46:52 doc to connor: dr seuss over here lolol
4:22:26 L tummy hurts / C feel good, best all week

Setlist

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2023-12-03　🧑🏻‍🏫 Quick little art stream

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1994688815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltf78KWaTcE

0:03:07 'reverb' / if you love me let me goooooooo
0:07:40 daddy? / randon in chat: yes?
0:10:00 another lethal company collab at 6 pst on dec 7
0:13:11 ping / ouch [hit the mic probably]
0:14:22 my story i'd be the first disney princess that wants to get fuckd all the time / or maybe the 7th one
0:15:11 feel everyone improved [at singing]
0:20:38 yeah my voice is fried
0:27:42* fuck you [fried] you sickos
0:37:14 'cause you sick fuckers love that
0:42:01 vtuber late 2024, maybe 2025 / working with a professional / part of why it's taking so long
0:42:58 since it's so far out, don't want it to hold me back creatively rn / i feel like i can't focus on anything if i wanna do sth else / trying to keep it from consuming my mind so i can still be productive / all i wanna do stuff is stuff having to do with it
0:46:01 VA yare yare daze
0:47:04 'would you ever do VA?' i feel like you guys ask me every other stream / sounds fun but whole skillset i'd have to develop, time to invest in seeking jobs / gotta take it seriously like anything really / chat: did saruei's lore vid VA / yeah
chat: floor vape animatic
0:50:32 [low, kinda close to mic] you mean drawing right?
0:50:42 feel like art severly underutilized part of skillset when it comes to my own content / seems a tertiary element to who i am and what people know about me in my content / could maybe do a whole channel based on that or try to incorp. more, not sure
0:52:15 [slightly gentle] wanna see me doodle anything?
0:52:42 scrapped vtuber concepts / what if i fleshed that char out, not even in vtuber sense anymore, just i guess an oc of mine / flesh it out for funsies
0:53:26 now that it doesn't neeed to be for a vtuber, feel i can exaggerate more things about him

2023-12-03　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Lethal Company with a bunch of peeps

Collab partners: fobmaster, tuonto (jake), atsu, magucarp (maggie)
VOD split due to scuff

🧑🏻‍🏫+ Lethal Company with a bunch of peeps Part 1

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1995672567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIkM_L7zNk

0:04:32* L should be better on twitter saying if I'm gonna stream or not
0:05:46* [tuonto burps & apologizes] / L do it again, more actually
0:10:57* L propaganda for japanese birthrates
0:13:35* naughty student/teacher roleplay
0:14:11 L: 🎵 Clip I need you...on your knees
0:17:32* lando loves this type of stuff / he loves taking it / L not wrong
0:17:40* fob u missed the roleplay / L it wasn't roleplay to me brother
0:17:56* wanna see the roleplay again fob / stupid impression / L giggling

🧑🏻‍🏫+ Lethal Company with a bunch of peeps Part 2

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1995687112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pX88wpTEg

Lethal Company collab portion
0:26:32 rapping / sucking on each other's chodes / swallowing each other's loads
0:27:39 poor Maggie having to deal with this sausage party / L I love that movie
0:29:56 today, class, we're gonna learn about mimics (dies)
0:32:51* screaming and dying to bees
1:19:55 all jump into water and die
1:26:07* pre-emptive screaming
1:30:03* what are we doing? / experimentation / i'm doing you. tonight. now. / damn / throat noises / L he did say experimentation / WOW
1:31:12 gangnam style
1:33:21* low you died, huh?
1:54:04* L: [getting shocked] "Wait, stop, I'm gonna c— ...Stop you're gonna make me—"
1:58:09* mewing the ice cream truck music
2:13:18* what a shitshow

Digimon solo portion
2:17:49* [smooth] "What do we have here~? Looks like a little bit of a..." [tongue clicks] "...little bit of some alone time now, hmm~?"
2:18:38 no not a vtuber, just discord react
2:19:32
3:36:06 [this timestamp looks like a typo, idk what it was supposed to be] oh~ my god [furry thirst]
2:28:24 low
2:28:28 so tired but can't be left alone with my thoughts so I shall continue streaming
2:32:00 still talking about insomnia/physical exhaustion
2:33:40 so
3:38:38 he just had lips yeaaaaahh
2:39:06 2024 vtuber model, small possibility 2025 / accomplished a lot of my goals, level 1 of the landoverse, content creator you wanna "make it", managed to do that with prof, haven't sat down and reevaluated my goals
2:40:26* like to do more w/ music / released song
2:41:11* released first song / now i'm like, i could make more songs, or (idk if smart or not) maybe should I save it for my vtuber now? / conundrum / room to grow, maybe should focus on that
2:42:06* prof lando, me, is so set already, I have my own thing / case of trying to do too much, calm down, don't need to stack ore things on it / set fledged out thing already / maybe I'll save it for the vtuber / yeah room to grow, maybe do that here / haven't given it much thought tbh / been trying to get my feet on the ground this year / this year has been v turbulent / degree of normalcy
2:52:35 low
2:65:49 same
2:58:44* get to work / you get to work as well
2:59:40 low
3:04:29* it's forced now? oh~
3:09:58* shrimping agh my tailbone / 'my coccyx'
3:15:56* [low] so deep
3:17:13 [low] mephisto..
3:18:15 need to end stream, eyes glazing over.....but I want to digi more mons
3:24:09 [fried] megakabuterimon...
3:24:59 fried
3:29:29* Tai x Matt = one of kid Lando's first ships before he even knew what shipping was / 'little kid you was based' / rolling down a snowy hill and fighting / nvm
3:35:22 he turned his vtuber waifu into irl in code lyoko
3:40:00ish omg ur huge
3:49:33* I would never lay an egg. That's too far. Not even me.
3:55:25 not a fan of grandpa's ashes / titty milk is ok
3:59:45 shoulda named it clopmon
4:01:05 sent the centaur girl so many times / next lecture: what's wrong with that centaur girl
4:01:31* this might be taboo but I think it's the animalistic nature.. i think we like the primalness of it tbh / but not too much, right balance needs to be stroke...struck
4:03:59 singing the halo theme at the nun digimon
4:05:03* what am I, a sicko?
4:08:50 should I try to go to go to sleep or should I eat some pizza rolls before bedtime / humina humina
4:09:26* moaning over coffee
4:13:05* mm~ like the taste of candy? [sippy noises] [low, smooth] I guess so, that sounds pretty good actually~
4:18:08* it's randon nooooo / 'dehydrated Randon'
4:24:05* it's deeper in / I know, I know, you don't have to say anything
4:28:34 probably no stream tomorrow

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2023-12-07　🚲 Live2d relaunch! Check out the new emotes, do you like? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Original timestamps (will break if he trims the VOD later. Randon plz)

0:03:47 started talking
0:05:38 sushi you are not shadowbanned
0:06:54
0:08:25 gremlin laughter
0:14:26 i did not name it cum / yaoi face? / strained moaning
0:14:53 i named it randbidet
0:21:26 delicious tea noises
0:26:46 long sighgroan
0:33:13 VRISKA DID NOTHING WRONG / wait did vriska did do something wrong
0:34:14 AUGH DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY
0:34:31 dude's out here writing an essay let's go
0:35:53 deep lore on the run for attempting to breed illegal reptiles / actual lore /exaggeration but he was a kid / actual lore: brother had turtle he loved, turned into a blastoise / watched jurassic park in theaters / wanted a dinosaur so bad he didn't skip church with me / decided he'd take things into his own hands / insane hand-eye coordination / caught a lizard with a bare hand / tried to get them to fuck to make a dinosaur / child brain: lizard + turtle = dinosaur
0:40:26 omg they were roommates
0:40:41 sister began to habitually check on turtle to make sure bro didn't do anything fucked up to it
0:41:46 sister let lizard go / brother refused and ran away / sister made randon do it / got bitten
0:42:29 is that why ur green? no that's not why i'm green / i'm green bc i'm green
0:44:25 sis has own kids too / god tier parent
0:44:57 told kids broccoli is baby trees before they grow up and if you eat them you grow taller / kids eat a shitton of broccoli
0:45:21 best story about sister being a parent / tricked kids into wanting toothbrushes for xmas / electric one
0:46:30 electric toothbrushes are only for adults / demand respect / gonna have to lie to people at target / do what must be done
0:47:20
0:49:25 flavored tea / milk oolong / ohomonah
0:50:05 scared if sister was born evil / i'd 100% use it for evil
0:52:27 AIEEEE
0:53:00 excuse me? oh no....oh no....oh no....
0:55:46 inclined to not stream, want you to hang out with lando
0:56:27 don't want to split custody with lando / have to embrace the scamdo
1:01:58 ooh / ogh~

2023-12-07　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲+ ITS TIME TO MEET QUOTA with @randonchannel @bigham_vt @girl_dm_

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1998216377
http://youtu.be/skx2xJXVOJ8

