🧭 Tempus soundclip collections by theme
Collections of soundclips fitting a central theme.
Does not include all soundclips. (See master list here: https://rentry.org/tempussounds)
🎓 Postgrad update: I didn't clip from member streams while the grads' memberships were still purchasable, but now that they aren't and it's impossible to impact their sales in any way, I don't see it mattering anymore. I am thus releasing the few magmenshi clips I kept to myself or clipped after graduation.
Key:
- 🎵 Clip = link to mp3 (clipped by me)
- 🎶 Clip = link to mp3 (clipped by Altyume soundanon)
- ❓ Clip* = link to mp3 (by unknown/anonymous clipper. *hover for more info if asterisked)
- 📺 Source = source video timestamp (hover for vid title)
- Header # ←click header to reveal an anchor to link directly to that section (or use table of contents links)
Contents
Oshi-specific collections
🧤 Magni
🧤 Yume, flirty, deep/fried/sultry voice
(Lots of overlap within this section, separated roughly)
🧤 Flirty, sultry voice
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [flirty] "Hello~" #1
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [flirty] "Hello~" #2
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [flirty] "Hello~" #3
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ohh~...What's going on here~?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Mm~...Oh~okay"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Mm~ Ahh~ Ohhh~~ I see~"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "8 hours, really? Mm~ Oh~"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Eheh~ ...Yeah, I got the stuff...come here...You asked the right guy~ [tch] "So, uh, eheh...You lookin' for the good stuff?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [flirty] "Oh myy~ [tch] Hello! ♪ Ey-ey-ey~♪ Keeper of the ruins, oh~? [tch] Alriiiight~" [chuckle] " 'Come!' ....think I will~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip " 'Come!' ....think I will~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [flirty voice] [tch] "Ahh~" [chuckles] [sharp inhale] "Ooh~" [sharp inhale]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Hey baby..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "You know I treat you good, baby~?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "That's all right, take your time, baby~ I've been around the block. I know how to—I know how to wear you down. Nah, nah, c'mon! C'mon, man!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Yeah, yeah, I'm a funny guy, aren't I? Makes you attracted to me, huh?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I didn't expect to feel some of these emotions that I've been [drops to sultry voice] feeling during this stream~ [tch] Yeah~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [sultry voice] "Oh my~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh~" [flirty moan] [drops low] [deep fried] "...myyyyyyy.....my, my, my~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [low] "Look at the stream title." (x2) [spraying sfx] "There you go." [flower wailing noises] "Oh, you don't like that~? What's wrong?" [more spraying & wailing] "What, you don't like that? C'mon..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You like that? Mm~ You like that? Yeah, you like that, don't you?"
📺 Source ❓ Clip Boysmell copypasta
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [intense sniff] [flirty voice] "What's that smell~?" [intense sniff] "Where's that smell~? ...If you're a smell...Identify yoursmelf."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ara ara~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ara ara~"
📺 Source ❓ Clip* "Oh my gosh, thanks for the akasupaaa...." [reverb on] "Ara ara~"
🧤 Yume/affectionate
See also: above section
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Hey babygirl~"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Just for you, pumpkin!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Hi, honey~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (first sentence only) "I know you're a good girl! All my mags are good little boys and girls."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I've not met my soulmate yet! (They could be in chat right now...)"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yes. Love me. And no one else."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Come to daddy..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) "Don't be angry; you're my little princess! That's what you wanna hear, right?" [laughing]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yeah, you're my little princess!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "After I get through that, you'll get a little solo Mag action from me. You know? Just you and me. ♪ Just the two of us ♪"
📺 Source ❓ Clip* "I'll see you, uh—I'll see you in a little bit! In less than an hour. Bye-bye, smooches~" [kissy noise]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip BFE RP ASMR:
Oh...I didn't see you there. No, no, I was just working on, uh, cooking up a potion—Yeah, go ahead and have a seat—I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow. ...Hm? No, I'm not— ... [while sighing] No, I'm not doing anything later, why? I don't usually go out to eat anymore these days, just been busy. ...With you? [tsk] Um, sure, I guess so? Where—What were you thinking? ...Yeah, okay, we can. Yeah, just let me finish up here...
📺 Source ❓ Clip* Daddy fish reaffirmations ASMR:
Splash! ...You're doing great, baby. I'm proud of you. Just keep it up. It'll all be worth it. I know you can do it. Just stay strong for daddy, alright? We'll make it through this... Sploosh!
📺 Source ❓ Clip* Waiter roleplay:
[smooth voice] "Thank you for waiting. Here is your meal. Let me reach—Oh! Oh my goodness, sir! I am so sorry; my apologies. Here, let me pat that down for you." [patting noises] "Sir! Sir, no weapons allowed in here. I'm afraid I might have to ask you to leave. ......Oh? ...Heh. Well, well~" [music]
🧤 Vocal fry
See also: flirty/sultry section above, anything here or on the other pages with [fried], either of his Twitter spaces, morning voice totsus
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [deep fried] "Ye-e-a-h-h..."
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [deep fried] "Y-e-e-a-a-h-h-h....Yep"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [low, purry] "yeah, yeah"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [low, growly] "Ooh"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Oh my God..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [fried] "Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy....Oh myyy...."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [fried] "Ohhhhh..." [sucking noise]
🧤 Sussy stuff
🧤 Sussy noises
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [sharp inhale] "Mmm~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [moaning] "Mm—[tsk]—ahHHh~!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I~love~pasta~" [moans]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [moaning] "Oh~ that donut looks so~ fucking GOOD!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip [moaning] "Oh~ yes!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [short moan] "Mmmh~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [moaning] "MmmmmmMh~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [moaning] "Oawhhh~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [gasp, quivering breath, grunt]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [panting] [gasp] "OH my gosh!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (full) 🎶 Clip 2 (just the moan) dramatic hyperventilation noises + short moan
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (full) 🎶 Clip 2 (first half) hyperventilation + "Just one more, just one more!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [soft gasp]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (full) [dramatic hyperventilation noises] [soft panting] [whispered] "Oh my gosh, yes, this is what I wanted"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) [soft panting] [whispered] "Oh my gosh, yes, this is what I wanted"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [soft grunts] #1
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [soft grunts] #2
📺 Source 🎵 Clip Egh! / 🎵 Clip Egh!!
