🧑🏻‍🏫🚲Lando/Randon timestamps/soundclips

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2023-08-08　🧑🏻‍🏫 I'm gonna yank on those little pikmin stems till they beg me to stop

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1893126836
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98leXuun5so

• 3:04:44 L: 🎵 Clip "Oh, you wanna fuck?"

2023-08-27　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 The Andon Farms conglomerate with @randonchannel

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1910504860
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6mWS4oL5Ys

• 2:10:33 L: 🎵 Clip [grunting] "Ahhh, yeah, that felt good~ That's right~"
• 2:56:35 L: 🎵 Clip [deep] "Ohh brother...Ooh~"

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump1#2023-08-27-the-andon-farms-conglomerate-with-randonchannel

2023-08-28　🧑🏻‍🏫 Drawing and chatting about things

VOD split b/c disconnected

Part 1
Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1911339789
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT7cqQ82aRs

• 1:39:00 L: 🎵 Clip "Ara ara~"

Part 2
Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1911408988
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJZiJOC1qPw

• 1:16:33 L: 🎵 Clip "I'll kill you!" [deep, close to mic] "I'll kill you."

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump1#2023-08-28-drawing-and-chatting-about-things

2023-08-29　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Chatting ｜ Andon Farming with @randonchannel tonight!

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1912180646
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jahYzoAfU3E

• 1:39:47 L+R: 🎵 Clip psychopath sussy sound clipper

  L: "Someone asked me if I would upload my streams to YouTube?"
  R: "You absolutely should."
  L: "Like a VOD archive?"
  R: "Yeah."
  L: "Maybe. I was thinking about that. Would people ac— Is that something people would like? Like actually would— Is that, like…'Cause, I mean, I hate to say it, but I-I can't—that's a lot of time and effort for just, like, a single person…OK, never mind, it's fucking everybody. Fuck me, I guess."
  R: "I think you should for one good reason: you're building up a library of content, and then in about a year, some psychopath could go through every VOD that you'd done and cut out every sexually suggestive moan you do on livestream and supercut it into one 50 min video, and it'll definitely go viral."
  L: "OK. That sounds good."

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump1#2023-08-29-chatting-andon-farming-with-randonchannel-tonight

2023-09-05　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 IM BACK! Convention review | Stardew with Randon later maybe

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1918233914
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPrQIK9I6Hk

• 1:51:30 L: [moaning] [breathy flirty voice] ohh luffy~ you shouldn't have / I'm just a little silly little guy~
• 1:51:51 L: [breathy flirty voice] you need a doctor~? I'll patch u right up~
• 1:52:21 R: suddenly it's R34 / L: [inhale through teeth] oh no~
• 2:13:22 R: so you're like 0% masochist / L: what's the one where you like others feeling pain? / R: sadist / L: …I'm…not a masochist
• 2:40:18 R: "That's pretty good bait; like, I was enraged. ...Absolutely enraged."

• 2:24:16 L+R: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) / R: 🎵 Clip 2 (first line only) Randon offering his body

  R: "Is it wrong for me to offer, like...my body?" [laughing] "To, like, the 10 people!"
  L: "...who get in first?"

• 2:44:55 R: 🎵 Clip (starts at "underpromise") "For me it's, like, underpromise, underdeliver, cry...and then, like, continue to underdeliver!" [laughing]

2023-09-21　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Nexon wouldn't break my heart again, right？ ｜ Gaming with Randonlater

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1931805198
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azuP2FKycV0