0:09:06 finished setting up
0:30:33 L: role in a team dynamic? / ham: bottom / L: you know me so well
0:34:56 L let's deposit the load
0:40:20 kissy noises @ giant
0:49:44 R i think i can take it / L no one's arguing that but i don't think you can KILL it
0:51:45 L ddgdgdgdgdgdg
0:52:17 L yeah pussy / do it you won't
0:53:31 L that was actually a juicy load though
---afk timestamps---
1:09:11 bigger is not always better
1:11:59 30 seconds of pleasure
1:16:29 stairlord lando
1:18:20 [low] the cube
1:22:30 R me and Randon-- me and Lando are home invaders and they're like MA!
1:23:17 DM you gonna pee urself? / R too late!
1:44:15 L staring contest with monsters
1:52:02 DM anything interesting u wanna share w the class? / L my computer exploded
1:53:14 DM don't want to break leg and end up in PT like Randon, encroaching on his content
2:01:41 L gonna use the bathroom bc I'm about to PISS myself

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2023-12-09　🚲 WoW: Season of Discovery, I might eat a funko pop if enough people ask idk

joined late
1:02:19 gimme ur balls / randon ball-stealer neuring
1:03:32 idk why i'm a kitten
1:03:48 pff
1:04:11 freaky fish man / I am not a freaky fish man!
1:07:13 and they all have chlamydia / they got the clap
1:07:43 "ou're funny to laugh at so that checks out" / sigh / you know i'll take the win
1:08:49 panda can bite a man's shoulder off / i'm too pathetic to do taht / i can try?
1:09:31 ohh baby / ohohohhonhon
1:09:52 let's get fucking wasted aw shieeett
1:13:23 gremlin hehehehe laugh
1:14:21 siiigh fuck [whispered]
1:17:33 i'm not a cock i'm a bobbit worm
1:21:43 tiny fish in amazon that swim into ur pp / you know what, that's fair
1:22:26 that is not a moan?
1:23:15 it's not a moan, idk what i'd call it but it's not a moan
1:25:43 whispered ahhhh~
1:27:21 guild leader was polish / raid leader was hungarian / balls to the wall fight / funniest shit ever / we were mostly NA / they were good, got a bunch of stupid-ass teenagers to get shit done
1:30:57 i'm gonna inspect ur pants respectfully / put the pants on
1:31:59 'randon where are ur pants'? pppppppff....
1:33:34 there's something masturbatory about the slapchop
1:34:48 gonna say something i might regret / i missed you weirdoes
1:36:14 my fam is pretty prone to family emergencies / oh yeahh come here
1:37:18 was getting advice on the state of 3d models / talked to girl_dm / she could teach a class / knew i should get a head start and start commissioning stuff but it was too late bc i'm an idiot
1:40:18 if i could get anything i'd like a 3d model / idk what id use it for / kind of bad at being anything but a crazed old man
1:43:49 'tbh even a mocapped 3d zatsu would be amazing ' / i got some [laugh] weird shit i wanna do with a 3d model / wanna do a [heh] wanna do a cooking stream bc i know cooking streams are big / becomes more and more obvious that i'm cooking human meat / but you know it's not actually human meat, but the bit... hahahahaha / wanna do a stream where lando & i act out oldschool vines
1:50:50 i'm full of shit idk what you can't say anymore / joke around and am kind of an asshole on stream / don't want people to feel bad / get a laugh / last person who wants to say things and make people feel bad / just can't keep track of what that is / a little bit of grace / not good to say that / oh sorry i'll never say that ever again
1:51:40 would you giggle like the pillsbury doughboy / hold on we're gonna roleplay / hehehehehehe / hope that wasn't a sex thing / just trying to make it in this world / making me do weird shit / would you make ur father do weird shit? / you guys are weird
1:53:28 might need to cook some "energy powder"
1:53:50 can i make a confession? i was in a bad mood, went to back up fam members / feel bad / family like sorry dude / had a check, my attitude is fucked / had the wrong attitude / apologized, hey I'm sorry
1:56:59 made by a bunch of dirtbags / this is where i learned to not be a dirtbag
1:57:19 could prob destroy this funkopop / want to hear me bite into a funkopop and destroy it
1:58:05 am i allowed to destroy this funkopop / my teeth? / lets give it a little bite / this is dory / would i destroy my teeth / squeaking noises / kind of
1:59:09 not the worst thing youve seen me do / put entire golf ball in my mouth and shot it out / 'sound was enjoyable' / [laugh] you guys need tome help man
2:00:29 wanna know a little known fact about anstent / deep lore / pretty sure this mofo is banned in nyanners chat / what did you do to that poor streamer you fuckin asshole / just the discord but how do you know that / just the discord hahaha that's even worse! you absolute psychopath / anstent: you were guesssing???? / i was not guessing i knew for sure bc you said that / 'brb gonna get banned from randon's discord' / only way to get banned from my discord is for being a bigot and I know you're not / anstent: said I drink gasoline and mod thought it was a suicide reference / cracking up / you absolute idiot / anstent: but who tf told you that I need to smite someone / randon: literally you, livestream 2 years ago / smite urself / to go bathroom, get lotion, smite urself over and over
2:03:40 whiny i'm tired hng
2:04:28 xmas cards / deep lore / you never received yours?? my fucking editor never got the card / anstent: your editor din't get the card but this degen did / 6 hour stream, hand going numb, pissing in a bucket
2:06:52 [strained whisper] ohh~ gimme that hand action
2:07:12 what other stupid shit did i do / mixed feelings bc i hurt someone's feelings, stream i'm not particularly proud of / block w/ nails, if ur forever alone will curse for you / not curse people, just the concept of Vday / someone sad bc their fave holiday / feel bad / never do anything like that again / 'that was the bit, why were they in the stream?' idk / [i forget] / 'bad taste in holidays' lolol not for us to say
2:10:14 ahhhhh breathy sigh
2:10:36 degen randon hours / he missed us / hey
2:11:24 [schedule talk] idk if I'm gonna stream tomorrow (today I guess, sunday stream) gonna stream as long as I can tonight and take tomorrow off / tired but more comfortable doing this than sleeping
2:14:11 stream ends when my neighbor calls in a noise complaint so if you want me to stream more, make sure i'm not screaming
2:17:13 one time i was watching akashi stream roblox / shooting pizza out of a pizza gun / knew i'd never understand roblox
2:20:02 anstent: call me when they add sex to lethal company / i don't think i will / i think ur the last person i'd call if that happened / anstent: that's not what i meant but ouch / sorry / been mean to him today / sholdn't have droppd the lore / not classy of me i apologize / anstent: dude ur fine
2:21:00 'how was ur weekend?' / was in bad mood, made relative feel bad / that relative helped me out a lot / feel bad
2:22:28 manual raid / ahhh i know you, can't remember name of group / feel like a retiree, people still wanna hang out / i keep track of nothing
2:23:20 funko pop cracked / don't ever do it again / didn't eat it, tried to, told me never to do it again, not gonna do it again
2:25:25 got robbed / making myself sick, gonna hurl
-----afk timestamps-----
2:29:18 we came here to laugh at you / ya got me there / can't think of reason against that
2:30:08 re: turn on redirects? / idk / haven't put thought into it
2:32:33 kicked out of the guild lolol it's fucking over / threw headset doen / breathy ahh this is bad this is really bad / alright...
2:34:31 compared to a tamagotchi / ur in the trenches with me / ur also a tamagotchi / couldn't be me / Charlie: cant wait to stream and be a tamagotchi that sounds fun
2:36:30 think I might be able to rizz my way outta this
2:37:07 affirmations / NATURAL 1??
2:40:09 quartermaster / THE NICKELMASTER??
2:41:09 wtf even is a quarter bimbo im not even a ful bimbo anymore??? / am I at least the quarter of the bimbo with the booba / the somethingmaster I didnt hear it right
2:43:00 cant force a bimbo to do math that's cruel
2:48:42 brush teeth into mic then eat oranges / better not be a sex thing / idk if I wanna venture into that / better be last thing you ask of me / chat: not a sex thing just tastes bad
2:55:57 what else do I shove in my mouth
3:00:20 you have COVID check into a hospital if you bite into a granny smith and say I don't taste anything
3:02:09 doesnt mean what you think it means it means granny id like to fuck does that clear it up good
3:00:00 I'm so sleepy uuu im just a sleepy little guy
3:08:05 talking about xenogears / had to get rewritten for American audience
3:09:00 gave me an intense fetish for tights / only thing I could think about for 4 years / 'based' hahahaha / let me explain / char in xenogears Elly, wears v short skirt & tights / in my development I'd play the game just to look at her
3:15:14 almost said healslut hahaha / girldm taught me that
3:17:45 begging
3:18:25 'youve gotten good at begging' / ....
---end afk timestamps----
3:33:07 i should do a karaoke / just kind of want to sing disney songs until i lose consciousness / i don't even like disney / funny stream concept, sing every Tswift song ever made, don't know any of the songs
3:34:24 'is there an anime OP you feel confident singing' / mmaybe the yu yu hakusho opening, maybe not
3:43:37 'what size bed do you have' do you really wanna know?
3:44:09 queen / bluffing / boring answer / was racking brain to make a bit but can't because too tired
3:44:48 'is there a story behind the scar on your left eyebrow' story for another day. yes, there is
3:51:04 wtf ru naked? oh i thought u were naked thank god
3:59:03 remember doing some sick nasty RP here / good times / i'll tell u when ur older
4:00:16 don't think i'm gonna do a 10am stream, hope u guys are okay with that
4:00:34 need to finish dnd prep, gonna try rolling out dnd this coming weekend, sat or sun, might have to delay one extra week but gonna try to get it out this week / doing dnd with lando, cool mechanic with chat / assist with fighting, no story/roleplay decisions / depending how you look at it, ur either his henchmen or he's crazy and you're his chaperones
4:03:39 re: missed char design submissions - idk how hard i wanna make it but i like the idea of having multiple chars that can switch in and lando has no idea who's protecting him / have to figure out how
4:06:17 kill me / later
4:08:23 [breathy, wavery] i just feel like...
4:10:58 thoughts empty, head even emptier / puts mii music on
4:12:15 bedtime story / once upon a time / there was an orc / extremely sleep deprived / going through a lot of shit / may have been driving down state route 60 in florida / may have blanked out and run someone over / so scared, kept driving / wracked with so much guilt, want to turn myself in but i'm a coward / looking for news articles for that route at that time / find article on anyone dying from getting hit by a car / couldn't find any record of anyone being killed on that road ever, not even in a month or a year / who did i hit? / scared to go back to that state / dunno if i hallucinated it / every night, wracked with guilt / like as a kid, thought i checked out a book and was in terror the late fee piled up and i owe the libray a million dollars but my parents paid it off 6 mos later without telling me / lived in abject terror for 12 yrs / same shit / hope you liked the bedtime story
4:16:53 uuughh oh man hhhgh
4:17:09 uunghhhh

