Stories and Content posted in /Chic-Fil-A/

FRIDAYS AT 17:00 HOURS UTC Last updated on thread #61 (Sunday, 7 April 2024, 21:15 UTC) She's cute.

== LINKS

/Chic-Fil-A/ Image Collection (Fox women art originating from /hmofa/ or /cfa/.)
/Chic-Fil-A/ Aggie part tri Valhalla edition (Collaborative drawing canvas.)
/HMoFA/ Story Archive (Archive of /hmofa/ stories in the form of downloadable files.)
/HMoFA/ Masterbin (For fox women stories before 9 February 2023.)
/HMoFA/ Tag Catalog (Ctrl + F "fox", "vixen", "kitsune".)
Morgan's Skate Club (SpaceDimSum's /HMoFA/ Skate. SINCE V005, AVERI IS HERE, TOO!!!!!)
Minecraft Averi Model (Open-source Minecraft Averi model.)
Team Fortress 2 Spray (Fukkireta Averi in Source's spray format.)
Team Fortress 2 Level (Team Fortress 2 /cfa/ level.)
Krita (Free drawing program by the KDE Community.)
Kdenlive (Free video editor by the KDE Community.)
OBS Studio (Free screen recording software.)
Drawabox (Free exercise-based drawing lessons.)
Save the Cat! (Storytelling guide by Hollywood screenwriter Blake Snyder.)

== TABLE OF CONTENTS

/Chic-Fil-A/ Stories
/Chic-Fil-A/ Story Reviews
/Chic-Fil-A/ Thread-only Greentexts
Selected /HMoFA/ Stories
Selected /HMoFA/ Doujinshi
Selected /HMoFA/ Games
/Chic-Fil-A/ Miscellaneous
/Chic-Fil-A/ Food Recipes
/Chic-Fil-A/ Food Reviews
/Chic-Fil-A/ Drink Reviews
1. 59439016 Anonymous: Dr. Pepper
2. 59249984 Anonymous: Peroni Nastro Azzurro
/Chic-Fil-A/ Bible Study
/Chic-Fil-A/ OP Template

/Chic-Fil-A/ Stories

[Anonymous]

An Egg In Trying Times - Prologue

A displaced man himself in a world that is familiar, yet so, so alien... and pettable.
Alien, however, doesn't mean bad, as shown by a fateful meeting.
But even a redo of life in a sleepy village is not without its own particular hurdles
A 2nd Person story starring (You) as Anonymous the human.

https://rentry.org/AnEggInTryingTimes-Prologue

MILF Fox Smut Story
https://rentry.org/dk52w

/Chic-Fil-A/ Story Reviews

64068116 Anonymous: MILF Fox Smut Story by [Anonymous]

>>64058506
Ngl , Im not a fic kinda guy but your milf fox story was a good read and really hot

64057178 Anonymous: All stories

mfw

Refuge

Man made horrors beyond our comprehension, interesting story although a bit messed up towards the end, I don't like the hate towards the anthros but nora is supper lovable (would marry). The nsfw scene looks like it was added as a last thought, made me hate the chinese after reading. 6/10

Humies (Ch. 4)

Very nice and detailed descriptions of the characters and actions, makes me want to wish for an antrho alien invasion. The other two stories are also good especially the last doe anthro one, but the vixen one is just perfect, overloaded my emotions with love and affection and care. The size difference between the humans and antrhos made it a bit hard for me to visualise some of the actions that I was reading (always kept imagining the humans to be much smaller), has some spelling mistakes here and there, wish it was nsfw. 9/10

Trixi The Clown

The longest one of them all, I like to think this happened in the same universe as Refuge since both stories happen in inner space and have xenophobia as a one of the main topics. Trixi is very very cute and I really like how the author made her relationship with the HoS flow together so well, the age difference dynamic is interesting and I liked how well all the other characters were portrayed. Honk! The story felt a bit padded at times also cookie warning (not a big fan). Never thought a vixen clown would make such great wife material. 7/10

Coevolution

Braixen was my first favourite fox so I really enjoyed the story, the trainer and pokemon had a very cute dynamic although the edging got a bit too long towards the end, it was worth it as it has the best nsfw scene out of all these, you can skip all the lore since it doesn't affect it but I enjoyed the different opinions they both had. 8/10

MILF fox smut story

Interesting world building, the nsfw scene is ok although I would have liked a bit more on how humans made the portal and also follow up on their relationship (maybe they got found out?). Cookie warning on this one too. 6/10

Lemonade Sky

I love the author's skills in converting a joke greentext into such an interesting narrative, Why is this story not finished wtfff! ?/10

Dergman Shorts Pt 1

Funny 1000/10

Dejah's Trap

This story has similar relaxed and pampering/affection vibes to Humies. Really loved how it was not only written in the form of a greentext but also in second person and from the point of view of a junior, really showing the authors skills, the world building is amazing and the superb writing really puts you in anon jr.'s shoes. The situation was a bit too obviously tilted against his biological mom at times. I want a fox mommy so bad bros ;-; 10/10
(also I just realised there's a part 2?!)

Mean Motherfucker (AKA The Dyke Vixen Story)

The story was ok, the author showed at points how he was struggling to get the story going from that one chud with anthro gf drawing (I think that's the inspiration), would have liked if chud also had a go with the other two vixens. Braces are a bit of a turn off, nsfw was pretty good (but a bit short). 5/10

Autumn in Autumn

Very cute and wholesome story, I had the feeling throughout that this would really fit well if it was a proper VN with some simple art and maybe some choices that lead to slightly different outcomes. Truly a certified cfa classic. 8/10

need more fox reading bros :(

63260920 Anonymous: Refuge by TypicalFloof

>>63221165
This is a few days late, and I apologize for that. But I gotta be honest, sempai. I couldn't make it than half a dozen paragraphs in. When does the infodump about the planet and the setting end, and the actual story begin?

Those in this thread who aren't elegan/tg/entlemen aren't going to understand most of the rest of this, but it looks like you had enough interest in the setting to research it. If\this is supposed to be the canon "Inner Sphere" setting for BT, there are things that have me saying "wait, what?" Like "the planet has anthros." In canon BT it is said again and again that the known galaxy has no nonhuman sophont species, none. Where'd they come from? Did they evolve there? Were they created centuries ago as generically engineered exotic pets and then abandoned on this planet? You've got to say something besides "oh and the planet has anthros, and they're like hidden elf villages, and they're safe from the invasion 'cos they're in the back woods and it's hard to find the road that goes there." I guess those guys in the spaceships sitting up in orbit staring down at the planet, looking for signs of the local military forces with everything from infrared to millimeter-wave radar were none the wiser, am I rite?

Related to all the above, the story is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't a true-blue BT nerd. You're dropping names of factions and names of models of giant stompy warbot like it's supposed to mean something to the reader. It is okay to have a viewpoint character talk about stuff or, if we are privy to his inner monologue, think about stuff, and the reader can try to figure out the context. That's part of showing, not telling. But it isn't a viewpoint character's thoughts, it isn't dialogue. It's the omniscient Voice of the Narrator droning on and on at the reader about this stuff, without actually telling us anything. It might as well be a grocery list.

tl;dr might have promise but needs a rewrite

62700565 Anonymous: Humies by Nightblade53

>>62700313
I am always happy to see people creating content for us. At the same time,

disembodied voice that is not one of the characters talks, talks, talks
tell tell tell
talk talk talk
tell tell tell

I couldn't get past the massive infodump at the beginning. I wanted to see the space vixens, too, but I couldn't push my way through.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diegesis
https://writers.com/show-dont-tell-writing
https://www.critters.org/turkeycity.html

62700362 Anonymous: Humies by Nightblade53

>>62700313
I've read the first two chapters of this hip new "Humies" story today and honestly didn't like it. It wasn't bad, even though some paragraphs read fine just for the next ones to look like they were typed with one hand, so to speak, but it's painfully obvious that I'm not the intended target. That's fine, I guess but also too bad, since the premise sounded interesting.
I guess I'll make it clear what my gripe with the story is, which mostly boils down to my personal preferences, so those into what's listed below may enjoy the story all the more because of it. For the record, I enjoyed the little info dump at the beginning, it was fairly interesting.

mommy giantesses

Females being more than, let's say head or two taller that the male is the limit for me. Females big enough to pick a male up like you'd do with a house cat is a deal breaker.

focus on giant chesticles

Nothing against it, just don't like 'em.

infantilization of the male

The author tries hard to pretend that the interaction is happening between two equal parties but it's clear that the male is issen as something between a toddler and a feral animal brought in the early stages of domestification (like, let's say, a stray-turned-house cat), especially in the interactions with the first and the last of the Six Vixens of Vixen Inc. Roland is basically a new pet in the office. I know that's the basic and well communicated in the beginning premise but some of it still reads like a bad joke to me.

the extreme sweet talking (both ways), bombarding with love even, mixed flavored with corpo culture seeing everything as a product (which what's happening in the story is, I guess)

It goes too far too fast. I understand that the mc is being overwhelmed by positive sensations (I probably would be too in that situation) but both sides make a lot of decisions really quickly, under what seems like shallow assumptions and influence of the moment. It does convey quite well how starved both sides are but it also activates a lot of alarm bells in the back of my head thorough the whole chapter.

I did enjoy the focus on the fluff, although making the vixens plantigrade is just a shit taste (almost as bad as giantess and mommyshit) and there's no way around it. In the end, it was not bad per se but rather hit or miss for the reader.

62654808 Anonymous: Humies by Nightblade53

>>62654808
Still didn't finish the chapter but it's really good so far. Got me almost emotional.

59995908 Anonymous: Coevolution by LanguidWing

Thanks to whoever posted this romance smut last thread, that was a damn fine story. It's been ages since I've enjoyed reading anything besides textbooks, being 27yo I've been too caught up in my job and college, made me feel like I was back in high-school again.

59964184 Anonymous: Trixi the Clown by Trashbinlid

>>59960677
I've got to say, Trixi is cute as a button, but I lost interest during the chapter where she and humie bf played vidya gaems and the author lavished I know not how many thousands of words on lovingly ultradetailed descriptions of everything they did in the game. I like Trixi but that's where I gave up on the story. It needs the services of a compassionately ruthless editor who will rip out that whole section with a rusty chainsaw and replace it with "they played video games for a few hours and ate junk food. The next day..."

59838131 Anonymous: Coevolution by LanguidWing

>>59776980
I've finished the first chapter so far and although there's a lot of it left, I'm delighted. Adelaide is such a treat, I love that smartass even if she's very horny.

59816854 Anonymous: Coevolution by LanguidWing

>>59776980
In my opinion? It was a bit too wordy and the conversations felt a little stiff. I did enjoy the bit about the instinctual attraction for their trainers that most starters have, though, along with their more bipedal and curvaceous forms to attract human attention. That was a good bit of worldbuilding.

56724268 Anonymous: Dejah's Trap by MiataAnon (Revised Conclusion)

>>56723379
Kinda bittersweet. At least Anon is happy.

56648332 Anonymous: Lemonade Sky by Dergman

>>56642440
What did I just read? is this a matrix situation? I'm already invested.

52199182 Anonymous: Dejah's Trap by MiataAnon (Old Conclusion)

>>52191926
Its a story, the nuance between a verbally abusive mother was lost though. Also I feel as though it didn't need to be adhg, I get the feeling you added "its was ill my plan all along!" at the last second which makes it pointless. All of the manipulation by dejah is surface level or never fleshed out, it boils down to playing matchmaker which is fairly normal and the custody shit was all off screen. You never did anything with the collar because anon was underage and its would've killed the thread, the magazine was the only form of "manipulation" that wouldn't be expected by a mother. Although, the phone call to anon's mother and the final reveal were stellar, I wish you had written a few chapters from Dejahs point of view to flesh out these ideas, for instance who told anon's mother about the wedding? Undeniably Dejah, which is likely why the mother showed up in such a shit state, but because I have that only via conjecture its not praise but a missed opportunity because show dont tell only goes so far when its off screen. And once again, the lack of nuance between a mother and her child despite issues in their relationship is a big issue.
Other than that the story is completely fine. It fits perfectly with the core mantra of hmofa with a dual plot representing both first love and true/recovered love. Dejah was a sweet character, the father felt real and had notable character development, Farah felt important as well and the actions and scenes surrounding her too, etc.
It was a well written story, but not one to be taken too seriously which conflicts a little with the subject, I.e. adhg manipulation and abuse. Regardless, I'm looking forward to your next story!