• 0:06:37 L: nnoh~!
• 0:09:26 L: hohhh~
• 0:09:36 L: sniffa
• 0:36:34 R: 🎵 Clip "Why don't you try sucking my dick?"
• 0:38:46 R: 🎵 Clip "Oh, God! Oh, they're trying to run a train on me. They want my thick body."
• 1:38:41 L: moaning omf / R: ohhhh shiit
• 1:39:31 L: leviosahh / R: stop it ron stooop
• 2:47:57 L: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) "Oh! Yes!" [grunting] "Oh, that's right! I'm in you! I'm fucking in you!"
• 3:01:12 L: 🎵 Clip "Ouch! Ouch!" [feminine yelp]
• 3:11:51 L: stop it stop it [thru gritted teeth]
• 3:12:50 L: fem yelp/whine
• 3:13:10 L: ugh I'm—!!
• 3:22:11 L: yeah, you like that?
• 3:48:20 L: 🎵 Clip "Oh my God! No! Get off me! OH MY F—"
• 3:52:23 L: 🎵 Clip "Oh my God...!" [breathy]

2023-09-25　🚲 Short and totally apolitical Disco Elysium session

Note: First 7:55 of VOD trimmed after original stream (first set of timestamps original, 2nd set for trimmed VOD)

• 1:00:53 0:52:59 R: 🎵 Clip whimpering like a dog
• 1:11:58 1:04:03 R: 🎵 Clip "Yeah? I'm a slut, what about it?"
• 2:20:07 2:12:12 R: 🎵 Clip "You better fucking...respect my authority or I'm gonna take this underwear off."
• 2:21:28 2:13:33 31 R: i'm doing this while i'm ass fucking naked
  2:21:39 2:13:44 47 R: what is this? what is my fucking life? why am i ass fucking naked? why did i let you guys convince me into taking off all of my clothing?
  2:21:48 2:13:53 49 R: who is at fault here?
  2:21:56 2:14:01 00 R: why did you fucking tell me to take off all of my clothes? this is like insane
• 2:30:56 2:23:01 R: 'cause i'm fucking naked he can see me getting half mast / he can see something waking up

2023-10-05　🚲 Discord kitten training arc

Note: First 8:04 of VOD trimmed after original stream (first set of timestamps original, 2nd set for trimmed VOD)

🗃️ Download a zip file of all my clips from this stream (2.5 MB)
R: 🎵 Clip compilation Compilation including all clips below (reordered)

• 0:07:46 [edited out] R: submersible and breechable
• 0:09:33 0:01:29 R: 🎵 Clip 1 🎵 Clip 2 high-pitched meow (x2)
• 0:11:05 0:03:01 R: 🎵 Clip [low, flirty] "Meow~"
• 0:11:18 0:03:14 R: 🎵 Clip [low, flirty] "Meow~"
• 0:12:01 0:03:57 R: 🎵 Clip [low] "Purr~"
• 0:13:01 0:04:57 R: 🎵 Clip [panicked yelling/crying]
• 0:14:40 0:06:36 R: 🎵 Clip [angry meow]
• 0:14:43 0:06:39 R: 🎵 Clip 1 🎵 Clip 2 [soft high pitched meows]
• 0:14:59 0:06:55 R: 🎵 Clip [low, softly] "Purr~"
• 0:15:36 0:07:32 R: 🎵 Clip [low] "Purr~"
• 0:16:59 0:08:55 R: meow, you motherfucker, meow! / god has abandoned us
• 0:18:05 0:10:01 R: 🎵 Clip "Meow?" [while laughing] "Meow!"
• 0:18:37 0:10:33 R: 🎵 Clip [low] "Meow~" (x2)
• 0:18:16 0:10:12 R: 🎵 Clip "Meo—WHAT?! That's bullshit! That's bullshit! This is bullshit! Meow, meow, it's bullshit, it's bullshit."
• 0:18:43 0:10:39 R: 'meow sexier?' I will not
• 0:19:21 0:11:17 R: 🎵 Clip [low] "Meow~"
• 0:19:41 0:11:37 R: 🎵 Clip (first half only) [low] "Meow~" / Purr~
• 0:20:10 0:12:06 R: 🎵 Clip ow-w-w-w-w-w! [whining]
• 0:20:19 0:12:15 R: 🎵 Clip [screaming/crying in pain]
• 0:25:21 0:17:17 R: 🎵 Clip desperate meowing / meowlaughcrying / crymeow
• 0:26:18 0:18:14 R: 🎵 Clip sultry meows
• 0:26:53 0:18:49 R: 🎵 Clip (first half only) "Deeper?" [meows]
• 0:30:36 0:22:32 R: 🎵 Clip (last half only) youtube don't you dare fucking tell anybody about this ok / "Don't you dare fucking tell anybody about my dark secret!"