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "hagh...egh…"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "No—" [soft grunt]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [panting] "I can't, I can't (x3) please (x3)"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Please, I can't...!" [whining noises]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (just the noises) [wimpy exertion noises] "Ohh!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [coughs] "...ugh...Ooh, ok..." [while sighing]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 🎵 Clip 2 (same) [pants, coughs]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ahh~" [loud gulp]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "mh"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [mouth full] "mm!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [mouth full] "mmph..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [mouth full] "...hmh?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [whispered] "Oh ffuck..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ohhh...Oh my God…" [strained]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [panting] "Ah, my stomach!" [sharp inhale] [drinks water] [panting]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Hold on, I need—I need to get up and…like…" + exertion noises + "hold on, I need to" + exertion noises + sharp inhale + whispered "OK"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip moan + "why do I…" + sharp inhale + "what time is it? oh~…ooh~" + shivering noises
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [stretch, moan, yawn] "I had so much fun~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (grunt 1) 🎵 Clip 2 (grunt 2) 🎵 Clip 3 (full) [growly grunts] [strained] "C'mon!!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 ("aw yeah" + slurp) 🎵 Clip 2 ("aw yeah" only) [whispered] "Aw yeah~!" [slurping noises]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [fried] "Ohhhhh..." [sucking noise]
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [sucky noises]
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Oh~" [sharp inhale, sigh]
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [grunt/exhale]
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [low, growly] "Ooh"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "[moaning] Ah~ [tch] Shiiit, don't do this to me" [swallow]
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Owhhh...Are you gonna do this to me right now?"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Shiiit [tch] Aw, man...~"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [labored/quivering breathing]
🧤 Sussy statements/phrasing
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh, you wanna fuck...?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "These are a lot of dudes! There's a lot of dudes coming in me."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "There's more dudes coming in me? Oh my—"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "What a horror!" (sounds like "What a whore!")
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm not a whore."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It just sounds like you're lusting after me."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I shall breed you!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Man, this is SO deep, ugh!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ohh, it's so deep! Ahh my gosh~! It's so deep, what the heck?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Wha—! Ah~ it's so deep~! What the heck? Ah!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh~ Kinda feels nice, though, not gonna lie..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ohh, that felt so good" [sharp inhale]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh, that's good~ ...that's good...yeah..." [breathy]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Wouldn't you just wanna just…cuddle in bed?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It's huge!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I can just...whip it out really quick"
📺 Source 🎶❓ Clip* "I'm here to—I'm here to come!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I kinda want to go back and dump my load…"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I can't take this anymore"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Can I take that guy?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "WHOA! What that mouth do, though, Je-sus!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I need them to scream. I need them to scream for me"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤"Brother, you can moan as much as you want" / 📗 "Really?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You know, I could just go—I just c—I can just go in raw sometimes, yaknow?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "OK, we need lube, I think."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "I need silicone rubber, kay? …heh, you got that right."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Le—OK, lemme try, let me try...going...bottom..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ah!" (x3) "Ow, my butt! Ah!" [sharp inhale] "Ai..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎶 Clip 2 (first half only) "AGH, MY ASS!" [sharp inhale] "AGH!" [sharp inhale x2] "Agh... Oh my gosh...I'm OK. Sorry, sorry, excuseーplease excuse my language. I didn'tーI just, uh... That was instinctual, I don't know..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It does drip out the back. (Yeah, I can relate...)"
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip "My fucking throat!" [gawk gawk noises]
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip "Dude, my throat's killing me; it's like I hit that fucking gawk gawk 3000, bro. Tomorrow it's gonna be fucking rough."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Oh, what a satisfying suck!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [slurping noises] "Oh my goodness, I'm giving him the slurp, though!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ah, come on, yeah! Yeah, yeah!" [slurping noises]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I just kind of lay there and I'm like, 'Hey, go at it!' "
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "'I want new drinks and h-h-h-HOT GUYS!' Dude!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [high pitched] "Here I come~!" [low] "Big boy… Mmm..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [impact noises] "Yeah, take it! [impact noises]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (orig) 🎵 Clip (shorter edit) [whispered] "Just take it, just take it... right here, right here..."
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Ah, I've activated phase 2 of, like, in bed"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [whispering] "uhn—lemme—uhn—lemme—I gotta..." [while sighing] [shaky breath] "I gotta roll over" [grunt/sigh]
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip [inhale] [unf] "Ok, I've rolled over. You can, uh......"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "You'll NEVER go unprotected ever again."
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Put it in!"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Yeah, I'm a grinder"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Don't mind me, just double bricked up on a Wednesday..."
🧤 Sussy phrases continued (kinky stuff)
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Wow, that is some kinky shit!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "This is some kinky shit!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Y'know, who hasn't played a little dressup? You're telling me you've never worn... ...I'm gonna stop talking."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "'I'm thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my personality,' ah, 'Makes a statement like, attach a leash to me and take me for a walk, please'?" [inhale through teeth] "I'm thinking of getting a spiked collar to make a statement...telling people, 'take me for a walk, please'? Hel~lo??"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Yessir~" [while sighing]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm submissive!!" (x3)
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You'd better listen to what I say. The role reversal is about to happen."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm in control, baby!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Not so tough now, huh? I could finish you off right now."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (just the moan) "Do you want it to hurt~?" [short moan]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [impact noises] "Yeah, take it! [impact noises]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [impact noises] "Oh, this one likes it!" [impact noises] "...Yeah, you like that, don't you?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [impact noises] "You've! been a! bad! boy!" [grunt] "You've been a bad boy! Don't you EVER...speak to me like that again!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [sharp inhale] "Alright, c'mon (x6), do it! I want you to, I want you to do it—AARGH!!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 1 (short) "Are you going to let me...let me get off?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I wanna step on him. I wanna step on him and crush him."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "That's right." [spits]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Before we continue here, I will have to have you lick up that spit off the floor"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "You're my filthy little greased-up little piglets" [snorting noises]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh, mama! Are these Toriel's, uh, AHEM" [gasp, quivering breath, intense sniff, grunt]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [intense sniff] [flirty voice] "What's that smell~?" [intense sniff] "Where's that smell~? ...If you're a smell...Identify yoursmelf."