52198312 Anonymous: Dejah's Trap by MiataAnon (Old Conclusion)

>>52191926
Overall the story was quite nice, but it's a shame that the human mother just become a stereotypical bad guy at the end. I thought it would be interesting if Anon jr.'s mother actually acted sad that she probably would get to see are son less rather then crashing the wedding and making her seem irredeemable.

49765783 Anonymous: Trixi the Clown by Trashbinlid (Chapter 11)

>>49765783
I think you do a good job portraying the feelings of the characters and the moods of the scenes dude, don't think that you're a bad writer. Through the chapters the worst thing I notice is maybe repeating yourself 2 or 3 times or some mispellings. I really liked it, will be having space vulpes cravings when no one is writing about it anymore.

41868012 Anonymous: Trixi the Clown by Trashbinlid (Chapter 4)

>>41867407
Damn, that was a gory chapter. Really grim counterpart to the more upbeat vidya gaem arena fighting earlier.
I liked it quite a bit, especially the magnet boot 'stomp' close to the end. That was brilliant. I couldn't say if you're doing anything wrong, really, it might just be the product of a niche setting not attracting many readers.

/Chic-Fil-A/ Thread-only Greentexts

64679244 Anonymous

sneak into Orgrimmar
see Vulpera lady wandering around
the fox hunt has commenced
emerge from my hiding place and sprint towards her full tilt
she is startled and stumbles while trying to run away from the sudden danger
without breaking my stride, pick her up and throw her over my shoulder
her yipping and gekkerking alerts nearby Orcish guards
but no matter how many join in on the chase, none can catch me
I'm bobbing and weaving through the increasingly frantic crowds
guards are shoving people out of the way, people from a myriad of Horde races are running around in a panic and primitive alarms are blaring throughout the city
all the while the lady I've foxnapped is smacking my back with her tiny little fox paws
it tickles and gives me the motivation to keep going
make it to the main gates but see a contingent of guards preventing my escape
pelt the one in the middle with a smoke grenade I got from a Goblin in a game of cards
manage to slip through while they cough and cover their eyes from the smoke
keep running until my superior human endurance fails me
new fren acquired :)
she loves her new outfit and seems to prefer her life
Fuck I love being Human

64544903 Anonymous

Voices at the back door, wonder who- Ah, the gekkering, vixens again.
Why do they keep coming here? The "chicken coop" out back is filled with what might be feral Guineafowl, or some kind of demon chickens, whoever thought they'd make decent livestock to leave behind deserves a pat on the back, with a chair
It's an older vixen holding the scruff of a younger, squirming one, she's all smiles when you answer the door
"Hi, Mr. Anon! Just stopped by to see that my daughter apologizes for trespassin'. It was mighty kind of you not to call the Sheriff on her and her friends, who I KNOW WERE HERE, DON'T YOU TRY AND LIE TO ME!"
They squabble for several minutes, until the elder vixen gets a mischievous glint in her eye and addresses you again
"Also, if I may be a bit forward, I happened to pass you in the general store the other day and couldn't help but notice you didn't have anyone's scent on you but your own. My daughter here is lookin' to learn about men, and I myself have been seekin' some education as well, on account of not havin' a husband and all." she says, licking her lips.

63969110 Anonymous

UFO lands
bipedal creatures wearing space suits with oddly shaped helmets get out
one of them walks up to you
opens helmet
it's a fox lady with long blonde hair
says "dake me do ur leader :D"

"Pardon me?"

another one opens her helmet
"human benis XDDDDDD"
you didn't expect human contact to be like this

63636883 Anonymous

Be me
Beated down after a bad break up
You really need something else than beer and cheap whisky to forget her, maybe even getting rolling up again for a bit
You heard that beast girls can be very easy, so why not try a walk on the wild side ?
Friend tells you about some wild anthro party, something great mating dance night something
He met his gilrfrind there and both are telling you to look it up since you breaked up with you ex
Go there, seems like a normal enough
Tbh it looked much tamer than you imagined
Even the music isn't that loud or that horny
Guess it's something about anthros having more sensible ears or some shit like that
A talk here a few drinks there and you are face to face up with this fox girl
She is very talkative, and after a few stories and BSing you are hooking up, and soon after are in whow knows how many bases in
By the time you get her home we are clawing at each other clothes like animals in heat
Wake up the next morning with the hangover of your life and a smile that balances it off after a night of aggressive passion
...and she's not in bed
Well, you already got more than you hoped so that's still a win...
Start hearing some singing from the kitchen
When you go investigate you find miss, what even her name, the Fox making breakfast
She embrace and kisses you on sight, almost like you were newly wed
She is really making herself at home, putting spices closer to the stove, reorganizing the frig...
And then it hit you, that shit from the high school sex ed class you was sleeping through all those years ago...
Foxes mate for life

What to do now ?

62942151 Anonymous

Be naval officer.
Sitting in my cabin while the crew do the dirty work.
Hear a commotion, shouting, clashing of steel... flintlocks?!
Unsheathe my sword and head out into the open, my men need me!
See these two.
Today was a bad day to wear my tight formal pants.
Surrender and get taken as a live trophy back to their ship.
Bet it's all big, burly, dumb, brutish, filthy... oh by the queen...
All foxes.
Shed a tear.
They think I'm scared crying and start baby talking me to try and calm me down, say I'm a big boy for coming without a fight, they won't hurt me.
Silently pray to the lord that I'm never found and thank him for everything.

62911402 Anonymous

be me
bit of a geezer
known to spin the dial
bands are always naming themselves after places
backstreetboys.jpg
timmy no mae breaks outta her silly stone
go to /x/
immediately see /fox/, top bump mate, run em
everyone there is fucking retarded
join some fuckin ruskie cult 'cord
months go by
i go from very normal to fucked up
begin abusing inhalants
barely lucid for a solid 3 months
buy piezo pickups and strap them to my head
hook em up to ham radio
begin broadcasting my literal brainwaves to the longwave
173 khz and im reading the ritual shit from the server in my head
begin receiving angry fucking noise back, sounds like whisper screaming
lights dim and things short out occasionally, breaker trips as well
at night normal rustling turns into like banging on 2nd floor windows
keep finding feathers and leaves placed on the tables in my house
begin talking to redhead screaming lesbo type
all while my friends in the 'cord cult go from active like every day to suddenly not posting anything anywhere
one dude stops and then the next
by the time im the last one my radio is receiving clear transmissions
its a female voice and she's like
you could just be normal n shit on the radio
stop going "inari inari" with my brain in the radio
"yo sup dude so like how are you doing"
"listen to me. you are playing with fire blah blah blah-
womangibberish.wav
realize all my friends are dead
shitpost on their obituaries
ruskie cultist moves to china to "chase some tail"
he cuts me off after i was too tired to play chess.com with him
i gave that bastard free english lessons for this shit
i am forced to cut off some of my remaining friends
keep in mind this whole time unlucky happenings are happening to me
my nasty and cruel bird feeding/target practice sessions are being cut short

i also cut my hair short
get weird bruises on my upper arms as well
wake up feeling completely beaten up
bite marks on my at one point
cant cum sometimes because i feel completely used up
also its gotten so bad that my dreams and reality cant even be told apart anymore
want to make fun of this malicious, surreptitious cunt
also want to make love with this nefarious, iniquitous bitch
go innawoods this time on a mission
i have to kill the evil whore
go out of the woods (like 8 yards from my house)
boil a pot of water
go back innawoods and pour it into every hole in the ground i can find
pray its a fox hole or whatever they live in idk
badidea.dts
it's gnat o clock
they fill the air
also spiders fuck tons of them
coveredinspidersman.png
run
go inside
spit the gnats out
brush them out of my mouth too
begin constructing a new team of people i met online
start undergoing a severe villain arc
begin hitting the gym
using the abdominal crunch machine constantly
hitting militaries and runnin the treddie too
meanwhile my joint task force
joint task force
yeahhhh.fpt
theyre all retarded stoners
one of them sold the radio chick fent while pretending to be a therapist i think
still though bad things are happening
like when i walk around at night im always being followed
i even lost my library card so i cant use their private rooms anymore
go to bed
God tells me to buy a stoeger cougar (which i had never heard of up until this point) and instructs me on how to disassemble it
wake up
get out of bed and go to the gym
online best friend tells me he saw focks outside his home
later that day i am told by someone online that he was erping with an 8 year old on blockland about 11 years ago
ask him why he did it
friend said it was a joke
i cut him off and then tip his police department

realize the fock is a really focking bad omen
throw away all my orange and white soaps
throw away my sonic and tails shirt i got from goodwill
get really angry
take apart my shrine and put everything back where it belongs
throw away the birthday candles and put the pictures on my walls
one night i get insanely pissed off
have a bit of vodka and go for a walk
walk for a bit
stop at my favorite sri lankan resturant
get the sicko rolls and dip em in curry
steal from the soda cabinet
go to pullix and buy a 2 liter anyways
go home and open my garage becuase my front door dosent work
something runs out of it very fast its like a blur
go inside
its a gift
on the floor it was a friendly reminder
but a remotely old flimsy bread knife
go outside again this time with the knife
go back on walk
of course im being followed again
turn around and pull out the knife
"uhh did you drop this? i mean if you left it there intentionally thanks?"
stop seeing her
go home
pass out
two nights later i get a call from an unknown number
"hi we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty-
hang up
get another call 2 days later
"hey (actual first and last name) what's up?"
ask who it is, phone hangs up
then my computer screen fills with hyper realistic blood
mfw i clicked [REDACTED]
its like the candyland boardgame but real
the internet i mean
i notice im supposed to post chicken reviews in the thread not just the general shit ive been consuming
stop posting food reviews
80% of the reviews in the rentry are mine
also where the FUCK is my bible study
begin going to CR meetings
its just like AA but they have the best $5 tuesday of all time
unfortunately its also eerily similar to my time in free masonry
everyone there is old and depressed
its like a /b/ for senior citizens
"so how'd you feel about tonight's testimonial?"
"i don't relate to it at all because i'm not a porn addicted alcoholic."

greentext is obviously getting insanely long and incoherent
kinda like that one guy's fucking curry recipe he never completed
dumbfuck.vbs
so every chewsday i go to these fucking meetings and have fun with these really awesome people
everyone is really nice and the vibe is kino as fuck but the program is literally just self loathing
also no co-ed groups so i cant stare at tits the whole time
its just a brogram :c
its not the place for me but i meet a girl here and i like her a bit
we end up playing lethal company a few times but other than that i never make my moves
im in a constant state of fear given she reminds me of the uhh

my pc's vga cable is really shit so my screen flickers a fuck ton
i also have to press really hard on the o and a keys so they work cuz the swithec broke
begin making really cool art for people on cfa
offer a $1 commission
also take reqs
nobody actually likes my shit though so i get really sad
guzzlord420 also got like really fucking pissed at me because i drew a picture of averi getting an abortion
it sucks because he coulda handled it like a cool person does
never met a cool person that clicks the block button on any website
imagine being so invalid and so emotionally insecure that you have to cut off communications with people that dont agree with you on literally everything
where 50% of my relationships ended
nobody is cool anymore except radio girl
she begins telling me to sleep more often
i do
i literally end up sleeping for entire days on end
she was right
i fucking hate her because i miss out on everything
i miss black friday
i miss the circus
i even miss canadian thanksgiving
sometimes i miss lachlan because i cant begin every post with damnit lachlan anymore and polishanon isnt working for me.
my crew pools some money together and we go hard on the datamining cyberstalking grindset
we find out ruskie was talking to

be makin tunes in lsdj
all my friends dont like them so i stop making them
people make args just to mock me
radio girl and ruskie were like hooking up or some shit but then he stops talking to her
i miss the russian man
we used to have so much fun together
he thought i was retarded because i explained american things to him
like white castle
and bakugan
and unregistered machine guns
and pie irons
and mcdoobies
and judas priest
the true tenants of american culture
the guy never heard of dr seuss
never shot a rifle
but he did tell me how to pirate brat (1997) on yt
when i figure out his location im gonna buy him some biocide 100
and then im gonna drive him to ukraine and drop him off because he skipped out on his obligatory military death sentence
i dont even support ukies or ruskies i support death and cheap gas
become evil
sing evil songs about rape in the shower in an attempt to lure in the uhh
try to categorize this bitch in the moment like right now
cant
i also probably scared her off