2023-10-09　🚲 Looks at remains, y'all gonna finish that?

Note: Timestamps from original stream. VOD has since been trimmed, so these no longer link to the right moments (might redo or remove links later)

• 0:58:49 R: "If you could take me down..."
• 0:58:51 R: 🎵 Clip "...You could do whatever you want to my body."
• 0:59:04 R: 🎵 Clip Hehehehehe
• 1:00:11 R: "I think Lando can take me."

2023-10-13　🧑🏻‍🏫 MELONGOD 🍉 MELONGOD 🍉 MELONGOD 🍉

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1950260922
Unofficial VOD archive: http://youtu.be/zyL83Rpzydc

🗃️ Download a zip file of all my clips from this stream (3.3 MB)
L: 🎵 Clip compilation Compilation including all clips below (reordered)

• 0:14:16 L: 🎵 Clip [grunt] "Get down there! ...Get down there, get down there!"
• 0:16:35 L: 🎵 Clip "Touch! Just touch a little bit..."
• 0:17:24 L: 🎵 Clip "Oh!" (x5) "Just…" [grunt] "Just a—just a little bit more, just a little bit more, fuck!"
• 0:26:38 L: 🎵 Clip "Yes, yes! Yes, yes, push it! Push it! Fuck! Fuck!"
• 0:30:32 L: ohohohoh [breathy]
• 0:30:57 L: ahh fuck~
• 0:32:32 L: 🎵 Clip "Please—! Ah~ Yes...! Yes... Oh?! Oh—!"
• 0:45:04 L: 🎵 Clip "Ohh, yeah! Ohoho, yeah, look at this!"
• 0:45:42 L: 🎵 Clip "Get down there! Yes, yes!" [grunts]
• 1:28:17 L: 🎵 Clip "You're actually fucking me, right?"
• 2:30:08 L: 🎵 Clip [growling] "Fuck!"
• 2:31:48 L: 🎵 Clip [groaning/whiny] "Ohh, fuck...!" [sob]
• 2:34:04 L: flirty oho not bad ok
• 2:35:39 L: 🎵 Clip "Mm~" (x7) [smacking lips] "Mh-hm! Mm~ Tastes so good! Tastes so good."
• 2:37:57 L: 🎵 Clip "Oh...!" [moan] "Right there..."
• 3:12:50 L: 🎵 Clip "Oh... Oh...! Oh...!"
• 3:40:30 L: 🎵 Clip "Ohh yeah~"
• 3:45:22 L: push. push. push!
• 4:01:00 L: 🎵 Clip "Yes, touch each other, DO IT!"
• 4:06:31 L: 🎵 Clip "Mm, mm, mm, mm...! Mh-hm."
• 4:19:00 L: wtf am i looking at
• 4:19:43 L: 🎵 Clip "Wha—?! Are you actually fucking me?!"

2023-10-26　🚲 I was promised Ghost Waifu

• 0:16:02 R: 🎵 Clip "4milks, you fucker!" [laughing]

2023-10-28　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Back from Twitch Con! Let's catch up | Stardew with @randonchannel tonight

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1963032510
Unofficial VOD archive: http://youtu.be/Zh0ln6M3HRc

• 2:00:07 R: yelling at tako for calling him clint-coded / it makes me want to lay in bed and cry!!
• 2:00:21 L+R: 🎵 Clip
  R: "Do you want me to lie in bed and cry?! I'll cry, I'll do it!"
  L: "I think they do, actually..."
• 2:33:17 R: "Remember, I was the one to convince you to drop your gym membership, 'cause it's like...don't go to the gym while you're—"
• 2:33:22 L+R: 🎵 Clip
  L: "Dude, it's Randon, guys, he's the architect."
  R: "...Yeah."
• 2:56:04 hinting vaguely at upcoming plans:

