Andonsounds timestamp dump (Page 1)

 
Additional timestamps/notes not on main clips page, copied from personal notes
Split into separate pages b/c character limit

Key:
* = timestamp checked for accuracy (approx if not noted even if timestamp linked)
L = Lando speaking
R = Randon speaking
B/C/D = Blake, Connor, Doc, etc...

 

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2023-08-08　🧑🏻‍🏫 I'm gonna yank on those little pikmin stems till they beg me to stop

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1893126836
http://youtu.be/98leXuun5so

1 clip on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-08-08-im-gonna-yank-on-those-little-pikmin-stems-till-they-beg-me-to-stop

1:00:48 moan
43:14 kid living in asia
48:14 unshrimp
48:54 the nips
these timestamps are wrong wtf
2:46:45ish shiny teeth
2:58:22-30* pizza moan
3:00:30 lived in taiwan as a kid, korea as a baby
3:04:44-46* L: 🎵 Clip "Oh, you wanna fuck?"

2023-08-08　🧑🏻‍🏫 Do I put the Femboy department next to the student council or Oppenheimer's lab?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1893939118
http://youtu.be/PA1jCfgHWEs

0:50:55 oh god wait / look this is some sick nasty shit
0:51:31 'prof i wanna piss in front of everyone' / ...no
0:53:41 oh shit everyone's gonna start pissin' / oh no they're holding it in that's not good / oh no not in the classroom!
2:12:19 tablet model
2:14:38 lip smacking noises
2:20:18 same

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2023-08-10　🧑🏻‍🏫 ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🎉

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1895561676
http://youtu.be/isuYV8BerL4

~58min that was a thick one. that was a rope. you could tie a boat down with my ropes
1:18:01* twerk-off
1:18:26* blake twerking
1:19:16* doc twerking
1:20:25* connor twerking
1:21:14* prof teaches twerking
1:26:06 cabana boy story
1:28:50 picking it outta my hair / now you're really like prof
1:29:52* karaoke mood lighting / twerking again

2023-08-10　🧑🏻‍🏫 KARAOKE BDAY CELEBRATION 🎉

(unarchived)

Moments

0:13:00 someone getting a bj under the bleachers / blake excited / never said who from / awkward
0:44:20 lando dancing/ring gesture
~1h7m gestures
1:10:40 ahoge
1:13:30ish lando going ham and doc dying
1:16:31 ate the head / wouldn't be the first time
1:18:07 grabby hands
1:18:39 pray gesture
1:18:50 grabby hands
1:20:06 same
1:20:39 same
1:22:13 sussy popper
1:25:20 blake about to slap dat ass
1:31:30 blake failed at the party popper
1:42:00 cake break / they're eating my cake
1:56:30 lando swaying floppyheaded in the bg
2:20ish lando pelvic thrusts to "she bangs"
2:26:55 lando twerk
2:27:40 lando slumped in his chair
2:43:10 same
2:44:30 harmonies
2:57:57 lando dance
3:03:20ish blake fell
3:14:26 lando lying across the chairs
3:27:08 connor fry

Setlist

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2023-08-11　🧑🏻‍🏫 I LIVED. Let's catch up! Baldur's Gate later?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1896542931
http://youtu.be/fz6_Mjyzsoo

0:43:04* 'but you showed us your twerking? that's not reacting. that's a sex thing. it's like an exhibitionist thing
0:47:05* almost...you can do it... [bites lip]
0:48:36 biting lip and grunting (stretching legs)
0:49:26* same / don't wanna show you my legs you fkn freaks
0:49:33* leaning over desk
0:49:54* 'this is borderline pornographic' wth
0:55:01* fuccboi face
0:55:38* worse, hornier fuccboi face
0:56:00* how can it be cring if you told me to do it / does it more
0:57:45* am I about to play into your weird sick fet--
0:58:07* I'm not the weird one for not knowing what that is, you fuh-reaks. [eyes camera] you guys are f-reakey
0:58:16* country boys make do
0:59:10* same
1:02:24* not a bear, like a bear version of a mermaid / waist up = bare, waist down = hairy / 'stand up' no / get to know each other better / I could draw a diagram for you but that might get me banned
1:03:44* waxing the junk
(can you wax your balls? feel like it would pull and unplug / can you wax your asshole?)
1:04:50 the properties of my asshole would prolapse me like an accordion unfolding onto the floor
1:05:11* how loose am i?
1:05:37 trying to get more personal (relate, camera eye contact) / how loose am I / I'd be the LHD and you'd be the scientist on the forklift
1:06:12-1:09:03* 'look me in the eyes when you describe your balls'/ I have big balls / I do / it's not proportional / don't extrapolate / literally had to get checked for cancer / no it's fine those are just ur balls
1:09:44* I could talk about my balls some more
1:10:12* considering poledancing
1:15:35 not been able to afford the time & energy / doing streams like this helps get energy back, been a little rough / get my feet back on the ground
1:16:54 personal relationships, with self, with work, has been godawful, recently feel way better, taking control of my life / love streaming / taking steps to be the best version of myself / shame bc of how much friends & family sacrifice(d) to support me doing what I do (also the viewers) / hard for me to push that to the side and ignore it
1:18:32 the leg / 'can I see' (the toe) / I'll get banned / gorey
1:18:54* bottomless? you think I'm some kind of kinky sexy freak? [eyebrows/winks/clicks at camera]
1:19:45 can't squat with weight on back, lot of things I can't do anymore
1:20:27 excited to get cute fitting swim trunks sorta speedo but not like a bikini
1:23:15 don't know how to swim well, does it look too tryhard? (jammer swimshorts)
1:27:03* I don't want to show the dick on the stream
1:30:22* oh, POV shot
1:32:39 bullying cherry again
1:38:21* tail oh you guys are sick
1:39:22* [michael rosen eyebrows] nice
1:47:20* the mouth thing is your fave? I bet it is you sicko
1:48:38* hmm? [half laughing]
1:50:32* uugh~ oughh~ groaning
1:51:24* [low, soft] right?
1:52:55* [low] oh yeah. now we're talking.
2:01:12* Im so fucking hot it's insane
2:03:01* omg that moan / a sphincter!
2:12:58* oh~
2:13:34* you're about to get gaped
2:29:13* yeah you like that?
2:34:50 maybe I don't want a racist on my team
2:35:00 oh fuck
2:49:26* "this guy" aside / smug voice
3:11:44 (went afk here, idr if i finished watching the stream)

2023-08-14　🧑🏻‍🏫 Happy Monday

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1899023658
http://youtu.be/08YgW8opeLA

0:43:40 begging
1:51:02 i've been good / i've been a good boy

2023-08-16　🧑🏻‍🏫 scamdo casino open for business

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1900767179
http://youtu.be/SYdszYflyHs

0:15:54 changing/don't peek/into that
0:51:50 [low, fried] meeeeeeoowww
0:53:10 [low] nice try
1h2m want me to tease it? [gestures]
1h57m [low] ohhhhh myyy [plays sexy music at furry]
2h0m same

2023-08-18　🧑🏻‍🏫 They made a game about me

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1902526858
http://youtu.be/6Nj2SL8i7Tg

2h44m NSO is too real, talking about parasocial relationships, etc
3:06:41 """fell down the stairs"""

2023-08-20　🧑🏻‍🏫 I am reformed.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1904352199
http://youtu.be/8UDszG2HLXI

0:11:36 [low] you want it or something
33m intense face

2023-08-26　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Return stream!

http://youtu.be/T20DV7UIwUU
(VOD trimmed - orig timestamps listed first then trimmed timestamps)

2:23:24 2:13:54* talking about moving
2:24:09 2:26:21* when I visited u & u got covid
2:42:20 2:45:49* then jack off 47 times / less appropriate than jacking off / not if you take my dumps

2023-08-27　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 The Andon Farms conglomerate with @randonchannel

http://youtu.be/H6mWS4oL5Ys

Clips on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-08-27-the-andon-farms-conglomerate-with-randonchannel

0:33:57 dad lore
1:00:00 ish sleeping together
1:02:20 don't show I'm shy / this guy's got 5 chubs
2:10:33* L: 🎵 Clip [grunting] "Ahhh, yeah, that felt good~ That's right~"
2:15:30ish me want fish me fear women
2:25:00ish the giver but porn
2:56:35* L: 🎵 Clip [deep] "Ohh brother...Ooh~"

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2023-08-28　🧑🏻‍🏫 Drawing and chatting about things

Clips on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-08-28-drawing-and-chatting-about-things

Part 1

http://youtu.be/HT7cqQ82aRs

0:17:48 that's what you really want, right?
0:56:55 goals: stream more, healthy schedule? should just have that
0:57:40 goals: creative/art-oriented, might be greater separation btw yt content and twitch streams, was trying to mesh them together / enjoys yt content, is fulfilling creatively, but v specific, need to not look for all fulfilment in that, separate from streams a bit & not put that burden too much on streaming, not to say there won't be creative stuff on stream once in a while, but try not to use prof /ligma u on yt to be ultimate ends meet / lot of interests, pick things up p quickly, haven't explored all he can do with art / goals: art, music, content / learning blender, want to animate more, slow burn
1:00:17 turbulent history with music, don't want to be that guy, for every joji there's a billion "ugh he's doing music now"
1:01:00 was taking music lessons, scared won't get around to it if not put on paper & making active effort
1:05:20 want to try stuff outside comedy, maybe more serious stuff
1:29:00 jizzed his p--oh
1:37:30 friend (won't say) asked if he considered VA
1:39:00* L: 🎵 Clip "Ara ara~"
1:42:34 embarrassed over OCs / erases / I will not be talking about that any longer

Part 2

http://youtu.be/KJZiJOC1qPw
(stream died, VOD split)

0:28:23 fan rep
1:17:05 [low] you sickos
1:16:33* L: 🎵 Clip "I'll kill you!" [deep, close to mic] "I'll kill you."