62189671 Anonymous

be me
wake up at three in the am
get out of bed
open fridge
it's all foxes
cook breakfast
also made of foxes
put on ripstop everything, hard knuckle gloves, riot helmet with face shield
look like I'm about to enter a war zone
myassisheavy.wav
i exit the airlock attached to my shitty trailer
surrounding the trailer is hesco, electrified barbed wire fences, wire on the ground
no time to explain, incoming geckering
foxes start creeping from the edges of the cage to the center with a taste for blood
they start leaping at my ass and I start dodging those fuckers like neo dodging the bullets from like the matrix or some shit idk
neostoppingbulletsaswellbutitsmeholdingupariotshieldandfoxessmackingintotheglass.jpg
start grabbing foxes out of fox parts bin
fur already removed obviously
foxes eat that shit, start grabbing the fatasses
"you stupid fucking gluttonous jew dogs, get the fuck into the gas chamber"
drop them into a shower room with wooden doors, turn on the water
fur clogs the drains
room floods
they drown
skin them and put them up to dry
make pillows and blankets out of the fur that's already dry
give them to fox as gift
sell fox fur online
use fox meat for myself and to feed industrial garloid and shrimp farm
after long day tell foxs goodnight
take shower for five hours to remove fox stench
lay in bed
loud screaming and gekkering and footsteps and snarls from outside lullaby me to sleep as the foxes attempt to break into my trailer
the inside is just like the outside because it's carpeted in foxes, by the way
including the bathroom, fuck you.

61780341 Anonymous

"So, Mr Davis, where are we going exactly?"
"Nowhere in particular, just seeing where the night takes us."
"That sounds rather odd, but okay. and, why are you makng me drive?"
"Cus, there's something I wanted to teach ya, little fox."
"Annd.. what's that, exactly?"
"How to run over niggers."
"W-what?"
"CIA niggers. You can spot them, because they glow in the dark."
"Mr Davis, what are you talking abou- MR DAVIS, WHAT'S THAT BRIGHT GREEN LIGHT."
"Oh boy, here they come. Quickly, little fox, run them over! Run over the CIA NIGGERS! SHIT THERES MORE THAN I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE, THERES AN ARMY OF NIGGERS!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH"
"STEP ON IT LITTLE FOX, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!"

60291550 Anonymous

You're lost in the woods, calling out for help, unaware of the dastardly and unfortunate date it is to get lost on.
It's late at night, your phone has no signal, you have only a flashlight, and nobody is going to come help you.
Until you hear a noise... out of nowhere, footsteps come creeping towards you, perhaps its help?
Alas, it's Averi?!? Holding an Axe and wearing a mask! What a fright!

59115592 Anonymous

First time trying to write

You rest up against a tree completely exhausted
You've been traveling along this route for hours now, it's surprising how long it is
Your legs are sore from all the walking you've been doing
A light breeze hits your skin, the rustling of leaves can be heard
You feel calm but also lonely, You decide to release one of your Pokémon to keep you company, Braixen will do
You release your Braixen from her Pokéball
She yawns and then starts stretching
She then stares at you her tail swishing left to right she's happy to see you
She runs up to you and sits right next to you
She leans her head on your shoulder
You put your arm over her shoulder and pull her closer

59103132 Anonymous

"C'mon! I saw them over here!"

S-saw who?! Diane, slow down!

"The HUMAN GUYS! Eeeeeeeeee!"

O-oh dear. Not again.

"This won't be like last time!"

So you aren't going to try to get them to take their shirts off and have me and you give them a 'front massage' with our 'beans?'

"Okay you caught me, it's going to be exactly like last time! Eeeeeeeeee!"

I'd better go with then! Er, to make sure you don't go overboard, Diane!

"Sure Mary! That's why you're trying to run faster than me!"

I am doing no such thing!

58753000 Anonymous

"Haaaaay white boy!~"
Shaniqua cries out to you
"Where y'all goin?!"
Her weave bounced and flowed behind her as she ran towards you

Damnit...

She knows you're name but never calls you by it
It's always "White boy lemme holla at ya!"
And even though you kept walking down the city street, where people had begun to stare, she still called you that now.
You heard her heavy clapping sandals down the walk until suddenly she'd thrown herself onto your back

Ahh! Shaniqua stop!

"Awww, you embarassed my little white boy?"
Her long tightly bound hair draped over her and your head, and her extra long neck fur consumed the back of your neck
Plus her breasts pushed onto your back
That damn vixen
"Buy your caramel vixen some KFC and a Sunkist!"

Don't call yourself that!

It was hard to walk with her weight.
And her nipple piercing poking you in the shoulder blades
"Yo where you goin anyways?"

Where are you trying to go without your clingy childhood best friend ghetto-coded fox, Anon?

Beach greentexts

(Prompt)
Write a brief greentext about a beach date with a fox GF of your choice. It can be wholesome, lewd, tragic or anything you like.
DO IT NOW.

57924616 Anonymous

Anon held his spaghetti more firmly than ever before
It took great restraint
They had met at the beach, and changed in the stalls
Grabbed shaved ice
And talked and talked
Anon had gone out of his way to talk about his job and aspirations to be a big time /hmofa/ fanfic writer
But avoided talking about anything autistic
Yet despite it all, the evening was coming to a close
And Fox-GF was looking sad
"What's wrong?" Anon asked, tentatively
She sighed, and gave a smile
"I just thought that maybe we could talk about the Ace Combat series and other Vidya or Kino."
Anons grip on his spaghetti loosened
A feeling of despondency grew over him
"And, despite this stupid tight bikini, you won't even glance at me a little.
I want to feel sexy, Anon! Not turn you into a feral beast or anything, but just have you steal a glance now and then!"
Anon fell to his knees, and screamed to the heavens
"FOX
BOOOOOOOOBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Fox GF tackled him to the sand, her warm fur tickling him as her arms wrapped around him
"There you are! You can always show me the real you, Anon!"

57935237 Anonymous

be me
driving to the beach with foxgf
"why the beach? it's cold" she says
"you'll see"
unpacking gear on arrival
hand her a pair of ice skates
they fit her digitigrade paws comfily
handhold her to the frozen beach
we skate together
following a wavy path, occasionally spinning her
suddenly, she loses balance
she pulls me down
i cushion my fall with both arms
realize i am on top of her
blood rushes to my face
i muster the gall to ask if she's okay
she stares silenty, gradually smiling and turning her ears forward
i blush even further
"i'm fine, don't worry" she responds, brushing her tail against me
i pull her up from the ice
decide to return home to give her a full check up and proper treatment
drive with her through the forest and into the winter sunset

54997229 Anonymous

Be me
Home on the computer
Playan factorio cause saturday
Suddenly
A wetness
A roughness
A consistent schlop schlop schlop
Oh no
Not again
The neighbor, Ms. Fox
She's licking your cock like an ice-cream rocket
You can't go to stop her though
The biters will get you
She gekkers quietly, knowing she's got you...
by the balls...
You stare at the main bus, realizing a fatal flaw
But it's too late
Your mind goes blank
Emptied of all it's thoughts
Just like your balls get emptied
You hear a quiet slurping and swallowing
Followed more sloppy licking
It sends little tingles through your body
Finally she stands up, smugly looking over your monitor
You finally realize you can pause Factorio
Not that it matters, since you can respawn infinitely
She licks her lips and toodles to you as she leaves the room, promising to return the next time she needs a "cup of cream"

You lay there, motionless
Balls covered in fox drool, and devoid of even a single un-consumed sperm cell
You cannot for the life of you remember what was wrong with the main bus

Selected /HMoFA/ Stories

[Anonymous]

Fenneko gets the ape dick
https://pastebin.com/zRz2X0Uj

BluePawpadCult

Saturday Proposal (Note: initially second-person female perspective)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49465687

CloudyDaze322

Sub-Etheral
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50217388
An adventurous loner takes the week off in the Appalachians
https://rentry.org/bridgech1

DoubleCenterfold

Strange Deviations
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36537091

NeverAnon

A Ninja Fox in New York City
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42704202

Trashbin (Trashbinlid)

zzx (hoteboy_zzx)

Semi-Trashy Slutty Fox Neighbour
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34813138

Selected /HMoFA/ Doujinshi

Juujin Irui Konin Norokebanashi

Juujin Irui Konin Norokebanashi
https://e-hentai.org/g/1279029/9c80e3cfdb/

Kitsune no Yomeiri

Kitsune no Yomeiri | A Fox Wedding
https://e-hentai.org/g/835663/477094d22b/

Kitsune no Kami-sama ni Aimashita Ichi to Ni

Kitsune no Kami-sama ni Aimashita Ichi to Ni | How I Met a Fox Goddess (Note: Chibi style)
https://e-hentai.org/s/e82a12a6ec/1969797-1

Toki ga Kuchite mo

Toki ga Kuchite mo (Best one)
https://e-hentai.org/g/1110024/4b1c932703/

Yonhyakuichinenme no Koimomiji

Yonhyakuichinenme no Koimomiji
https://e-hentai.org/g/1032782/e82525bf99/

Yonhyakunenme no Koimomiji

Yonhyakunenme no Koimomiji
https://e-hentai.org/g/992891/b1bd9973b5/

Selected /HMoFA/ Games

Hop Fire

Hop Fire
https://tetchyy.itch.io/hop-fire

Morgan's Skate Club

Morgan's Skate Club
https://spacedimsum.itch.io/morgansskateclub

The Forgotten Island

The Forgotten Island
https://foxtailtale.itch.io/the-forgotten-island (RPG)

/Chic-Fil-A/ Miscellaneous

Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Unicorn: Warriors Eternal
https://mega.nz/folder/0agBiRwI#fKksXyIGOnymEouIYxvxOA (June Way's show.)

Hana No Kishi Dakini

Hana No Kishi Dakini
https://fanfox.net/manga/hana_no_kishi_dakini/ (Dakini's manga.)

Tanglewood

Tanglewood
https://www.gog.com/en/game/tanglewoodr (Sega Genesis fox game.)

Aseprite

Aseprite
https://www.aseprite.org/ (Non-free pixel art program.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8EmXzN8_ck&list=PLTkSCcdfGIvgwxXMHcsfqinn1GYqPoIUe (Pixel art dithering.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbSCI7iuOI&list=PLTkSCcdfGIvgwxXMHcsfqinn1GYqPoIUe (Pixel art dithering tricks.)

General

3D Fox Skull Model
https://sketchfab.com/models/3ac2f0b411bc4077b31eceefcd9ae197/embed (3D red fox skull model drawing reference.)
/Chic-Fil-A/ Strawpoll
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzmDL5LyO (Vote for your favorite fox woman!)