  2:56:04 so generally s—uh...going forward, I'm back and I'm streaming but...I don't really know. I'm kind of in limbo right now, waiting to see what happens.......Either way, I think I'll......be here........in some way.......
  2:56:29 So we're feeling things out, things are in the works...waiting to hear back on s-some things, waiting to cook up some things of my own, so I'm just feeling kind of in a limbo period
  2:56:41 and it didn't really help to have—I mean, Twitchcon was fun, and it was fun to have all these friends over and stuff but it kind of threw a wrench in—'cause I was kind of in limbo, and I'm in limbo FROM my limbo b/c we had to pay attention to this Twitchcon event
  2:56:58 and then I got sick and now I am sick, recovering, so I'm still kind of like yaknow and then I'll recover and I'll be back in limbo again, YKWIM? So surely, slowly but surely, rather........stuff will happen, and it will be interesting. At the very least. I think.

2023-11-05　🚲 Get in the Orbunker, there's no time to explain

• 0:03:48 R: ahh~
• 0:19:28 R: meow
• 0:27:36 R: had a DnD character horny for maps
• 0:27:55 R: 🎵 Clip ooh~
• 0:28:06 R: 🎵 Clip mmph~
• 0:29:40 R: 🎵 Clip grEEn!!
• 0:35:34 R: landorando hybrid
• 0:33:57 R: breathy oh no
• 0:48:08 R: way too ribbed / pleasure was overwhelming
• 1:12:25 R: Magni reference
• 1:20:43 R: you had me at breast milk
• 1:22:35 R: excited squeal / monkey noises
• 1:24:34 R: are you hungry?
• 1:25:25 R: more monkey noises
• 1:47:34 R: I, Randon H. Neuring, admit that I lost to a rat
• 2:12:49 R: how do you read a map / i read it very sexily / breathing very hard
• 2:14:16 R: 🎵 Clip YIPPEE
• 2:28:09 R: meow

2023-11-08　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Chatting before Lethal Company with @randonchannel tonight

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1972457570
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmEV5d29O24

