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THE LONG WALK

Their acting's really good I don't know it feels like I'm walking with themhulp.
47 helping this jhit walk is so sweet I like 47 and 23 and also the short asian guy I forgot his number.
KEEP WALKING CURLEY. CURLEY KEEP WALKING. CURLEY BRO. 7 GET UP GET UUUUUP NO NO OH MY GOD Oh my God. Dude.
I reeeeally like 23 he's awesome. 47 is awkward as fuck. Love that. Oh who's this nerd. I missed his name. Pearson?? These guys are so joyous I really like this fuckass group.
ALL FOR ONE? ONE FOR ALL?
Oh wow they got gay.
NO SHORT ASIAN BOY KEEP WALKING. Fuck what the hell was his number.
Oh? NUMBER 1? HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. NO. Oh wow. I hate that blond fucking dickwad. Just loud and annoying.
KITTYYYYYY! Wait was rhat kitty real.
47 always holding on tight to his fucking backpack straps dear God LET IT GO BRUH IT'S OVER!
KEEP WALKING LITTLE BOY. "Maybe stop talking so much buddy" HAHAHA. They all remind me of the Maze Runner boys lowkey. I miss Maze Runner. Yeah 47 give that little jhit some food.
This blond retard. LEAVE RANK ALONE. Oh my God he's so annoying and loud. NOT THE MISSING. Oh I love this long haired guy he's majestic. SHUT THE FUCK UP BLONDTARD. OH LORD. GET UP 19. Dude. Oh his name is Barkovitch. YEAH EAT HIM UP MAJESTIC MAN. I can't lie Barkovitch's hair is fire. Serving Jules from Euphoria. JULES ON THAT DAMN BIKE...Why is he hitting himself. Damn Rank is dead as hell.
Passing by a cemetary...45? What is this NERD talking about. OH MY GOD DUDE. IS 45 SHITTING. HE'S SHITTING BAD OH LORD. JUST KILL HIS ASS. GOOD LORD.
47 crashing out #IWOULDTOO
Mile 35.
47 and 23 got chemistry they should kiss after this.
Awww flashback. Hi mama.
Oh. Damn he fell asleep while walking??? If I were them I'd sleep for like an entire day before doing this. Dreaming about his Mom awwwww how quaint. "What's her name?" "Uhhhh, Mom" Okay bro. What the hell sure.
THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON EVERYBODY STOP TALKING!
46? Where? 11? Where? Awwww 47 misses his mama. Loser. 25? Where? Was that 33?
BARKOVICH SHUT TJE FUCK UUUUUP.
47 wake your ass up. THIRD WARNING BOY.
Oh he's crashing out.
Not a hill...OH? OH MY GOD THEY'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES. HOLY SHIT. THE ANKLE. BARKOVICJ I HOPE SOMEONE SKINS YOU ALIIIIIIVE.
Dude 47 and 23 are so quaint together. 47 whimpering and moaning in my ear ENOUGH.
Where's the short asian guy I miss him. Did he die??? Did I miss that???
Mile 59...
Tjey SERIOUSLY remind me of the Maze Runner boys...sigh. I mourn those boys everyday.
This long haired guy behind them just serving face.
Olsen WAKE up...if Olsen dies I'll cry.
OH MY GOD 49. DUDE. HOLY SHIT. 49 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........Oh my God. Here goes Barkovich. 41 dude.......you dumb fuck.
Mile 103...
10 naked ladies bro. "You fruity or sum?" FUCK THE LONG WALK!!!!! This guy playing music help. I love this fuckass group.
Is it about to rain oh lord...YEAH IT'S RAINING. They can't sleep now witj all that rain pouring on thwm good lord. Why do I suck at typing. Anyway.
Mile 144...
STOP COUGHING GOD DAMN IT STAND UP! Number 6? 6 GET UP. WAS HE TAKING A SHIT I JUST REALIZED
Olsen is SO out of it good God.