Stretch Techniques

Was supposed to do this 2 weeks ago, but first I got side tracked by birbanon then I had to help my brother out with a few cans of beer/cider last weekend.
(P1/2)
HEY, YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zBO_Q8b9U8
Wanna' end up like this poor bastard? No? Good, then sit down and listen up, BITCH!
https://youtu.be/hUyMNyrOHJQ?list=PLTkSCcdfGIvgwxXMHcsfqinn1GYqPoIUe
So these are strethes that can be done in a couple of mins and you want to do them every hour while using your hands and helping them recover from use.
https://youtu.be/qn7qUkydEHg?list=PLTkSCcdfGIvgwxXMHcsfqinn1GYqPoIUe
Great little video to follow along. You want to perform this full routine once a day before you start working with your hands.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomodoro_Technique
If you are an autistic fuck like me with god-awful time management, this technique is GOD-TIER!
It's designed to keep you in the flow state and maximise your working performance when doing stuff like drawing, studying, coding, reading ect. Ok, good start.
But the frequent breaks it promotes also provides plenty of opportunity to get out the seat, walk around, do some stretches, take a leak, get some water and so on.
Don't forget to note down all those Pomies earned, give yourself a sense of accomplishment.
https://splode.github.io/pomotroid/
You can use any kind of count down timer with a bell, but this is my favourite purpose built timer.
If you want one on your phone, check F-droid. A few different Pomodoro FOSS apps on there.
https://youtu.be/ecuv8KG3dg0?list=PLTkSCcdfGIvgwxXMHcsfqinn1GYqPoIUe
Drawing tablet focused advice. Draw from the arm, have hand rest on tablet, use glove to reduce friction and hold the pen between middle & ring finger for better ergonomics. Also some light wheight training for the wrist.

(P2/2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svFJjn8l2ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eZ9tvRtCMg
Some good general artist health advice from Mattias Pilhede.
Key notes:

Hand likes being in a neutral position. Using vertical stylus stance and consider a vertical mouse. If your palm faces down, your forearm is twisted & that puts more wear on your wrist.
Git sleep and rest. IF your wrist is notably sore, call it a day.
Stretch and get exercise. Loosen those muscles, build strength to prevent injury, get blood flow going.
IF you have to work in cold conditions, wear fingerless gloves and a decent amount of clothing on the rest of your body. Cold hands = poor blood flow.
Relevant to /trash/ browsers: Cut back on the jacking off, it's a bad cope anyway. If you feel uncomfortably full despite not doing engaging with anything sexual for a couple of hours, that's when you do it. testosterone peaks ~1 week after your last nut (cuts back on effort needed). Dump your prostates contents quickly and comfortably as possible. Don't goon, minimise edging. Just nut when you hit that point where you can do it comfortably.

/Chic-Fil-A/ Food Recipes

Anonymous: Heuristic for Peri Peri Peppers

>Nando's
The peri peri people? I've tried to make peri peri chicken at home, but am stymied by a general lack of appropriate peppers in supermarkets near me. Peri peri peppers, pic related, seem to be very closely related to Thai prik ki nu peppers and the wild peppers that are called "chiletepins" in Latin America and "bird peppers" in Texas. They're small and supposedly very flavorful, very hot. The only chili peppers I could get fresh locally when I tried to make peri peri chicken were "Fresno Red," which are basically jalapenos but fire engine red in color.

This is maybe more a heuristic than a recipe. I processed the peppers into pulp using a blender, with lemon juice, lemon zest, olive oil, fresh garlic cloves, basil, fresh cilantro, a few drops of liquid smoke seasoning, and a bit of salt. Half this mixture is set aside, and half is used to marinate chicken pieces in the refrigerator for a few hours. The chicken bakes 40 minutes at 400 F., or 204 Celsius, if you prefer that system, and comes out nicely browned with a crust formed from the marinade. The other half of the pepper mixture is poured over the cooked chicken as a sauce at serving time.

I do not know how close this is to the recipe Nando's uses, but I can vouch for it coming out bretty gud, if a bit messy to eat. If you don't like it so piquant, you can substitute red bell pepper and the sauce will still be garlicky and cilantro-y, without burning anyone's mouth.

64266269 Anonymous: Chicken Livers

I got one of those 1 1/4 lb packages of chicken livers. I washed them and looked over them to make sure everything was the way it is supposed to be--if you have cooked with chicken livers much, you know why. I coated them with flour and browned them in a little oil. While they were starting to brown I chopped up a big bundle of green onions, four largish jalapeno peppers, and four cloves of garlic, then when the livers were browned, stirred them in. While waiting for those to begin to cook a bit, I got out two cans of stewed tomatoes, poured them into a baking pan, and stirred in:

a few drops liquid smoke seasoning
salt
pepper
off brand "Mrs. Dash" clone
sweet basil
a bit of cayenne pepper, because I was in a mood for something spicy

When the livers were nicely browned and the other ingredients had begun to caramelize, I poured the liver and pepper mixture into the stewed tomatoes. I put a lid on the pan, put it in the oven at 275, and simmered it in there for an hour and a half. I like to simmer tomato-heavy dishes in the oven because it gives me better fine control over the temperature and I don't have to worry about the tomatoes scorching.

The dish was very rich and filling, and I think I will have the leftovers with egg noodles. The spices, I think particularly the basil, overcame the strong bitter taste that chicken livers can have. I think it might even work if you were to omit the cayenne pepper and substitute bell peppers for the jalapenos. I cook this kind of thing mainly for the heme iron, but it's also really high in protein and vitamins, and chicken liver is a bit lower in fat than beef liver is. blah blah research this for Internet acquaintance blah blah health problems blah blah anemia blah blah can only absorb iron when it's heme iron

63942537 Anonymous: Chicken Spices

>>63938097
Averi seems to have a great canonical love for fried chicken. Would a carnivore anthro's metabolism have greater need, and tolerance, for fat? Or would fried chicken every day be unhealthy for her?

For myself, I frequently take some chimken pieces and sprinkle them with spices, put them in a foil lined covered pan, and bake them. Put pan in cold oven. Turn heat up to 400 F. Wait an hour and forty minutes. The chicken is crispy and cooked all the way through without being dried out. I don't even have to turn it. I'm a lazy cook.

The combination of spices I tend to use lately is:

a "garlic pepper seasoning" that is basically garlic salt + black pepper + parsley

a "chipotle pepper" seasoning that is basically chili powder but made from peppers smoked over mesquite as part of the drying process

a "no salt garlic seasoning" that is mostly cornmeal, plus garlic salt, black pepper, paprika, and a little sage

That last one is from Big Lots. I am guessing it was probably originally intended as a spicy coating for fried fish, but did not sell, and got repackaged. I apply them in that order. The salt draws moisture out of the surface of the skin, which helps the other seasonings stick in place during cooking.

63775266 Anonymous: Crispy Chicken Sandwich Recipe

https://natashaskitchen.com/chicken-sandwich-recipe/
The buttermilk soak is 100% legit. Alton Brown has discussed the topic.

https://youtu.be/0X2I4eZimTw

Though his preference is to soak the chicken pieces in straight buttermilk overnight, then pull the chicken out and sprinkle the chicken with a spice mixture. The spiced chicken is then coated in plain unflavored flour. The spices are all applied to the chicken, underneath the breading, and none are wasted by discarding them with the leftover buttermilk. He also discusses at some length the proper order in which to put the chicken pieces in the pan, because some pieces are thicker than others, and typically the frying pan will be hotter in the center.

https://youtu.be/GsyjNef2ydQ has a British fried chicken recipe from a cookbook first printed in 1736. This recipe I have not tried, but also seems pretty legit. Before cooking the chicken is marinated with malt vinegar and/or lemon juice and/or "verjuice," which is fresh pressed grape juice that is unsweetened, with a very tart, acidic flavor. The marinade also contains salt, pepper, cloves, bay leaves, and minced green onions or shallots. The marinated chicken is coated with a batter made from white flour, egg yolks, white wine, and salt. Then it gets deep fried--traditionally lard or clarified butter would have been used for this--and once cooked it gets a garnish of crispy fried parsley. It looks good, anyway.

63528548 Anonymous: Georgian Chicken Legs

>what flavor of chicken are you eating today?
I cooked Georgian Adjika chicken legs with Bazhe sauce, roasted root vegetables, and Elarji cheesy cornmeal. Shit was so good.

63518450 Anonymous: Spiced Chicken

>what flavor of chicken are you eating today?
I've got some thawed in the refrigerator. I will coat it in whatever spices seem like a good idea at the moment. Right now I am thinking of a garlic salt + black pepper + some chili powder I found that is made from smoked chipotle peppers--I found it at Wal-Mart, of all places. Then it will get a dusting of flour, and it'll go in the oven. As usual, I will use the foil-lined covered pan. This is not my picture, but this is a good representation of what they look like when they come out.

63386809 Anonymous: Chicken Legs

The chicken came out okay. I buy chicken leg quarters in bulk for 79 cents a pound when they go on sale and do all manner of really lazy stuff with them, usually involving a foil lined, covered roasting pan. You can coat them with ranch dressing and then flour, you can put garlic salt and black pepper on them, let them stand a bit to draw a bit of moisture out of the surface, and coat them in panko bread crumbs. It's cheap protein. I put the covered pan in a cold oven, set it to 400 degrees, turn it on, and set a timer for an hour and forty minutes. It comes out generally browned and completely cooked without drying out. I don't even have to turn it over. I'm lazy.
Also, this image occurred to me. It got stuck in my head and now you get to see it too.

60368998 Anonymous: Americanized Chinese Chicken

Americanized Chinese Chicken
Chinese cuisine has uncountable ways to prepare chicken, and many regional variations. If she is making Americanized Chinese food, odds are that it's probably going to be boneless skinless chicken thighs sliced up, coated with cornstarch, and browned rapidly in sesame oil with minced ginger and chopped garlic and onions, then put in some broccoli, fresh peas in the pod, and carrot slices go in, maybe with some shredded cabbage, and get stir-fried rapidly and warmed through without overcooking them. Once they're warmed through and the broccoli is just starting to soften and blanch a tiny bit, they get coated with that Chinese takeout brown chicken sauce that is a mixture of oyster sauce, shiaoxing wine, and chicken stock, with just a pinch of brown sugar, simmered a bit and thickened with cornstarch. Coat with the sauce, heat through, put it on a platter and serve it up with rice or maybe noodles. This is more Cantonese than anything else, and it's the kind of thing they serve at a gorillion Chinese restaurants in the US and Canada. It's a nice, nourishing, savory dish as-is, and the adventurous can add hot peppers.

59080339 Anonymous: Chicken with Adobo Seasoning

Chicken with Adobo Seasoning
Yesterday evening I sprinkled some chimken with off-brand adobo seasoning I got at a Big Lots and baked it. Foil lined covered pan. Start with cold oven, put food in, turn to 400, hour and twenty minutes. I think it came out okay. Some would say I overcook chicken a bit, but it didn't dry it out, and I want to be sure it's fully cooked. The proteins in poultry--seafood too--are more readily broken down by common bacteria than the proteins in beef, and bacteria can grow and spread very rapidly on them. So I try to be very cautious and always either use or freeze chicken immediately after buying it, and always cook it very, very thoroughly. It came out saltier than I expected. This spice mix must have more salt in it than I thought it did. But it was okay, and most of the fat drained out of it as it cooked. Lining the pan with foil greatly simplifies cleanup, and I am a lazy, lazy man.

59081144 Anonymous

>>59080339
We /ck/ nao. When you get a seasoning mix like that, shake the container. If the contents feel light and fluffy in spite of the container being full, then it is all or mostly herbs and spices. Salt is much denser and a mix that is high in salt will feel heavy by comparison. If you shake the container and it feels like it's full of ball bearings, then the contents are mostly salt. This is not a bad thing in and of itself, but know what you're working with, know what you're buying. When you cook for fox gf, she'll thank you.

What would you cook for fox gf? Fried chicken, I suppose. Or hard boiled eggs.

58729062 Anonymous: Chicken Parmigiana

Chicken Parmigiana
When I was much, much younger, I worked in a few different restaurants. The typical chicken parmagiana recipe was something like:

flattened chicken breast
coating (can be batter, egg-and-milk wash + bread crumbs, flour, even rolled in cornmeal)
deep fry to render the chicken fully cooked and the coating crisp and golden brown
put on a steel broiler platter
coat top surface with tomato sauce of some kind (can be marinara sauce, arrabiata, even pizza sauce)
cheese goes on top (usually shredded mozzarella, parmesan, or a mixture, but you can find places using anything from asiago to provolone)
put under gas broiler to melt the cheese and begin to brown the melted cheese just a little on the high spots

Typically it's served with a salad and a portion of a pasta dish.