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2023-12-11　🧑🏻‍🏫 I am a LEGO guess you gotta step on me hehe :3

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2001898040
http://youtu.be/X2khKIMrfyM

0:09:00 story of computer not turning on
PSU
0:10:23 remember stream went down during lethal company? / goxlr
0:11:09 nudged audio interface, shut down / went to charge phone, won't charge, something shorting out?
0:12:35 diagnosing power supply
0:14:43 building a computer - friends say, just gonna buy one
0:16:50 filmed a vid today, come out later this month
0:17:30 too old, don't know slang half the time
0:23:53 oh yes! omg!
0:25:05 lowish ohhh ok
0:30:17 get pet you fucking...
0:31:17 oh! ohhhhhhh
0:32:40 it looks great as well [low] / let me pet you bitch
0:39:10 grunting
0:41:37 fried wait a minute
0:48:24 grunting
0:49:00 recorded vid talking about ohmonah merch
0:51:28 hosting an xmas party for the 1st time ever, adult thing to do, get xmas tree, deco house
0:52:22 bunch of noises
0:53:12 dirty santa what does that mean that's disgusting
1:07:20 low ooh~~
1:18:50 D can sleep in prof's bed / L didn't agree to that / L take his wife
1:20:02 L small thruster?? wym small thruster
1:20:36 vtubers for children
1:23:35 fuck fuck wait fuck
1:25:50 D watched LOTR with Randon but had to go to work, came back to last movie
1:43:50 D permanent hair removal / want that on like...not my face if you know what I mean
1:47:09 carol joined
1:52:30 oomfie conversation
1:55:02 D want me to come in and squirt honey...?
1:56:00 carol eats all the snacks in the house
1:59:00 game of thrones episode finding out who ate all the snacks
1:59:52 D who's this bitch? / ....... C that's me!
2:00:31 L carol's fatal flaw is no sense of food rationing, will eat until she physically can't
2:07:00 L fair life best lactose free milk
2:08:09 L they should add sex to lego fortnite / C ur sisck
2:14:15 L VA I need a weapon
2:15:51 discussion in discord, ask atsu who's most optimistic person u know / fob / need to be to end 9hr stream and immediately hop in [other game idr]
2:17:50 lowish ooh~
2:21:40 yeeah~
2:27:45 L HOLY SHIT
2:30:21 nice that’s so nice [something like this I forget]
2:35:30 sissyphus femboy instead of pushing rock he gets fucked
2:39:15
2:45:50 yum~
3:00:30 morty voice singing seven
3:11:17 L cracking up
3:12:08 same
3:12:30 laughing at emotes and losing
3:13:22
3:14:00
3:16:26 characters in band
3:17:45 making a bunch of stupid character quotes
3:21:51 my old account got hacked
3:33:22* making faces to the song
3:52:00 salt

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2023-12-13　🚲 Morning zatsudan, remember the crazy shit I did two years ago?

0:09:59 merch
0:18:52 isn't piss tea too
0:25:01 did the old model get branded already? hohoho idea for a good bit
0:27:58 'big supporter of throwing up live' / eat super hot ramen, throwing up live / 'barfing is tos no joke'
30m keep eye on people testing boundaries
0:31:33 threw out player for noncon / can't handle it, fucking hate it
0:41:59 is eating a coma patient vegan
0:46:26 of course the book in the dream went to shit bc I was writing it

2023-12-13　🧑🏻‍🏫 Drawing artistic depictions of nudity

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2003638960
https://youtu.be/vEGggiFeQEI

0:07:52 I pray to god there's no heaven
0:09:24 not gonna do this because it's drawing an actual person but it would have been funny to draw that
0:09:54 is it ok to draw a fully erect cock
0:10:09 fully shown vag
0:12:08 you can't masturbate on stream
0:12:31 if I drew two characters soaking would that count?
0:13:08 [dramatic music] GENTLEMEN WE HAVE SUFFERED FOR OUR GODGIVEN RIGHT
0:14:40 it's beautiful [wipes eyes]
0:15:28 someone drawing fully erect furry cock, balls hanging so low / it's beautiful
0:16:12 'hey hey hands on camera' / you sicko / draw some cocka? I can't....because that would give me away
0:18:05 dude don't make fun of my tits
0:18:25 ok what do we think about the shape of these tits?
0:19:29 [i missed what he was laughing about]
0:25:01 reese will be like you see lando drawing rouge's fat fucking bat tits? / HOLY SHIT
0:26:29 do we draw her with her pussy out
0:26:43 oh lando it's one thing to draw her fat fucking bat tits but not her fucking pussy
0:28:10 have drawn some sick shit / every artist has dabbled / surprised how easy it was
0:31:30 ur sick / degen / get some goddamn help
0:32:52 booba off / who can draw the best tits on twitch
0:33:26 gonna push it, don't wanna hear it
0:33:42 draws bush / exhaling / dramatic music/speech again
0:35:16 stream on the left drawing erect furry cock / sister doing hot tub / tasteful bush
0:41:48 bob ross bit
0:43:12 stops midspeech to draw the pits
0:45:30 we'll tackle cocks in a moment
0:57:46 oh we forgot about her bush
1:00:21 that just comes with experience UH I MEAN
1:03:41 reaction to sexy lips
1:04:29 move we could make to give it that porny look
1:13:36 ABS PLEASE!!!!
1:14:45 fried that's a little better i guess
1:17:51 WAIT HOW OLD IS ROU--

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2023-12-15　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 🔴THEY TOOK AWAY OUR BOOBA🔴 Aftermath discussion | New lecture tonight | Stardew with Randon after

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2005371703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipogTb3hhN0