📺 Source ❓ Clip Boysmell copypasta
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (first line only) [leans into mic] "See, look; it's working. Look how BADLY you want me to do it... No, no, no~ That's right. Heh heh heh...That's right~♪"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I want it so~o baaadd~!" [moaning/strained]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Don't you think that...a little desperation is kinda hot? ...You know what I mean?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yeah, piss on him now!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Did you miss me, my thirsty little mags? You're-You're-You're a th—You're some thirsty little mags, aren't you? Well, don't worry...Dezzy-Wezzy's back. And I'm here...to hydrate you." [zipper sfx] "Say 'ahh.' Line up...in alphabetical order."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I hope the thirsty little Mags have been thoroughly hydrated...with my Mag fluid..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Stop! Oh my gosh. I see. I'm not pissing in your mouth. Please. When have I ever even alluded to that?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "The Google algorithm can detect the slightest bit of 'pissing in your mouth' roleplay ASMR, OK?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Your mouth is open, too?" [sigh]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Come here! Open your mouth!" [spraying sfx]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yeah...Get engorged! Oh, I need to wait for him to open his mouth!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Do it! Open that big ol'...fat lips of yours."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Open wide, big boy!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [spraying sfx] "Oh, he likes it!" [spraying sfx] "...Whoa, there's a big one!" [spraying sfx, coin sfx] "...Ooh, he's spurtin' 'em out!" [spraying sfx] "They're thirsty! And they'll give me some money for doin' it..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [low] "Look at the stream title." (x2) [spraying sfx] "There you go." [flower wailing noises] "Oh, you don't like that~? What's wrong?" [more spraying & wailing] "What, you don't like that? C'mon..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "He's pissing himself, he's got that tongue—That guy's a freak!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ogh~ this is disgusting! (I love it!)"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yeah, I take a lot of knots..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Hold on, before we go, I'm gonna deposit my eggs."
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Hold on, I'm taking a peek at you guys now"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "I'm observing you. How's that make you feel, huh? How's that make you feel? You're being observed."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Please...There are people around!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) "WHAT THE—?! You guys are disgusting! Right in front of me? You guys are sick!"
🧤 Maglove
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (first sentence) "Man I'd love for you to just take care of me forever. Isn't that what we all want? Just to be taken care of? Yaknow, shown some love? Think so. If only everyone could have that in their life, yaknow?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You're treating me nice. That kinda makes me wanna hold your hand."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I think everyone—especially the older you get, the more beat down by life you get, right? Everyone pines to be taken care of like this...coddled, right? No matter how badass we want to seem. This is nice."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Ahh...ahh…That makes me feel nice~ Yessir."
🧤 Aggro
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You fucker! I'll kill you!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You don't think I know who you are?! I'll get you. I know exactly who you are. Pray we never meet in real life. I'll slit your throat."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [strained] "I'll kill you, I'll kill you! I'll find you and slit your throat, I swear...bathe in your blood."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'M GONNA kill you, [under breath] you fucking piece of shit..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yeah, you wanna go?!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "That's right." [spits]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Tourist?" [spits] "GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "G-GIVE IT—TO ME!!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [sweetly] "You know what, you wanna escape? Huh~? You wanna escape?" [aggressively] "Get back in here!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh my f—pleeEEEASE?!" [frustrated]
📺 Source ❓Clip "We need to find these people and kill them!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (all lines) 🎵 Clip 2 (just the soft grunts) "Ow! You—! You wanna go?! Come back here! You coward! You wanna bite me and then run?! I don't think so!" [soft grunts] "That's right!"