Also works on sliced eggplant, zucchini, pounded veal cutlet, etc.

I wonder whether focks would appreciate Italian food.

58728832 Anonymous: Thin Parmesan Chicken

Thin Parmesan Chicken
Basically Parmesan chicken, but instead you cut thigh meat into thin slices.
Mix the mayo, Italian style bread crumbs, and Parmesan cheese like normal, but then put your thin slices onto a cookie tray with generous butter and top with a thin layer of the parmesan crusting.
Bake @350 degrees farenheit until the top is brown.
Eat them like potato chips.

56812358 Anonymous: White Chicken Chili

White Chicken Chili
Okay. This is off the top of my head and is maybe less a recipe than a set of heuristics that point in a chili-ish direction. Try:
one pound of boneless chicken thighs. Cut them up. The dark meat is more flavorful than the white meat, that's why.
A couple tablespoons of bacon grease, if you have some. If not, butter or any cooking oil will do.
One medium sized onion, minced finely. I like to use a "mandolin" style slicer, then chop up the thin slices.
Four to six jalapeno peppers, cut into thin round slices. The "mandolin" type slicer is good for this too.
Two peeled cloves of garlic and a garlic press. You will press the garlic into the chili but don't squeeze it yet.
Half a cup of flour.
Half a cup of fine cornmeal, the kind they call "harina de maiz" or "masa harina" in Mexican grocery stores. If you can't get it, regular cornmeal.
One 14 tg 15 ounce can of cooked white canneloni beans, navy beans, or similar, because chicken chili is white.
Salt and pepper to taste. And a teaspoon of chili powder, or to taste.
Once the chicken, onions, and peppers are cut up, start heating the oil or grease in the bottom of a big Dutch oven or casserole pan. This is gonna be a one-pot dish. While the oil is heating coat all the pieces of chicken thoroughly with the flour and when the oil is hot, put the coated chicken pieces, one or two at a time, into the oil. We want to brown them all a bit on the outside, caramelize that flour a bit. As they're all getting brown, add the onions and peppers, and brown them too. You will want to move them around with a wooden spoon for this. When the onions are caramelized, add the canned beans and the seasonings. Stir thoroughly, get all the chicken pieces coated with it. Bring it to a boil, but be careful to stir it frequently. Don't let it scorch. Whisk the cornmeal in a bit at a time and then put the cover on the pan, put it in the oven, and simmer it four hours at 275. Serve with cornbread and green beans.

Oh. Use the garlic press to mash the garlic and press it into the chili when you add the salt, pepper, and chili powder. It generally comes out looking something like this when it's done, but with jalapeno slices. Depending on your tolerance for capsaicin, minced green bell pepper is a permissible substitution. And all the seasonings can be adjusted up or down for your preferences. I might go up to a tablespoon of chili powder in something like this, but I know there are people who would react badly to more than a pinch.

/Chic-Fil-A/ Food Reviews

Arby's

59089071 Anonymous: Chicken-Bacon-Swiss

Chicken-Bacon-Swiss
I did try the Chicken-Bacon-Swiss at Arby's. The "pepper jack cheese" was very melty and had a texture that made me wonder if it was something that came in a jar like Cheez Wiz and they were spreading it on with a spatula. Not bad, not amazing, kind of wet and drippy. Lots of honey mustard, which either you like or you don't.

Beverly Jean's Wholesale Club

59940836 Anonymous: Cupcakes

Cupcakes
They call it BJs because this shit blows. Not only is their customer service ass, but these cupcakes, they're just the icing on the cake. Horrendously mid and with an unexpectedly tart aftertaste, these imbred muffins will have you asking: DENIM, DENIM, DENIM?!?! Wanna gain weight? BJs has you covered, they had to cross out nutrition and put a period on the end of that table to let you know, it's a fact. Thinking of grabbing a bite? Well, that might just be what you get. These tiny little faggots are bite sized, and you better not let them come in your mouth, because they're so small they won't satisfy the lust your sugar tooth is craving for. Are you FREAKY? Be one of those future serial killer at that one kid's birthday party and LICK IT. LICK THE FUCKING ICING OFF AND LOSE THE SPONGE. It ain't gonna lick itself, you disgusting dog-fucking Colorado every winter amazing world of gumball loving annoying orange adoring sicko, because that's SPICYYY. Like girls named after gemstones, this cake is READY to lose the coverings, and you'll be the one stripping her naked. Just peel the paper and begin devouring, and if you're a true player, then you can take multiple at once. Just be careful, you don't wanna get caught in the act, God only knows how far the excuse of "just coming to get a cupcake" will get you in court! Remember, you're the one who said these confectionaries sounded suggestive, not I, so you'll just have to take the cake on that one. One of these has enough calories to end starvation in Africa. Seriously, three of these and you'll be throwing up from the sugar content, these things are practically candy. No need to bust out the cookbook, because BJs has you covered! They'll make preparing your next muckbang a cakewalk. Have diabetes? How about two? You're a lowlife if you got this whole thing for yourself, how about you invite people over for a change? She's not real, she doesn't love you back, and the artist is a fat lonely dude like you
Sorry.

Burger King

59830147 Anonymous: Burger King Spicy Chicken Nuggets

Burger King Spicy Chimken Nugger
5/10 I've had better and I've had worse.

59769453 Anonymous: Royal Chicken Sandwich

Royal Chicken Sandwich
I stopped at a Burger King and had the "Royal" chicken sandwich with bacon & swiss cheese. It was okay, kind of salty, very filling. It was not really memorable, but definitely not the worst chicken sandwich I've had either.

Chick-fil-A

61222708 Anonymous: Honey Pepper Chicken Sandwich

Honey Pepper Chicken Sandwich
I have tried it and I'd say it's pretty good. At least an 8.5-9/10. Its spicey and sweet but works well with chicken.

60877312 Anonymous: Pepper Pimento Sandwich

Pepper Pimento Sandwich
Just had Chick-fil-A's pepper pimento sandwich. Wtf bros why is it so good

59136273 Anonymous: Pimento Cheese Sandwich

Pimento Cheese Sandwich
I thought I would never get anything from CFA ever again since they're such fag and nigger lovers. That sandwich was fucking amazing. I must really be behind times or something because I don't recall CFA ever having sizable chicken breast for any of their sandwiches. It was juicy and the breading was crunchy. The odd items of pimento cheese, jalapenos, and honey goes really well with it. My only complaint was it didn't have nearly as much pimento cheese like the picture shows, but I guess it was a good enough amount. The meal was $10+ without tax...

58943121 Anonymous: Chicken Nuggets

Chicken Nuggets
Sorta seems like Chick-fil-a actually has the worst chicken nuggets.
I even like Burger Kings nuggets more than CFA.
Shame about the corn though. Haven't been to KFC in ages, but as a kid I remember absolutely loving their corn and mashed potatoes and gravy.
The KFC potatoes and gravy were like crack when I was a kid. I had even fantasies about being a grown up and seeing if I could use grown up money to buy a whole big bucket of just their mashed potatoes and gravy.

They taste fine, great even; but they're very small and a bit dry compared to the rest of their meny, and most importantly they cost way too much for the tiny container you get.
Furthermore these are offered as a meal item, coming with a side and drink.
I've gotten them three whole times thinking it was a fluke the time prior.

I think it's definitely the price vs size and quantity.

58944258 Anonymous

Not him. I've had the CFA grilled chicken nuggets. I liked the flavor and texture a lot. They were better than the concept--unbreaded chicken bits somehow cooked on a grill without drying them out, made into finger food--led me to expect. They were spendy, though, and the portion was tiny. I have never had their fried nuggets, though.

58951922 Anonymous

$1.07 per ounce
$17.12 per pound

This makes full sense for considering them a bad deal, though your post led me to believe there was something wrong with the chicken nuggets themselves rather than it being a pricing issue.
Otherwise, these reviews tell me that Chick-fil-A's nuggets are tasteful even if they are a bit dry.

56810900 Anonymous: #1 Chicken Sandwich

#1 Chicken Sandwich
Speaking of chicken. There are now two locations about 25-ish miles from me, in different towns. I decided to stop in one this week, as I was already in the area. I had the basic #1 chicken sandwich, which was okay but not amazing. It's just a piece of white chicken meat, battered, fried, and put on a bun with pickles. The grilled chicken tenders were nice, though, if expensive--$6 for a tiny potion. The lemonade is made from actual fruit and there is lemon pulp in it, which I did not expect. I would go back just for the lemonade and maybe the grilled tenders. Or maybe I should try a different sandwich.

Chicken Guy

56811919 Anonymous: Peri-peri Chicken Sandwich

Peri-peri Chicken Sandwich
Speaking of sammiches. This one was from a chain supposedly owned by Guy Fieri. It was two largish chicken tenders on a bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. The chicken was tender, the bun and toppings were fresh, and that part was all perfectly okay. The "peri-peri sauce" was okay but tasted nothing like real peri-peri. Peri-peri is supposed to be made out of African birdseye peppers, which are supposedly the same species as Thai prik-ki-nu peppers, and also supposedly grow wild in Mexico, where people call them "chiltepins." They're tiny little things, about a quarter of an inch across, and about as hot as habaneros. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsicum_annuum_var._glabriusculum Peri peri sauce is made from these peppers, plus garlic, lemon juice, cilantro, and a bit of smoked paprika. This stuff was the right color but made of sweet red bell peppers and lacked all but the tiniest trace of heat--not a bad sauce at all but not what the name led me to expect. The next time I am in the area, if I am hungry, I want to try again and see if the habanero sauce has some snap to it.
I am, however, an old chili head, and maybe my palate is burnt out. I want to see if I can make something like peri peri out of the orange habanero peppers supermarkets here have. It will be the wrong color, but maybe it will taste okay. something something two pounds of peppers, a dozen cloves of garlic, a big bundle of cilantro, juice and zest of a lemon, dash smoked paprika, salt and pepper to taste, process to a uniform pulp in a food processor, half is marinade for a whole cut-up chicken, in which it sits overnight in a covered glass bowl, then cooks an hour or so at 400, in a foil-lined pan with the used marinade poured over the chicken. The rest of the sauce is kept aside, poured over the chicken it before serving.

Church's Texas Chicken

60488555 Anonymous: Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Alright, chicken sandwich review. Got this one from Church's. It's their "spicy" one. I must say this shit is pretty damned good despite it not being immediately fresh out of the fryer. The breading on the chicken is this sorta saltine cracker tasting stuff with a bit of salt and pepper. Was crispy-ish when I got it, probably would've been crunchy if I were lucky enough to get it fresh. The chicken itself seemed to be bigger than most other fast food chains. Tasted better than most too. I'd place it below Chick-fil-a, could've been an easy tie had I got it fresh. The sauce is just buffalo/cayenne sauce mixed with mayonnaise. It wasn't really that spicy. The meal was 8 or so dollars, making it a much better deal than anything around me for the amount of food you get and how it tasted. I definitely recommend this one if the Church's near you isn't in some ghetto.

Culver's

58915157 Anonymous: Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
its alright, better than the main competition like kfc and popeyes for sure, but its kinda overpriced. it was $6 iirc and it didnt take too long to finish and the chicken was kinda thin, not a whole lot of meat. the use of shredded lettuce is preferable im0. its not the usual tasting fried chicken that popeyes and kfc and burger king use but its not as good as chicfila. id rather go to chicfila bc im looking at the prices and a spicy deluxe at chicfila is $4 while the inferior culvers spicy chicken sandwich alone is $6, definitely not worth it. i also added my own sauces and that definitely added to the taste, idk what their sauces taste like.
id put it in between burger king and chickfila, being closer to burger king on the scale. but its way overpriced for what it is

Domino's

61542772 Anonymous: Domino's Mushroom and Onion Pizza

2 DAY OLD DOMINOS MUSHROOM AND ONION PIZZA REVIEW:
Shit's aight. I like the way domino's seasons their crust, shit's okay and I like it. I ate it cold and it was good except the onions, those were too cold to eat, like they were fucking raw and slimy and they were gross. The mushrooms were fine though, but the cheese and the crust on leftover pizza is always baller.