2023-08-29　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Chatting ｜ Andon Farming with @randonchannel tonight!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1912180646
http://youtu.be/jahYzoAfU3E

1 clip on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-08-29-chatting-andon-farming-with-randonchannel-tonight

0:29:02* JO crystal / laughing about JO crystal merch
0:31:10 mansplaining JO crystals
0:35:20 touch tips / you're just fucking
0:37:47 the jerking has commenced
0:38:18 you're about to bust etc.
0:50:54* L OMF / yeah get fucked / grunting
0:51:10* L grunting / get off / yeah get fucked
0:51:22* L grunting / [whispering] get fucked
0:51:49* " 'don't stop i'm not finished yet.' you need to keep making those noises"
0:52:08* doing it in a public space like this etc.
0:52:27* exhibitionist mindset
1:14:20 oneguyed into playing a game while the oneguy just left
1:27:30 R contagious laughter at venture bros bit
1:28:52 context for next part / am I gonna get there in time
1:29:25 pissing on the mummies
1:31:50 R I might be close / to what, fully charged?
1:37:20* R look at my chubs / L [dismissive] okay / R there's so many / L alright… / R: oh so chubby~ yeah…
1:38:36 L [low] let's see
1:39:47 L+R: 🎵 Clip (This feels targeted)
L: Someone asked me if I would upload my streams to YouTube?
R: You absolutely should
L: Like a vod archive?
R: Yeah
L: Maybe. I was thinking about that. Would people ac— Is that something people would like? like actually would— Is that, like…'Cause I mean, I hate to say it, but I-I cant—that's a lot of time and effort for just, like, a single person…OK, never mind, it's fucking everybody. Fuck me, I guess.
R: I think you should for one good reason: you're building up a library of content, and then in about a year, some psychopath could go through every VOD that you'd done and cut out every sexually suggestive moan you do on livestream and supercut it into one 50 min video and it'll definitely go viral
L: OK. That sounds good.
1:55:59* L grunting
2:00:00 back injury lore
2:04:15 big wheel that you jerk off in south park?
2:10:02* R opinion: hard to be afraid of something you've ever pissed on
2:10:25 piss to assert dominance
2:10:20* L what if I don't gotta go / power thing / came too easily to you / had a bully /
2:11:11 L my piss has acidic properties
2:14:08* hydration gasps
2:14:21* same but sussier
2:15:45 undertale
2:20:18 L yummy / R she was a thirsty flower and you had to water her / and you didn't
2:26:45* L grunting and sussy nosies again
2:36:26* R you're just so good at not responding to my bait
2:43:19* R I'm ur sugar daddy / L yessir!
2:43:43* R ooh~ good sesh

2023-08-29　🧑🏻‍🏫 I should have eaten before this stream

http://youtu.be/D-2h1QP3xw4

0:25:15 sorta flirty oh ur filthy
0:25:30 vore RP
0:35:16 better off left unsaid (he did not leave it unsaid)
0:35:32-0:36:10 * something intimate about feeding…
0:42:56* open up big boy
0:47:00 new bugsnax slur just dropped
0:54:42* oh fuck~ [food]
1:02:21* ogh~ [food moan]
1:14:14* oh my fuuck
1:24:25* unngh noises + sniffing noises over food
1:25:57* [low] oh fuck~ [whispering] that's good
1:33:53* hiccup / ngh noise
1:39:03* hiccups / oh god / hiccup / oh no
1:39:29 groan ough okay sniff oh man that was
1:41:18* blow nose / the spicy…. :<
1:46:23* I know exactly what you want u little slut / gobble up
1:53:15* get cucked / that's right I just cucked you and your fake tiffany
2:00:36* deep woah~~
2:01:24* the lesbians got into a spat
2:01:43* deep how many more secrets are you keeping beffica
2:03:41* sniffs outhouse / nasty / sorry I shouldn't have done that
2:24:34* did he just fucking roofie me
2:33:33* game: or I'll have to restrain you / not while the camera's on / L: ohhhhhhh huhuhu~
2:52:32* oh ffuck…oh my lord…guys [pain]
2:54:00* should I end stream or step away and blast ass
2:55:19* assblasting speedrun
3:04:14* nothing came out
3:05:46* this is gonna be my ass tonight
3:16:36* hiccup / ngh noises
3:17:22 hiccup/burp suppressing noises
3:29:05* [groaning] I'm gonna bust I'll be back
3:37:48* sigh / thx for spending ur night w/ me tho
3:39:10 it's ok I cut a hole in the bottom of the chair, put like a trough
3:45:45 ever waddle to the toilet in pain on your tippy toes, feel like a water bag
3:47:20 oh no I should not have eaten the frosty
3:47:50 rough couple months, past month rubberbanding between happiest I've ever been to my lowest point ever so it's good to surround myself with good people like randon, connor, reese; blake & doc, but they've always been there, so it's been shit, worst part when you can't talk about how you're feeling, have to stomach it and move on yaknow?
3:50:23 learned some very hard lessons, as long as you've learned something / gonna say it, it was the cookies, bc the last time I had blake's cookies my stomach hurt
3:56:20 oh fff--
3:59:40 relationships talk / compromise / putting work into relationships rather than running on feel good feelings, has to be 2 way, if one side is too demanding, if you're in that type of relationship / "cham-eul" (참을) = putting up with it, making sacrifices for the sake of the other person, have to be sure the other party is respecting it, putting in their half / sacrifice thinking they'll acknowledge and respect it / suffer hoping it'll be paid forward, then later in the relationship they ask more, act transactional, in your head you already did that
4:30:05 oh~ this looks like it feels so nice / hot tub stream yeah
4:34:45 top or bottom
4:37:24 yeah yeah I know you want it
4:38:00ish softlocked lol

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2023-08-31　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Last stream before Anime Impulse | Farming with @randonchannel

http://youtu.be/yx4VqhfEWAg

~20m discussion about sex in movies
0:21:20 randon is smell sensitive / traumatized as a kid being told the sharticles are physically going up ur nose / wants to kys even imagining 3DPD smell watching movies / likes 2DQTs b/c no smell
0:22:31 singing COOM ON/KUMON
0:24:31 chat: confirmed pillow princess
0:29:49 VOD archive channel
0:34:39 L porn with friends, it's called a Friday night sleepover
0:42:50 L oh~ oh fuck~ they're fucking dummy thick / moaning/grunting
0:46:27 R are you in bed / L oh I ran out of energy, you can get here when you get here
0:48:32 giving the scarecrow BJs/HJs
0:52:50 how can you survive conventions bc smell /
0:58:00 fishbowl jungle juice
0:59:49 L weed
1:01:50 R I remember the look on your drug addled face your junkie face / L high pitched breathy laughter
1:03:56 deep lore
1:04:53 L breathy laughter
1:07:29 same
1:10:27 same
1:13:30 L do you cuck or get cucked?
1:16:20 R you're not fucked…don't be dramatic
1:19:57 R literally pissed myself, happiest moment of my life / pre-jizz / L high breathy laughter
1:21:38 R full on crying and pissing myself
1:22:48 R another pissing story? / L plz no it's taken a lot of rehab to get my chat past the pissing
1:26:43 R sister lore
1:27:45 L beat the everliving fuck out of this poor kid (little brother)
1:30:13 wedgie business opportunity
1:32:00 R never told that story / told 1500 people / L when was the last time you completely shit yourself
1:32:18 L OWH FUUCK
1:33:45 L last time I fullheartedly shit myself
1:37:00 L threw out underwear and freeballed it / what else am I gonna do? "GUYS…I SHIT MYSELF" D':
1:41:00 prostate exams / afraid of getting turned on
1:42:17 R it's from behind / L that would make it even worse
1:43:29 R they better not rawdog me istg / L I don't think I'd be able to tell / R laughing / L would be another Tuesday night for prof lando / R doc would be like whoopsie / L doc would def put gloves on to not catch diseases
1:53:53 R show them. oh fuck
1:55:00 L laughing
2:05:30 founders / they're dead / not actually / I forgot what randon said
2:09:50 R oh fuck…..oh fuck…
2:14:20 R keeps comparing everything to condoms
2:15:00 L might as well get it all out now / might be too much of a peek into my personal psyche / condoms seem enticing but in reality they suck / nvm / R have you ever filled a condom with 3 gal of water? / R water balloon fight / L but it would never get popped / R it was incredible
2:19:14* R oh fuck me… / L I'm fucked for my panel / R laughs
2:21:50 stabbed 37 times / R sounds like a good night lolol

2023-09-05　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 IM BACK! Convention review | Stardew with Randon later maybe

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1918233914
http://youtu.be/QPrQIK9I6Hk

2 clips on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-09-05-im-back-convention-review-stardew-with-randon-later-maybe

1:48:43 joined late, heard randon joined about 40min ago
1:51:30* L moaning ohh luffy~ u shouldn't have / I'm just a silly little guy~
1:51:51* L you need a doctor~ I'll patch u right up~
1:52:21* R suddenly it's r34 / 1:52:23 L oh no~
1:53:56* R I'm ur skyrim companion / tell me to do something and I'll do it / L skyrim caves 2scary4me / ??
(I haven't been paying attention for a bit)
2:09:00 R I kind of wanna be homeless
2:10:53 R what's ur dream ending to your career
2:13:15 getting mauled by a polar bear onstream and sobbing is pretty metal / 'randon why'
2:13:22* R so you're 0% masochist / :25 L what's the one where you like others feeling pain? / sadist / :33 L: …I'm…not a masochist
2:15:30 R can't boobytrap ur property / think that's BS
2:18:20 L quentin tarantino made that movie just so he could say the N word / and lick someone's foot / power to the player I guess
2:21:20 R whatever I can just say it / 2FA / not sending the text / need to download app / don't want to
2:22:22 R Twitch monetization?
2:22:46 R I have two orbs but I'm a nevernude so nobody will be able to ponder them ever
2:24:16* L+R: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) / R: 🎵 Clip 2 (first line only) R: "Is it wrong for me to offer, like...my body?" [laughing] "To, like, the 10 people!" / L: "...who get in first?"
2:29:28 R gift subs / failed the gacha roll / you aren't allowed to do that it's just a mutual loss / ur not the boss of me / not ligma staff
2:31:23 L oh no I'm not gonna make it…
2:33:14* L I'm doing it / R show me
2:35:27 R I don't care if they're an anti
2:36:10 R gift sub the trolliest regulars immediately before activating monetization
2:37:00 L the more I do it the less fucked up it feels
2:38:22 L oh I feel sick this is disgusting / forgive me
2:40:27 R that's pretty good bait. I was enraged.
2:40:45 L wish I didn't do it / R laughs / L felt so sick to do / can't undo it
2:41:49 bit sort of like the thief simulator bit
2:43:46 don't want to overpromise deliverables
2:44:55* R: 🎵 Clip (starts at "underpromise") "For me it's, like, underpromise, underdeliver, cry...and then, like, continue to underdeliver!" [laughing]
2:46:50 L I kinda feel like [strained noises] too bad so sad?
2:53:32 L gonna be an orc we're all becoming orcs (big titty goth gf big tiddy goth gf)
2:56:10 L ..kay? / [whispering] oh my god why nvm said oh ragnarok online
3:02:18 can see mouse motions of lando deleting people in realtime / randon losing his shit
3:03:19 randon is wheezing / lando screwed up
3:08:25 L no they'll blame me [if you don't stream]
3:20:56 R consensual kidnapping exactly
3:21:45* L [deep, near mic] and the rest of your life