🧤 Memes/Exploitable quotes
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🧤 [over intro music] "Can I get an amen?!" [music] "...I said, can I get an amen, Magnation?" [music] "Hallelujah!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip "What a bait! That's like an expert bait. That's like a—That's like a m—expert bait right there, Je-sus!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Yeah, we've been going for 6 hours. Seis horas."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Viewing this endless cycle of worthless garbage"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "Garbage. Actual garbage. Like shit-tier, bottom of the barrel, fucking garbage. Hot garbage."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm never bringing up Tumblr ever again. That was my mistake."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "This character...is a dirty fujoshi, bro!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "She's about to write a fanfiction about us"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (minus FF.net) "She's about to write an ABO fanfiction about us on fanfiction.net"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Well, I'm the omega."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "OK, you guys are down bad"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Alright, stop with your lore...Stop with your lore..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "He's traumadumping!" [laughs]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "'Selfish brat'?! ...Fuck you!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm not tsundere, am I?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I am not unhinged! …am I?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (lines reversed) "I can sleep? No I can't." / "Wait, I can sleep? Nani? For realsies?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip " 'Damn, you live like this, Magni?' I do. I do, in fact."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Oh my goodness gracious, her thighs though!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "They're juicy, they're thick! This is some thick thighs!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh~? Ayo?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Wait, this is kinda sussy!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Wow, that is some kinky shit!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "This is some kinky shit!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "What kind of sick shit is this?!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "This guy looks depraved. Like, he looks like a degenerate."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oo-hoo! Some inflation fetishists playing—making this game" [laughs]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "They're stuck in a timeloop, timeloop, timeloop! Timeloop, timeloop! Timeloop...!"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "What the fuck is this? Wh-what pi—What're these pictures you're posting?"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "You guys have some VODs to catch up on, man!"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🎵 Clip "They've got a spot for you in Arkham Asylum for how crazy you are"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip " 'Don't feed the trolls' Oh, I'm feeding the trolls, alright: my nuts. Gargle 'em."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Tourist?" [spits] "GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip Rent free rant:
I just, uh, you know, it's just crazy, 'cause nowadays it's so hard for people my age—our age, right?—to find places to live. Houses are so expensive, owning a house is like a pipedream, right? So I just really appreciate people like that for offering me a place to live rent free. In this economy, rent free? It's crazy! It's crazy. The appliances, laundry, dryer included, rent free. It even ha—it's a two-car garage. Wow. Wow. Look how deep the sink is! This is a nice place! You could charge people to live here! Oh my gosh... And a basement. Wow. Not a lot of places have basements nowadays; that's usually extra. So thank you, thank you, everyone, for offering me—and I had a lot of offers—usually you have to apply and you have to pay, like an application to even apply to be considered, but they're giving me offers! I get to pick and choose where I get to live rent free. And, you know what, I'll take 'em all! I'll spend the summer in this person's head rent free...Ah, you know what, it's getting a little hot here in the summer, actually...Maybe we'll go over there rent free. In the winter there's a nice little winter cabin...Ah, this guy's skull is extra thick so it's insulated to keep me warm from the cold, rent free as well. Ah...you know and maybe sometimes I want to be closer in the city so I'll change up to this guy. Yeah, it's a little bit of a smaller place, but look at this! Wow. Wow, it's a little patio! It's like a balcony patio peering into the street behind the house, behind the—this is a townhouse, you know, no backyard, but you get like a little balcony. Rent free in this economy. It's tough, it's tough. People losing their jobs every day...
🧤 Pained
To-do: copy applicable clips from other sections
📺 Source 🎶 Clip fake crying about being baited
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm seiso, I'm seiso! Please..." [whiny crying voice] "I just wanna be a seiso idol...!" [sniff] [soft sobbing] "seiso... [?] ...you remember I wanna be a seiso idol...?" [soft sob]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [whiny crying voice] "I just wanna be a seiso idol...!" [sniff] [soft sobbing] "seiso... [?] ...you remember I wanna be a seiso idol...?" [soft sob]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "AAGH! PLEASE!"
🧤 Unsorted
(slowly adding in clips from main page that weren't included on this page)
📺 Source ❓ Clip "OK, reverse it, reverse it? Reverse it, reverse it, reverseitEEEEEEEEEGH!!! REVERSEIT!!!!!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip (from #31596811) [tiny voice] "Hey guys, like, my name's...Magant...Antmond, my name's Magant, uh, welcome to my stream. My ant hashtag will be—for fanart will be, um...#DrawAnt? ...Antnation, where we at?! Antnation, can I get an awoo?"
📺 Source ❓ Clip "Heh, what are they gonna do, fire me?"
📺 Source ❓ Clip"I hate you guys, man!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) 🎵 Clip (omega only) "Oh, that was the alpha! Well, I'm the omega, heheh."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "And—and I won't say your name, so it's not like you're getting a free superchat reading." [spits]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [sigh] "I wish I was cute like this..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Oh my goodness gracious, her thighs though!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "They're juicy, they're thick! This is some thick thighs!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [exertion noises] [whispered] "C'mere, c'mere, c'mere...Good."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [smug laughter descending into deep flirty voice]
📺 Source ❓Clip ♪ "So here we are...on top of John's wife!" ♪ [laughing]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) 🎵 Clip 3 (shortest) "Something's gonna scare me, and I'm gonna, like, piss myself, 'cause I'm hydrating so much"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It's lik—I-I-I'm gonna piss myself, I'll be right back"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ohhh, my oh my—" [stretch, moan, yawn] "I had so much fun~"
📺 Source ❓Clip (from #32354610) "I'm sorry I abuse the little Magmites so much. ... ...No I'm not. [chuckle] You are simply objects...to be used...for my...satisfaction."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "I would love to become a little f— little Vienna sausage, little f— little V— little f— chungy little...salty little Vienna sausage Maggie...Magni Dezmond sausage."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 🎮 "You wanna see police brutality?" 🧤 "No, I don't, sir."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (first half only) [panting] ngh…get…in there! yepyepyepyep MM
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "I'm a man of my word..."
📺 Source (@~36m)🎶 Clip gagging/pukey noises
📺 Source 🎶 Clip Oh no, it's sticky! It's on the floor in my— I feel it at the bottom of my feet! It's sticky, oh no!
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 'Ittapupu'? 'Ittapupu'? Oh my gosh...Nice. Eat a poo poo, huh? You eat da poo poo?
