old lyt archive

9/3/25

ok anyways for those that are here for teruteru hanamura continue below also yesterday was his birthday say happy birthday to him

i got into an argument with someone about teruteru's free time events recently SIGH ! long story short , it was about the last event , the one where teruteru ( skull ) drugs ( skull ) hajime ( skull ) it's heavily implied that it happened , though TECHNICALLY not proved . that being said , i still 100% think he did do that , it's just in his nature and he also has a history of drugging people ... whether for gross ( kill me ) shit or for the latter TO MAKE HIS FOOD TASTE BETTER . TO MAKE PEOPLE ADDICTED TO HIS COOKING SO HE HAS PURPOSE AND THEY COME BACK FOR MORE . my personal opinion is that because he has an interest in hajime and wants him to come back . but what was said by the other person was " erm actually he just wanted to assault him your fave is a pedophile btw " which was lowkey out of pocket because he canonically hates pedophiles " im a villain , not a monster ahhh ! " first of all , if hanamura wanted to , he's shown he just will ( soup scene ) (( kill me ..! )) and it's never seen that he touches hajime or anything just that he feels strange . im not gonna lie . teruteru is still really fucking weird and i want him to be hung but yeah thats my opinion on the last free time event , thanks guys

9/5/25

alright guys im back i wanted to talk about uhm.... remnant teruteru today.... (THE CROWD BOOS) ((there is no crowd i am quite literally speaking to me myself and i) but anyways i was thinking about how uhm idk some concept with him and kazuichi where like kazuichi slaughters people and brings body bags to teruteru. okay no listen it makes sense just give me a moment to explain. OK so teruteru has like a butcher shop you know where they like hang the meat up and shit okay well teruteru has that but like.... its people! um..! so yeah anyways hes really fucking deranged and he really likes dissecting corpses (gg) and he lowkey tries to kill kazuichi in his sleep but kazuichi just beats the shit out of him because he would nevah let that happen XD RAWR what okay im onto nothing im onto nothing it makes more sense when im explaining it to someone and not rentry dot com i have remnant brainrot right now and talent swap brainrot and uh and i have uh SHIUT TH EFUCK UP ROB yes rob i will

9/15/25

No Hanamura today, Souda brainrotting.

9/17/25

AU where Teruteru is Kazuichi's ideal instead of Sonia, it's not realistic but it's so fucking funny. Like wdym he calls him "Mr Teruteru!" or some gay shit, and Teruteru becomes less interested in sexual relationships because Kazuichi is literally suffocating to be around. Like he was lowkey into it at first but now he's realized just how awful it really is to be stalked so much. Do we think he would become a better person because of this..? Or would he just be like "alright lets bang" because Kazuichi would be like "Y-YES..!" I dunno guys, it's taking over my head. Is this how Hanamura finds out he actually likes his alone time holyy, no one has ever like crushed on him like this so he probably feels so fucking weird.

okay now im like seriously thinking about this though... is it ever mentioned if he likes the stalker type? okay im a little out of it and my memory is shit so thats a deadly combo so i cant remember. the only thing i do remember is despite his "open tastes" hes highkey scared of death and goreish shit (?) because in an event with syo he was like "bless byakuyas heart" LMFAOOO because she said some weird shit about wanting to eat him. teruteru doesnt like freaky freaks confirmed! he draws the line at cannibalism idk. i know teruteru doesnt really have a type... but i think he has a handful of shit hes NOT into and its hilarious.

everyone always makes the joke that he would sleep with anyone but uh... you know what, i beg to differ! i think most people are on the table though (skull) but that's just because hes erm himself.

lowkey off topic but i really want a dynamic between mikan and teruteru... ive been kinda hyperfixating on her a bit because shes me but only in a nonchalant way ok. i was thinking about the scene where mikan says to hajime "should i strip to make you feel better!?" and i was like yo what if she said this shit to teruteru, how would he even respond to that. bru poor mikan set her free bro, let her nurse his mother back to health or something idk.