(Discord call afterward)

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2023-09-06　🧑🏻‍🏫 I'm gonna snacc the hell out of these bugs

http://youtu.be/pqcv4MVodG4

0:30:40 referencing the music he made but can't share
0:31:50 feel great / lot of stressful stuff / convention came at a weird time / reese says I literally look better
0:34:35 engh egnh…I just need to--hld on…
0:50:19 laugh
1:05:30 you disgusting burrito bitch you got stuff oozing from every which way
1:10:17 URGH noo… :((
1:32:55 elmo voice "that's bullshit ah ah ah"
1:37:00 spill the tea sis
1:43:xx wasn't paying attention
1:56:xx I need to purge don't look / hold on I need to put a shirt on bc cam on to eat
2:07:54 toilettempo experience with ligma boys
2:10:25 forgot I had cam on, who know what I coulda done~ / different person with facecam off is that true?
2:14:00 I need to--fuck….
2:42:00 [low] oh this is hot
2:45:23* GAAYYYYYYYYYY
2:57:00 ohhh fuck~…
3:20:52 game: quit my dead end job / L: I understand
3:23:10 game: lost so many friends / L: as long as you don't have any regrets I think things turn out how they're supposed to turn out
3:30:58 I'm gonna go deposit the professor fluid
3:41:18 ur a freak / ur an absolute freak
3:45:20 oo fffuck okay
3:53:40 (can feed while sleepwalking) / sick
3:53:50 low voice
3:56:40 come here
3:56:50 kissy noise
4:01:55 did I tell you a very long time ago I almost became a vtuber, was gonna work with yuniko and dyarikku
4:04:30 I'll show you bc it'll never see the light of day anyways / this was a long time ago / this was over a year ago I think
4:06:30 folder named "fucking kill me lol"
4:13:00 showing old scrapped vtuber art
4:13:43 was gonna be cult-themed church parody thing
4:14:38 commmissioned a gregorian chanting dude
4:21:35 he found the music
4:23:39 amen that's wild what a trip down memory lane
4:34:14 go back to sleep bby
4:34:50 eat up little one…
4:39:04* think I just fell asleep
4:46:00 (wasn't paying attention to schedule talk)
4:46:15 'don’t shit ur pants king' wtf are you talking about

(Discord call afterward)

2023-09-07　🧑🏻‍🏫+ FIRST TIME IN VR with @Doctor_Hakase

http://youtu.be/lT8u4s-OhaA

0:27:20 pissing simulator
0:41:38 alr I'm going in raw
barotrauma at noon on randon's channel tomorrow w/ some other people, not sure, he's feeling a little under the weather

2023-09-08　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲+ Apex and Barotrauma with @girl_dm and @ProfessorLando

http://youtu.be/hqa9p6YJXbQ
(VOD trimmed by 8:38. orig timestamps listed first, then new timestamps)

0:11:30 0:02:52 enter morning voice lando
0:21:59 0:13:21 trying to convince lando to wake up earlier
0:33:26 0:24:48 R depending what u pay me, maybe I could be inflated / L no I don't want you to be inflated /DM subscribe to R's onlyfans / L green orb being inflated
0:26:27 0:17:49 R showed up on "homeless or hipster tumblr," top comment = that guy [randon] is actually homeless
0:32:50 0:24:12 L big balls / R you're saying orbs cause you anxiety? / R depends on how much you pay me I could be inflated / dm: subscribe to R's onlyfans
0:36:09 0:27:31 R hipfire hipfire hipfire aim doko
0:37:20 0:28:42 R he's going to do a celebratory JO yeah he's edging
0:41:47 0:33:09 L which one of you… [low]
0:45:58 0:37:20 R marvelous gas / moans / so good so tasty
L requesting a topic change
0:47:45 0:39:07 the milkman milks you / DM but who milks the milkman / L me / DM oh nvm the mystery is solved
0:52:35 0:43:57 you put millions of little guys into lando??
0:53:59 0:45:21 back to the fart jokes / L groans
0:54:54 0:46:16 L white people happy? they'd better be!
1:00:15 0:51:37ish R high pitched panic shriek
1:01:15 0:52:37 same
1:02:03 0:53:25 talking about R's farts again / L crying
1:02:35 0:53:57 R yaknow….doing a line of cocaine?
1:05:20 0:56:42 both screaming
1:05:35 0:56:57 R panic whooping
1:06:20 0:57:42 dark JFK jokes / R losing his shit
1:07:40 0:59:02 L gasping for air after laughing
1:13:13 1:04:35 both laughing
1:15:40 1:07:02ish bussygate
1:17:50 1:09:12 why is our groupchat called men / you just noticed?
1:21:50 1:13:12 L uwu captain we're going under! / DM owo no captain
1:25:10 1:16:32 R quoting I am very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under
1:28:15 1:19:37 L it's time to undock
1:30:25 1:21:47 R I'm gonna give you something that's gonna feel really good /moans
1:32:45 1:24:07 oh my God they were crewmates
1:34:00 1:25:22 R right next to my balls
1:35:30 1:26:52ish L hey hey let go of me
1:36:30 1:27:52 L captain's orders
1:38:00 1:29:22 R def said fleshlight not flashlight
1:46:41 1:38:03 both stretchmoaning
1:57:26 1:48:48 Palpatine bit that turns into thirsty flower bit
1:58:00 1:49:22 L randon im gonna die you have to pee in my mouth
1:58:23 1:49:45 R OH FUUUCK!
2:10:28 2:01:50 all, repeated: we're docking
2:18:35 2:09:57 R Landon's bottom is being breached
2:38:00 2:29:22 giving headpats / for free? / ruining the economy / give them back
2:41:30 2:32:52 permission to be sexy / put on cat ears & maid costume
2:46:50 2:38:12 L we're about to dock
2:47:00 2:38:22 DM put it in your mouth / R ohh understood, putting in mouth
2:49:05 2:40:27 R tempted by the clussy
2:52:14 2:43:36 buy straight up meth / R try just a tiny bit of meth
2:54:20 2:45:42 R sussy noise

2023-09-08　🧑🏻‍🏫 I have no idea what I'm doing but my music arc starts NOW! Just chatting and pressing my keys randomly

http://youtu.be/1d9vkk9rYEI

1:15:15 rat in my brain? I mean there is but instead of cooking he's just obsessed with jerking off. I mean, he's good at it but
1:19:30 teach me
1:28:40 stop with the spoons!!
1:37:10 pocket change
2:15:00 (idr)
2:37:25 [re: onlyfans] you have to wait until I'm completely desperate then you'll get it / wait no don't leave!
2:48:50 drink some wawa? ok. you happy you SICK FUCK?
3:02:55 yes connor come

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2023-09-09　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Genshin and then Fortnite with @Doctor_Hakase

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1920967170
http://youtu.be/V1MYPjkfL2w

0:05:50 my minions…serve ur master / voiceacting
0:14:07 low ohh I can roll alright
0:14:30 low
0:14:37 low this is ur fucking fault chat
0:20:00 both voiceacting
0:40:09 VA they have become machine
0:40:30 where we cloppin' boys?
0:49:30 sighmoan
0:51:32 oh my god~
1:15:06 giggling
1:17:15 L if you were to become a vtuber what kind of vtuber would you be / D black cat named after a pasta /if not that then what / idk if I can stream as a character for that long / don't think I cold play a character 24/7 / feel like everyone says that
1:20:30 think it's time for a centaur vtuber / what if after 2 years they show the rest of the body and people are like wtf / it was like this the whole time, just never came up
1:21:10 shame metrics for vtuber is v specific & narrow selection of things, in ur head, can boil down, 3 v general things everyone p think of
1:23:10 you as a girl / what wold I be if I was a girl / thicc / big booba / thicc upper body so
1:27:00 I like to get FUCKED
1:52:13* L would you rather be sugar daddy/baby, full extremes of either situation / sugar daddy would be rich / L I'd be the sugar baby / D yeah I think so too / when it's over it's over but while it lasts, time of my life / L baby better bc ur prob really hot / D would you be ok with ugly bastard? / …..L yeah? / L have to get fucked by him? / imo would be v impossible to fuck someone unattractive but very easy to get fucked by someone unattractive to me
1:55:10* L just need to lay there / even better if I can be on hands & knees, don't even have to look in their direction
1:58:00 that's my carol skin (the extra arms skin)
2:05:30 want to do srs music vid w/o relying on comedy as a crutch
2:06:20 don't have the separation filthy frank has with joji / prof lando's p much me
2:05:42 doc & I have been messing around with music forever
2:07:40 I feel like all content creators deal with that / want to run away from [?] / 'when's the next X'
2:08:23 I get that in chat but I just like ignore it now
2:24:40 [randon] can draw pretty well
2:26:00 yawn / 'randon in the classroom' sorry what would NEVER happen sorry to break ur dreams
2:34:20 connor once you know him he's very grounded / he has a specific look but he's actually v grounded, straightforward /looks can be deceiving / wouldn't expect someone with that look to have that personality / D normal dude but goth / L maybe that is chuuni / oh I can't eat peanut butter my stomach hurt / D really? / L idk making it up but like oh I can't have olives
2:39:xx I'm a feels person / honkai doesn't give me feels / very sterile, don’t get feels
2:42:00 D has anyone thought of being a breadtuber / there is one / nooo it's too late
2:44:10 are vtubers that inaccessible to mainstream? no vtubers in twitchcon advertising, using nobody fleshtubers over popular vtubers, must be a conscious decision / ironmouse going hard / shame
2:46:17 can't possibly / animal crossing island got dumped with viewer gifts
2:47:40 twitchcon seems like more of a networking convention for content creators than other cons
2:48:50 it is douchebag central bc it's the culmination of streamers
2:55:00 crooked ribs
2:59:30 voiceacting
3:02:00 same
3:05:40 would be good at char I hate / sonic would be annoying on a real person / wise guy / think i'd be good at it /VA / D feel same way with tails / L giggles
3:16:00 asking chat if different with cam off / less of a char
3:17:30 ancient video
3:18:14 Aussie accent