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'm thirsty, I'm so thirsty!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yes, we're docking!! We're docking!!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Yaoi folder? What are you talking about? Fuck, did I show my desktop?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip feminine "Ah~!" + guh
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [mocking voice] "Yeah, yeah, totally, that sounds good!" [normal voice] "Tsk, garbage!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "That's all right, take your time, baby~ I've been around the block. I know how to—I know how to wear you down. Nah, nah, c'mon! C'mon, man! Magni knows how to treat a ghost~"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Would I smooch a ghost? Hell yes, brother!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Agh! Please don't do this, mama..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Please!!" [high pitched] "Ahー!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Where is she?" [baby voice] "...mama?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ooh! I wanna pet YOU!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'll pet you!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 2 "Orange scented? It'll make me smell delicious? Mm~...Oh~okay"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "I think, you know, so far, if they seem...if they seem cute, then, you know what? Then I'll spare them. But if I don't like the way that they're looking at me...I'll kill them."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) 🎵 Clip (last 2 sentences) "Your shorts are a little short for how cold it is. It's a little cold out, a little chilly! You got some booty shorts on, huh? But you don't care~ Because you lookin' good~"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Eh? Ohh!" [feminine] "Ah~!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) "What a terrible place to advertise...because there's no one hotter than the great Magni Dezmond. Why would anyone go for anything lesser? No dating site can provide something better than the Magni Dezmond experience."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) "There's no one hotter than the great Magni Dezmond. Why would anyone go for anything lesser?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (short) "OK. Um... Let's do this, then..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (Oopsie woopsie copypasta) "Oopsie woopsie! We did a Maggy waggy! UwU A widdle Maggo boingo! The code Magmites at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!!" [laughs]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 2 "I~love~pasta~" [moans] "I LOVE pasta so—I love saucy stuff, like creamy stuff, like a fettuccini alfredo, a—" [sharp inhale] "a nice sphagett—" [grunt] "I love sp—I love pasta"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (just the moan) "I really like creamy stuff...you know, fettuccine alfredo...I love fettuccine alfredo!" [moans] "...I'd love some fettuccine alfredoーHeh, it's like I'm trying to bait fettuccine alfredo. It's likeーit's impossible, you know? I can'tーI'm not going to, like, get fettuccine alfredo. I'm like, 'Oh~' [sharp inhale] 'MAGNATION, it'd be so nice if I got some fettuccine alfredo...' It's like, 'Wha'y...?' like, 'Wha'd'ya...what d'ya want? I don't know what yー WhaーWho'd'y...?' "
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "'Magni could totally be a Tumblr sexyman' What does that mean?
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Thank you. I'm the babygirl, huh?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Does a babygirl get money? Yes? No? 'You get money so I guess so.' Nonononono, it's not a transitive property thing going on. I'm so lost."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "'It describes endearing adult men who are also pathetic'? There's no way. ...Hey, wait a minute! What the hell?"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "UwU? Not OwO. UwU!" [almost falls off cliff] [screaming] "OWOhh!!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "I will no longer be reading babygirl superchats"
📺 Source🎵 Clip "Take me. Take meeeeeeeeeee!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Alchemist of Holostars English, artist, DJ, jury, and babygirl"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip gaydar
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I'll only kill someone if I don't like them. If I dislike them, I will kill them."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [laughs] "OK, you guys are just—You guys just want me to genderbend everyone! You just want me to draw cute girls!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Top 10 shows that make you forget...to do your frickin job."
📺 Source🎵 Clip "But I'm back. I'm back, baby! Did you miss me? ...Hey...wait a minute...You guys weren't watching any other streamers while I was gone, right? You waited patiently like like good little Magmites, right? ...I sure hope so. ...Hmph...we're gonna have to have a discussion about this..."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "It's very interesting to see Altare, look him in the eyes, and hear the things that he says that I'm usually familiar with, right? To hear the words come out of his mouth that I've heard him say, but to be looking him in the eyes while he says these things. And it's, like, stuff I recognize, ah, it's like an Altare-ism, right? A Regis-ism. It's like, ah, classic Altare, like, "ism," like, the way he speaks, but it's, like...It was very surreal to be standing right next to him (or, I guess, we were sitting) and be looking at—looking at his face while he speaks?" [laughs] "And I felt true fear!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip " 'Welcome back, babygirl.' It's good to be back."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip [reading chat] "'We missed you, it was a rough week ngl but welcome back, Maglord.' I know, I know, it was, wasn't it? But I'm back now, you don't have to worry, and I'll never leave you ever again."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Altare has some....ya got some veiny forearms. Not gonna lie. But it was cool..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (first half) "What the hell? I just got a warm sensation in my leg, like I p—" [comedic pause] "I'll drink some more water..."
📺 Source ❓ Clip (404) ❓ Clip (reuploaded) (from #37982186) MILFs (interview w/ Ironmouse 😈):
- 🧤 "If it's got MILFs, I know about it."
- 😈 "Oh, you're a MILF enjoyer?"
- 🧤 "Yeah. ...I dunno if I'm an 'enjoyer.' Because, like..."
- 😈 "A connoisseur?"
- 🧤 "Like...Do you enjoy water? You need water. Are you an enjoyer of water? You need water to live. You know what I mean?
- 😈 "Oh, so you need MILFs to live?"
- 🧤"So I wouldn't say I'm—I'm not saying I'm—I wouldn't really say I'm an 'enjoyer,' you know...It's just, like, part of...like...of, like, my...You know, it's just in the rotation, you know? It is what it is...you know? But, uh, yeah, yeah..."
- 😈 [laughing]
🧤 Longer/less useful versions of other clips
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) "OK, you guys are—you guys are too—you guys are dow—You guys tricked me! You guys are down bad for—for fem!Magni!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (shorter) "You guys are down bad for fem!Magni"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip (full) "It's not my bare feet. I'm not a whore. I-it would be covered up. I'd have, like, pantyhose or, like, something, like some kind of foot, like...some kind of foot glove?" [laughs] "Stop, please!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip (full) " 'Something about her disturbs—Yeah, you know? She's wearing the booty shorts when it's—Wait, also, her pet is a bunny? 'Bunbun...' But she's a bunny! What kind of sick—What kind of sick shit is this? Huh? She's got her kid on a leash! ...I wish I was that bunny."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) "You're treating me nice. That kinda makes me wanna hold your hand. Lemme get back there, lemme get back there, LEMME GET BACK THERE!! Ok, haha, have a good day..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) "Wouldn't you just wanna just…cuddle in bed? And give me more pies?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) "You'd better listen to what I say. The role reversal is about to happen. I'm the mommy now!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) "D'you have a fun time~n'aw? D'you have a fun time~? I had a fun time. I'm glad - this was actually really fun~ I didn't expect to feel some of these emotions that I've been [drops to sultry voice] feeling during this stream~ [tch] Yeah, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah…"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) "I'm back! Did you miss me, my thirsty little Mags? 'Ja miss me? Did you miss me, my thirsty little mags? You're-You're-You're a th—You're some thirsty little mags, aren't you? Well, don't worry...Dezzy-Wezzy's back. And I'm here...to hydrate you." [zipper sfx] "Say 'ahh.' Line up...in alphabetical order. But crops are thriving, the Magmites are being fed, Magni Dezmond has returned..."