Lando solo section

0:07:01 discussing (asian) haircuts
0:08:49 Xmas party, picking up someone from the airport
0:08:59 schedule talk i forgot already
0:13:14 saw the most erect penises being drawn / vigor in these penises / feel the heat emanating from the screen
0:14:05 vtubers getting a lot of heat, scapegoat, normies have a bone to pick / everyone pushed it too far
0:16:24 either went way too far, or didn't spend 5 seconds, not sure which is worse
0:16:50 not for hentai onstream, not what this is for / revoked fun stuff
0:19:36 topical video / was asleep when video was released / 'even more topical now'
0:20:43 drew rouge, not talking about sex workers / think of tumblr exodus / guess there were sex workers involved, but mainly thiking about artists in discussion / artists that do adult content, always a struggle for them, always getting pushed off platforms, never given a space / was a win for artists and creators / shame there's always bad actors/idiots (idk which is worse)
0:22:02 fun for me to draw titties onstream but could have been big for some people for their careers
0:22:21 booba streamers get flak, in a space with less competition, preying on a younger audience
0:23:59 i don't see a problem as long as right parameters involved / artists make money, platform make money
0:24:28 shame bc we had a really great thing, could have been big for people
0:25:19 "protect the kids" disingenuous, they DGAF about kid / dude when i was a kid a nipple onstream was the least crazy thing i saw / if these kids are able to get onto twitch, they're watching a lot more fucked up shit, i guarantee you
0:26:11 little billy on twitter seeing girls clapped by 5 dudes every night
0:26:37 worse things i coulda seen as a kid, sakura being quintuple teamed by naruto clones / only way to stop it, billy should not have access to the internet period
0:27:12 if they don't keep billy off the internet they [can't complain]
0:27:45 fuck the kids! idc if they get fucked up in the head
0:28:07
0:28:30 some gamer yelling I'M GONNA RAPE YOU GET FUCKED
0:29:19 you pussies, are you amish? start my day seeing [hardcore futa] / hot tubs don't fire the braincells
0:30:20 bring back the booba, tell the kids to fuck off, or tell their parents to do a better job
0:31:29
0:33:05 twitch ceo
0:33:24 that's my morty stream page / ignore that
0:33:43 maybe first step to allow tits because CEO's a freak / boardroom / GDI!
0:34:53 memes: artists, draw porn / furry artist memes / gave it a shot / "not bad" face
0:35:19 fried nonono / or maybe i already have / you'll never know
0:36:25 gentle kay? kay?
0:36:50 didn't check art tag much / waht was the worst thing you saw? / cock, heat emanating off screen / balls hanging low / pretty hot i mean hard to look at
0:39:37 asian male combover
0:40:16 hairdresser laughed / you know who that is? one of kpop idols from super junior / cringe, one step away from showing goku, gimme that
0:41:17* show new unreleased lecture, live react / miss interaction w/ you guys, having chat in there
0:43:50 [ape noises]
0:46:59 instincts to breed
0:49:49 ur bro cosplaying astolfo, attraction level rises / undresses / undressed astolfo / naked astolfo is markedly more attractive / somehow less cosplay / gotta keep the thigh highs--
0:50:57 that's just your bro and he's naked / that's gay
0:53:57 horse + horse is illegal
0:55:09 catdog is not really a centaur
0:56:21 that's how we go to jail / some states? / if you know feel free to message me...for reference, so i can update this
0:57:13 horse appreciator..........

Andon collab section

0:57:53 L lowered audio bc randon screaming / R moaning
0:59:05 R how do you fail at being a baby? /
0:59:59 L that's just a woman
1:00:21 R allowing it, ok / disallowing it ...ok / not just walking back, usain bolt sprinting back
1:01:12 R flabbergasted, mouth on floor / L also surprised
1:01:40 R i could shit on the floor and that's art
1:02:18 wouldn't see in a magazine, big furry dude,
1:03:05 R show L his degen twitter feed
1:03:18 R the bush i think was the closest thing to being erotic in my opinion
1:03:33 L it skeets i mean skirts the line / truth be told, a little bush, why not / R yeah why not / L something even more sexual about having the bush, in a weird subversive way / natural, primal / seen as...not really taboo / want to see shaven and clean / kinda hot in a way
1:04:33 R genius / keith twitch come around / use paint bucket tool and it's a leaf, venus de milo
1:05:03 L rate porn like a dog show
1:06:40 R if they just didn't enforce it they could drop the hammer, nothing to walk back / 2D vs 3D nudity / if ur drawing it urself, how could it not be art if you're drawing it / L who are you to say i don't create art
1:08:04 R corporate whitecollar expertise, know what went down / dan twitch: what if we have a little bit of tiddy out there / idk... / looks like a florida man / twitch gets bad rap for doing nothing, bold move
1:08:56 R mickey mouse scullfucking / impression
1:09:27 L dec 14 everyone at twitch jerking off / post nut clarity / R twitch employees not users / L gov job, Gman mysticism, just normal guys / you know that day they were in their offices going holy shit look at this cock / had to have been enjoying it / maybe not in a sexual way, lol, watching it unfold / R drop trou / sigh unzips / resigned fap
1:12:12 L mickey mouse impression
1:23:54 R: 🎵 Clip "It's just like, hey! If you wanna watch a fox dude get dicked down, like the pipe—" [loud impact noises] "...you know? Like, you just hop on in, right?"
1:25:34 R webcam in their bedroom / FUCK / you idiot
1:27:05 i haven't been paying attention because foxanon shitposting
1:27:33 L reached out to by picarto to stream on their platform w/ some kind of deal / though interesting not because deal good / maybe even kind of bad / but good in situation / R you can multistream now / L oh ur sick! pixelated on twitch, funnel viewers to picarto / R giggling
1:29:40 L no energy, cooking up vtuber
1:30:03 Ri wanna i wanna / L we're doign dnd but / haven't talked about it, finalizing / i'm down, wanna pick a day? wanna tell them?
1:31:11 L i get so much spam
1:31:43 R every so often my sister finds my phone number and beats the shit outta me / worth peace of mind knowing no one can contact me
1:32:45 L bumpy situation, look at streamers in korea / artist on twitch, got your hopes up
1:33:09 L NSFW art entity of mine / R might be a good idea to multistream to picarto / L low maybe / R bit narrating what ur drawing / oh yeahhhh
1:34:03 R equal attention to twitch users
1:35:00 R arbitrary enforcement / L hangry employee that day / L spreading self too thin / hardcore cuphead porn animation, can't do YT stream
1:35:48 L fried everyone look at my stream rn
1:36:29 randon giggling / R like hannibal lecter / L laughing
1:37:30 R old man taking the headphones off like i'm done
1:37:42 L what do you think of my haircut btw / R i said it looks like you've gained 20-25k in student loans. would you say that's about right? / L yeah i see that / R florida man poet, describe things in a way that doesn't make sense but yeah i see it
1:39:41 R can't play lego fortnite, tried to boot up offstream, tried to get password, they're like nope
1:40:08 L no man's sky, multiplayer now
1:42:32 L desserty drink / R WTF IS THAT?
1:42:56 L in person streaming week / R should go camping! would be fucking hilarious / L i'm down
1:44:03 L sucking fingies / ur fugi is lethal company btw / R like shifting from orb to lethal company and back to orb
1:44:30 L i'm doing a bit / watch my stream / dramatic speech about the booba
1:45:46 L autists / spilled drink / big fat pussy lips
1:46:28 R ur a lightweight, how did that hit you? / L xmen scene / warmth falling into stomach / L drink every day almost / well no
1:48:01 R ideal situation, drink for enjoyment not to dull pain / L leveled up, not just for socializing / it's a high now, dangerous level
1:48:59 L addictive personality / R remember our trip to target u mofo / needed shit for my flight, never even got what i needed / L didn't remember what you needed or even what cards i ended up getting
1:49:46 L licking the cream / R that's TOS for sure / L i'm just drinking some eggnog!
1:50:11 R the grimace shake bit / L not a bit, came all over me / R save for OF / L can't say that website / can't say patreon
1:51:09 R still won't let me monetize / doing ok / most of viewership moved back to YT but still doing ok
1:51:57 L oh shit i'm getting fucked up / R laughs
1:52:15 L tried to return gifts to R / bill gates moment wondering the cost of a banana, can't figure out the UI, it was because R isn't monetized
1:53:02 L addictive personality, if it's not that, something else, alcohol just bc can't drink coffee at night / addictive personality, like feeling coffee, feeling it during day / switch from coffee to wine in evening / get that feeling / guess that's called being an addict / not good, did this in college, haven't in years / cold go for a smoke right now / eat dinner, don't need a smoke / dad was a big smoker / hit with blast of cig smoke in casinos / nostalgia / that's how much my dad smoked / wine better than smoking / R fitting you smoked as premed / L koreans heavy smokers
1:55:58 L decompress / how do you not burn out? / not about not burning out but who can bounce back best / R vice, don't do drugs, do furry porn
1:56:31 R expensive, get addicted to it / L ok [nodding vigorously]
1:56:57 L porn is a vice but don't talk about it bc it's so widespread and universal / porn so constant / everyone drinks yeah but idk that many alcoholics
1:57:41 R not a moral thing / for me a vice is if it wastes time and money and the only reason ur doing it is for the brain chemicals / L does that mean my target shopping is a vice? / R yeah / for me it's costco / my vice is buying weapons
1:59:52 L something up with the goxlr, short circuiting devices or something / try not to touch this at all
2:00:35 L if i cross the streams / like wine and beer
2:01:17 128 gb of ram / friends: what are you doing, launching a rocketship? / feel i could afford more
2:02:10 R use chrome? yeah / 128 gb, run chrome better than you
2:02:56 R idk ur setup in summer but is it the temp of satan's testicles
2:03:34 R moving is out of the option right / have to lower temps in workroom / L window open right now, winter, still warm
2:06:15 L running a billion programs, maybe too harsh on it / matter of cooling down room? / need trough with ice in it
2:07:05 drunk apex time / L what game u into? / R WoW / lol / it's bad
2:09:05 L only mmos i want to play are still alive but only people left are sweatlords
2:10:44 L flyff / asian f2p mmos
2:11:40 R basically naked with big titties hanging out / L the one, the only! / R could be convinced to play / L eternal grind but i kinda want that / weird thing to want in mmo
2:15:16 R residual trauma / not smart guy, get fooled / don't like being fooled, never forgive
2:18:03 R lock you into a community, don't want to let people down
2:20:00 andons are mmo people
2:23:19 L oh littleasianboylover is online
2:25:51 L don't "enjoy vidya" anymore / don't know how to play casually anymore bc streamerbrain / don't play games in offtime / stream bc diff stream concept / don't play it / with every game
2:27:11 L streaming has ruined games for me / people think it's a business thing (could be making money), that too but not just / L randon is introverted / R you're the opposite
2:28:07 socialize with gaming / playing with myself is boring bc i don't have this room of people with me / lonely
2:29:01 know normies, can't imagine winding down with games / R you used to be a singleplayer gamer
2:29:34 L lost desire / boring / well not boring / feel lonely, wish i was streaming, wish i was like chat / R what's stopping you from going live / L true but i'd be like well i could stream this instead / idk excuse
2:30:37 L would love to play viva pinata onstream, would have to emulate it / R i mean you own it, just need to "take the steps on your own..."
2:31:55 L & doc bought xbone for halo 5, sucked, bought more expensive viva pinata pack just to be able to play something on the system they bought (ended up selling later)
2:32:41 L we should play YGO online / ragequit
2:33:27 L story: friend was super into YGO, had spare cards, built deck with these cards / his deck was so complicated / beat him because my cards were so dumdum / new cards had too many conditions / L's cards were weak but friend had trouble chipping away at their life points
2:36:03 pros losing to a kid because the kid isn't making logical decisions, can't predict / move piece to [square] / already put piece there
2:37:15 R don't know how to play chess / tried to impress somebody i only knew online / they were v good at chess / this is me to a T / i cheated to try to impress them / before they had AI chess / had a friend whose father was a ranked chess player / brought dinky gigantic chunky laptop spewing microplastics into my face / dad was like this isn't ranked right / ur playing against a kid / this is kinda fucked up are you sure / yeah i get the ethical quandaries but i'm trying to get a titty pic / apparently in chess it's like dbz power scouter / either you're rank whatever or wtf is going on how are you this good / could never talk to them again
2:39:57 andon chess match would get chat so angry they'd have to invent new words
2:40:42 R new twitch category / L talked about inventing a game (not vidya) / go to buy it and it's just you fuck each other / pussy card, fuck the pussy / also there's blue eyes white dragon for some reason
2:41:34 L ur opinions on babygirls
2:41:41
2:42:37 parental instinct crossed with attraction, want to fuck it
2:43:02 R either a sub or a dom / need someone to follow / need an idiot
2:44:23 L restraining order on me
2:44:37 L doesn't pomni sound like girl_dm? / R yes absolutely
2:45:02 R think sonic is superior to mario (char design) / R you want to hump tf outta this char bc it looks like a sonic char / L fair
2:45:51 what about sonic lends itself to so much fetish porn
2:46:12 L compare girl dm to ragatha from digital circus
2:47:02 people who live by their voice / artist / tool is their voice / artist doesn't like compared to another person / VA wouldn't like to be compared / but really sounds like her / if we were to give our friend a leg up, do jerma thing, get rid of VA, offer girlDM as replacement
2:48:23 L was told by friend i sound like the gumball guy from regular show (benson) / put off watching it, don't want to play into it / chat tell me sth he would say / then i'll go watch it and see
2:51:30 R pleasant everyman voice / scream like homer simpson
2:51:54 L what impressions do you do? what's your go-to / R creepy ojousama laugh / originally trying to do jabba's rat thing
2:52:31 L haven't done it in a while but running bit with friend, both jabbas, greedy / have matching jabba the hutt pins on their hats / two jabbas competing to be the better jabba / one is jabba B and one is jabba 2 / going out to eat / [jabba noises] / R if my brother was there he woulda thought it was a legit language and not judged / L i didn't know your friend was vietnamese! / R laughing
2:55:14 R girlfailure in sonic? / L idk eggman? / exaggerating attraction / wanting to fuck them is my baseline / would fuck the ribbon / R wrap around ur dick? / turn dick into a beyblade
2:56:34 L end stream / R didn't even play anything / always a pleasure
2:56:44 tentatively next saturday
2:58:05 what if nicest vtuber is just a little bit racist / did ascii art of a dick and got banned
2:58:43 L will not be live tomorrow, or maybe sunday / R [i missed what he said] / streaming tomorrow & day after / L actually will be live on sunday
last second: actually I would fuck pomni