9/22/25

i started roleplaying teruteru in this one server, i was praised for my performance but i dont imagine im actually any good , its a college au , well idk they used the word campus in the server title but i think its a college i forget . but anyways , i just dont feel very confident , not only that , but the other roleplayers are kinda crap so getting praised by crappy people just makes me feel .... eh . i miss baking soda a lot , im probably going to work on the next chapter of that fanfiction . um i wrote a drabble , but it wasnt related to it i just missed them i guess . idk , i also got into roleplaying kotoko , shes a lot of fun .

maybe ill post that drabble ?

9/23/25

yo i dont remember writing allat so let me go ahead and just say im killing myself soon and uh yep i am DIEING! ok thats not really serious but i have been pretty down in the dumps mainly over one thing but youre funny if you think ima spill the beans on rentry dot com especially because no one reads this shit. anyways my head hurts so bad it feels like im ALWAYS smoking like holy shit get a LIFE KIDDD wtv wtv

9/25/25

im feeling pretty joyful today .. i was thinking about uhm... teruteru hanamura, more specifically him in middle school. i imagine he lost his virginity at around 14 (neg) probably slept around with classmates, convincing them this was the cool new hot epic thing to do..! he was most definitely having inappropriate relationships with a few teachers too (kill me) i was thinking he would do it because he was always missing a lot of school because of his mother, and it wasnt that he wasnt smart, he just didnt have enough time for all the school work he owed. so now hes like really messed up in the head.... which, uh off topic, but thats another reason why baking soda is so interesting because theyre like
"alright just have your way with me i know youre like everyone else"
"um i was going to ask if you would hold my hand um gulp"
EXAG
but you get the idea, like yo major virgin alert! kazuichi is obviously a creep, especially in highschool because uh when are highschool boys not but WTV! but hes more shameful about it, even hesitating with sonia (SOMETIMES), so i think he'd be nervous and not very confident when it came to hanamura.

okay this has nothing to do with middleschoolmura but moving onto baking soda in general, i think they really like seeing the others true colors. personality and physical wise, teruteru likes kazuichis real eye color, glasses, when he's sassy, he likes watching how hard working he is, and he thinks its kind of cute that he eats like a pig (FATTY). kazuichi really likes teruterus accent (), his love for family, the way he smiles when he fixes shit for him, and he actually thinks hes pretty funny sometimes... WAHHHH THEYRE IN LOVE THEY ARE WAHHHH

teruteru is lowkey clingy as shit but because of his disorganized attachment problems he lowkey be randomly trying to dettach from souda because hes like "yo wait i cant be caught lacking hes about to betray me i can feel it" and kazuichis so oblivious hes just like "ok tell me when ur coming back!" because hes always working so it doesnt bother him TOO much, he just likes making sure hes not like leaving for good.

10/1/25

okay, i thought of it. im him. the au where kazuichis obsessed with teruteru.... instead of miss sonia he calls him "chef teru!" i genuinely thought of this in the middle of class and had to hold my laugh in like the speed gif. YES kazuichi is stalking him. YES we all want him dead. idk would teruteru be into this .. thinking emoji .. thinking emoji .. idk i think he'd be creeped out but like weirdly flattered but mostly creeped out. "call me chef!" "ok!" "?" so he just always refers to him as chef now like yo sybau ........ and since hes like rivals with gundham even though bro deadass didnt do anything i think his new rival would be peko which is crazy because ONE she doeesnt want teruterus fugly ass and TWO she could clap kazuichi in 0.000002 seconds flat. like yo give it up bro. bro imagine hes like talking about pekos thong and kazuichis like "you never talk about MY thong " #TheGuyNobodyInvited #GetAJob #NobodyLovesYou i think he could genuinely convert teruteru into a straight male with this behavior. okay thats /exag but uhm idk idk idk ikd ikdkikdikdidkiggmkhdhgr baking soda canon..? no..? just me..? ok........... but um... wtv.... i will be drawing this in fact ive already started but my art is cheeks so i dont share
kazuichis thoughts: heyyyyyy hanamura!
kazuichis words: alright bend me over that counter and have your way with me
teruteru: um i think you mixed your speech and thought bubbles! XDDDD LMFAO!
does anyone gaf about baking soda like i do......? guess not... off i go.. to kill myself...