2023-09-10　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 I'm drawing fan art of Lando as the yaranaika guy

http://youtu.be/v9_VmUthNnQ
(VOD trimmed by about 6:28. orig times first, then new ones)

0:30:05 0:23:37 he's a meaty boy / he's a breathtakingly meaty boy, the professor.
0:32:26 0:25:58 whispering ok fine
0:41:02 0:34:34 pained yell
0:44:16 0:37:48-50* hysterical laughter
0:45:14 0:38:46 yaranaika
0:45:47 0:39:19-57* hysterical laughter again
0:49:07 0:42:39-45* same
0:51:15 0:44:47-32* same
0:51:57 0:45:29 drawing his own ship art
0:53:48 0:47:20 this is incredibly cursed. I should be thrown into an institution
0:56:26 0:49:58 panicked whoop
0:56:52 0:50:24 words cannot describe how much I hate this. that's like the worst thing I've ever seen / this is beautiful and previous and I love it and I'd die to protect it / this is breathtakingly cursed and I think the world would be vastly improved if it goes away
0:57:17 0:50:49 I'm a fool and I do literally anything youg uys tell me to do
1:07:59 1:01:31 what kind of liquid? I'll never tell
1:08:24 1:01:56 what liquid? sshh / up to your own interpretation of what liquid you wanna be baptized in
1:17:28 1:11:00 laughing
1:46:02 1:39:34* god he's so fucking thick / SO THICK! / hell yeah
1:44:35 1:38:07 my spoon is too big
1:45:23 1:38:55 oh~ my back. i'm shrimping!
1:46:02 1:39:34 my anus is bleeding
1:54:34 1:48:06* sharp inhale/exhale
1:55:35 1:49:07* i hope you get better / i know you'll get better
1:59:06 1:52:38* i need to--fuck...!
1:55:41 1:49:13 deep breath / ah shit
2:06:26 1:59:58-04* giggling
2:06:58 2:00:30 enter lando
2:09:57 2:03:29 L laughing
2:10:48 2:04:20 L dude i love it
2:13:03 2:06:35 L i'm sorry i'm a disgusting twitch user
2:14:24 2:07:56 R man the balls are hanging out / the balls are out / L laughing / R it's not good

2023-09-10　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Teaching art to @randonchannel

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1922258928
http://youtu.be/l-Qr_2usXsE

(to-do)

(+ Lando Discord call late that night)

2023-09-11　🚲 Morning free chat, I want to buy something cursed on amazon

http://youtu.be/bb1YKtUoZnM
0:10:15 leg injury, going to pt since 1wk before return, happened 3wks ago / bike injury from a fall 10 yrs ago / flares up sometimes / sitting/standing
0:26:53-1:17:40 (went afk)
1:35:23 put me in a corner bc I'm too weird but they couldn't fire me because they needed me for those 3 months of the year (60 hr work weeks, rest of year do nothing)
1:39:32 chair seasoning
1:48:14 never bothered pretending to look busy
1:59:44 googoogaga

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2023-09-12　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Survival of the fittest... and professor lando with @randonchannel

http://youtu.be/KR5y7ltx6D0

0:03:58 unzip / that's what really happened at dyalotov pass / we were there
0:13:57 how can we get randon to anime impulse without people perceiving him
0:15:55 bit: have L be a total diva where he doesn't touch the ground
0:16:52 masticate for you
0:18:15 pretend to pretend [some guy hired off craigslist] isn't you
0:19:08 R 'would think he's ur sugar daddy' / get help
0:19:58 tumblr sexyman / people wanna fuck / hop on hopper
0:23:55 L VOD channel - other guy is doing a better job uploading my VODs so just subscribe to him
0:28:16 R yeah 3 legs 2 vagánias imagine but
0:34:21 L's mom dressed him up as a grape for halloween (balloons stuck all over him), caused him anxiety, possibly source of his phobia
0:37:18 L likes to dress up as astolfo as an adult / R I'm just gonna say it was there interest of that sort?
0:38:20 blake asks the guy at target if they have anything with astolfo in it / employee just starts laughing
0:41:14 L [sorta gently] cmon just get off the….
0:46:50 L [whispering] just pull the fucking trigger
0:50:30 L wanna run? [aggro]
0:52:30 L get called a slur by a ugandan knuckles model
0:53:36 R daddy's on his way back, don't worry
0:55:26 R best way to be a streamer is "play game but x"
0:56:50 L anal vibrator
0:57:15 L holyyyyy
0:59:55 R I'm gonna feed him so much meat it's gonna be sick
1:00:00 R I'm not a feeder
1:05:39 katamari director admitted he was on some hardcore drugs / L I'd love to do that / R what, be on drugs?
1:07:45 randon's family carpet story
1:08:50 kid fell asleep in carpet and pissed in it / L didn't wanna hear that
1:09:30 L carpet pisser to methhead pipeline
1:13:xx which totally spy was the hottest
1:15:15 idr
1:17:50 MBTI / R is INTJ when concentrating / INTP otherwise
1h24 firemaking zatsu
1:26:30 blake dressed as a bear "mauls" lando
1:28:45 R make bug-out bag as a gift / for someone you don't want to die
1:42:20 L that guy just dropped a log on me and not the good kind
1:44:30 L plz let me experience / R where do you wanna get shot / L in between the eyes / plz
1:47:44 R I'm gonna stfu and never mention homestuck ever again
1:49:10 L for some reason minecraft has the exact same audience as kpop fans / R met kpop fans irl and they're normal so where are the crazies coming from
1:51:00 R crazy fans in every fandom / R do we judge--yeah we do judge weebs / lol
1:53:50 you know this is ranked you know / we're not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with us / guy drops
1:55:20 L I heard they're vehement racists / R landon and & I have already taken care of twitter people / elon / successfully neutralized
2:00:10 scooby doo impressions
2:05:20 mobile ass slapping rhythm game / pants coming down!
2:12:47 you're misinterpreting him you put the penis in the burger
2:19:00 L I busted my load before I went down tho
2:22:28 R why do you keep blowing your load?
2:29:45 fucked up / know what I mean / we're fucked up non murderers ull ever meet
2:32:39 randon would keep bringing up kidnapping jerma on every VC back in the day
2:33:36* you guys need to rein it in on the art tag / my oc sucking on your crayon / bold but I respect it / in fact do more
2:35:41* magnet art
2:40:50 we can hang out tomorrow evening why not / L uhhhhh let's do a solo day / play the isle the next day after (thurs)
2:41:00 the beatbox story
2:43:36 bit: [anything related to beats/boxes] beatbox? sure!!

2023-09-13　🧑🏻‍🏫 The return of produssy lando... music arc continues

http://youtu.be/dcH3euekRtI
[didn't watch all, skimmed VOD]

1:46:24 yeah maybe it's because of the rise of the moon but man my bros they make me wanna spoon huh
1:47:00 let's do something more serious than me jacking off my homies
1:47:54 'sick beats to beat off to' ur sick
1:48:13 producer tags: "stroke it to the beat!"
1:49:49 wait I'm talking about my--no I don't want to talk about my homies slapping my ass you guys are sick
3:43:11 anyone not want me to become a vtuber?
4:42:55 my life is so fucking miserable / I'm so desperate to relive any part of my life that where I used to be happy that I'm playing this old maple story chasing that old familiar feeling that I once have experienced and haven't experienced in years
4:48:34 huh is that like a bunny tail plug I don't I don't get it
5:56:35 saw Shaq at the gym / went to the gym and Shaq was just there for some reason

(Discord call afterward)

2023-09-14　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 LIZARD BRAINS UNITE with @randonchannel

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1925759340
http://youtu.be/2gsJK4Vodtw

0:00:23 R I'm looking for love, baby!
0:09:03 L open ur mouth-- open my mouth oh--oh~?
0:09:57 R this is my scalie awakening?
0:23:06 L omf
0:23:48 R i'm getting hungry plz / lando just a nibble i beg u
0:24:16 R lando plz just a nibble I'm so hungry / L you stay away from me / R plz / I know when to stop / let's form an alliance
0:28:11 idr
0:36:45 died / laughing
0:45:41 mmm
0:46:47 lando command
0:50:51 R i took a shit next to a tree and it felt amazing i felt very empowered
0:59:26 L activate sniff / LR sniffing noises
1:02:02 L beautiful
1:04:50 L trying to mount R's dino
1:12:00 R cursed real estate stream ideas
1:12:52 L you'll always prefer to be homeless in any situation
1:13:52 R moaning / gets really sussy
1:15:10 L I have to show submissiveness
1:19:30 R giggling
1:24:30 R OH GOD I’m DEAD!! / … L soft giggling
1:28:20 R you know how much my regulars would pay to eat me and sit over my dead body
1:32:14 R sniffa? / L gonna hide in a bush and use the bathroom
1:37:05 rule 34 / there when it was written / literally there when it was written
1:42:49 ohhh I'm so vulnerable~ / would be a shame if someone ate me~
1:44:59 L oh helll yeahhh
1:49:24 L I shall adopt you
1:53:20 hungry / as dino or randon?
1:58:18 L racist bit / R cracking up

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2023-09-21　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Nexon wouldn't break my heart again, right? | Gaming with Randonlater

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1931805198
http://youtu.be/azuP2FKycV0

Clips on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-09-21-nexon-wouldnt-break-my-heart-again-right-gaming-with-randonlater