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2023-12-17　🚲 I'm going to guess what DND class your pet is

0:14:23 opens all porn roleplay i've done for T5 members
0:15:38 morty impression
0:28:50 mm~ a crit
0:45:56 everyone that has a foot fetish is a wizard
0:54:45 yeehaw when sneeze
1:09:20 oh yeahhh~ oh yeahhh~
1:09:58 yfw when you notice some delectable new feet / ur face after you've sampled that delectable new foot / aw yeahhh~ aw yeahh~ nice, that's real nice
1:12:26 this what i feel when chat gives me the ... / this is what i imagine you look like
1:26:20 is this the tako that's been in my chat the whole time
1:50:10 a little tongue action
1:50:05 lot of cats with foot fetish
1:51:13 every community needs 1 or 2 foot fetishists
1:51:37 randon is the resident foot fetishist / no im into... nvm what im into
1:26:20 is this the tako that's been in my chat the whole time
1:59:37 'nice cock bro!' hold on...
2:21:24 strained gruntmoan
2:26:27 breathy noise

2023-12-18　🧑🏻‍🏫 Tired but going over the weekend!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2008071886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_pyY9vrOk

0:12:21 han on camera before leaving / ilu lando~
0:14:08 L close to mic
0:15:51 L carded story / theory: parental figure taking out a bunch of kids
0:17:11 L reese said seems ironically like teacher taking out students / never do that / unless furry futa / unethical
0:18:45 L never celebrate holidays / feel like a lot of millenials are like this / not v trad / don't put xmas lights on our houses bc we don't HAVE houses / gonna throw xmas party / invited all my friends / 15-16 guests / every single person showed up / old friends, new friends / han, ais, connor had a friend from back home / some old cosplay friends / and just a bunch of people / joke for the weekend / core memory made (halo announcer voice)
0:20:35 enter connor & reese / sent han & ais off / L han hit it off with brother, play same games, same [idr], same age / weird bc friends w/ han but feel brother is much younger
0:23:22 blake got scared by prof's tweet / took a nap & overslept
0:24:08 connor does weird bowling throws but somehow it goes straight / han's bowling form is immaculate
0:27:40 han keeps losing his wallet/phone / offkai / C you check phone, wallet, keys, what are you doing? / B don't even question it, you'll get frustrated. he's gonna lose stuff, that's just han
0:29:31 L [other friend] he's 6yrs older than we thought / hope we look half as good as you when we're ur age / he's like wait how old are you? / wtf i was filming a bunch of vids with kids in the park / thought you were my age / was throwing around a bunch of kids in the park / C that's so much funnier now / L one of few people in my life that has it together & takes care of his body / nice having him around / notice i'm slouching / everyone unshrimps / have a punching bag / went at it / scary
0:31:21 han literally almost died / B how much does that cage weigh? / L 1000 fucking lbs / at party, benching, didn't rack it / usually racked at bottom, weighing it down, but it was left on the top / off balance / han is athletic / reminds me of octane bowling / almost falls / blake & ais went to grab it / luckily han caught it / bumped / bruise on head / coulda died / L youthful reflexes / C i woulda died / L you see videos online, think why didn't they jump outta the way / understand / happens too fast / by the time you react it's already over / heavy, dunno how he survived / B took mirror off the wall / C walk in, see them putting cloth on his head / han almost died / WTF??
0:35:00 L if it were me i woulda been hUh? [derpy gestures] / ded / C i didn't almost die, no one else nearly died
0:37:01 L i can't see...that game / prob how mom felt when asked her to play vidya / too much stuff on screen / C has trouble too / B did you play that game when you were younger / C all the time! / B lol
0:37:57 L well han almost DIED / ais, new hobby / punching bag / someone else was going at it / interested now / C interested in boxing / L ais is athletic / blake & ais doing pushup challenge / ais destroyed blake / blake drunk, prob gonna throw up, take the win
0:39:30 L pickles feasted / ate cupcakes / tongue green / C licked a perfect apple core / L they were so good, drop guard for a second / C lifted pickles up, big belly / L if i eat whatever i want, who am i to tell him what to eat / if i'm not dieting who am i to make him diet / C he will never stop / L will eat until he bursts
0:41:42 C need to bring attention to "we need to get a better hang on things" / every time, in the aftermath, we say never again / B never do, maybe we should just just enjoy ourselves! / shotsies downstairs / jk, was a test, you passed / didn't get to respond
0:42:58 C nice xmas party, dare i say wholesome / not degen, not twitchcon / B time flew, a while since time flew like that for me / L had bunch of stuff planned but spent most of it playing suika
0:43:55 L ate a lot / connor's friend visiting for first time, took him places / B ate like a king, took him to all the best places / L don't like that, say he "ate like a king" eating food we eat all the time / C what, ate like a peasant?
0:45:21 C he lives in the middle of nowhere / i used to live in the middle of nowhere / C on the moon / L i miss lando / B dark! happy vibes / L i moved! for work! / C yeah....
0:46:08 L aging more by always thinking about it
0:46:45 L someone at party said you did the old asian dad thing / L what did i do?? / sigh, put hands behind back, waddled to kitchen / B not gramps yet! / C if we're gonna do this manifesting bullshit, say we're young!
0:48:21 L i'm not even doing anything, why am i tired all the time?? / tired, back to the grind, wake up after noon / connor waking up at 10 / nice / 2 coffees / L smiling nervously / C you don't have to say anything
0:49:51 C lando was like i feel awful then sat down and was like i feel good / good for you / L i have jekyll & hide, one is tired, one is maybe not tired / people are here so i should push / might be toxic but / hype man in group
0:51:36 C don't have energy to be positive energy / blake is the positive energy / if he's out we're fucked / L asked ohmonah how do you recharge/deal with burnout? / weird bc socializing tires me out but that's how i recharge / C same, i need to go out, then recharge from the thing recharging me / L avoid burnout? i don't. i focus on bouncing back. i can't avoid the burnout / B i burn out, i disappear for a month, then i'm good / C i need to leave the state or the country / if i'm in my room i'm thinking about stuff / away, get creative energy, thinking of coming back home / expensive reset / where do i go? see my mom ig / B sleep and recharge / missed yesterday, slept most of the day, recharged now / slept 15 hrs, feel like a million bucks / L went to bed at 4:30 am bc did thumbnail / working is what i like to do / winding down, everyone's leaving / therapeutic but also root of problem / should take at least a day off but i'm not / C good point bc some of my burnout is from stress / if i dedicate a day to doing stuff around work but not work itself / life shit, pay car bill, get the stuff done / only thing left in mind that's stressful is work itself, everything else taken care of
0:55:38 L problem for me is i haven't had this in a while, sit down and enjoy anime / C like doing that but takes so much brainpower to get app, sit down and read / B gotta be in the mood / C only when drunk / B lol same
0:56:34 L watched frieren? / C reese won't stop talking about that / melancholy, don't need that / L i seek out something that matches mood / C tv doesn't support crunchyroll / can't stand watching on comp / L how did i do that? sit down and read manga when younger / L still hasn't read chainsaw man
0:58:15 B first anime, had to stop, too gory, met junebuns, made a promise / L read less than half one book / don't get it / C you have to read more than that to get it / premise good / doesn't stop moving / not anime meandering bullshit / like a movie, no side shit, just goes / doesn't fall victim to aggravating tropes / jojo has tropes, one fight feels like 1 day of realtime / creator loves film, influenced by film more than anime, has that rhythm / L anime or manga? / C watch what's available then continue where it leaves off / hear what the characters sound like, foundation / B so many things shows miss out / L he's starting! / B ahead of everybody now
1:01:26 L how old is makima? / C she's old enough
1:02:06 L don't dislike it but keep trying to get into it but can't get into it / B char development is great / C it's mature not [derp noises] ugh don't know how to socialize with a girl / B denji wants only one thing / L feels like softcore porn, gory shock porn / gore + makima all sexy / B well if you look at it that way but i don't wanna look at it that way / L my impression of it / mowing down all the zombies / C but that's cool!