off topic but can we talk about how kazuichis lowkey a tsundere (sonia excluded of course) like whenever someone shows interest in him in any event or just in general hes always like "B-BAKA..! DONT TALK TO ME IF UR NOT MISS SONIA..! HEH.." LIKE BUDDY NOBODY WANT YOU WHY DOES HE THINK ANYONE WHO IS LIKE "wow kazuichi youre cool!" WANTS HIM. NO BRO. WE ONLY FW YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR TALENT AHHHH YOURE A NOBODY

on another another note lets talk about his masochism because whats going on can you stop with your degradtion praise kink just shut up bruvington. and then people say teruteru and kazuichi wouldnt work like bro theyre two sides of the same coin i fucking hate it here
teruteru: im a pervert... (shameless)
kazuichi: im.. a.. pervert..! (shameful)

genuinely id abandon any ship for baking soda yes this includes soul friends (peak yaoi), soudam (meh yaoi), soumaeda (TRASH yaoi), kuzusouda (peak yaoi), sonia x kazuichi (dont ask), junko x kazuichi (also dont ask), mikan x kazuichi (peak yuri), ibuki x kazuichi (peak yuri), soudanidai (peak yaoi), okay you get the point id abandon all of them for you baking soda i would talk about teruteru ships but his ships are genuinely SO fucking trash
nagito x teruteru just gtfo this ship is so trash and cheeks genuinely all nagito ships are trash besides when im in a komahina or roulette mood but besides that just end ur shit "wait but teruteru x nagito is evil yaoi pls rob" SYBAU turn this shit AWFFFFFF
that being said i like when they abuse each other but thats way different from genuinely shipping them ; - ; .. guess im not like all the other teruteru fans who like this rubbish ship
hajime x teruteru is actually peak yaoi but nobody wants to hear me out
mikan x teruteru nobody wants to hear me out on this either and i can understand why but wait come back
terunidai ... olddy but a goody ! ( soudanidai will always be superior though )
twogami x teruteru , its really boring but i get the appeal
ibuki x teruteru this is peak but nobody wants to hear this one either
hiyoko x teruteru , trash
sonia x teruteru , trash
peko x teruteru , i dont ship them but uh remnant yuri anyone .....? no ..? just me ..? ok ...
mahiru x teruteru , get your bitch ass out my face
akane x teruteru , just shipping the black characters together ig , L ship
fuyuhiko x teruteru , im pretty sure someone i know likes ts but its lowkey fucking CHEEEEEEEEEEEEKKSSSSSSSSS this would NEVER happen and even in a crack way its SHIT i would never smile looking at this
gundham x teruteru , i dont want to talk about this shit
chiaki x teruteru , when the ship is so trash you gotta just cry
kazuichi x teruteru wait ,,,,, why is this ,,,, peak ...? ive never thought about this idea before .. wait ... lets call it ... baking soda ..? oh my god .. wait this is fire and they match up well .. crazy .. what the hell thats crazy dude .. might have to get behind this ship ..?
crowd: boos
rob: KYS
teruteru x any of v3 , you like kids idk
teruteru x any of thh , straight BUNSSSSSS

ok but like i quit writing that fluff um naughty fic i was writing idk im too lazy and tired and forgot where i was going with it it was peak for the pages i did do though ! i love fluff so much i know im an edgelord and im like " heh .. gore .. evil .. abuse .. " but i actually secretly like fluff more but nobody wants to hear about it theyre like "yo rob shut up wheres the pain and suffering" let kazuichi be happy bru teruteru and kazuichi are in love and if you disagree you smell like shit

i think they like rubbing their fingers over each others knuckles idk teruteru has soft hands minus the calluses on his finger tips and kazuichis entire hands are kinda rough from many years of hard labor and idk he likes to rub his fingers over kazuichis facial hair and theyre so sill t yt nd GUFHG GUHGH GUHHHH GUHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO BAKING SODA GO AWAY NO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
kazuichi and teruteru: rob .... we miss you ...
me:

10/3/25

okay first ... souda ramble... ill get to hanamura in a minute GOSH !