0:06:37* nngoh~!
0:09:26* hohhh~
0:09:36* sniffa~
0:11:57 fry
0:15:47 L friends gonna be pissed bc trying to get me to play destiny and here I am playing a destiny clone
0:36:34-36* (clipped) R why don't you try sucking my dick?
0:38:46-53* (clipped) they're trying to run a train on me! they want my thick body!
0:46:30 is it just me or is there a butthole on her model
0:46:45 motorboating noise
0:49:10 L we just leeched off them
0:52:00 my arm is a cannon and I'm shooting rounds with it hoohohohohohohon
0:53:30 R helped L build like 5 computers, too lazy, sitting downstairs
0:55:00 R broooooooooooooo
0:56:00 can be worse than destiny but has booba, honestly enough for me
0:59:00 R do you go outside / L used to go out regardless of weather / will feel the air and think ah this is nice maybe I should go for a walk / but no
1:01:16 monetization? / put in the request
1:04:25 succ / golfball thru a garden hose / we should go golfing / hell yeah / blake cracked at golf? / sports in general but esp golf
1:05:35 TF2?
1:07:24 play apex late as a break from work but not a good game for that
1:09:50 discussing if pokemon were real
1:20:48 L gonna deposit the load
1:22:00 L can you make private lobbies in tf2?
1:24:21 tf2 people eating well
1:24:36 so some guy with a chinese name doesn't call me a slur
1:25:45 woooah [fried]
1:26:45 hats were brilliant and psychopathic
1:33:10 moaning over food
1:35:24 same
1:38:41* L moaning omf / R ohhhh shiit
1:39:31* leviosahhhhhhhh / stop it ron stooop
1:45:40 ranting about apex being ugly
2:15:00 women are fickle with their husbandos
2:16:30 where's the loyalty? gals!
2:17:30 do you buy the merch? / no bc I'm a dude / women at least put their money where their mouth is / like astolfo but he's not waifu material
2:19:50 R you have a waifu I don't think I have one…that I've stuck to forr years
2:22:15 nu:carnival even for girls? or just dudes / played and is like mmmmm nah / licking the toes / dudes
2:24:52 scumbags ofc / R listen I can fix him hahaha
2:27:00 L long groan
2:29:20 L I'm coming / don't say that word / I'm? / cum
2:33:55 randon left
2:36:15 won't see that on twitch, will be on yt (whatever thing he's cooking up I think
2:40:30 do you know who aethel is / you sound like him / idk him, don't know who he sounds like / me apparently
2:47:57* (clipped) oh! yes! / grunting / oh that's right! I'm in you! I'm fucking in you!
2:57:30 he's thirsting after the character
2:28:00 sterile lando / stfu
3:01:12-16* (clipped) fem yelps
3:11:51-5* stop it stop it [thru gritted teeth, bunch of game gunfire]
3:12:50-51* fem yelp/whine
3:13:10* ugh I'm--!!
3:17:00 can't show new song, bunch of new people, embarrassed
3:22:17 yeah you like that?
3:29:xx ocean song
3:48:20-25* oh god / no get off me / OH MY FU--[muffled]
3:52:23* oh my god [panty]
3:56:36 no stream tomorrow, next andon stream either tf2 or If not then the next one

2023-09-25　🚲 Short and totally apolitical Disco Elysium session

All timestamps & clips from this stream on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-09-25-short-and-totally-apolitical-disco-elysium-session

2023-09-26　🧑🏻‍🏫 Just a qwuick wittle stweam with some wittle gacha rolls maybe :3

http://youtu.be/ehEW50pq89c

0:21:52 leaning into the mic
0:22:26 twitch rivals
0:24:04 (the tiddy)
0:25:47 low yeah into mic
0:28:19 one project became way bigger so pushed it back / (more but I couldn't keep up)
0:30:21 next vid is genshin related / funny idea for it
0:21:04 genshin impact twitch rivals
0:31:30 twitch rivals tomorrow 3 PM PT / 6 PM ET
0:34:00 whisper ok
0:46:20 where do I put it in?
0:47:31 this is the last fing straw I'm gonna become a vtuber
3PM PT / 6PM ET tomorrow if he can stream a phone game otherwise no

2023-09-27　🧑🏻‍🏫 TWITCH RIVALS! Genshin Impact Speedrun Showdown | Carried POV

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1936797354
rip vod

0:22:15 I'm low energy and I'm pissed off
0:28:59 stretching
3:01:20 oh fuuuuck!
3:04:11 ohhh my fuck~
3:10:28 ohmygod ohhh my loord
3:23:17 oh myf…..

2023-10-02　🧑🏻‍🏫 Let's bake a cake ft. Venti #ad

(unarchived)

0:52:20 ooh~ (talked over)
0:54:20 venti wardrobe issues & sus
0:55:22 love confession / let's go
1:07:20 grunting while smashing fondant
1:08:26 same / it's real hard
1:08:44 same
1:08:30 same
1:09:40 same
1:10:50 same but doc
1:12:42
1:29:30 doc chat did you like that
1:31:41 aa! / cut that cake / "Careful, careful, you're going deep, you're going—you're going a little deep, you're going a little deep. Oh, take it out, take it out!! You're—you're going real deep, man!"
1:32:32 AA / AA
1:52:33 grunting while mixing butter
1:53:30 same
1:58:44 same
1:59:14 same
1:59:58 same
2:00:21 same
2:15:20 feeding blake
2:16:16 eating like an animal / I'm disgusting

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2023-10-05　🚲 Discord kitten training arc

http://youtu.be/jhreogKxUdY
(VOD trimmed by 8:04. orig timestamps listed first, then new)
All timestamps in this stream checked for accuracy

All clips and most timestamps on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-10-05-discord-kitten-training-arc

0:06:47　[cut]　excuses [flustered noises] confirm nor deny
0:07:46　[cut]　submersible and breachable ungh
0:09:33 0:01:29 meow x2
0:09:42 0:01:38 meow
0:09:55 0:01:51 meow
0:10:13 0:02:09 sad toggle/ voice sounds diff idk what emotion
0:10:38 0:02:34 thank membership (voice)
0:11:05 0:03:01 low flirty meow
0:11:18 0:03:14 same
0:11:33 0:03:29 purr~
0:11:47 0:03:43 meow~
0:11:50 0:03:46 hiss
0:11:58 0:03:54 meow~
0:12:01 0:03:57 purr~
0:12:06 0:04:02 meooooww x3
0:12:35 0:04:31 meow [high]
0:12:39 0:04:35 meow / hiss
0:12:44 0:04:40 purr! purr! [pleading]
0:13:01 0:04:57 hiss! panic/crying noises
0:13:25 0:05:21 panic yelling / OH GOD
0:14:40 0:06:36 MROW
0:14:43 0:06:39 meow [high]
0:14:46 0:06:42 meow [high]
0:14:49 0:06:45 meow [high]
0:14:59 0:06:55 purr~
0:15:24 0:07:20 meow [high]
0:15:36 0:07:32 purr~
0:15:48 0:07:44 purr~
0:15:51 0:07:47 purr~
0:15:55 0:07:51 same
0:16:06 0:08:02 purr~ x2
0:16:59 0:08:55 meow, you motherfucker, meow!
0:17:02 0:08:58 god has abandoned us
0:17:11 0:09:07 [high] panic meowing / [low] it's over meow meow
0:17:18 0:09:14 meow meow you mf meow!!
0:17:22 0:09:18 meowing/whining
0:17:37 0:09:33 increasingly desperate meowing
0:18:05 0:10:01 meow~ / meow~ [laughing]
0:18:16 0:10:12 meow! lfg / meow WHAT?! THAT'S BULLSHIT x2 THIS IS BULLSHIT meow meow it's bullshit it's bullshit
0:18:37 0:10:33 meow~ x2
0:18:43 0:10:39 'meow sexier?' I will not
0:18:55 0:10:51 high meows
0:19:06 0:11:02 low meow
0:19:21 0:11:17 meow~
0:19:41 0:11:37 meow~ / purr~ [camp]
0:20:10 0:12:06 ow-w-w-w-w-w! [whining]
0:20:19 0:12:15 aghahahhha [despair]
0:22:27 0:14:23 purr~
0:22:53 0:14:49 purr~ [camp]
0:23:03 0:14:59 purr~
0:23:57 0:15:53 meow~
0:24:00 0:15:56 hiss~
0:24:32 0:16:28 ur saying piss u know that rite? / psh I have no idea what ur talking about
0:24:41 0:16:37 meow~ x2
0:25:16 0:17:12 panic meowing
0:25:21 0:17:17 desperate meowing / meowlaughcrying / crymeow
0:26:18 0:18:14 sultry meows
0:26:53 0:18:49 deeper? meow~
0:27:14 0:19:10 'have you considered what in life led you down this path?' / way too much blow
0:27:23 0:19:19 meow~
0:28:07 0:20:03 purr~
0:28:55 0:20:51 high meow
0:28:57 0:20:53 low meow~
0:30:36 0:22:32 youtube don't you dare fucking tell anybody about this ok / don't u dare fucking tell anybody about my dark secret

2023-10-09　🚲 Looks at remains, y'all gonna finish that?

