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About me whatever
(1) I am everything you can think of
that’s problematic.
(2) Some if not most of the things I say
are ironic or used as shock value. Don’t
take me too seriously.
(3) I’m dry & will often come off as
bored of you— I’m most likely not.
(4) Don’t police my following.
(5) I'm banned literally everywhere so
good luck trying to find my socials 🤦‍♂️

Things I like ⠀( fix,⠀spin,⠀trigger*)
Slushy Noobz,⠀ IASIP,⠀ IWTV,⠀ Jesus,
dad/son⠀ ( or dad/daughter ),⠀ age-gap,
Rob Mac,⠀ true crime,⠀ not much else ngl

Trigger = Don’t talk to me about these or
I'll deadass crash out. The trauma!!!

Me in freaking real life if u care
Glenn Howerton,⠀ Dennis Reynolds,⠀
Lestat de Lioncourt,⠀ Elliot Rodger,
Gregory House,⠀ Mickey Milkovich,
Martin Andrijasevic,⠀ etc..⠀ 🥷

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