• 0:17:16 L: I gotta be careful not to show what's written in here / that would literally be catastrophic / like red alert cat—ANYWAYS
• 0:23:56 L: been drawing a lot / nothing i could really show you...EVER...anytimesoonanyways—
• 0:29:22 L: sneeze
• 0:39:01 L: trying to learn how to finger this shit
• 0:55:10 R: gonna shit ur pants? too late / late to the party / it's come and gone
• 0:58:45 R: spatial audio ASMR
• 1:02:07 R: groanmoan
• 1:04:18 L: guess we're going in raw / R: I want some morphine / ice cream truck / wtf / R: OH FUCK it's an ice cream truck OH SHIT
• 1:05:23 L: AGH NOT THE BEES! RUN!
• 1:01:19 L: 'plz describe ur role in a team dynamic'
• 1:01:30 L: what does that mean? / R: i mean, are u a leader? / L: support, leader? janitor? top, bottom? support? / R: no joke i'd say leader / L: i'm the alpha. / R: aughhahahok...uh, debatable...
• 1:13:41 R: spatial audio ASMR
• 1:15:16 R: Lando??? D:
• 1:17:08 R: i am the quintessential load depositor. you can count on me
• 1:19:19 L: how do you deposit load? / R: are you ready for a sesh?
• 1:28:23 L: gonna go deposit my load
• 1:29:12 "drowning" voices/gargling noises / R: oh we're fine u big baby
• 1:30:03 more gargling noises
• 1:32:00 saving randon from the brink/ not as dramatic
• 1:32:55 L: as long as we can afford to not be homeless why not / as long as i've got some fight left in me / if you're going back to an office job you can do that any time
• 1:34:44 L: oh no they see my steam profile pic / R: idk what that is but it's quite fuckable
• 1:36:15 L: despite what my chat says, we still have energetic youthfulness
• 1:37:17 L: still have energy, give it a shot
• 1:38:17 both scream
• 1:38:47 L: screams
• 1:45:20 L: mormons / R: soaking / L: ur sick i'm not gonna soak w/ you
• 1:46:14 both screaming
• 1:48:26 R: this guy FUCKS!!! this guy fucks!!
• 1:49:16 L: hysterical high pitched giggly voice / R: instakilled
• 1:49:33 R: moaning egh my mistake was going for the cheese
• 1:51:58 L: if only we had some peanut butter for that [dog]
• 1:53:56 L: OH WAIT THAT'S A— [ded]
• 1:55:09 L: 🎵 Clip "I could just fuck him?"
• 1:55:24 R: 🎵 Clip (just the moan) oh hell yeah brother~ / moan / i'm not gonna show lando this / panic screaming / L: laughing
• 1:56:29 R: it looks like a dildo. i'm running
• 1:56:41 R: scream / whimper
• 1:57:08 R: wtf am i in the backrooms? / L: laughing
• 1:57:58 L: he's looping
• 1:58:14 R: groaning oh no
• 1:58:37 R: pathetic "Lando?" / Lando i'm scared
• 1:59:05 R: groaning oh shit / moaning oh shit
• 1:59:17 R: welp! / WTF IS THIS OH GOD IT'S COOM AAAA
• 1:58:23 R: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (2nd moan only) 🎵 Clip 3 (3rd moan only) "Oh no...oh no..." [strained/whiny moaning]
• 1:59:30 R: 🎵 Clip [moaning] "Oh, Jesus Christ...Oh no..." [moaning] [whiny] "Lando? ...Lando this isn't funny anymore; I need your help! ...L-Lando...!"
• 1:59:54 R: whining landooo / i'm never gonna play games with you ever again if you don't help me
• 2:00:04 R: whining/groaning lando...it's dark...wtf was that
• 2:00:27 R: moaning i wanna speak to your manager
• 2:00:31 R: moan / panic
• 2:00:46 R: moan / panic harder
• 2:00:54 R: landoo...lando?
• 2:00:59 R: screaming / jumps off cliff / imded
• 2:01:16 R: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME / I'M DONE I'M DONE
• 2:01:30 R: how much of that did you see / L: i saw everything
• 2:01:53 R: did you hear my fear farts / that's all that matters / L: uhhh i heard noises...various noises, yes.
• 2:02:01 R: groaning oh my god
• 2:03:05 R: i humiliated myself / didn't know there was a spectator mode
• 2:03:23 R: i didn't say that shit bc— if i knew i was being watched i wouldn't've— omfg
• 2:04:46 R: confirm hasn't changed ur opinion of me
• 2:05:41 R: actually embarrassed / L: no you didn't say anything weird
• 2:06:50 R: we're gonna win our first JO sesh
• 2:09:23 L: ok let's deposit the load
• 2:16:22 L: something was coming / R and it wasn't me / L and it wasn't me either
• 2:18:22 R: stonks
• 2:22:43 L: pain noises
• 2:26:48 L+R: 🎵 Clip:
  R: "It's the sound—"
  L: "My new grapefruits?"
  R: "...of good pussy."
  L: "OK—"
  R: "Yo, it's the sound of good pussy!" [laughing]
  L: "Oh...My—"
  R: [laughing]
• 2:33:30 L: screaming / it's on me it's on me / get off me / am i inside of it / get off of me / no / what's happening
• 2:33:58 L: did we get fucking vored?
• 2:34:08 R: it was the funniest thing in the world to watch that thing facefucking you

2023-11-09　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Watermelon game redux then rolling Lando's DND character