All timestamps & clips from this stream on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-10-09-looks-at-remains-yall-gonna-finish-that

2023-10-12　🧑🏻‍🏫 Let's catch up hehe

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1949549601
http://youtu.be/8r8ngxYq54I

0:26:42 grunt
0:28:53 glasses rx
0:36:40 low yeaah
0:40:45 w/o glasses
0:46:30 not as much behind the scenes for songs, keep more of a surprise
0:47:52 selfcare is gay jk
0:48:20 malding arc
0:51:32 prof linda just me on tues nights
0:52:03 manray costume / is this ur wallet
0:53:20 was gonna be zoro & mihawk with connor
0:54:09 halloween stream ideas
0:56:00 twins' bday
1:00:06 primal gym guy
1:00:57 monkey noises/grabby hands
1:01:33 hide the pits
1:03:01 'slutty era' wtf
1:05:17 motion sickness
1:14:31 prob not streaming for another week bc guests
1:16:26 sleep schedule arc
1:20:30 concealer then cologne
1:22:46 next stream maybe tomorrow
1:27:49 plushes: "sonic fuck me"
1:32:07 shitty dogs
1:40:18 smol voice
1:41:21 * [asmr not really] put me down / why must you do this to me my master
1:42:01 lando in thighhighs
1:42:28 small voice
1:44:31 too many pics of me in my underwear (not sexy)
1:45:33 do you guys look at your own butt / you think you know what your butt looks like
1:46:30 texture map of the ass
2:04:43 wordle (tries gibberish words, denies actual word is real word for like 10min, it's the solution...)
2:06:15 stream tomorrow before twitchcon escapade
2:07:29 (tempus x ohmonah) gay shirts get it off my screen
2:08:39 gonna sneeze
2:13:34 audiobooks
2:14:13 reading
2:18:14 yawn into arm / ugh

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2:20:24 YT gonna stay the same, streams gonna be what you're used to here
2:21:09 vtuber or facecam? / content not gonna change
2:21:54 streams prob way less frequent, before break, streaming as much as possible, won't be that much / beating me down / bc i'm not not feeling planted / like streaming way more than yt vids, more fun, not as creatively rewarding
2:23:42 turned down a sponsor, scrapped a video, feeling hazy, foggy, forgetting a lot of stuff
2:26:09 (to blake & doc): i don't want you to be 45 yrs old and be in a spot where you're fucked / feel partially responsible for them
2:27:31 i don't want to ruin their lives / we're getting old
2:28:21 i wanna turn doc into a vtuber lol
2:29:09 lot of mental anguish comes from enmeshment with other people
2:30:37 failures & successes my own but bad mentally when tying doc & blake in
2:31:22 all closest friends end up like this / doc, blake, randon, connor, reese streaming too / now if i have a bad day of streaming
2:32:33 frat boys stream was the day after subtember, subs exhausted, lots of overlap with kuro's debut / "bad stream" for the amount of effort put in
2:33:22 used to vent but now negativity cascades since all of them get negative / i do that with everyone / trying not to do that / try to be more solo / not gonna not do stuff with the boys but / lethalsoul was a group / always attracted to the thought of a group / after that ended, started prof lando, once opportunity to bring friends in, took it / more sociable person, less lonely / pros and cons
2:35:03 stardew with randon / whenever i hop into a call, always talking about the next stream / trying to go out of my way to not talk about work with him (talking about connor now iirc) / eating dinner, have to stop talking about work
2:36:32 move here but not for a work thing / if i quit & became a grocer, you'd be ok rite
2:36:54 bad atmosphere, easy to spiral / bad day at work you can leave at work
2:38:10 trying for better work-life balance
2:38:53 be like hey guys i have this thing, would love to have you involved if you can find a place, sounds good on paper, hard bc now their success is mine (& vice versa) but my failures are now their failures (&vv), toxic
2:40:20 nothing cataclysmic happened, blake coming over tomorrow / just noticing a problem need to work on / blake took a break too / we haven't been doing ligma long enough to be getting burned out already
2:41:39 tend to jump all in on new friendships, think it's not normal how i operate, think it's a problem, trying to be more independent/separate
2:42:20 not advice but learned from connor & randon (initially pissed me off) but he has a much better adjusted view on personal relationships / me i meet someone, marginally like them, invite them over, stay over, hang out
2:42:54 initially pissed me off like why doesn't he want to just deeply entwine his life with mine (in less than a year), realized i'm too passionate
2:43:24 shouldn't go too specific into details / recognize a problem / he's said you shouldn't be taking care of so many people / you shouldn't feel like you need to take care of other people so much / i was like yeah maybe right / not that i actually do but like if blake has a bad stream i feel like i had a bad stream / i go too far / if a friend has a problem / think you should help friend but maybe some validity in being like bro that sucks and not making it your problem / need better balance / sounds fucked up but maybe need to be more selfish
2:45:54 breath of fresh air, lot of friends--randon not close to me physically, connor moved here / guess i'm the mom of the group, weird to have a friend that isn't dependent on me / fucked up to say but nice to have someone not dependent on me
2:47:06 don't want to sound like the avengers are breaking up but want to give you guys some kind of framework / when lethalsoul ended / never did a good job letting fans know the truth of what's happening / because i make the decision leaving it unsaid / sometimes it might be good to know the behind the scenes stuff like this
2:48:11 'still don't know what happened to lethalsoul' / need a whole other stream for that / lethalsoul ended bc it was a group thing / lot of viewers might not know i was the driving force / fell apart bc toxic situation / my channel / getting frustrated bc big group and others in the group didn't take it as seriously as me / wouldn't even show up to filming / groups have pros and cons
2:49:38 not worth it for me anymore but with the branding i wasn't a large enough presence to carry it after the group disbanded
2:50:05 i wasn't a lot of people's fave member / their fave mighta been causing me a lot of frustration / wouldn't fault the members / small channel, didn't make a lot of money / $300-500/month, 1000 max once or twice ever
2:50:54 in a sort of monkey's paw way, sad way, found the most success after i went indie / always tried making content in groups / told them it's over / started prof lando completely by myself / ironic that was the thing to take off in the absence of a group
2:52:30 you guys supported us a lot / didn't want to mention bc it sounds like the group is over, not true, but half truth / trying to make sure we don't fuck ourselves over, get in our own way / blake and doc, blake is lovable normie, doc v easygoing / don't underestimate them, they're v sharp, they know what's going on / they're not just durr ok / don't want to ruin the magic / normie character / they're not idiots
2:54:04 sat down, doc my R hand man, bounce ideas / doc says streaming is a tough career, it's been fun, but ultimately all we're doing is just spreading the pot
2:54:59 with prof lando & ligma U, me and blake are making it harder for you to make this a solid thing / sounds dramatic but / need to focus, prof lando hasn't made it by any means / you (lando) need not to spread yourself too thin when the base isn't secure / might be on me for trying to do that too soon / ligma still going, still going to appear in vids & streams, blake still gonna do frat boy / v important to have a good mental game moving forward / all stream in the same house, internet shit / example: when i stream, you can't stream, what's the point of that? that's why the last frat boy was on my channel
2:57:11 blake: why don't we just do it on your stream, nice meeting people and having our own viewers, but everything we're doing feels like a less successful version of what you're doing as prof lando / value their minds
2:58:12 what's the point? just for fun, stepping on our own toes, for what?
2:58:34 if i didn't talk about this, dunno if you'd notice bc we're still gonna be streaming, just trying not to get lost in the sauce, keep feet on ground
2:59:05 took some time to reflect on that recently. originally just to do vids / don't have epiphany moment or all the answers but at least feels better now / don't even know what the question is let alone the answer but
3:00:16 they were much happier when they were associative with me, esp. blake, when they were on an associative level, i thrust him into streaming,
3:00:52 i've been same level of unhappy since mom made me do kumon / streaming a burden to blake / dunno if they laid it as barely as i just did but that's what's going on
3:01:33 nothing changing but that's the background / this convo came bc someone asked about vtubing / long pause
3:01:56 i've left you guys in the dark with a lot of decisions i've made and it's tough bc i dont' think i can just expect you guys to give me the benefit of the doubt but i can't tell you guys everything you know / sometimes it bites me in the ass / sometimes that's how it is / take ur lumps / i think why i talked about this / maybe i should talk realistically, might be in my favor, not expecting people to give benefit of the doubt if i don't explain / still a lot of stuff not able to talk about / and more in the future i can't talk about
3:03:35 here, excited & motivated to stream & make content / not sure / lethalsoul was everything, everyone knew me for that / when that ended, all my content creator friends / not that i deserved anything but they dropped me completely, viewers thought it was over / i came back / don't think even i thought there would be a thing after that / thankful, happy / lethalsoul, good memories but kind of sucked, not still bitter about it, glad it's done with / for right now, direction we're going right now with doc & blake getting jobs, my shift in mentality / steadfast with what we're doing with prof lando on YT & streams here / still unsure to me
3:05:42 spent a lot of time qualifying things like oh but i've got their back, i'm such a good guy / going forward i should take a stand and have some confidence in myself, stand up for myself, say i don't owe anyone anything as well, no reason i should...like, if i go out of my way to associate with someone, shouldn't make me beholden to them, no obligation with them, not on me
3:07:07 example: friends with someone, talk about them all the time, if you stop talking about them, sounds like a bad thing, not a bad thing, not dependent on you / in a place where if-- / nvm sounds negative way to put it
3:07:48 new example, what i've been talking about: [interrupted by raid]
3:08:14 good friends with doc & blake, but in this case where they have to get jobs, maybe i'm projecting, but i feel guilty bc i can't take care of them / but i put that on me in the first place, you know? / trying to do a better job of maintaining my independence / not just outwardly but for me mentally / not good feeling so responsible for people / seems like nbd but adds up and burns me out thinking like that / consider it my own failure / shouldn't be making that connection mentally / idk why so hard for me
3:10:08 term "cutting people off" sounds way too dramatic, but hard to "cut them off" / nvm sounds way too dramatic wording
3:10:35 grown adults, no reason they can't take care of themselves
3:10:57 v hard for me to say, feel anxious, lot of baggage
3:11:17 not their dad but i feel like that in a way / wait that's something a dad would say
3:11:51 not to get real traumadumpy / relationship with little bro / baggage / good relationship but wish i treated him better /wish i didn't beat his ass so much as a kid / trying to be big bro to everyone
3:12:42 why sticky hands always touching me
3:13:30 sleep schedule hasn't let us collab as much but collabs with randon / good balance, close friend, but don't feel like i'm taking care of him to any degree / can go on a break and detach and he's operating independently / that's normal friendship, just want that normalcy with the rest of my life
3:14:28 randon might not be a good example with his doomsday bunker in the appalachian mountains
3:15:03 sounds really harsh, doesn't adequately reflect day to day, blake & doc still friends, making content
3:15:45 don't blindside my friends, i let them know / as best as i can, if there's a big event, if i can help it, let the people around me know it's going on / seems somber but nothing bad is necessarily happening, reason why i encouraged them to get jobs bc didn't want to blindside people / don't want to come to them in a year like ur fucked / not super desperate but giving them heads up / always give friends heads up with big events in life
3:17:29 hoping people would give me the benefit of the doubt bit me in the ass / that's why it would have been better if i just--nah i can't say that...
3:17:56 sorry to get super depressing / blames chat again
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3:20:32 this is gonna sound fucked up / was really big into cosplay groups / lot of times i wished i was shorter / kind of a big guy / lot of times everyone else is normal sized / seems weird / i seem out of place
3:22:44 gonna sound fucked up again / think ideal height is 6'2" / perf tall but not too tall / brother's height / i'm 6'
3:26:37 genshin prizes for samsung phone
3:26:48 tired but have to stay up so i don't wake up at 2am
3:27:14 haven't played genshin since then / falling off bridge spiked anxiety / need to put down genshin for a bit
3:27:48 forgot to record audio for cake stream / fan archive saved our ass
3:28:49 snape impression / naughty students / what else are you recording?
3:30:19 bringing back toys r us
3:30:51 bionicles / singing move along
3:36:46 miss being a kid lean into mic
3:41:50 main goals have been music for the past………..year
3:43:33 goal: make a beloved IP and have a corpo steal it away
3:45:05 so sonic's just got his cock out? he's just naked then
3:45:52 what about sonic lends itself to fetish porn
3:46:45 haven't talked to randon a while bc sleep schedules not aligned / stardew / new update
3:47:13 asked to give crocheted orb fan gift to randon