Hormel Foods

59416987 Anonymous: Chicken Alfredo

Hormel's Compleats Chicken Alfredo Review:

Unemployment might taste like a bitch but Hormel's has got you covered. At two bucks a pop this shit will fill ya up better than any fast food will, and this shit's fast, taking only 60 seconds vented in the microwave to cook, with no neet to wait for it to cool down because it's ready to eat. Speaking of meals that are ready to eat, I was thinking of enlisting but I'm still trying to decide if getting blown up is preferable to just kicking the chair. Speaking of kicking, Hormel's Chicken Alfredo kicks the ass of even non-competitors. This shit is savory, and will leave that sour taste in your mouth temporarily masked with a fine flavor. I just want to watch everyone get ripped apart and sewn together again for the rest of eternity. God I hate everyone. The pasta is creamy but not overcooked, and the chicken is juicy, and there's plenty of it too, about a 50/50 ratio of pasta to chicken. I know I could cook better but nobody wants a man who can cook, they just want the money that I can't fucking make. A complete supper for a family of one. Compleats has you covered! If McDick's was Italian this is what it would taste like. This shit is comparable to Domino's Chicken Alfredo except it isn't as thick or creamy. It's still cheesy, at least that's what some people say, like everything about me is a fucking gimmick. Hopefully the microwave didn't give me radiation poisoning or else I might actually do it this time. Every time I pussy out at everything. Hormel's Chicken Alfredo is better than eating pussy. Fuck women. Fuck men. There's little that satisfies me besides this microwavable shit and furry pornography, and neither of them are fucking cutting it. God bless my soul and pull me together before it's too late, even the stupid internet fox isn't getting me hard I just stare and look and wish that was me and feel only heartache and loneliness for what I never had.

Overall, it's an 8/10 meal that's tasty and fills you up.

Kentucky Fried Chicken

64186351 Anonymous: Chizza

By some odd coincidence I went to a KFC and got to try the "chizza" thingy. As this location was out of pepperoni--as Heavy Weapons Guy says, "not big surprise"--it was essentially chicken parmigiana in a box, with a paper cup of fries. It did not taste horrible, but twelve hours later it's still sitting in my stomach like a cement block. I cannot recommend.

58943018 Anonymous: Chicken Nuggets

Chicken Nuggets
Also, I went out to run some errands and stopped at a KFC on the way home. Today I decided to try the chicken nuggets. They were hot and fresh, with a nice juicy texture and just enough breading, and the breading was well seasoned. The counter guy said they came with dipping sauces, and all of them had self-evident names other than "KFC Sauce," so of course I tried it. It has a very very strong horseradish odor and a bit of a reddish color, like maybe there's paprika or even cayenne pepper in it. It's honey mustard, but honey mustard with a sharp piquant horseradish bite to it, and it will clear your sinuses. It isn't bad, and I say that as someone who doesn't generally like honey mustard. It seems less excessively, cloyingly sweet than other honey mustard some other chains have. I was a bit disappointed that KFC doesn't have corn on the cob any more and their current side dishes all seem to be deep-fried, really starchy or sugary, or all at once. No pictures today but we all know what chimken numget look like.

58070643 Anonymous: Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
After running some errands this afternoon, I stopped at a KFC on the way home. I had the spicy chicken sandwich.
The sandwich was bigger than I expected, with what looked like an entire split boneless chicken breast. It is, of course, battered and fried, on a kaiser-ish sort of roll. This particular sandwich comes with dill pickles and a secret spicy dressing that looks and tastes like ranch dressing with hot sauce mixed in.
Not amazing, not horrible. It was sufficiently filling that I don't think I'll eat anything else this evening. The fries were the usual seasoned fries, very much like you'd find in any other fast food place. I think it was okay, and the combo came to $8.79 with local sales tax. Nothing about this was amazing, but I don't feel ripped off.

Lay's

59439903 Anonymous: Lay's Salt and Vinegar

Lay's salt and vinegar review:
This chip tastes like a Canadian McDonald's. If you've ever ordered the World Famous Fries from a Canadian McJiggers, you'll know this chip whips your taste buds like they're a bunch of niggers. This chip is the opposite cousin of Saskatchewan, hard to draw but easy to spell, and you can draw your comparisons straight up. Salty like piss and savory like gravy, with a hint of vinegar to remind you that the floor needs a mopping. A little bit like something your polish mail carrier's cousin used to make, eh? Nothing like needless calories that convince you not to attempt suicide via a diebetic comatose. Rinse the bag with a little bit of Nestlé Pure Life Bottled Water and sip the contents, it's the closest you'll get to commercially sold orphan tears! Frito Lay's will leave your mouth both dry and watering for more, and if you're dead, who can judge! Just grab a bag, run it through, and do it again like a discord mod at two in the morning on a Tuesday! If you're looking for a snack that'll leave you smiling back, Lay's has your back unlike everyone else! Call this chip a selfish, salty cunt and he'll say you're correct, it's part of his marketing campaign to psyop all his friends into killing him for him, and he will only make you admit you want him in your mouth. Crispy, tangy, and garuenteed fresh while in date, these chips will run you through, and if you're going to space, well there's your air source. HATE air? Die then. Lays, 8/10.

Macy's

59791460 Anonymous: Salad

Salad
Macy's salad.
$8 is a lot for some grass and chicken.
It felt rather generous, the bowl was fairly deep and the dish was 10in by 10in. It didn't fill me up, but I'm an American Proportions kind of gentleman.
I have been forcing myself to have a salad at least once a week lately though. No ranch either, since that stuff is apparently pure fat.

McDonald's

59239035 Anonymous: Spicy Deluxe Chicken

Spicy Deluxe Chicken
So, I went to Mickey D's after going to the gym this afternoon. They have a "Spicy Deluxe" chicken sandwich. No pictures, but it looks like every fast food chicken sandwich. It's a battered and fried piece of white meat on a hamburger bun with sliced tomatoes, shredded lettuce, and a bit of something that tastes like ranch dressing with just a few drops of Tabasco sauce mixed in. It is a bit smaller than some other fast food chicken sandwiches, but the sandwich and drink plus sales tax came to $6.55, which is not horrible. I think onion and pickles would have improved the sandwich, but it does not come with them. I think it was okay. Do focks like spicy food?

59119870 Anonymous: Spicy Chicken

McDonald's Spicy Chicken
mickey deez spicy chicken
it was decent, its the same chicken they use for their biscuits and mcgriddles. slightly on the more expensive side at 4.79. for just the sandwich. it had more meat than culvers and it was a 1.20 cheaper and it tasted better so id say it was pretty good value wise. i probably need to stop getting the spicy option as thats too subjective imo. mcdonalds did not scimp on the spicy sauce they use. id rather the spice be cooked into the chicken but the sauce was p good, some mayo mixture i reckon. the downside of using spicy sauce vs cooking the spice into the chicken is that its messier for one, and the sauce gets on your lips, naturally. but this means your lips get all hot and its annoying imo. the bun wasnt super happy and was squished, probably while being put into its bag. this is probably fine being that it was made at mcdonalds and they have to get food out fast. overall it was pretty good

59114157 Anonymous: Filet-O-Fish & Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Filet-O-Fish & Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Alright, I'm gonna review the Quarter Pounder with cheese and the Filet of Fish.

The quarter pounder with cheese is THE classic. This neat, juicy sandwich leaves you with a greasy, sweet aftertaste that tears the anus out of even the sweetest candies. Every bite is a chomp, and this unforgiving sandwich will pass through you in chomps too, you WILL feel this sandwich in you. Despite this, it is not truly a quarter pounder. Like it says on the box, this handheld weighs 4 ounces before it's cooked, yet after eating it I somehow gained 4 entire pounds. Crazy how McScience works, huh? The McDonald's McResearch team has devoted millions of dollars to making a more sustainable sandwich, sustainable without the sus, as you're still eating the same 100% beef. As the saying goes, the west is hungry, and billions must dine!

The Filet of Fish kills sloppy joes, beheads sloppy joes, and roundhouse kicks their sauciness into the concrete. Seriously, the Filet of Fish is moist, true to it's origins, and the McDonald's McTartersauce that lathers the McFishslab inside of it will line your mouth in creamy, savory goodness. Not only is this food stack bigger than The Quarter Pounder, but it's more filling, and for a fraction of the price. Despite making up less than 15% of Mickey D's sales, this absolute slapper commits to your taste buds about 50% more than other McDonald's sandwiches. This sandwich will make you associate your girlfriend's fishy scent with a hearty, true-to-the-table meal, with a McCoca-Cola to make it all come down your throat.

While The Quarter Pounder with cheese is THE Macca's classic, you can't deny that the Filet of Fish beats it out of the water. A newer, meatier sandwich for a fraction of the price? Sounds impossible, but McDonald's has it, and in my opinion, it's a hidden gem.

59090055 Anonymous: McRib

McRib
The McRib is less a sandwich than a meme they re-release every few years because all the cable TV news talking heads give them hours and hours of free advertising by talking about it. The mechanically formed slug of mystery meat is not in and of itself horrible but it is drowned in a sugary, sugary, sugary sauce that seems to be an attempt to convert it into candy. A less sweet, more savory sauce (try tomato paste +
apple cider vinegar + sweet basil + just a few drops of liquid smoke seasoning, salt, pepper, garlic, paprika, and maybe a tad of cayenne pepper, to taste) would improve it quite a bit. As it is, it is maybe the canonical example and the picture in the dictionary when you look up "mediocre fast food." Foxes are obligate carnivores and even they aren't enthusiastic about the McRib.

Mr. Fries Man

60710754 Anonymous: Buffalo Ranch Chicken Fries

Mr. Fries man - Buffalo Ranch Chicken Fries review:
(Regular size; Grilled Chicken; W/Cheese)

It’s worth mentioning the first beverage option was
>Crush: Grape Soda 20.oz.
LOL black peepo like chicken LOL LMAO LOL

Initial impressions:
Holy shit why did I not know about this sooner?! The correct ammount of buffalo sauce has been used to accentuate the chicken, and the fries to protein ingredient ratio is perfect, and the cheese isn’t overwhelming, but merely there to accentuat the dish, moreso the fries than the chicken.

Halfway through Impressions:
There’s some kind of herbs on top, and these should have been throughout the dish. The ranch dressing does overpower the dish in certain ‘locations’ throughout the entire dish.
These aren’t deal-breakers, but just notes. I’m still very satisfied and will almost certainly order for this establishment in the future.

Final thoughts:
Overall the dish had a bad chicken to fries ration, being a french-fry inspired meal.
I unded up eating about four chicken nuggets worth of just buffalo ranch chicken with no fries or cheese to mention. This is less of a complaint and more of a disappointment.
All in all it was quite good, and I intend to order from here again, trying other options.

Popeyes

59930637 Anonymous: General

General
first for popeyes fucking sucking at making chicken
it was not pleasant, the kitchen was full of melanin and/or crack smokers, it took forever to make a single sandwich,
and there was barely any chicken in the sandwich. nevermind the fact that the chicken was trash. not even close to worth it, not even a formal review with a picture or anything.

58200065 Anonymous: Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Earlier this week, I stopped at a Popeye's on the way home from my workout. They were out of the blackened chicken sandwiches I wanted to try, so I had the "Spicy." It was a bit more expensive and a bit smaller than the KFC spicy chicken sandwich. It had some nice dill pickle slices on it. The sauce seemed like it was mostly hot sauce with a dab of ranch dressing stirred in, and was also really, really salty. All in all I preferred the KFC product.
It wasn't horrible, and the red beans and rice I ordered on the side was pretty good.

