Cry / Elijah. It. Intersex.
I was raised off Homestuck.
I've been here since 2010, roughly 8 years old. I take
this shit very seriously.
Lover ☆ /Dave ☆ /Jade ☆ Ata
I have a lot of Homestuck opinions stored up in me. I don't really like to interact with underage fans because it's usually "baby's first fandom." I used to run a very popular Godtier analysis blog in 2020, that I deleted long ago. Ask me to classpect you... I will! I love SBURB and the mechanics of the game, and I have run hundreds of fansessions and roleplays over the years. I've read Homestuck start-to-finish ~8 times and thoroughly enjoy discussing the "semantics" and the little details. I HATE Hussie's new "class charts," Maid is not the inverse of Heir and they haven't had their hands directly on Homestuck in a milennia so whatever Hussie says is not gospel in any regard to me. I hate Homestuck 2 and the epilogues. Just a useless destruction of an otherwise perfectly fine webcomic. I'm a Knight of Doom and a Prospit dreamer. I am a Taurus so technically I'd be a Bronze blood but in my heart I'm a Gold blood. Wall of text alert... this isn't even my extended. You can find that on /Dave as soon as I get to doing it. You can also find my 2012 style HS shipping chart on /Jade while you're still here. Okay thankyougoodbye.