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2023-10-13　🧑🏻‍🏫 MELONGOD 🍉 MELONGOD 🍉 MELONGOD 🍉

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1950260922
Unofficial VOD archive: http://youtu.be/zyL83Rpzydc
All timestamps from this stream checked for accuracy except ones that say "ish" (couldn't find again)

Clips at main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-10-13-melongod-melongod-melongod

0:12:16 panic whining NONONO / low ohh
0:14:05 nononono fuck fuck
0:14:16 grunt get down there / get down there x2
0:16:35 touch! just touch a little bit [pleading]
0:17:08 grunt
0:17:24 ohohoh grunt just a little bit more fuck
0:20:34 right there / no fuck! [pleading]
0:20:59 get in there / grunt
0:22:02 grunt
0:23:25 sussy gasp
0:24:16 sharp inhale
0:25:49 that one little cherry fuck is fucking it up
0:26:12 uugh
0:26:38 nono yeyes push it push it fuck
0:29:18 push [aggro] get in there!!
0:29:28 yes [firm] get over there
0:30:32 ohohohoh [breathy]
0:30:57 ahh fuck~
0:31:32 cmon cmon little cherry
0:32:32 please ahh~ yes! Yes! Oh! Oh!
0:34:14 who's fucking it up now? hehehe
0:37:07 monke noises
0:38:25 nonono you get in there oh fuck wait
0:42:14 ohh [vibrating]
0:43:50ish i forget but noises
0:44:28 i fucked....i fucked up
0:45:04 low oh yeah-h-h oh yeah look at this
0:45:42 get down there yes yes ungh
0:46:58 grunt
0:50:58 whispering shit
0:57:55 i needa push, push
0:58:22 just touch / grunt / just touch a little bit
0:59:35ish whispering something i missed it
1:14:21 stupid fucking cherries get the cherry bullshit outta my face
1:28:17 you're actually fuckin' me, right? / ohhh baby
1:29:31 aggro don't fall in there i'll fucking kill you
1:31:49 oh
1:40:55 i'm desperate x4
1:42:12 whispering fuuuck
1:46:04 that strawberry's gonna fuck me
1:31:59 push! / oh gasp
1:41:24 inhale ah~ no....
1:48:05 oh...~
1:47:30 aggro TOUCH x5
1:52:51 get in there grunt
1:58:49 aggro -> pleading get in there x3
2:03:04 screeching NOoOooO
2:03:48 aggro get in there grunt that's right
2:05:16 same
2:06:27 same
2:06:38 no stop grunt grunt yes
2:07:20 you're gonna do me like this? huh?
2:11:27 grunt / uhhuh?
2:19:20 grunt
2:25:32ish quiet grunt
2:30:08 growling oh fuck
2:31:19 aggro get in there u cherry fuck
2:31:48 groaning ohh fuck / whining / whispering oh shit o fucking shit
2:34:04 flirty oho not bad ok
2:34:32 aggro get in there
2:34:53 aggro whispering stupid cherry
2:35:39 mmm mhhm tastes so good
2:37:57 oh...ugh...right there
2:42:46 what is that grape doing? just fall for me
2:43:03 ohhh baby
2:44:43 aggro GET outta-- yea that's right that's what I thought
2:47:06ish ahagh~
2:47:30 see heheh what'd i say?
2:51:51 TOUCH
2:53:01 ngh
2:55:13 sigh whispering breathe
2:56:03 that little fucking cherry's gonna fuck me
2:59:09 no fffuck yes...
3:04:32 slap whisper gdi
3:09:48 aggro cmon no way cmon etc.
3:12:51 oh..oh....ohhh
3:16:16 grunting / screech (got scammed)
3:21:46 good boy pickles
3:22:10 mhhm?
3:24:04 same
3:26:47 rreally right there you gonna do it to me like that?
3:28:38ish oogh
3:29:26 distant elmo voice followed by FUCK (lol)
3:30:59ish WHAAT?
3:31:39 o-oh yeah, oh yea
3:40:30 oohhh~ yeahh
3:45:22 push. push. push!
4:00:04 let's go one more time
4:01:00 yes touch each other do it
4:06:31 mm mm mmm mhhm
4:19:00 wtf am i looking at
4:19:43 wha--are you actually fucking me
4:24:28 yell -> lion king
4:31:20 oh....oh yes...oh yes oh yes
4:31:35 oh~ omg wait... something's happening
4:34:51 aggro get in there
4:36:33 same
4:36:56 get in there plz omf~
4:39:00 aggro PUSH IT whispered fuck
4:40:21 moaning uhhuh x2
4:52:06 i--fuck cherries, cherries suck

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2023-10-19　🚲 W-what?

http://youtu.be/qwDS-y4XvH4

0:11:29 branding
0:11:53 every fucking time
0:17:02 drinking dad noise
0:19:25 cheeks so clappble they cycled back around to being unclappable
0:20:20 need to prep
0:22:28 penis music / doodling peens
0:24:04 every time i go to pee the person's been late
0:29:44 would i fuck sans
0:33:41 burp/fart counter
0:38:37 are you asexual? probably
0:45:41 something about lando i wasn't paying attention
0:50:40 can you recreate [embarrassing picture] with lando absolutely not
0:55:57 do it more daddy / never call me daddy ever again
0:56:36 you can call me mom
1:04:59 wailing

2023-10-22　🚲 C'mon I have to see at least 1 or 2 real endings(Fear and Hunger)

http://youtu.be/Luxm_5V3py0

0:05:45 oh yeah why aren't you on the telly wth
0:11:59 it's time for some wine & girldinner
0:15:57 oh lord grant us fat weiner
0:20:12 +2 chance of Lando gulping it / oh hell yeah brother
0:23:04 he do be lookin' kinda foine tho
0:30:00 singing
0:31:00 NTR is a trash fetish, ur not wong, but idk where that came from (offtopic)
0:34:21 my anus is also bleeding, you think i care?
0:36:05 laugh please stop
0:41:42 let's never speak of that ever again / slight whisper and if you ever speak of it again...i'll cut you
0:49:46 groaning hooo my god what that mouth do
0:52:00 wailing
0:53:55 moansigh
0:56:12 ngl gonna go straight for the nipples
1:04:59 wailing

2023-10-25　🚲 I'm back! Animals I could bodycheck tier list and free chat after

http://youtu.be/wWrq-h9umDs
All timestamps from this stream checked for accuracy

0:06:27 wtf is that emote / ojisan love / put a gun in my mouth / it's too good
0:11:23 am i allowed to have clothing?
0:13:13 i am butt fucking naked
0:14:27 i have to call it daddy fr / i just have to call it daddy
0:16:45 you and lando master blaster naked no gear hahaha
0:18:07 plap plap plap get bodied get bodied / he speaks for the furries like the lorax
0:21:23 quoth the raven YAMETE KUDASAI
0:29:55 i wanted to give them the daddy chokies
0:32:15 i bite for fun
0:32:25 kinky, exactly / kind of a freak
0:41:49 what if it farts? joke's on the bear, im into that shit
0:48:12 dad! father!
0:56:17 if i NTRed big bird from sesame street he'd kill me in an alley behind sesame st.
1:02:19 i have 15 daddies
1:12:14 hand rubbing asmr
1:18:24 yoohoo~ hey sailor lookin' for a good time~?
1:19:00 don't leave! don't leave! ok
1:22:22 florida man / 200 generations of daddy issues
1:28:00 it's not that hard to make me piss myself / i'm a reactive pisser
1:29:24 if a koala bit me and gave me clamydia i'd be like [asmr] ur too late motherfucker / you're late to the party
1:31:39 tell me.
1:41:11 pizza rat story
1:49:27 that is absolutely not an option. i see a frog, i have to eat it
1:52:10 fighting the chimp with poop / not wearing clothing / good weapon / rub poop in gator's eyeholes / whatever's in my bowels / if I can blind an animal suddenly the world is my oyster / blind with science (and my poop)
1:54:14 psychic damage sc / hope that i give you more [humor/happiness I forget] than pain
1:54:28 you hurt the ones that you love
1:57:11 what animal would you smooch ohhhh / def the frog / maybe kittie / not the clamydia infested koala
1:59:18 why do you guys have such a hardon for the chimp stop it ur making me jealous
1:59:56 [while sighing] alr whatre we doing here
2:00:26 hysterical laughing

2023-10-28　🧑🏻‍🏫 🚲 Back from Twitch Con! Let's catch up | Stardew with @randonchannel tonight

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1963032510
http://youtu.be/Zh0ln6M3HRc

Clips on main page -> https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-10-28-back-from-twitch-con-lets-catch-up-stardew-with-randonchannel-tonight