📗 Vesper
📗 Embarrassed
📺 Source Ves bullied by SCs 🎵 Compilation of flustered voice clips (includes following lines):
- "Oh no... Nonono, it's fine." +
- "Oh my God..." [sniff] +
- "PLEASE, I beg you, please—! Nonono, we're good, we're good! ...Oh no..." +
- "Please stop!" [sniff] "Please, I'm begging you, please stop! [laugh] "Please...!" +
- "Just stop. Just...just...just stop" +
- [deep breath] [strained] "OK... Oh my God..." [swallow + breath catch] "I've made a huge mistake..." [shaky breath] +
- [deep sigh/moan]
📺 Source Embarrassed Vesper 🎵 Compilation (Includes the following snippets):
- 🎵 Clip [while sighing] "OK..."
- 🎵 Clip "What? Wh—" [defeated sigh]
- 🎵 Clip [flustered moan]
- 🎵 Clip "Ohh man..."
- 🎵 Clip "Ohh my God..."
- 🎵 Clip "Oh my God...Oh jeez..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Don't worry about it! (Oh my God... It's fine. Just end me, just end me!) It's fine, nah, we're-we're fine"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (just the noise) [choked noise + feminine "ah!"] "OK. OK. Alright, that's good. Ignore the—Ignore the...noises. Shut up. Ignore the—Just shut—Just shut up! Just shut up. Just-s-s...[laughs] You didn't hear that. You didn't hear it. OK."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [weak] "OK"
📗 Pained
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [whiny crying noises] + "No...!" (x3) + [irregular heavy breathing into hands]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (scream+cry) "Oh Je—Oh sweet [wheeze laugh]...Jesus Christ!" [scream] "I can't look at it!" [scream + whiny crying noises] "...I can't look at it!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [screams into hands] "I'M SO BAD!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "AGH~! It hurts!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [sigh] "Agh, the pain!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (denoised) 🎵 Clip (orig) [pained moans]
📗 Sussy noises
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [flustered moan]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [moans] "Ahn~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [sigh/moan]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [satisfied sigh] "Ah..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [squee ascending in pitch & volume]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [choked noise + high-pitched "ah!"]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [nibbling + "mm" noises]
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip [grunt/moan] mh~
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (denoised) 🎵 Clip (orig) [strained moans]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (denoised) 🎵 Clip (orig) "OK..." [moans/sighs (x2)]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 🎵 Clip 2 [breathy/moaning] "Oh~"
"Dad noises" (Twitter Space quality) (Unarchived)
📗 Sussy statements/phrasing
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip [raspy whisper close to mic] "WHORE"
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip "I'm just gonna shove it into my mouth..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh, fuck me! Ohhh, fuck! Oh, fuck!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Aw, shoot, you're gonna—you're gonna make me—" [sharp inhale] "AAAHHH..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Look at it...It's so big."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "'Nice shaft, bro,' thank you. Thank you for complimenting the shaft."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "This shaft is going where it wants to go"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 "Yeah, yeah! It just sounds horny! 🎵 Clip 2 "It just sounds horny!
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Just the way I want it. I want to be able to observe but not be observed. To me that's..." [chuckles under breath] "It makes me sound like a pervert, hold on a second..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (w/o bike) "'You're a masochist?' Well that's besides the point. That's not something I'm gonna talk about" [laughs] "What I do with my bicycle is none of your business!" [laughs]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "These three will join in a ménage à trois"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "She's got…a big cock."
📗 Flirty/yume
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [breathy] "Oh~ Oh~ Oh, I missed you so much." [kissing noises]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Listen, baby...I made a mistake...c'mon, c'mon"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "MWAH! Job well done."
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Are you ready?" (x2) "MWAH! ...There you go."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [kiss sfx] "There you go."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 [flirty] "You're looking even more ravishing tonight than usual~" / 🧤 [while laughing] "Oh no..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Hello? Hello, my darling baby girl?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Good boy"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Ooh, baby!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Hello?" [gasp] "C'mere! You're mine now! You're MINE!!"
📗 Aggro
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I will KILL you."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Do you under—" [desk slam] "—STAND ME?!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [frustrated growl]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "You disgust me!" [spits]
📺 Source ❓ Clip "DISGUSTING!" [spits]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Filthy. Disgusting. You disgust me, eugh! Get outta here!" [spits]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Hello?" [gasp] "C'mere! You're mine now! You're MINE!!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip "NO!! No touching! I'm an idol. You can't touch me."
📗 Memes/Exploitable quotes
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It's gotta have big number because big number better."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It's gotta have big numbers, like in the thousands and the ten-thousands, 'cause big—'cause big number good!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "'Bigger number, better person' - exactly!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "It's like, ohh, big number good! Me caveman, me like big number!" [laughs] "Good number, good number, me like big number!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Big number good. Big number make me feel warm and fuzzy inside."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "He lacks critical information?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "GOD I wish that was me!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Oh, thank God! Finally, some good food!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Big, honking...yaoi hands"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Some down bad atrocious behavior"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "Get back to work, you bum!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I can fix him!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I can fix him! Vesties, you don't understand! I can fix him!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "That's the horny one, right? Yeah, that's definitely Dez." [laughs]
📗 Close to mic
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip 📗 [raspy whisper close to mic] "WHORE"
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip [leans in to mic] "Just do your fucking worst - I've already won."
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip [leans in to mic] "You sit on a throne of lies!"
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip [leans in to mic] [whispered] "I swear to God, I'll kill you."