• 0:15:29 R: orc reproduction
• 0:15:57 R: i'm not describing how i fuck i'm describing how i [giggling] get fucked
• 0:16:27 R: oh c'mon man...touch it. touch it you fool
• 1:16:33 R: let that be a lesson to you / don't you ever fuck with me [breaks character midsentence]
• 1:16:48 R: 'can i call you daddy?' [laughs] yeah sure go ahead
• 1:17:05 R: ' why did you say yes' idk you've been with me a long time you know by now i don't think about the things i say before i say it / just comes straight from the heart & the balls
• 1:56:41 L: yawn
• 1:58:51 L+R: singing the yoshi song
• 1:58:16 L: [low] don't leave i just got here
• 1:59:22 L: merp yoshi noise
• 1:59:32 L: 🎵 Clip [fried] mmm
• 2:08:04 L: 🎵 Clip [moan] / R: [sharp inhale] "It's OK..."
• 2:03:05 L: [low] shit
• 2:07:05 R: this guy, his cheeks can take a beating like you've never seen before
• 2:09:04 L: oh—...oh?
• 2:09:56 L: sigh
• 2:11:17 R: he ain't gonna reroll. he's going in raw / L: i'm going in raw
• 2:16:04 R: there they are there comes the feet
• 2:16:18 L: raspy mhhm
• 2:18:18 R: not gonna cockblock you
• 2:59:14 R: tentacles come out of the ground & restrain you like the hentais we like to watch
• 3:00:11 R: yeahyeahyeah i like tentacles
• 3:03:47 R: 'thunder wave is a bass boosted fart noise that kills people' / L: you guys are sick
• 3:11:26 L: i'm naked, sssss
• 3:11:39 R: 'rock out with your cock out?'

2023-12-03　🧑🏻‍🏫+ Lethal Company with a bunch of peeps

Collab partners: fobmaster, tuonto (jake), atsu, magucarp (maggie)
VOD split due to scuff

🧑🏻‍🏫+ Lethal Company with a bunch of peeps Part 1

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1995672567
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIkM_L7zNk

• 0:05:46 L do it again, more actually
• 0:13:35 naughty student/teacher roleplay
• 0:14:11 L: 🎵 Clip "I need you...on your knees."
• 0:17:32 lando loves this type of stuff / he loves taking it / L not wrong
• 0:17:49 L it wasn't roleplay to me brother
• 0:17:56 wanna see the roleplay again / stupid impression / L giggling

🧑🏻‍🏫+ Lethal Company with a bunch of peeps Part 2

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1995687112
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pX88wpTEg

Lethal Company collab portion

• 0:32:51 L: screaming and dying to bees
• 1:26:07 L: screaming
• 1:30:03 what are we doing? / experimentation / i'm doing you. tonight. now. / damn / throat noises / L: he did say experimentation / WOW
• 1:31:12 gangnam style
• 1:54:05 L: [getting shocked] "Wait, stop, I'm gonna c— ...Stop you're gonna make me—"
• 1:58:09 L: mewing the ice cream truck music
• 2:13:18 L: lol what a shitshow, what a mess

Digimon solo portion

• 2:17:49 [smooth] "What do we have here~? Looks like a little bit of a..." [tongue clicks] "...little bit of some alone time now, hmm~?"
• 2:39:06 2024 vtuber model, smal possibility 2025 / accomplished a lot of my goals, level 1 of the landoverse, content creator you wanna "make it", managed to do tht with prof, haven't sat down and reevaluated my goals
• 2:40:26 like to do more w/ music / released song
• 2:41:11 released first song / now i'm like, i could make more songs, or (idk if smart or not) maybe should I save it for my vtuber now? / conundrom / room to grow, maybe should focus on that
• 2:42:06 prof lando, me, is so set already, I have my own thing / case of trying to do too much, calm down, don't need to stack ore things on it / set fledged out thing already / maybe I'll save it for the vtuber / yeah room to grow, maybe do that here / haven't given it much thought tbh / been trying to get my feet on the ground this year / this year has been v turbulent / degree of normalcy
• 2:58:44 get to work / you get to work as well
• 3:04:29 it's forced now? oh~
• 3:29:29 Tai x Matt = one of kid lando's first ships before he even knew what shipping was / 'little kid you was based' / rolling down a snowy hill and fighting / nvm
• 3:09:58 [shrimping pain noises]
• 3:15:56 [low, fried] "...so deep"
• 3:49:33 "I would never lay an egg. That's too far. Not even me."
• 4:01:31 This might be taboo but I think it's the animalistic nature... I think we like the primalness of it tbh / but not too much, right balance needs to be stroke...struck
• 4:09:26 [moaning over coffee]
• 4:13:05 mm~ like the taste of candy? [sippy noises] [low, smooth] I guess so, that sounds pretty good actually~
• 4:24:05 it's deeper in / I know, I know, you don't have to say anything