0:10:32 L beard only grows on one side of face
13m L came down with covid at the con so probably caught it elsewhere and then spread it at the con
0:14:32 L some people visiting the states for the first time, took to diner, bass pro, guns, american sushi, bass pro pyramid
0:17:00 L did I get pegged at the bass pro shop? sadly no
0:18:50ish L mm~
0:20:30 L didn't go hard
0:21:23 L 'did you rent the party bus knowing it had the pole' / got it for the pole, bus was extra
0:21:36 L vegas local / hope it's not in vegas again / bullshit going on
0:22:58 L stuffed to bursting after buffet
0:23:27* L lowish eat as much as you fucking can
0:25:04* L dunno what I put in my mouth / schlurped it
0:27:14 L leather pants recommended by another guest I can't name
0:28:06 L suit off nordstrom's rack fit perfectly
0:28:20 L the women's shoes
0:28:50 L dog whimpering noises
0:29:21 L 11 womens, needed 12 or soemthing, half a size too small or something
0:29:41* L those poor chinese women who did footbinding
0:36:06* R gimme like a reacharound?
0:37:00 R horny for stardew
0:38:54* L is that the game where you were cutting people's dicks off / R YESSIR!
0:39:52 R defending myself, if I have to cut off a ween it is what it is
0:40:42 couch coop, come over to play new sonic
0:41:21 L small grunt
0:41:50 new covid germs dropped in, you came to the wrong neighborhood, bitch (bc caught covid before)
0:42:20 went to urgent care
0:43:15 R hookerbot3000/ we should collab/ L you've already got the real thing right here
0:43:37 shrimping noises
0:45:30 R FNAF jerkoff bit / L oh my god / oh I'm imagining....
0:47:26 we should visit and fuck around / supposed to do family stuff but might blow it off / L bleghghghg noises
0:48:22 R if not doing fam stuff / visit in a month for a weekend / hell yeah
0:49:19 L fucking mumblegrumble / R what does that mean
0:51:15 fuck the chimp
0:52:06 R you old piece of shit
0:55:10 something I forget / R mmmm the clussy
0:56:10 L never understood the tumblr sexyman thing
0:57:38 R then they started calling ME a failwife and had to end the stream
0:57:45 L never felt the attraction / more like protector feelings like you'd feel for a kitten
0:58:25 L then I was like oh I wanna fuck that clown
0:58:50 R onceler looks exactly like lando
1:00:00 L have to stop taking hits off other people's vape pens / chat: no wonder you got sick
1:01:38 R if I can't trust vapegod69 / then get covid
1:02:23 L wedding ring, got that...
1:03:40 L para me?
1:04:53* you can milk this guy already you don't need a cow / soft mooooooooo
1:05:50* that's like us except we're just jacking off / R you lost me at 'jacking off' my brain just shut off / I love it, we'll put it on the fast track / idk leave me alone
1:09:30 R I'm gonna fasttrack the one with the clussy / L mmmmmmm
1:14:38 R sent Lando an unhinged text / giggling / would be disowned if accidentally texted sister
1:18:20 L it's what I would do / R 'it's in his scammer blood' hahahaha
1:20:00 L buyer's remorse not from using it as long as he wanted it originally, only if he feels scammed
1:21:11 L or maybe fuck hatsune miku in vr
1:22:13 R get buyer's remorse really easily / hr of entertainment per dollar, well above average, 60c/hr
1:23:23 L been saving a lot since prof lando took off / bought into american lie of owning own place / maybe can do it / fucking impossible / not anytime soon in life gonna be achievable / pay bills and just buy myself some stuff
1:24:30 if you're losing sleep / literally weren't sleeping / deserve spending some on yourself
1:26:10 except for jerma that guy's a fucking freak
1:26:20 met each other and just started sucking each other off
1:27:00 who's idubbs...i don't have the energy for this rn / randon might get in trouble about this idea / db cooper / get in trouble for spreading misinfo / same brain, similar idea, serious idea, almost did netflix style pseudodocumentary on jerma / didn't do it in case he met jerma some day and was like IT'S THAT GUY / R think I'm a terrorist idk man idk sorry
1:34:16 R png expressions, forget to use / bind mute to foot pedal when gassy / L gifted R el gato foot pedal / bought two because he got too excited, should stop doing that, gifted the 2nd one to randon / R footpedal super heavy, stubbed toe
1:36:20 L why you laughing so much / you inspired health journey
1:37:14 roommates / not wake me up like my mom / hear someone around / randon somehow converted all his gremlin roommates into early birds
1:38:45 R secret trick to getting people to wake up: cooking. p good cook / got roommates to wake up / hard to wake up with bacon cooking
1:40:15 L low idealized version
1:41:32 R mantra: nighttime is for having fun, if you're still working after sundown, feels you're wasting time, aw man, people are having fun / work in the morning because nothing else to do in the morning / not gonna do blow in the morning / work in the morning and do blow in the evening
1:42:24* morning voice lando / R sexy voice
1:43:27* L tall lanky purple smug asshole
1:44:17* R PLEAAAAASE I'LL GIVE YOU A SLOPPY TOPPY
1:46:06 if you did that to me I'd die / feet
1:46:42 R oh fuck it's the psycho (I wasn't paying attention)
1:47:30 R tried to do the evil undertale run, felt like I was gonna cry / undyne fave char / L cosplayed her / open up the archives (dbz)
1:48:47 L oh yeah I used to cosplay ;) / oh god
1:49:30 beep boop scanning
1:50:13 R feel bad typecasting wuzi into drawing masculine stuff even though she can draw anything
1:51:59 undyne cosplay / R do you have a spear / no well yeah
1:52:55 R can't do cons, fill with anxiety and dread / L whining about it being hot and sweaty
1:53:50 twitchcon not much for normies but more normal people in cosplay than you'd assume
1:55:26 R jumped in pool in super hot summer where the water was body temp / directed all kids to use their allowance to buy bags of ice / did nothing / L cute story / R in denial / think it's cooler / nah
1:56:55 R you know jimmy / this is indicative of him as a person / bought a soda bc he didn't think the ice would work but maybe he could reap the
1:57:38 L you fucking me? / R quoting YOU FUCKING ME? NOBODY FUCKS ME
1:59:30 tako randon clint slander / both
2:00:07* (clipped) yelling at tako / do you want me to cry?? I'll do it!! / L I think they do actually
2:01:37 almost said something I can't say / nvm I can say it / eiffel tower the dwarf / hehehehe / L dude.... he's been pent up. what have his streams been like? / mmyes full of hinges and stuff
2:02:45 talking about going to the movies alone, wasn't paying attention at first / R opposite, unique experience going alone / feel more like a critic / L prefers enjoying media alone / don't want to comment/react
2:05:45 R can you make a bomb? / L uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2:07:00 movie theater psycho stuff I'm still half paying attention
2:08:49
2:09:07 R run a train on this guy / L toe / oh you'd like this guy
2:11:20 R I'm the patriarchy because I like minifridges, destroyed my self esteem for 2 days / R guys like robots and minifridges and the godfather / I got typecast / they know me / L but the godfather is so good though / R laughing / L giggle / or is it more sexist not even trying to explain to a girl / R laughing and clapping / cancel his ass!!
2:14:40 don't have that problem bc most girls know sonic / deeper knowledge than guys
2:15:52 called me a slur and told me not to talk about it / oh maybe it's not cool / R don't think you're joking, not cool
2:16:22 R couldn't mute fart / L would have said something sniffa
2:17:22 maybe should have known better
2:20:17
2:21:48 L oh yeah work bitch sprinkle that / R right up my nose / L OH NO THEY'RE COMING IN HERE
2:25:20 Lando's food habits / R WHAT
2:26:14 R son I am disappoint
2:29:54 L looked at candid photo / screeches
2:30:47 same diet & exercise doesn't sustain when older / R don't think you're old enough for that yet
2:31:20 L oh no then I'm just a fat sack of shit then
2:32:14 R why did you stop / L uuuuuuuugguuguug mental health / R no you broke your fucking back / not your fault / L not pin that all on that / R got you a sword cane / L could have gotten into a terrible altercation with someone already / lol
2:33:22 -25* randon's the architect (context starts at :17)
2:32:57 please don't tell bigham I've formed a truce with my nemesis
2:39:38 i wasn't paying attention
2:43:17 should take me and the boys camping / R we should car camp / backpacking is p miserable / masochist
2:47:53 R you dominated this thing / L oh now you're talking / not gonna dominate anything / randon just caught this for me / R ur like baby yoda and i'm like the mandalorian
2:48:26 LR unhinged laughter
2:49:36 L high pitched yawn
2:50:05 it's just us now just you and mes
2:53:04 asleep, not gonna wake up and sleep better like HRNGH
2:54:25 reading a book instead of phone before bed
2:56:04 so generally s—uh...going forward, I'm back and I'm streaming but...I don't really know. I'm kind of in limbo right now, waiting to see what happens.......
2:56:17 Either way, I think I'll......be here........in some way.......
2:56:29 So we're feeling things out, things are in the works...waiting to hear back on s-some things, waiting to cook up some things of my own, so I'm just feeling kind of in a limbo period
2:56:41 and it didn't really help to have—I mean, Twitchcon was fun, and it was fun to have all these friends over and stuff but it kind of threw a wrench in—'cause I was kind of in limbo, and I'm in limbo FROM my limbo b/c we had to pay attention to this Twitchcon event
2:56:58 and then I got sick and now I am sick recovering so I'm still kind of like yaknow and then I'll recover and I'll be back in limbo again, YKWIM? So surely, slowly but surely, rather........stuff will happen, and it will be interesting. At the very least. I think.
2:57:30 dunno when live next (sunday?)

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2023-10-31　🧑🏻‍🏫 Halloween Stream 🎃👻 with @lordcommanderchaos

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1965484361
http://youtu.be/rpdo4Y6iLWM

0:12:48 L nips always diamonds
0:24:20 eat it pussy
0:25:20 C I just hated putting that in my mouth it was just too much
0:29:06 L gargly noises
0:30:25 L eugh noises / into mic
0:34:28 L tonguing the taffy lelele
0:37:50 L ugh into the mic
0:42:11 L into mic
0:44:32 L BLEBLEGHGH
0:46:09 C I can't believe i just swallowed that
0:49:00 C that's just his natural state
0:55:35 D I'd suck on that / mm ecstasy
0:56:56 C maybe your jaw strength just sucks / L ....no!
0:58:12 D I've got places to be I can't just suck on this
1:07:51* C hows it buddy you love it? [soft kinda close to mic]
1:12:03* L oh my fuuck...
1:12:22* L it's so big~~ / C wheeze / L it's so fucking big...!
1:16:31* L mgh~
1:20:10* L sighing oh fuck
1:25:40ish talking about zone porn
1:28:06 L ah~
1:34:37* L egh grunts into mic

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