MAIN PAGE — god i love sollux................./SOLLUX alriight here'2 a bunch of non2en2e........................... wow Ok hey guys. i'm undecided on if this should be typed in his typing quirk but I Don't know it's sort of a pain in the ass. is it worth it for the bit...? gawd

hii ok ii have a griipe ii want two 2hare. what ii2 everyone'2 deal wiith not giiviing any fuck2 about 2ollux? diid he do 2omethiing two you iin partiicular? ii'm ju2t curiiou2. how ii2 iit that iin a fandom of thii2 (thii2...) 2iize, iit 2eem2 liike almo2t no one liike2 hiim 2peciifiically unle22 iit'2 relatiing two a 2hiip, whiich ii2 almo2t alway2 ara2ol anyway. what happened two creatiiviity?

ii2 iit the lii2p? we all have our problem2 ok. and ii pre2ume iit ii2 not the many dii2order2 he clearly (and admiittedly) ha2 becau2e that would be ju2t rather rude. almo2t a2 rude a2 the lii2p thiing.

2ometiime2 ii thiink about how one of the fiir2t thiing2 ii noted when readiing home2tuck wa2 when gamzee wa2 iintroduced and upon gettiing made fun of wa2 liike "i don't have to use it, see? uhh, it just feels so fuckin unnatural and shit" (or whatever he said). i think the whole like, "you should have a translation for your typing quirk" thing is irrelevant mostly. it annoyed me when in 2020 everyone was like "i can't help but talk like this!!" like, surely you got it from homestuck right like surely surely surely. so how're you dissing gamzee's word like that! i support most people's typing quirks. generational levels of committing to the bit. i just think everyone should've listened to gamzee more. YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?

typiing practii2e.......................................................... god and let it be known sollux's quirk is the absolute hardest for me to read holy fuck. boy why do you TYPE LIKE THAT!! well i know why! of course. but still. anyway i need to practise. here's the lyrics to the song i'm currently listening to

one day ii'll liive iin an apartment wiith my biig dog, ii wiil hiide hiim under the lamp2 and curtaiin2, and when he need2 two go out, we'll e2cape wiithout a 2ound. biig dog, ii won't let you be found. but biig dog ii am 2orry, ii'm not 2ure how ii'll pla2 thii2 game. when you're 2cratching at the clo2et2 and ii know that you're iin pain, 2ugar, ii won't let them take you away. and one day ii will 2top at hiighway re2t 2top2, and let biig dog out of the car. but riight now ii don't have my liicen2e and biig dog won't make iit far, but ii 2till 2ee hiim cha2iing piigeon2 iin the 2tar2. biig dog, ii'm 2o 2orry for how long ii'll play thii2 game, when you're 2cratching at the clo2et2 and ii know that you're iin paiin, 2ugar, ii won't let them take you way, 2ugar ii won't let them take you away

okay that was ez. next song

everybody get up.
iif you can't hear what ii'm trying to two 2ay, iif you can't read from the 2ame page, maybe ii'm going deaf, maybe ii'm going blind, maybe ii'm out of my mind...everybody get up, okay now he wa2 clo2e, triied two dome2tiicate you, but you're an aniimal, baby, iit'2 in your nature. ju2t let me liiberate you, you don't need no paper2, that man ii2 not your maker, and that'2 why ii'm gon' take a good giirlllll!!! ii know you want iit. ii know you want iit. you're a good giirl!! can't let iit get pa2t me—you're far from pla2tiic—talk about gettiing bla2ted...ii hate the2e blurred liine2222...ii know you want iit, ii know you want iit, ii know you want iit..but you're a good giirl—the way you grab me; mu2t wanna get na2ty!! go ahead, get at me! what do they make dream2 for, when you got them jean2 on?? what do we need 2team for? you the hotte2t biitch iin thii2 place!!! ii feel 2o lucky..you wanna hug me?...what rhym2 with hug me?