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump2#2023-12-03-lethal-company-with-a-bunch-of-peeps

2023-12-15　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 🔴THEY TOOK AWAY OUR BOOBA🔴 Aftermath discussion | New lecture tonight | Stardew with Randon after

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2005371703
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipogTb3hhN0

• 1:23:54 R: 🎵 Clip "It's just like, hey! If you wanna watch a fox dude get dicked down, like the pipe—" [loud impact noises] "...you know? Like, you just hop on in, right?"

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump2#2023-12-15-they-took-away-our-booba...

2023-12-20　🧑🏻‍🏫 I'm a creeeeeeeper. I'm in in Minecraaa-aa-aaaft. What the hell am I mining for? I wanna mind daimonds OOOWAAAUUA

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2009755665
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg59p6ZAAMQ

• 3:00:16-18* L: 🎵 Clip [Master Chief voice] "I need a bucket"

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump2#2023-12-20-im-a-creeeeeeeper...

2024-01-06　🧑🏻‍🏫🚲 Cookie Cutter Sleuths w/ @randonchannel

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2025144085
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kHO99R2rL0
(Note to self: also add to themes page later)

• 0:40:45 R: I see a little gray nipple / wanna give it a little pinch / L: get ur mind outta the gutter
• 0:40:59 R: [moan]
• 0:41:08 R: I'd ride that plane all night long
• 0:43:58 R: i....[sigh]
• 0:46:08 R: [strained moan]
• 0:52:37 L: mm/gruntmoan
• 1:01:23 R: i thought the butthole was pushing it
• 1:02:31 R: [moan]
• 1:03:22 R: [moaning] ohhh yeah~
• 1:05:25 R: do you spend most of ur stream time figuring out how to traumatize ur viewerbase / L: no! i'm the opposite / calming and normal experience / they say this is some borderline racist shit, heinous shit / i don't even understand this! / R: the antis are out of control
• 1:08:49 L: is he pissing himself? / R: yes / L: [audible facepalm] / R: he's achieving escape velocity / L: he's funneling his fucking piss like a kamehameha wave shooting himself up? / R: yes
• 1:09:15 L+R: 🎵 Clip:
  L: "I think the viewers like piss too much..."
  R: "I mean, yeah, I mean—"
  L: "PROVE ME RIGHT! PROVE ME RIGHT, you—"
  R: [laughing] " 'Prove me right!' "
  L: "...you fucking piss enjoyers, you fucking sickos! I know what you are."
• 1:09:42 R: this guy perfectly matches elon musk's launch rate / L: which is how much? / R: 0%
• 1:09:58 L: idk your guy's pissing a fucking storm over there
• 1:10:13 L: channeling kamehameha / almost like a person sculpting clay / he's funneling the piss / R: pumping both fists bc you understood, he's getting his hands wet / R: he's like a waterbender! / he's a pissbender
• 1:11:20 L+R: strained moaning
• 1:11:36 L+R: 🎵 Clip:
  L: "...people are trying to put a veil over their piss obsession."
  R: "Over their fetish? Yeah, I agree."
• 1:11:57 R: 🎵 Clip "Yeah? This is what I'm into, what of it?" / L: "Mh-hm" / R: "Right?"
• 1:12:03 L: "This guy's like 'Yeah, I voted for piss.' " / R: [hysterical laughter]
• ~1:14:33 R: breathy oh no
• 1:14:56 R: 🎵 Clip breathy ohhh
• ~1:31:05 R: moaning
• 1:35:21 L: "No, I was caressing Randon here in my pocket, guys; that's what I was doing."
• 1:35:25 R: 🎵 Clip "You have to caress the miniature Randon..."
• 1:35:28 R: "...or else he gets sad, and when he gets sad, he gets horny, and you don't want to see him when he gets horny"
• 1:35:34 L: "Oh, shit...Damn...is that why I'm sad all the time?" / R: [laughs]