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip 1 (all lines below) 🎵 Clip 2 (linked below)
📗 "Yes!" [moves closer to mic] "Yes." [moves even closer to mic] 🎵 "Yes, MAGNATION. ...I slapped your oshi's ass—"
🧤 "—EY EY EY, WHA—EY!! EY WHADDYA DOIN' 'ERE?! WHAT'RE YA TELLIN' THEM?! AW, C'MON, DON'T TELL THEM THAT! EY, WHAT'RE YA DOIN' HERE?!
📗 [laughing] "EY EY EY, I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!"
🧤 "EY, WHAT'RE YA SHOWIN' ME? AW GOD! OH GOD, C'MON, WHAT'RE YOU SHOWIN'—?
📗 "—I completely forgot what we were talking about. I, like, tapped you to, like, let you know something and, like, you, like completely derailed it, like—"
🧤 "—EY, 'CMON! WHAT'RE YA SHOWIN' ME 'ERE? EY, C'MON, MAN?!"
📗 [laughing] "WASSAMATTA YOU?!"
🎇 Altare
🎇 Yume
📺 Source 🎵 Clip (full) 🎵 Clip (minus inhale) 🎇 [inhale] [whispered] "You're doing great, sweetie..."
🎇 Sussy statements/phrasing
📺 Source Altare begging:
- 🎵 Clip "Don't need it. ...Maybe I might need it. Please give it to me. Please! (x5)"
- 🎵 Clip Easily misheard as "Please…won't you please…come inside, please!"
but it's actually "Please…won't you please…I'm in 7th place!" - 🎵 Clip Previous two clips combined
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "You know? It's all about the size. Size matters. Although, sometimes it doesn't."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "He's my evil side. You know, the one that—that appeals to the carnal desires..."
🎇 Misc
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🎇 "Eatin' good tonight!"
⛓ Axel
⛓ Sussy statements/phrasing
📺 Source 🎶 Clip "Doesn't matter - if there's a hole, there's a way!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "How do we touch each other, then?"
(unarchived)* 📺 Source 🎵 Clip "I swear, I'm gonna dick you guys down one day. I fucking swear to God."
*originally public & listed as unarchived but VOD made available for members later
⛓ Memes/Exploitable quotes
📺 Source ❓ Clip "Oh, I can't read!" [cries]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip "...a fucking monkey!" [giggles]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (last half) "Damn, you guys are crazy. You guys are—You guys are horny! Why are you guys so horny だよ?"
⛓ Misc
📺 Source ❓ Clip / (from #29352380) "What's this, what can I get out of—? A fuckin' fish?? ...A fuckin' fish?"
🧭 Any boy
🧭 Memes/Exploitable quotes
🧭 Numbers
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "It's gotta have big number because big number better."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "It's gotta have big numbers, like in the thousands and the ten-thousands, 'cause big—'cause big number good!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "'Bigger number, better person' - exactly!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "It's like, ohh, big number good! Me caveman, me like big number!" [laughs] "Good number, good number, me like big number!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "Big number good. Big number make me feel warm and fuzzy inside."
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🪫 "You think I give a fuck about your stupid numbers?! You think I give a fuck about that?!"
🧭 Whorostars
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip 📗 [raspy whisper close to mic] "WHORE"
(Unarchived) 🎵 Clip 🧤 [whispered] "Whore"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "What a horror!" (sounds like "What a whore!")
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "I'm not a whore."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "I'm not some sort of cheap whore for you to buy off to feed your sick, twisted desires."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Your oshi. Your (w)horshi. Yes!"
🧭 KYS
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🧤 "Commit sudoku."
📺 Source ❓ Clip 1 (full) ❓ Clip 2 (shorter) 🎇 "Locate a poisonous material, ingest, and wait for the heart rate to slow. Basically, kill yourself."
❓ Source ❓ Clip ⛓️ [Xbox mic] "Can you guys just, like, kill yourselves or something? I dunno..." [laughs]
❓ Source ❓ Clip ⛓️ "Can't—Can she just, like, fucking kill herself or something? Dude, honestly!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip ⛓️ "Get a gun, stick it in your mouth, and shoot yourself."
📺 Source ❓ Clip (video) ❓ Clip (audio) 🏹 "I need you to...kill yourself."
📺 Source ❓ Clip 📗 "Just do us all a favor and, like, kill yourself."
🧭 Meds
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🏹 "Let's take our meds to see if it's real. ...K. Our meds did nothing."
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🏹 "K, lemme go ahead and take some—take my meds. ...K, meds have been taken."
🧭 Bait
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🧤"What a bait! That's like an expert bait. That's like a—That's like a m—expert bait right there, Je-sus!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip 🪫"Why do I keep falling for it if it's bait?"
🧭 Timeloop
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (w/ "No!") 🎵 Clip 2 (w/o "No!") 🎩"nooO!! Help, I'm stuck in a timeloop. I'm stuck in a timeloop! What do I do?!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "They're stuck in a timeloop, timeloop, timeloop! Timeloop, timeloop! Timeloop...!"
🧭 Ara ara
📺 Source ❓ Clip ⛓ "Ara ara~" (clip from post #32275694)
📺 Source ❓ Clip* 🧤 "Oh my gosh, thanks for the akasupaaa...." [reverb on] "Ara ara~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Ara ara~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Ara ara~"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 [high pitched/Magmo voice] "Ara ara~"
🧭 Misc. memey phrases
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 🧤 "Yeah, we've been going for 6 hours. Seis horas."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip ⛓ "...a fucking monkey!" [giggles]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "He lacks critical information?"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "GOD I wish that was me!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "Oh, thank God! Finally, some good food!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🎇 "Eatin' good tonight!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "I can fix him!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "I can fix him! Vesties, you don't understand! I can fix him!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Tourist?" [spits] "GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip ⛓ "Oh, I can't read!" [cries]
🧭 Misc groupings
🧭 Laughter
📺 Source 🎵Clip Magni giggling at the evil smirk he drew
⛓ "That's kinda hot, not gonna lie."