ok thats enough of that. awful example. no s's. next song

ii've been waiitiing, ii've been waiitiing for thi2 moment all my liife—but iit'2 not quiite riight. and thii2 real, iit'2 iimpo22iible iif po22iible at who2 bliind word; 2o clear but 2o unheard. ii've been waiitiing, ii've been waiitiing for thii2 2iilence all niight long, iit'2 ju2t a matter of tiime, to appear 2ad, wiith the 2ame old decent lazy eye—fiixed to re2t on you—aiim free but 2o untrue...everyone2 2o iintiimately rearranged...everyone2 2o focu2ed clearly wiith 2uch 2hiine...everyone2 2o iintiimately prearranged. everyone2 2o focu2ed clearly wiith 2uch 2hiinee!!!! lo2t and loadeddddd!!!! 2tiill the 2ame old decent lazy eye, fiixed through your gaze. that2 why ii 2aiid ii relate—ii 2aid we relate, iit'2 2o fun to relate. iit'2 the room, the 2un, and the 2ky, the room, the 2un, and the 2ky. ii've been waiitiing, ii've been waiitiing for thi2 moment

ok that was more fun. and harder probably. i kind of suck at using typing quirks. ok new random song . ahh i never listen to her! banger

don't you notiice how ii get quiiet when there2 no one el2e around? me and you and awkward 2iilence...don't you dare look at me that way. ii don't need reminder2 of how you don't feel the 2ame. oh the burning paiin... lii2teniing two you harp on bout 2ome new 2oulmate!!! "2he2 2o perfect blah blah blah"...oh how ii wii2h you'll wake up one day, run two me, confe22 your love, at lea2t ju2t let me 2ay that when ii talk two you, oh, cupiid walk2 riight through, and 2hoot2 an arrow through my heart!! and ii 2ound liike a loon, but don't you feel iit two? confe22 ii loved you from the 2tart. what2 a giirl two do? lyiing on my bed, 2tariing iinto the blue...unrequiited terriifyiing...love i2 driiviing me a bit iin2ane—have two get thii2 off my che2t ii'm telliing you today!!! that wheeennn ii talk two you, oh, cupiid walk2 riight through, and 2hoot2 an arrow through my heart! and ii 2ound liike a loon, but don't you feel iit two? confe22 ii loved you from the 2tart...confe22 ii loved you—ju2t thiinking of you—ii know ii've loved you from the 2tart.

i'm improving no one talk to me.

ii'll take you out toniight, do whatever you'd liike, 2triider 2triider be miine, 2triider be miine. ii'll wear your 2hade2 toniight, and clothiing you don't liike, 2triider 2triider be miine, 2triider be miine; when iit come2 two romance, you know there2 only one dance...iif your hated ii2 freelance, ii could 2ee me iin your pant2! ii hate your 2oiic face and your 2tupiid haiir, ii thiink your cape ii2 dumb and you've got no flare, ii hate your 2oiic face and your 2tupiid haiir, ii thiink your cape ii2 dumb and you've got no flare, na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah, na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah, na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah!! he thiink2 he2 2uch hot 2hiit, wiith all hii2 cool kiid triick2, cau2e he get2 all of the chiick2...cant beliieve even ii fell for thii2. thiink youre the cho2en kniight? you better 2tand and fiight!!! 2triider 2triider be miine, be fuckiing miine. you bloody hypocriite your fiine a22 wont be mii22ed, ii hope you choke on 2omethiing 2harp and diie! when iit come2 two romance, you know there2 only one dance, iif your hatred ii2 freelance, ii could 2ee me iin your pant2...ii hate your 2oiic face, and your 2upiid haiir, ii thiink your cape ii2 dumb, and youve got no flare!!! ii hate your 2toiic face and your 2upiid haiir, ii thiink your cape ii2 dumb and youve got no flare!!!!!! ii dont 2peak cool kiid,,,but ii can iif you liike. ii ii ii ii dont 2peak cool kiid, but ii can iif you liike... ii dont 2peak cool kiid, but ii can iif you liike... ii hate your fuckiing face, and that 2toiic 2tare. ii thiink your cape ii2 dumb, and youve got no flare. ii thiink iit2 pretty clear that ii DO NOT CARE—BUT II WANNA RUN MY HAND2 THROUGH YOUR HIIP2TER HAIIRR!!! na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah, na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah, na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah, na na na na na, ii want you 2triider yeah—hey 2triider thii2 ii2 iit, you fuckiing make me 2iick, iif you cant handle thii2, 2hut up and draw 2ome more diick2, hey 2triider thii2 ii2 iit, you fuckiing make me 2iick, iif you cant handle thii2, 2hut up and draw 2ome more diick2.

horrendous LOL