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump3#2024-01-06-cookie-cutter-sleuths-w-randonchannel

2024-01-13　🧑🏻‍🏫 Ah I see, it's a forerunner situation.

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2031945120
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1KSDLpap5c

• 2:47:06 L: 🎵 Clip [long low growl like a gator] [snarl like a dog]
• 3:19:56 L: 🎵 Clip (full) 🎵 Clip (last two lines only) [Japanese accent] "You feel my strength, do you? I'm smarter than you thought I'd be. My ability to adapt impresses you, no?" [normal voice] "I can do it, I can do it. Watch...this...Get in there..."

Additional timestamps from this stream: https://rentry.org/andonsounds-stampdump3#2024-01-13-ah-i-see-its-a-forerunner-situation

2024-03-13　🚲 Trust me with all your diving needs, DAVE the diver

• 0:05:14 R: 🎵 Clip "Ah, shit, it's 4milks! Hello..." [laughing]
• 0:22:43 R: 🎵 Clip "C'mere. Get inside me. Oh yeah."
• 0:27:34 i know u think it's too much crack, can't consume that much / i have complete faith in you you can do it / make randaddy proud and dig in
• 0:31:33 R: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) "PUT THAT FUCKING FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH AND EAT IT!" [roars]
• 0:32:44 oh it's fully erect
• 0:42:43 fuck off fuck off fuck off AAAAAUGHebitmeeee!
• 0:43:09 ah fuck / shitshitshit:
  • R: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (denoised) "Ah, fuck! Shit, shit, shit..."
  • R: 🎵 Clip 3 (last half only) 🎵 Clip 4 (denoised) "Shit, shit, shit..."

2024-03-17　🚲 Short zatsu to finish off the week, let's catch up!

• 0:05:36 R: 🎵 Clip [laughs] "Foxanon, you fucker!"

2024-03-28　🧑🏻‍🏫 Relearning 2d animation in Blender

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2103426141
Unofficial VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI_BbjynuPg

• 0:28:54 L: 🎵 Clip UUU "Ooh~"♪

2024-03-30　🚲 Time to check in on my lost cache of rice

• 0:24:31 R: 🎵 Clip "Are you gonna make me say it? And mute the game audio so that people could clip it out of context? And ruin my career? I'm gonna do it."
• 0:24:53 R: 🎵 Clip 1 (take 1, full) 🎵 Clip 2 (take 1, last half only) "As written by my good friend and favorite Randonnite Daimao...I'd eat Mike Tyson's ass straight after he beats the goofy out of Jake Paul—" [laughing]
• 0:25:24 R: 🎵 Clip (take 2) "I'd eat Mike Tyson's ass straight after he beats the goofy out of Jake Paul."

2024-03-31　🚲+ Meme History with @randon

Original Twitch VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2107436686
VOD archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgVvLpb0WwI
(First set of timestamps original, 2nd set for trimmed VOD)

• 1:13:10 / 1:08:47 R: 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (just "architectanon, you fucker") "I think there's somebody in the chat named architectanon, you fucker!" [laughing] "That one's for you, you son of a bitch!" [laughing]
• 1:13:29 / 1:09:06 Akashi: 🎵 Clip "I see you, architectanon"

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