1:05:09 L coomerbait impression bc that's all i see online
1:05:26 L have this problem with JJK / connor says fuck off / kind of sick of / was with connor at anime store / bland look / don't like how samey everything looks / lately, not just these / idk if recent trend / saw JJK at manga store, feels samey / something to be said, maybe i'm a fool, shirt+tie+pants / maybe that's what works bc that's super popular / C don't like ANY of the [JJK] characters / L+C handshake / C idk what people like / L that's what i'm saying!! / B stopped after 3rd episode / C 3 episode rule / B exactly! / used to be 1 and done, chat convinced me 3 / C unless it's steins;gate / lol
1:09:10 L acts out stupid bullshit / C but then all that shit is important / seems shitty slice of life / then ohhhhhh / C had this convo w/ people / 'this shit sorta sucked' / well how many eps did you watch / yeah / L think i'm outta my shounen period / not what i need
1:10:46 C was so into MHA, then something horrible happened, now someone mentions it, wanna throw up / still reading it / L is it good? / C awkward smile / L deku worst char in anime period / lots of terrible chars / goku / goku's a bad character! / luffy is a good shounen protag / naruto not bad as a shounen protag / deku is just / C always crying
1:12:30 L luffy is dynamic / C he's got dimensions / L oh i'm strong but has darkness to him / he gets pissed, i believe it / deku is like uuu now you've done it / C yeah sure you've done this 15 times
1:13:41 L same problem i had with new spiderverse movie / made him go through same arc he already did / coming of age ok but every time
1:14:15 C then they have the audacity to hit u with the halo 2 ending / never ends / L aang's a good protag / C hate anime protags in general, all of them. there's like 3 i like, rest i hate / L what about this guy? [denji] blake says he's a horndog, foil for other chars to be interesting / C don't love him but takes cookiecutter anime protag, better / L came around on shinji / go-to char people say is annoying / L after rebuild movies, came around / maybe after i had more life experiences / maybe i'm dumber than i thought / rebuild movies revamped, condensed, dumbed down / like shinji what are you doing / pull out the spear / gets in robot let's do it / actually it's the end of the world if you do that / i'm older / it's like you're a kid and everyone was telling me to do that / wtf you told me to
1:16:59 C i feel like my depression isn't at its peak yet, need to hit it from a diff angle / L watched when way younger, maybe i didn't get it / switched me from team asuka to team rei / have blake watch it
1:18:38 R in chat: have him read oyasumi punpun live on stream / L+C what is that?
1:20:44 C darling in the franxx / ending is so fucked it ruins everything, shitshow / don't remember, erased from memory, don't want to think about it, disappointed
1:21:42 L should i skip? wait doesn't han say he likes that?
1:21:56 L star wars sequels / C wait we're not just talking anime / L it's bad / C fundamentally awful / L the one where luke comes back, i was like wow this is gonna be amazing i get it / rei's evil and kylo is good! / this is it! was gonna be the greatest thing ever / in throne room, rei hesitates, gonna switch sides / then they completely say fuck that / C why else would you do it??? / L can't tell me that's where we're leading up to! / C warps into romeo and juliet / awful / 3rd movie, was laughing to tears / palpatine dubstep out of fingers, deathstars attached to them / coulda made that in my room in 14 seconds / L what happened? / C idk?! they don't even know what happened!
1:24:43 L i love kylo ren / people didn't like him, i love him / have him subvert and having him become the good guy / would make me like rei / her turning would be cool / ...it's awful / C catastrophe / return to basics ok death star again yadda yadda, set the tone, time to diverge / L which was the one where they cut to them on the casino planet / worse segment of movie ever seen in life / C so boring / L romantic thing they pushed, godawful / C where she sacrifices herself to love, turned out none of them dies / pointless / L let kylo be cool, coulda carried the whole trilogy
1:26:41 L YYH / L we should go downstairs and watch / C hungry / reese: bring me wendy's / run out of runescape fish / might be watching right now / L chat thinks my worse take about chainsaw man / don't have a take, they think that's a bad take / not intrigued enough / C you've read like 4 pages / B randon says it's a great anime but not my style / respectable, can't hate / C i say it's shit, everyone comes at me
1:28:46 L stand my ground, JJK was dogwater / nothing happening at the time, latched on / so mid
1:29:28 L same ep of bleach exactly
1:29:54 arguing over cerv's pronunciation again
1:32:46 L AND the girls aren't as hot as the girls in bleach / C reese is gonna be upset / L in bleach every chapter has a new baddie / like holy shit / C counterpoint: JJK is for hot guys / the guys are hot / discourse on twitter: it's all about the hot men for JJK / pulling the hair / L that's hot / C it is hot! / spoiled / reese come in deflated, what happened? gives entire story / don't need to watch it now / L look at JJK / reese goes ...aw man.... / L what does that mean? / C giggling / i can hear it / B he's got taste / hottest characters / L byleth, mythra, [missed it] / B all the baddies
1:36:12 L devolved into anime discussion / B fun takes / C like bitching about media / L grabs mic / see me now, i haven't even seen it. wait till i watch it!
1:36:58 L we should start a podcast / C what was this to you? / L didn't want to spoil it but the primal pod is coming soon / C should we? / B promise it? / C no / gauge it / L go for it / C it's been a spitball for a while / don't wanna talk down on the idea / wanted to do a podcast / just bc we love the idea of doing it / thought process / everyone does have a podcast at some point / L not to throw shade on people / you and i actually consume podcasts / L when bernie & gus weren't there i was like [sigh] / C same!
1:39:39 C spitballing / 3am, about to move / like the idea, make it a fucking thing / wouldn't just be sitting in the room right, we'd take it... / L for me anyways, won't speak for you / need to have some kind of ongoing project / C something i'd wanna attach to and be connected with at all points / L ok we're all really busy / me, i feel a constant absence of fulfillment at any given moment / fill it with a lot of stuff / when i see a podcast announced / i feel like guys i feel so excited for this amazing creative venture and it's just a podcast / another thing for me to ....idk it's weird, not much different from doing a stream / C structured / L fulfilling / B you guys are good at spitballing / C think it would be fun / B any names for the podcast? / L have come up with some godawful names / C not hit gold yet
1:42:44 L diverge: C loves spontaneity, let's just do it / L want a set, production / C not against set / comes from name / then we can start getting logos
1:43:41 L i don't want it to be a school thing / then what's the point / that's fun, detention, principals, xtra credit fun / extension of me but i don't want that
1:44:14 'the big daddy cast' / C taken guarantee it / every name taken, should keyboard smash
1:44:29 'big doggy' lmao / guy at movie theater / lowkey joke now / so funny
1:44:59 '3 degenerates' / B think, 2 of you & guests you guys can have
1:45:28 C so early / L should have not talked about it / now we've made it seem like much more of a concrete thing / all: it's not / we talk about it / we should do this / next day.. / fraction of a thought / C you will never see it / most likely / L once i watch chainsaw man i'll have nothing to talk about / C start podcast once you watch chainsaw man in 2029 / L prob blake, doc, reese, just talking, maybe get bigger
1:47:35 C it's like a joke at this point / L primal pod / B too logan pauly (prime) / L no primAL [beats chest] / stupid, but depends on name / chat's homework / C woke up from dream, had name, forgot / B branding is [idr]
1:49:20 L sings meow meow into mic / C does same / play with yarn the whole time / we're creatively bankrupt rn / L fucked how much of a workaholic i am / i need to stream / feel so energized rn / B third wind / L 33rd wind / reese waiting for his wendy's / probably forgot half the shit we wanted to talk about / talked about anime / reese woulda had a rebuttal / woulda been fuming / in chat he said "i hate you'