🧤 [laughs, draws smirk, then starts giggling uncontrollably at it]
⛓ [while Magni is giggling] "Oh no, that's like Yagami Light! Oh no, she's like, 'All according to plan...' Oh no, this is like, 'all according—' This is Yagami Light shit, yo! Shit! I don't—I don't like—she's giving me, like, the Monika vibes. Oh, I don't know about this one, man, shit…"
🧤 [catches breath] "Ahh sh-h— OK, OK."
⛓ " 'All according to keikaku' "
🧤 "Let me, uh, let me throw some color on here really quick..." [inhales] "Ahh..."
⛓ "Oh my goodness..."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip Bettel's "real voice"
🎩 "Don't worry, ahem— Oh my Go— [giggles] Dear God! [giggles] My— [laughs hysterically] Oh my God, did you fucking hear that? Did you hear tha— [laughs hysterically, slaps desk] Did you hear that? [giggles]
It scared me! [through laughter] Oh my God! I got, like, air trapped in my throat, because with, like, my—I've been, like, sick, so I'm, like...I'm all phlegmmy? I don't know who that was! [through laughter] —dunno who that was! Someone just took over! [through laughter] Who was that? That was so scary! [giggling] So now I need to pause the game. [laughs, coughs]
I-I'm gonna have to hear that. I'm gonna need to play that [mocking own voice] 'dOn'T WoRrY!' That was the we— That was HORRIFYING! That was SO scary! [gasps for air] Oh my God... It literally sounded like a different person, like, behind me! It was so scary! [laugh] [mocking own voice] 'DoN't wOrRy!' [laughs] Has that ever happened where, like, something, like gets stuck in your throat and your voice become another human? I swear, that's a thing that happens! [laughs] 'Real voice leak' [laughs] That's so fucked up! That was horrifying! That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. OK, I have tears in my eyes. [deep breath] [whispering] Oh my God... [giggles] Oh my God! [giggles]
It keeps—the sound! The sound keeps replaying in my head. [mocking own voice] 'dOn'T WoRrY!' [catches breath] Oh my God...OK..."
🧭 Aggro
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "I will KILL you."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "You fucker! I'll kill you!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "You don't think I know who you are?! I'll get you. I know exactly who you are. Pray we never meet in real life. I'll slit your throat."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 [strained] "I'll kill you, I'll kill you! I'll find you and slit your throat, I swear...bathe in your blood."
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "I'M GONNA kill you, [under breath] you fucking piece of shit..."
📺 Source ❓Clip 🧤 "We need to find these people and kill them!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Yeah, you wanna go?!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 🧤 "That's right." [spits]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Tourist?" [spits] "GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "G-GIVE IT—TO ME!!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 [sweetly] "You know what, you wanna escape? Huh~? You wanna escape?" [aggressively] "Get back in here!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Oh my f—pleeEEEASE?!" [frustrated]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 1 (all lines) 🎵 Clip 2 (just the soft grunts) 🧤 "Ow! You—! You wanna go?! Come back here! You coward! You wanna bite me and then run?! I don't think so!" [soft grunts] "That's right!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "Do you under—" [desk slam] "—STAND ME?!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip [frustrated growl]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 📗 "Hello?" [gasp] "C'mere! You're mine now! You're MINE!!"
📺 Source ❓ Clip 📗 "NO!! No touching! I'm an idol. You can't touch me."
🧭 Disgust/spitting
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 1 (full) 🎵 Clip 2 (shorter) 🧤 "WHAT THE—?! You guys are disgusting! Right in front of me? You guys are sick!"
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Ogh~ this is disgusting! (I love it!)"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 📗 "You disgust me!" [spits]
📺 Source ❓ Clip 📗 "DISGUSTING!" [spits]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 📗 "Filthy. Disgusting. You disgust me, eugh! Get outta here!" [spits]
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 🧤 "That's right." [spits]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Before we continue here, I will have to have you lick up that spit off the floor"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 🧤 "You're my filthy little greased-up little piglets" [snorting noises]
📺 Source 🎵 Clip 🧤 "Tourist?" [spits] "GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!"
📺 Source 🎶 Clip 🧤 "And—and I won't say your name, so it's not like you're getting a free superchat reading." [spits]
🧭 Observing
🐦 (Twitter space) 🧤 🎵 Clip "Hold on, I'm taking a peek at you guys now"
🐦 (Twitter space) 🧤 🎵 Clip "I'm observing you. How's that make you feel, huh? How's that make you feel? You're being observed."
📺 Source 📗 🎵 Clip "Just the way I want it. I want to be able to observe but not be observed. To me that's..." [chuckles under breath] "It makes me sound like a pervert, hold on a second..."
🍀 Posts
Previous themed clip posts
Note #1: There might be more clips that fit the theme since originally posted
Note #2: This is how I got the idea for this page
- 🧤 Mag Love: >>34927291 (clips in "Mag love" section above)
- 🧤📗 Anger: >>37547549 (clips in "aggro" sections under Mag & Ves above)
- 🧤 Mag stretching noises: >>42491893 & >>42497336 (no section for this on this page but some clips may be under Mag -> sussy noises above)
- 🧤 Magni Dezperation: >>51279346 (no section on this page but almost all clips in Mag section above)
- 🧤 Magni Dezperation of a different sort... >>41359764 (no section on this page but some clips may be in Mag's section above)
Stuttergreentexts
- 🧤 Almond massage: >>35013314 (not me) / Rentry link
- 🧤 Magni getting emotional @ fangame: >>40467313 (me) / Rentry link
- 🧤 Magni surprised people liked his voice on debut: >>41179606 (me) / Rentry link
- 🧤 Magni sees your lewd art & wishes he could have a tag for it >>41372509 (me) / Rentry link
- 🧤 Magni drawing Axel as a werewolf: >>44077854 (not me) / Rentry link
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