new owner. im cry check out my other homestuck urls: /dave /jade /dirk /jake & /eridan <- this one my boyfriend's. layout willbe changed sooooon please have mercy im busyyy!

okay ive wanted to post my dirkjake analysis here but to be honest im too lazy. ill just start with a prologue for now. i dont know. people ask me why i dont like dirkjake and usually my answer is bad association. this is true, indubitably, (did i use that right?) but there are other reasons. for starters i have to say this text will be dedicated to the reason i hate dirkjake. thanks for ruining my life Bro this is for all the times you analyzed dirkjake in my dms in pure tears I Hate You. (hold on my taco bell is here ill get to this in a second heres a part of my favorite jake pesterlog ever) (dirkjake is mid STAN HALJAKE)

TT: It seems that you consider me to be, no less than one hundred percent of the time, an obstinate stick in the mud.
TT: I unironically respect your position on this matter. Hey, let's continue to exchange ideas.
GT: Wait...
GT: "It seems"??
TT: What?
GT: Oh for fucks sake.
TT: Is something the matter, Jake?
GT: This is your auto responder.
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