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2023-12-19　🧑🏻‍🏫 🚲 Reviewing the most "searched" video game characters on that one website with @randonchannel

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2008866257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_B5gaOat70

0:11:59 make an announcement that sandman & others cooked this up for us / doing a "competition in minecraft"
0:17:00 enter randon
[have not been paying attention at all so far bc overlap]
0:23:11 will take payment in overwatch futa porn
0:26:40 randon look at that face :3 / L seen so much porn of this char
0:29:30 L porn of sonic, cock and balls out
0:31:45 R most sexualized box
0:34:04 R horny fanbases / how productive
0:39:17 lando reacting to the porn
0:41:17 L think how do we make pepsi man more fuckable / R yes actually / L trick question, already most fuckable
0:43:30 L grow up, wire gets crossed, turns into sexual yearning
0:47:51 R art, not supposed to spooge to this / coveted victorian ankle / L ugh slut / R giggle
0:50:30 L intense arousal / R is that what you feel? / L .....nah
0:52:14 R how can you maintain an erection with so much rage in ur system
0:53:50 L are there really people still fapping to ada wong?
0:55:18 R I like the milf
0:56:58 R very dedicated & horny fanbase
0:58:18 R only experience with sims with you
1:03:09 L how fuckable a character is
1:04:37 L getting dicked down
1:05:13 R pray I get banned from twitter
1:05:51 R think among us porn is not meant to be used, meant to be laughed at
1:08:30 L when I'm in between her cheeks it's like this
1:15:53 sonic inherently sexual
1:17:08 L bc he's so fucking hot / R lol
1:19:13 L sonic & mario spitroasting ada wong
1:19:30 R compete to be the one fucking
1:20:13 L you guys are some horny mofos
1:23:24 R 'that's just zoomer carmen sandiego'
1:24:54 L tug jug
1:34:21 L which one fucks the hardest you think? / R that one gets fucked the hardest / def copping a feel
1:36:38 R the centaur ur into that
1:39:45 R 2b? what is this, a bra for ants?
1:41:27 L porn audiobook
1:42:07 L idk where I'd post it / R pornhub? hahahahahaha
1:42:54 L go to rub one out and need lando like hmm
1:43:38
1:49:19 L almost
1:54:45 R whiny moany voice
1:56:00 Lando's face / R bad joke
1:58:30 L stream on christmas / R might as well / set up for saturday
2:03:52 like someone who shits everywhere yadda yadda / 'we like you' OK
2:06:00 participating in ironmouse's lethal company thing / end of the month, 29th?
2:12:39 willy my wonka
[should prob rewatch this stream someday because i don't remember anything with my attention so split]

2023-12-20　🧑🏻‍🏫 I'm a creeeeeeeper. I'm in in Minecraaa-aa-aaaft. What the hell am I mining for? I wanna mind daimonds OOOWAAAUUA

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2009755665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg59p6ZAAMQ

0:06:04 now till dec 30th, server will be up / plot for each student / prof will too
0:07:33 theme: holidays/year in review/build w/e u want but loose guidelines: holiday thing / rather u build something than idk what to build or w/e
0:22:00 chainsaw man opinions
0:24:11 'but she's hot' is she? she doesn't even have an ass
0:31:32 low ohh
0:38:35 mmm?
0:38:58 it's a weird show because i don't want to fuck any of the chars that's a considerable feat
0:46:35 imagine her jerking you off with that ghost hand sheesh / forget what i just said
0:50:11 low
1:03:29 what's wrong with you / depressing shit / now i'm sad
1:05:21 low
1:11:01 hold on i can make those balls--ball bigger
1:12:51 magnoises
1:13:18 gasp omf
1:15:38 june ate it / june! / knew I shouldn't have let you near it
1:25:39 that scene where he fondles her breasts is completely / idk if i was into it when i was a kid but i'm so not into that now / weird bc i like tits & coomer stuff / but when it's in my media / i don't want it in my shows / really was not into that
1:26:39 don't think most people picked up on that, was just like fuck yeah squeeze those honkers
1:29:09 when got ais from airport, wanted chili from wendy's, they were out, got baconator instead / heavy burger / good tho / didn't have baked potato or chili
1:30:16 'triple baconator'?? no!
1:33:38 cooking takes too much time / have to xyz errands in house / if i pay extra, how much to save time / grocery deliveries / scared i might get into habit and rack up a lot of money / food prep stuff like eat fresh? maybe
1:41:58 whisper ohh fuck
1:44:59 grunt
1:58:24 let me clear something up / carol downstairs watching CSM
2:01:43 'didn't you tell us never to eat wendy's again?' that's right / i'm like denji
2:13:30 the chili devil
2:14:20 timeloop / broken watch story
2:26:11 it is a little soulless
2:30:01 do a watchalong? maybe
2:33:23 was invited to play with genshin creators / too lazy to figure out all the mods needed / wait can i just connect?
2:42:30 ask for no beans when getting chipotle
2:44:36 'use mash potatoes in ur burrito instead of rice'
2:45:00 that doesn't sound--AAGH--that doesn't sound too bad actually
2:46:25 I'll make u afraid of couscous
2:50:05 clown devil / 'we already have you oomfie'
2:56:49 no nonono get in here
3:00:16-18* L: 🎵 Clip [Master Chief voice] "I need a bucket"
3:01:50 halo announcer voice FANBASE BETRAYED
3:05:14
3:10:11 you wanna fuck with me? i'll fuck you / dies
3:13:21 'dude got his W and logged off'
3:18:14 fried get outta here
3:18:49 'explain how michael cera gets work' / he has a tight fucking ass & cute little face
3:21:40 cheats death / screams / closes window
3:23:26 soft grunts
3:24:30 whining
3:26:01 panik noises
3:27:52 2nd death
3:29:06 woah ur a little architect aren't you june?
3:30:28 thx for hanging out w/ me / know it's been going on a long time / keep company lately / relationships with friends, they have everyone's got issues but relationships good / trying to strike balance between helping them with issues and working on my own issues / hard to know as a friend how much to do / boys in this group are in this high point, feeling good lately / even with stuff that might be bad, whatever problems / things felt good for me anyways / maybe delusional but i think so / only thing is, my health, wish i had a better grasp on my health / back giving me problems / disappointed with how much i've been working out & my diet / hard getting a grasp on / when things are tough, last thing you wanna do is diet / talked about vices / think my vice is genuinely food / when feeling down / there's self-harm that's literally cutting urself but i eat in a self-destructive manner / some people might call it self-harm but eating a pizza and cutting urself is not comparable / maybe i'm exaggerating, maybe just stress eating / 2024 new years resolution getting healthier
3:34:48 feel unhealthy
3:35:46 'have you thrown out your back yet' yes / story / was drying with towel, then intense pain, not doing anything, back just gave out, not lifting or anything / had to use a walker / barely could get up out of bed to use the bathroom / fell to floor / tears streaming / crawled, called for help / can see how old people die / fall and hit head
3:38:46 not working out as much as preferred / blake helps, wouldn't go as often without him
3:39:36 pins & needles feeling a lot
3:40:39 neglected stretches & exercises after recovering
3:41:08 stretching noises
3:42:03 alternative medicine / slippery slope to truly stupid stuff / western world doesn't want you to know
3:46:22 breathy no~! no
3:51:46 starting lego fortnite
3:53:19 can i do a mc discord stream one day to show off house? sure
3:53:56 wait femboy fox has the 2nd highest score!
3:56:25 wait who's that hottie? / shaking / his face / it's--chokes--it's so hard!
3:57:30 fu--ck!
4:07:53 announcer voice: it's gonna suuuck!
4:09:27 gonna change stream time, hour earlier, like streaming at night, but gets so late at the end of it / 6pm?
4:10:19 grapefruit technique / slurping noises
4:11:51 zatsu section / streaming every day for rest of week / might take a break on saturday, stream sun, mon / lets figure this out now / have some things planned / 1 or 2 days in there in this next uhhhh week / fit game in there, mc again? / wanted to play alien isolation / dnd gonna happen? probably not not on saturday randon needs time to cook
4:17:20 maybe i'll msg randon / stardew valley, mc, alien isolation