HAHAHA MAKING 6 MOVE UP BECCAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE LITERAL SHIT I'M GIGGLING.
Another meaningful conversation okay...
I like his mom's singOHHELLO UM. OH MY GOD???????????????? Dude. THIS GUY. MISTER GARRATY.......Wow. No because 23 has a point. Mister Garraty chose to leave 47 like...I wouldn't avenge his ass but that's just me. I liked that conversation they had. Beautiful...
Olsen is sooooo fucked I can see it.
OH MY GOD. THEY RAN OVER FOUR. AND HE'S STILL ALIVE. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD.
"Who the fuck is that?" I'm crying.
Now why did 24 just strip. What is...Oh. WHY DID THEY SHOOT LIKE 50 TIMES.
OLSEN WAKE YOUR ASS UP PLEASE. He's so tweaked oh my God he is NOT seeing the light of day I fear.
Mile 201...
I like this shot of them walking in the dark. Like some damn shadow figures.
Olsen's soooooo fucked. OLSEN PLEASE. Is he...good? Huh? OLSEN. OH MY GOD BRO. I KNEW HIS ASS WAS DONE THE SECOND HE STARTED WALKING LIKE A ZOMBIE. SIX GO BACK PLEASE. OH MY GOD. This movie is fucking me up horribly. "He called my name. He needed me." Yeeeaaaaah and I'm hanging myself!
I lowkey wasn't paying attention to which mile this was.
Hearing the voice of this majestic long haired diva.
HE WAS MARRIED?
Pete focus brah.
This guy with the allergies is so fucked.
Barkovich shut your ass up...I do NOT trust Barkovich right now. BARKOVICH BACK YOUR ASS UP PLEASE. Oh he's losing it. Is he mental...? I think je might be. Either that or the exhaustion is getting to him. Where is Barkovich going...OH MY GOD?????????OH MY GODDDDDDDD???? Good riddance lowkey. Gulp. SHOOT HIM! Awwww horses. AAAAAAND he's gone! Damn.
Mile 260...
Aw they're singing. How quaint.
What even is this majestic guy's name. Or number. Uhhhhhh.
I just realized they're walking by...flower field? Corn? I honestly can't tell.
Not 47's shoe getting fucked...he MIGHT be cooked. Is he hallucinating or is that really his mom...47 bro...This movie is fucking me UP. Lowkey if 23 dies I'm shutting off this movie. I love 23 aw...
Mile 306...
Goooood lord...this allergy guy is COOKED.
Baker's nose bleeding...
Oh majestic MAN NO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO. FUUUUUUUCK. OH MY GOD yo fuck this movie.
Mile 324
6's nose bleeding BAD Jesus Christ. KEEP WALKING GOD DAMN IT. I'MKILLING MYSELF OH MY GOD DUDE PLEASE. NO. 6. I'm HANGING MYSELF I'M HANGING. OUGHCHH FUCUCUUUKKKKK FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK THIS MOVIE. FUCK THIS FUCKING MOVIE.
Mile 326.
Oh my God can this man shut the hell up. RIGHT 47.
38 is cooked...lord...What the hell is 38 talking about. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 38 IS WHO'S SON?Oh my God man. 38 PLEASE. Okay man.
I'm sorry 47 but you lowkey gotta go. 23 is my goat. I love 47 but 23 HAS TO LIVE PLEASE. OR CAN THEY BOTH LIVE. OHHHH MY GOD BRUH!
Mile 331.........
23 NO
PETE
PETE GET YOUR ASS UP
PETE GET UP OH MY GOD PLEASE
YO FUCK THIS MOVIE.
Oh okay! He's okay. Gulp.
47.
I SWEAR TO GOD BRO. NO OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 47. OH MY GOD BRO. NO. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
...............FUCK THE SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND OH MY GOD MAN.
I HOPE this man dies. 23 PLEASE SHOOT HIM. Okay. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES GOOD RIDDANCE GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE. BLESS UP.
Pete I love you forever and ever.
That movie was amazing god bless.