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hello and welcome to my shipping chart. i had a desire to make this as close in style to the era of homestuck shipping charts in 2012, so here i am. there are some i left out because i dont need this to be 15 miles long. i will eventually tidy this up and fix spacing and readability but for now it is what it is im sorry. notes are at the end, and without further adieu, my favorite homestuck pairings as of august 27th 2026. ....................................................

MY #1 OTP OAT I LOVE DAVEJADEKAT I WAS ROBBED OF DAVEJADEKAT THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER PAIRINGS

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ADDITIONALLY
ill add these as sprites eventually but im lazy.
davejohn, dadbro, nanamom, davecest, davetav blackred, davegam black, daverezi pale, eridirk redpaleblack, soltav red, arasol pale, karezi paleblack, vristav black, johnkat red, jadenepfef red, meulozlatuna (meulin kurloz latula mituna) palered, meunah black, Ψiignless pale, signblood redblackpale, mindglare redblack, dualfang black, summonleer red, and most recently neptav pale they love to flarp together and hold hands. also rosejune strictly only june so its yuri idgaf about rosejohn
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NOTPS
i'm not making this section cute because i hate these pairings so much
dirkjake, davekat, gamjane, araquius, erifef red, cronkri, crotuna & any incest. i dont fuck with these.

PLEASE DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU LIKE STRIDERCEST. it sucks i hate it and i have a very horrible association and trauma associated closely with it. its also just strange and you need help. i dont like dirkjake for the same horrible association but dirkjake is still better than incest. i would prefer you dont talk to me about either for any reason, love or hate. thank you please be nice to me
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NOTES
MY ATABOOK

1. i ship davejadekat and davejade very much but davekat on its own is boring. im sorry.
2. no i dont ship davejake to be different i ship it because of personal history with the pairing its very cute to me.
3. if you think vristav is abusive &/or problematic in any quadrant then you are admitting to me that you don't know anything about troll culture and you woobify tavros. tavros is not a fucking baby and violent relationships are literally in their culture. violence in general is troll culture. even matespritships can get violent.
4. i really love the ancestors and dancestors so eventually they will be added here but they arent for now sorry.
5. its easy to tell i like the striders and captors a lot from this list lol.
6. im pretty basic in taste i would say i dont really have that many rarepairs.
7. most of these pairings are unabashedly me and my boyfriend.
8. all in good fun i dont really care much about most of these pairings except for the otps. i like them all in a normal way otherwise and its ok if you disagree with me because your pairings are probably pretty cool too. lets hold hands

i like tmasc dirkroxy yaoi but nobody will know because i put it at the bottom. i hate the zahhaks but nobody will knwo ebcause i put it at the b
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