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2023-12-21　🧑🏻‍🏫 All i do is mine mine mine no matter what. Got daimonds on my mind

Title changed from "HARCORE | All i do is mine mine mine no matter what. Got daimonds on my mind"
to "All i do is mine mine mine no matter what. Got daimonds on my mind"
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2010630277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-aUOwclYpQ

0:17:05 grunt
0:22:39 grunting
0:24:30 get fucked / grunting
0:27:45 get fucked by the sun, idiot!
0:34:36 oh fuck / oh oh oh / waitwait / fuckfuckfuck / SHIT
0:37:03 grunt
0:37:51 no nono plz oh shit! / fuck off!
0:38:17 sorta fem pain squeal
0:38:48 sussy grunts
0:38:58 grunts / fuck fuck shit
0:39:35 fuck AIEE
0:41:33 yes whispered okok quickly quickly
0:46:47 low
0:49:54 AIEE
0:50:18 drowning noises
1:00:49 minecraft role in discord server
1:02:29 oh right there that's kind of a nice little...
1:08:26 'i love eating peas (i'm allergic)' what?
1:10:38 nervous flustered voice
1:12:56 elmo voice see?
1:15:19 stream at night bc errands during day
1:18:52
1:29:06 minecraft GF? that's you guys!
1:30:13 low
1:52:38 need to make a hoe / chat get over here / jk hehe
2:07:55 we'll be eatin' good soon!
2h32 tomorrow: art stream or Lego fortnite with reese
2:34:45 can't believe brother's cock is that huge
---timestamp machine 🅱️roke---
1:30:13 low
0:12:29 clinical setting in vegas, way better
0:21:45 get naked, idiot
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3:11:49 nervous laughter

2023-12-22　🧑🏻‍🏫 Early stream today. Maybe our Hardcore mode dreams will come tru

Title changed from "HARDCORE RUN | Early stream today."
to "Early stream today. Maybe our Hardcore mode dreams will come tru"
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2011378857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xL82LEuo5c

0:04:31 foxanon s/o
0:16:08 kissy noise
0:18:36 randon & I were talking about, a long time ago, he always wanted to do this concept of an interactive stream, this is why the DnD thing / originally wanted to do big MC server with students and randonnite factions, spawn on separate sides of the map and fight to the death
0:32:39 sorry, was that yours? get fucked
0:48:22 dude that sounds kinda hot to me
1:04:56 wait how deep am i? what?
1:05:52 AIEEEE
1:08:50 almost dies
1:11:19 i have no morals
1:12:13 fried
1:14:42 wait where is it? where's the hole?
1:15:08 OH [hyperventilating]
1:18:52 s/o scriblee
1:27:53 oh~hoh! oh you fucker! / oh get back get back
1:28:42 ohh diamond
1:29:59 AIEEE
1:31:21 whispered wow
1:32:06 grunting /hyperventilating / monke nioises
1:34:02 greedy tongue noises @ diamonds
1:34:50 monke noises
1:35:33 ppppppbbbbbt whispered ok
1:36:17 noises / almost dies
1:40:10 oh yes grow you fucking delish little fuck
1:43:26
1:46:34 lip suck noises
1:48:09 i just need more food

2023-12-23　🚲 Back in the space saddle, pardner

0:06:16 mm~ pouring some more tea / strained dad noises
0:07:32
0:09:26 plap plap get boarded
0:11:05 lelelelele
0:16:10 don't forget to leave out 4 milks for santa / professional at leaving out 4 milks
0:17:35 i'd tell you but then i'd have to milk you
0:18:04 get milked
0:22:32 moan
0:23:55 strained haogh
0:24:38 i for one think that we should plap...plap...plap....plapplapplap
0:42:06 don't be such a baby. ribs grow back! (no they don't)
0:44:37 [strained] ohoho i want that burst laser so bad! / moans
0:52:12 as for why my comfort game involves me getting clapped i'll leave that up to the imagination
0:54:52 i'd rather stick my dick in a blender
0:57:57 pained scream
0:58:28 strained aw fuck
1:02:03 back to work u lazy bums
1:02:16 [fem voice] plz sir just some air / that's enough air for you
1:03:22 high pitched boops
1:03:59 strained groanmoaning

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2023-12-24　🚲 Christmas eve zatsudan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

0:08:43 where's the porn folder? should just be in the cloud now
0:09:25 pretend not to like it / oh noo don't beat me with a stick~~ / right here
0:11:10 yoshi lays eggs / i do not lay eggs, never have, never w--
0:17:59 porn in 1997
0:20:27 stinky / fragrance / considered normal among my people
0:22:59 anime web turnpike / had an eva fansite
0:23:23 piracy but diff time / claim to fame / scanned VHS covers, uploaded, how i got a fair amount of traffic on website / visitor counters
0:24:41 people stole each other's pics and put it on their own website / didn't care
0:25:08 900 visitors on website, thought i was the shit / had CAT MIDI file
0:25:36 had acquaintance that was also a weeb / bragging about eva fansite w/ 900 visitors / oh i kinda wanna make a website / helped her set up her own / had a leg up on me / now you'd consider a beginner artist / made sailor moon/rayearth / drew fanart, that was her website / drew her own art, uploaded / surpassed me quickly / 2k visitors instantly / hurt me, hurt my soul / had to catch up / beat her ass in the end
0:27:14 had to catch up, tried everything / can't remember strats / worst 2 months of my life / she had the balls / wanted me to help her scan her art / while she was beating my art in the visitor counter / and i did bc i'm a spineless twerp but internally seething / at end of miserable 2 months (around xmas) found magic bullet i beat her with / scanned ranma 1/2 titty / became ranma 1/2 titty website on anime turnpike / beat her then got banned for NSFW
0:29:24 take that maggie you stupid asshole i'm the king of anime turnpike
0:29:52 you called me a simp?! / sigh i'm a simp i guess
0:30:09 hentai free sticker
0:32:46 too cheap to break the binding on ranma books / thought about increasing quality of porn scans / first gen scans with no lid, needed to put black cloth on it / scan took 5-6 min
0:39:14 how old were you when you were uploading booba / child, teen, weird
0:40:00 you wouldn't download a boob / so many people downloaded booba off my website / idk why this is working but spam the button / people love the booba
0:47:24 i didn't TRY to rizz i DID rizz lando's dad / have his number / hasn't texted me but any day / play it cool / we should totally larp in the woods / full chainmail / not gonna fumble! have a little faith in me plz / i know exactly what i'm doing
0:50:13 the sonic character lando was jerking it over / nicknamed bean / no it's sally / nooooo nicknamed bean
0:50:46 'sees orcs fighting, i should call him'
0:53:17 wanted to be a nazgul, didn't wanna be a badass, just wanted to be part of the club
0:54:50 something weirdly, i don't want to say sexual but it's not platonic / stroking his beard and his eyebrow (wormtongue)
0:56:10 clearly fondling king theodin / wish i could find vid clip of just that one scene / no BGM in 90% of that movie / 'give us the LOTR yaoi" / eragorn/legolas = broke / gotta go weird, do gandalf/saruman NTRing radagan
0:58:22 i am for yaoi but tom bombadil is a straight mofo / got a smokin' hot wife / he's living that waifu laifu
1:04:57 forget what i said about being a pornographer

 

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