anyways baking soda rant (NOBODY GAF NOBODY GAF) i feel like teruteru is pretty empathetic but being with kazuichi makes him even MORE empathetic because you can yell at him and he will be like "abcdefgarjk.. are you mad at me..? " and he cries way more than teruteru does and teruteru lowkey just be sitting there sometimes like "um" because what the fuck is he supposed to do. hes probably also really fucking confused because on kazuichis outer layer hes really masculine but when you get to meet him he has the personality of someone whos always having period cramps and mood swings idk. i feel like when they fight it doesnt last long and its pretty evenly split on who apologizes first. the times that they fight longer is when kazuichis being stubborn and needs a few days to forgive teruteru but thats just me, i dunno hanamura doesnt seem like someone who holds grudges against him unlike souda who probably could for a few days.

rob how do baking soda cuddle?
im glad you asked let me tell you rn

okay so theres a few different positions it just depends on the mood lets discuss

1. kazuichi lays on his back with one arm held straight out so teruteru can lay his head there and curl up against his chest i think this position is called shingles or some gay shit, teruteru likes feeling his muscles and hand so idk he likes this one a lot
2. they both lay on their sides and fall asleep with their legs and arms tangled and its really fucking gay
3. teruteru lays on his back and kazuichi is like a koala bear and he wraps his arms and legs around him with his face pressed into one of his tits bru
4. spooning, they swap a lot it doesnt really matter whos big spooning but teruteru usually ends up being big spoon only because kazuichi shifts too much in his sleep like he always begs to be big spoon and then ends up being little spoon like teruteru already knows that hes going to be big spoon but asks anyways
5. what if kazuichi just slept on teruterus ass BRO OK LOOK THIS WOULD BE FUNNY JUST SYBAU
6. teruteru holds kazuichi on his stomach, they tried to do this the other way around but kazuichi literally couldnt breathe HIUOOLUuujyhgfdgdfv TERUTERUS SO FUCKING FATTTTt
7. teruterus head laid in kazuichis lap, in bed teruteru has reserved lap privileges, on the couch kazuichi gets to lay his head in teruterus lap idk its like an unspoken rule
8. kazuichi gets kicked to the couch during arguments BVRUHHHHH, he tried to kick teruteru to the couch once and all teruteru did was glare at him and he was like "you know what the couch actually doesnt sound that bad..!"

ok but like whats their favorite physical features rob ?
bro im so glad you asked this man i was just thinking about this

what kazuichi likes about teruteru most

1. his thighs, just dont even ask bro i dont want to explain this get out of my face
2. his chest.. wow.. almost like a womans! how dreamy!
3. his hair, idk i like to think kazuichi expected it to be crunchy as fuck but it actually ends up being really soft
4. his dimples.. idc... teruteru has dimples now cause i said so...
5. HIS WITTLE NOSE, idk kazuichi probably boops him on the nose or kisses him on the nose and it lowkey annoys teruteru but he kinda likes it
6. bro his dick idk what you want me to say here just use your imagination
7. kazuichis a tummy enjoyer not in like an inflation way he just likes that teruterus soft get away from me just get waway
8. his hands.. cause theyre always soft...

what teruteru likes about kazuichi most

1. his eyes, wishes he'd wear his glasses more often
2. his ass um ok yep im not explaining uhhhh XDD BOIII
3. his arms, i dunno hes probably always squeezing his muscle because hes weird
4. his hair, when its washed its actually really nice
5. his stubble
6. his nose, kazuichi has like.. a sharp nose that looks really god with his features
7. he also likes his tummy he likes running his hands over defined muscle
8. kazuichis happy trail

10/6/25

au where teruteru and kazuichi end up just like their fathers and teruterus lowkey a salesman whos extremely lonely and kazuichi is a violent alcoholic. i was doodling kazuichi as a grease bag failure who drinks himself silly hes actually such a failure we have to kill him. same with teruteru because i imagine hes so psychotic and is in so much debt because he lowkey a gambler too idk he just looks like hed fucking gamble like crazy and wonder why his pockets are empty.

imagine souda swings at someone and then he realizes hes just like his father so he lowkey gotta isolate and die

on a less sad note um ok lowkey still sad also daydreaming about baking soda drinking buddies grow old together but forever mutually pining but being too afraid to say anything sighhh i love aus where teruterus mom knows kazuichi and thinks hes really sweet he probably does repairs for her for free.. and she always offers to feed him and hes like.. no really its on the house.. and she insists and WHASHHEWHH WHAHHHHW AHHHH

teruteru pissed off though "you heard him. hes not hungry." LIKE BRO LET HIM EAT FUCk BRU