Publix

62486436 Anonymous: Chicken Sub

Chicken Sub
Okay finally went to Publix and got that Chimken Sub.
It was dry because it was sitting in the sunlamp for so long. No amount of mustard of melted cheese and onions would take away the dryness.
9/11 - It's okay.

61590196 Anonymous: Publix's Turkey Dinner

>PUBLIX TURKEY DINNER REVIEW:
If you're from the american south, particularly florida, you probably know Publix sells a good turkey dinner with all the fixes at a decent price. It's no $5 Costco rotisserie, but retailers price gouge this shit during Thanksgiving, so you'll take what you can get.

TURKEY

Savory. Juicy as fuck, and you can't mess up cooking it either because it comes with a timer. Turkey isn't hard to digest really, and the gravy will help you out.

STUFFING

Savory, that's all l can say. Publix created a freak of nature by making a mostly breadcrumb side dish that wasnt dry as fuck.

MARSHMALLOW DELIGHT

This shit is so fucking contriversial I don't understand it. Is it a side dish? A desert? Nobody knows, but the marshmallows are good and the coconut fuckers are of a very off putting texture. Also it's sweet as fuck, very overwhelming. It doesn't come out good either.

CRANBERRY RELISH

Sweet taste while eating, tart after taste but it tastes so zesty you can't get enough of it. Fucking brilliant. Unfortunately this one hurts your slul if you eat too much of it.

CRANBERRY SAUCE (ocean spray)

Sweet and moist. Shit was like a jellied juice, a bouncy gelitain in a can to be sliced and devoured.

10/10 will do again cause this shit is convenient as fuck.

59988560 Anonymous: Fried Chicken

>Publix one day old fried chicken review:

Shit's tasty. Not as crispy as it is fresh but a minute in the microwave did it and it was pretty yummy. 7/10.

Sizzling Kitchen

60562047 Anonymous: Spicy Chicken Burger Meal

Spicy Chicken Burger Meal
Chimken update from Bongland. It's no chic-fil-a, KFC or Popeyes, but 'Sizzling Kitchen', a local corner store southern fried chicken place. I finished eating it just now, and I have to say it was a mixed bag.

I ordered fries, a spicy chicken borgar, 4 strips, 8 poppers and 4 spicy wings. No I did not eat it all, but I had one of everything. Those strips were easily the best of the bunch, they were crunchy and soft inside, the chicken tasted good and the spices brought out the flavour. The wings were nothing special, kinda soggy but licking the seasoning off my fingers was nice. The chicken poppers were alright, more of a method of getting sauce in ya. Speaking of which, this garlic sauce was IMMACULATE, easily the best I've had with the perfect amount of spice and coolness from what I assume to be mint.

The burger, however, was the absolute worst thing I have ever eaten. The bread somehow managed to be both dry and soggy at the same time and I had to drink more to get that shit down my throat because it felt like eating sand. I had to waste a whole bunch of my sauce to make it bearable and the chicken burger was absolutely not worth it. The fries were... okay. Standard fries, faint potato taste, again just a dish filler.

Sizzling Kitchen gets a 4/10 from me. I didn't enjoy my meal, felt greasy afterwards and it kinda felt like a waste of money when I could have gone elsewhere.

Wawa

59119936 Anonymous: Chicken Parm Hoagie

Chicken Parm Hoagie
wawa chicken parm hoagie
it was pretty alright, it filled me up pretty good considering i didnt have breakfast and i ate it for lunch while at work. for 7.99, its pretty good value for a fast way to be not hungry anymore. it was pretty messy and the sauce quickly made the bread soggy, which could be negated by toasting the bread, this however wasnt an option sadly. it could also be considered "fast food" so i guess it gets a pass for the messiness. the mozzarella and parmasan tasted ok and the sauce the same, it isnt exactly olive garden but its not the worst.

Wendy's

61217465 Anonymous: Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich

Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich
So, I tried the "ghost pepper ranch" chicken sandwich at Wendy's.
It's nicely spicy, but it's smallish, and the combo with small fries and a small drink cost me over eleven bucks.
I like spicy food. It may be that I've either picked up a tolerance for piquant flavors or permanently damaged the nerve endings in my mouth. To me it tasted like you could get a similar flavor to the "ghost pepper ranch dressing" by stirring a few sprinkles of cayenne pepper into ranch dressing from the supermarket. It was better than I was expecting, but I did not find it very spicy at all. If a ghost pepper was ever in the same building with any of the ingredients, I'd be very surprised.

59428877 Anonymous: Wendy's Classic Asiago Club

Wendy's classic asiago club
this was not the sandwich i ordered but i ate it anyways bc i wasnt going back to the wendys to sort it out. it looks like a BLT of sorts but with chicken. it had bacon, tomato, lettuce, and some ranch type sauce. i got rid of the tomato bc i dont eat tomato and i dont really like ranch all that much. i could barely taste the chicken, it was quite bland and tasteless. the bacon and the ranch really carried the sandwich and its the only thing you taste, with the lettuce, it was more of a salad sandwich than a chicken sandwich. i do like that it was wrapped instead of put into a bag, which kept the buns from getting squished. the receipt says it was $6.89 for just the sandwich which is absolutely ridiculous and indefensible. i guess it was filling, meaning that i felt it for the rest of the day. it didnt make me sluggish but i was constantly reminded that i ate it and it wasnt entirely pleasant. i was supposed to get a regular chicken sandwich but now im unsure ill be looking forward to it. i would not buy this sandwich again.

59103608 Anonymous: Maple Bacon Chicken Croissant Sandwich

Maple Bacon Chicken Croissant Sandwich
The sandwich itself was about $4.

So, yeah, it's still pretty damned good, but I thought it would've been sweeter. The sauce consists of the same shit as the butter and syrup packets you get for typical fast food breakfast, nothing too special there. Has bacon... and it was crispy. Everyone loves bacon except kikes and sand niggers, right? The chicken had nice crispy breading to it even after the sauce melting into it. The chicken itself was an actual cut of chicken breast that was tender enough and as good as their other chicken sandwiches that have that. Honestly, I prefer Wendy's chicken over something like Chic-fil-a. Cheaper, just as good if not better, and don't have to deal with retardly long lines just to overpay for some fast food. Oh, and the croissant that housed the chicken, bacon, and sauce? Idk, it's just a fast food croissant man, flaky and chewy.

It's good af and all, but I think one could make something better themselves. Surely one could just prepare their own breaded chicken breast or buy some frozen chicken tenders that are lightly breaded, get some croissants from a grocery bakery, use actual butter, and pour on some maple syrup of choice to make this sandwich. Sounds better already. Geez, I haven't really done much of this writer kinda shit since I was in school years ago... Sorry lol.

Overall, I recommend giving it a try.

[Non-specific]

63698432 Anonymous: Tyson Chicken Patties

i dont think tyson white chicken patties are real chicken anymore. they recently changed something major and its not good

61931108 Anonymous: Chicken drumstick

BIRD REVIEW:
THEY DON'T LIVE IN A SOCIETY, I REFUSE TO LIVE IN A SOCIETY, LIKE THE BIRDS I FLY ABOVE YOUR SYSTEMS, UNLIKE THE BIRDS I AM ONE.
10 SCORE

60365200 Anonymous: Chicken Manicotti

chicken manicotti review:
i fucked up and it wants out
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how do i make it stop

60023066 Anonymous: Sałatka cebulowa

Sałatka cebulowa
Do you like prymat? What about allspice? Fuck you, Poland has you covered, and you better improvise half the ingredients and chuck some random shit into it to fuck up the taste, it's the law. This shit will fuck you up harder than Зeлeный cyп, Because half of this shit is onions. You're gonna cry, you're gonna be gassy, you're gonna want to throw up, this is one of the better polish foods too. Poles don't eat pierogis every day, y'know.
9/10 considering that it's polish.

60015724 Anonymous: Chicken Mozzarella

Slightly burnt chicken mozzarella review:
Absolutely fucking delicious. Cheese wasn't easy to cut but that's likely because my knife doesn't say ghisa e avorio, teschio di volpe. Prodotto a Roma, IT. Chicken was a frozen slab from Costco, cheese is BelGioioso, gravy is my own abomination. Burnt cheese is a plus, by the way. If you know, you know. An easy 9/10 given it was made in 15 mins with mostly leftovers.

59952980 Anonymous: Nongshim Udon with General Tso Sause and Spam

NONGSHIM UDON WITH GENERAL TSO SAUSE AND SPAM REVIEW:

Like Mussolini once said, a bunch of pasta eaters can't rebuild the Roman Empire. This unfortunately played out to be true, which is why I introduce to you Nongshim Udon Premium Noodle Soup. It's like the Japanese version of spaghetti, soaked in soisauce, covered in what is described in the microwave instructions as "flakes" and let it cum. This shit is HOT, and that might be because I'm cooking it in a 1250 watt microwave, but it comes out steaming like it ain't received child support in six months. Combined with General Tso and SPAM, we can give this Japanese classic a Chinese twist. This meal is a warcrime. Sizzle, Pork, And Mmmmm, and combined with some Italian seasoning and tossed into a pie iron, this unholy meat slab will taste real. It's a survival food that goes from "try to survive eating this" to "try to survive without me" with a dash of herbs and a smothering in a sausy mix of perservitives and onions. Is it Chinese water torture if the pigs are already dead? Eather way, it's a tender meal that'll warm your heart and burn your tongue if you don't blow on it, so be prepped for that. 9/10.

59940230 Anonymous: Parmesan and Pecorino Romano

Parmesan and pecorino romano.
It's great in marinara and basil n all that, and for a little extra, unshredded mozzarella, it will melt in the hot gravy and will be perfect. Or, you can mix with ricotta if you want whites.
The one to the right was the one next to it, and it's so good it isn't dependent on anything else to be delicious. It's just mozzarella, really, and it's not like that overly processed cheese stick shit either. No, it's juicy and has a nice squishy texture that fills your mouth with an indescribable savory taste. It's unique and the only thing that'll make it better is some salami to wrap around it.

It'sa da best.

59441831 Anonymous: Ring Pop Sour Cherry

Ring Pop Sours Sour Cherry review:
This pop sucks! The only engagement ring I could afford. She said no, no wonder! This pop is SOUR, but not in taste. Sweet, it is, the marketing was a lie, and it's unergonomic as fuck. Don't eat this one in public, or you'll look like a fucking retard. It melts in your hand, but not in your mouth! This sucker will leave you with flat feet, fallen arches, baggy knees and a broken frame. Meningitis, peritonitis, dt's and a washed-up brain. If you want clogged arteries, this one's for you. Featuring a ludicrous amount of sugar, you won't survive to attain the included prize: a gemless, tight, and ugly ring. Don't wear this one in public, because this one is a misbehavor. Light on the taste and heavy on the calories, this one's bound to send you to the hospital, and not in a good way. Don't buy this one, just go to your local children's hospital and take a couple for free. Free food's free food, am I right? Would a fox enjoy it? Take your chances, that's what I was told. Maybe you could start a relationship somewhere, and the trees are calling. Dig a hole, sleep all day, kill chickens and eat em raw. Perhaps this is the life I was meant for, minus the sleep without air conditioning part, I already sleep in a hovel of my own. But if this shit sells, anything will. This candy doubles as an emetic poison, because you will throw up after this one. Perhaps that's why it was in that jar at the front desk of St. Judes. Your donations at work, kiddo, this is the USA! Would you like a free crack pipe with that one, sir? 2/10.

59438661 Anonymous: Cake

Cake Review:
I wasn't invited. Tasted like eggnog, eggcream, eggplant, you name it. It's a Costco cake. 10/10.

58919026 Anonymous: Rotisserie Chicken

Rotisserie Chicken
Walmart rotisserie chicken is shockingly good, when you consider that Walmart is mainly known for selling cheap sneakers, cheap socks and underwear, and cheap hand tools made in China. In the Midwest there is a supermarket/department store mashup chain called Meijer that also has surprisingly good rotisserie chicken, for a place that's essentially the ghetto local competitor to Walmart.

Kroger rotisserie chicken is okay but about ten years back every time I got any kind of cooked chicken product in a Kroger deli, in several stores in an area about fifty miles across, every single time it was bright red bloody raw in the middle. Fried chicken, rotisserie chicken, chicken tenders, whatever. It really put me off their deli products. Maybe I should give them another chance. I've moved to another area and there's a Kroger every few miles. Kroger has cooked ribs in the deli that are well seasoned, especially the seasonal stuff like "Hatch pepper seasoned ribs," but they're chewy as FUCK. They're cooking them too fast at too high a temperature, I think, but I understand that they're making this stuff to sell to the public and they need to put it out in volume with the equipment and staff that they have, so they can't really put them on the smoker and go low and slow and tell the customers "come back tonight at nine."

Farmer Jack had good rotisserie chicken and a good deli, and it's a shame they went under.

There's another Midwestern supermarket chain called Busch's, that seems to be trying too hard to be "affluent" and "high end." They also have good stuff in the deli, but it tends to be spendy enough that you don't see a lot of ghetto goblins inside.

Weirdly, I haven't had chicken in several days. I should thaw some more out this weekend.

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59439016 Anonymous: Dr. Pepper

Dr. Prepper review:
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59249984 Anonymous: Peroni Nastro Azzurro

Peroni Nastro Azzurro Review:

Most dsperate alcoholics run to what appears in Super Bowl adverts: Bud Weiser, Corona, and other bottles of piss. But this bottle of piss is not like those other bottles of piss, and in a couple of swigs this beer will have you stomping on turtles and screaming "VIVA IL RE, VIVA IL DUCE" to save the princess, of course. However, this is a fox thread, so when buying alcohol I made sure the alcohol content was low enough to the point where a baby could drink it and not sustain heavy brain damage. The alc/vol is %5.0 so you won't get drunk from it but a fox perhaps might get slightly tipsy, which is a good thing. Unfortunately, this beer is not so cheap, but you are getting a stronger lager with a crisp taste. It might have "nastro" in the title, but this beer is not nasty at all. In fact, on a water to piss scale from one to ten, it scores a solid 5, where Corona would get a 10 and Bud Light an 11, way past the piss point, where 10 is literal piss. I feel life I could drink 8 of these while operating heavy machinery and not kill anyone because despite it's higher alcohol content than more popular beers, it doesn't taste like it wants you dead. I feel like perhaps one of you creepy ass cunts could pour a few of these into a trough and then get a fox drunk enough to reenact that scene from lady n da tramp with you. Make some capellini and slap some classico onto that shit, maybe chop up a few tomatos and put em in that shit to increase the juiciness, bring you back to those gravies the women used to make. Just imagine the shenanigans you could get into, you sick fuck, and realize your actions have consequences when you get rabies or whatever. Honestly, my head hurts like a bitch and I probably need some fucking water. I've been putting off too much shit in my life at this point and honestly resorting to writing shitty food revers in threads filled with borderline bestiality isn't gonna help. God, I need help bros. The beer is good though.

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61249723 Anonymous: Seal of Solomon

>bible study
okay, then, can any of you explain how Solomon became inextricably tied to jewish witchcraft and satanism? I offer one (1) for up front as payment for this knowledge and two (2) foxes on delivery

61250959 Anonymous

>>61249723
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Solomon
The tl;dr is that Jewish oral tradition going back at least to the 1st Century AD held that God created a magical talisman in the form of a signet ring for Solomon that gave him power to summon, command, and bind angels, demons, spirits, and all manner of supernatural beings, and furthermore to speak with animals. There seem to have been a number of similar legends, some of which were rather blatantly borrowed from classical Greek legends with only the names changed. Other versions of the story held that it was a magical shield given to David that had these powers. Anyway, these legends, much changed and mutated, passed into medieval Arabic folklore, in which Solomon was held to have been a mighty wizard who could bind and seal away demons, and command genies. Christian Europe heard these stories from Arabs and the meme arose from that.

61251834 Anonymous

>>61249723
>>61250959
Solomon made an agreement with the supernatural (demons/jinn) where they are obligated to serve him as long as the ring containing his seal exists. The demons knew women were his weakness, so they brought in worshipers of foreign deities to divert him from God. By turning away from God, Solomon lost not only his kingdom but also his life.
However, his ring continued to exist, and under the agreement, the demons were to never directly harm humanity through words nor reveal themselves. Indirect methods were not forbidden, and through the use of precisely arranged crystals powered by smokeless fire, demons have been able to communicate with and manipulate humanity unconsciously more so than any other previous era.
Solomon's interactions with demons and his rejection of God are what tie him to witchcraft and satanism.

>>61250485
There is an obsession with Saturn and the number 6. You may not believe in them, but these fixations are used to time events and decisions on a global scale.

60690465 Anonymous: Galatians 5:6

forget japanese and go learn some latin. jesus wants you to read a bible verse today.

>Galatians 5:6
>For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

60683812 Anonymous: Genesis 1:28

the man's essay is WRONG i proclaim. you should only aim with what you can procreate with, the end goal is reproduction, if you cannot procreate you gonna die

Genesis 1:28
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"

60488555 Anonymous: John 8:44

John 8:44:
"You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies."
It's about the kikes obviously.

Man, there's just something really funny about some random dude on the internet who'd love to creampie Averi while dropping bible verses and reviewing chicken sandwiches.

60489040 Anonymous

>>60488555
I've never been into the bible because I thought it was boring and confusing.
I've always thought that if I wrote my own version of the bible, I would go much greater into depth, rather than the sad excuse we have for Genesis, which just explains that God created the earth and then he created light etc, without actually going into God's thought process behind doing what he does and the intelligent design philosophy into all the life he creates. The fact that God created humans in his own image, means that God is a human and if anything, if that's not proof this whole planet is a simulation right from the beginning then I don't know what is, we could easily just be the results of some guy trying to create real life as accurately as possible inside of a computer, to the point where it got so accurate that we are now trying to do the same. However, again, God being a human and all makes me believe that either God is an artist and his creations are truly works of art, or that he straight up just copied everything from another life, I mean he literally just copied himself and put humans on the earth and for what reason? His own ego? He's a sneaky little rat bastard when you think about it, he just does shit and never has to explain himself for anything. But I must confess, if the bible was more interesting, I would definitely read it.

TL;DR I think God should have his own Podcast or a blog or something.
I don't think its funny, anon, your chicken sandwich was blessed, the mere fact is not funny, it is divine. God intended for you to be this way.

59286414 Anonymous: Deuteronomy 27:21

Deuteronomy 27:21
“‘Cursed be anyone who lies with any kind of animal.’ And all the people shall say, ‘Amen.’

Guys?!?!

59286448 Anonymous

>>59286414
Anthros =\= Animals

59286507 Anonymous

>>59286448
This.
More like aliens than animals, and they're always depicted as sexually compatible with humans which is what matters.

57365191 Dergman: Matthew 25:14

Hey guys, its Bible Study time.
Open your Bibles to Genesis 1.

"In the beninging. In the benin...In the beningi...In the benignig..."

Just kidding.
Open your Bibles to the New Testament, Matthew 25:14.
I will now read to you all the Parable of the Talents.

For it will be as when a man going on a journey called his servants and entrusted to them his property;
to one he gave five talents, to another two, to another one, to each according to his ability. Then he went away.
He who had received the five talents went at once and traded with them; and he made five talents more.
So also, he who had the two talents made two talents more.
But he who had received the one talent went and dug in the ground and hid his master’s money
Now after a long time the master of those servants came and settled accounts with them
And he who had received the five talents came forward, bringing five talents more, saying, ‘Master, you delivered to me five talents; here I have made five talents more.’
His master said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant; you have been faithful over a little, I will set you over much; enter into the joy of your master.’

And he also who had the two talents came forward, saying, ‘Master, you delivered to me two talents; here I have made two talents more.’
His master said to him, ‘Well done, good and faithful servant; you have been faithful over a little, I will set you over much; enter into the joy of your master.’
He also who had received the one talent came forward, saying, ‘Master, I knew you to be a hard man, reaping where you did not sow, and gathering where you did not winnow;
so I was afraid, and I went and hid your talent in the ground. Here you have what is yours.’
But his master answered him, ‘You wicked and slothful servant! You knew that I reap where I have not sowed, and gather where I have not winnowed?
Then you ought to have invested my money with the bankers, and at my coming I should have received what was my own with interest
So take the talent from him, and give it to him who has the ten talents.
For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.
And cast the worthless servant into the outer darkness; there men will weep and gnash their teeth.’

Parables are pictures of moral truth; they make spiritual principles visible and vivid. In this parable we have sharply outlined before us
and impressed upon the fact that all our gifts and goods are bestowed upon us as stewards that we may put them to there right use and
for which we shall be held accountable.
Life is not simply pleasure, but it is business, even the Lord's business and should be conducted. Five talents, two talents, one talent...such are the differences in the endowments and opportunities of people. Men differ in talents from idiocy to genius, from pauperism to plutocratic wealth, from narrow circumstances to the widest opportunities from native coarseness and viciousness disposition to spirituality of temperament. These differences in men are the roots of the many differences
outside of men, the inequalities of society that often present such frightful aspects and sorely perplex our minds and burdens our hearts.
The human mind starts as a tiny germ, but it may be developed into the philosopher's intellect that weights the earth and measures the stars. Whatever maybe one's mental outfit he can expand it indefinitely in power and service.

A dull boy cannot become a genius, but he may train his slow intellect into a more rapid pace and surprising power, and then turn his
talent into two or ten.
Truth grows by trading, the exchange of thought the useful employment of the knowledge we have when we invest our truth, teaching it
to others or turning it to practical service; it immediately begins to grow clearer in our own minds and to widen out it's boundaries,
and this is multiplies its talent.
Faith, purity, patience, gentleness, unselfishness, love, all spiritual faculties and fruit grow in the same way. It often takes a long time to develop talents and the Lord gives us plenty of time.
We must not expect to reach rapid results and grow impatient at slow processes. The acorn it takes summers and winters to do it. But however long may the Lord delay His coming, he is sure to come at last and call His savants to account.
God Himself is continually investing His own talents and making new seeds grow in your life.

56622515 Anonymous: John, Ezekiel, & Revelation

Some Bible study:

Adam & Eve, when they ate the fruit, brought the curse of death on the whole World. The 'curse of death' essentially being Satan's 'license to kill'.

However, Jesus Christ - The Sinless Man, the curse of death should (by law) have never touched him. The death of Christ dammed Satan (because he committed murder), and bought freedom for mankind.

44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

John 8:44

31 Now is the judgment of this world: now shall the prince of this world be cast out. 32 And I, if I be lifted up from the earth, will draw all men unto me.

John 12:31-32

26 Jesus answered, “It is the one to whom I give this morsel after I have dipped it.” Then He dipped the morsel and gave it to Judas son of Simon Iscariot. 27 And when Judas had taken the morsel, Satan entered into him. Then Jesus said to Judas, “What you are about to do, do quickly.”

John 13:26-27

I will no longer talk much with you, for the ruler of this world is coming. He has no claim on me,

John 14:30

11 Of judgment, because the prince of this world is judged.

John 16:11

16 By the multitude of thy merchandise they have filled the midst of thee with violence, and thou hast sinned: therefore I will cast thee as profane out of the mountain of God: and I will destroy thee, O covering cherub, from the midst of the stones of fire.

Ezekiel 28:16

10 And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.

Revelation 12:10

54330649 Anonymous: Matthew 8:20

"And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head." -
Matthew 8:20

54328733 Anonymous: Judges 15:3-5

Where was Averi during the book of revelations?

54328976 Anonymous

>>54328733
Not revalations but next best thing
Judges 15:3-5
Samson then said to them, “This time I shall be blameless in regard to the Philistines when I do them harm.” Samson went and caught three hundred foxes, and took torches, and turned the foxes tail to tail and put one torch in the middle between two tails. When he had set fire to the torches, he released the foxes into the standing grain of the Philistines, thus burning up both the shocks and the standing grain, along with the vineyards and groves.

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