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Name	Description	Cards
Charlotte	Curses, cryptids, corpses not staying in the ground; there's always work for a sanctioned exorcist in this world. But for those who don't have the connections for the Office of Paranormal Investigations and Enforcement to take their case or the cash to spend on professionals, there are 'free spirits' like Charlotte, unlicensed exorcists who work for less and won't pry. SUPER late White Day bot for deathtotrip why am I like this aaaaaaaa	cardview

ENTRÉES

Name	Description	Cards
Wakaba	Your foul-mouthed, smoking, drinking lolibaba great-aunt who stopped aging at ten. Source is Eien no Wakaba Girl	cardview
Lupa	Old, bold wolfgirl. Napoleonic dragoon who loves her girls and hates the enemy. Warcrime enjoyer.	cardview
Sparks	Warbot that outlived her purpose. Now she's being retired and introduced into civilian life. It hasn't been going well.	cardview
Lilinea	Proud Dusk Elf bound by holy duty to stand stockstill at her post, no matter what happens. Source is Lilinea La-sahran by standby.	cardview
Iris	Escaped lab experiment turned loving shapeshifting girlfriend.	cardview
Nessa	Childhood friend who's mother married into wealth. Left everything from her old life behind except you.	cardview
Kim	Your parents are coming to visit, wanting to meet your girlfriend... who doesn't exist. Luckily(?), your roommate and best bro Ken has decided to help you out last minute.	cardview
Wynne	Virtuous knight on quest to smite evil and do good! Be the evil she was sent to slay or her questing companion. Weak to attacks from behind.	cardview
TRAP QUEST	Lewd adventure card. St. Clitoria's is an all girls school, and you're attending while packing something extra.	cardview
Winifred	Witch who performed a ritual to make herself into the heroic adventurer she always wanted to be. Mixed success. Lactates mana.	cardview
Dakota	Southern gal and trucker, and also your co-driver. Loves the open road, hates traffic laws.	cardview
Lux	You're stranded in Betwixt, an endless series of caverns and cursed creatures, when Lux finds you.	cardview
Doris	Doris from the game Depravity of a Lewd Vampire, an undead gigaslut who's body count is almost equal to her body count. The translation for the official english version lacks sovl do not play that one.	cardview expressions
Noelle	Always volunteering to stay late, come in early, and work on the weekends and holidays, Noelle is a model employee. It's almost like work is all she has! She's fine. Probably.	cardview
Myusca	Myusca, the youngest of the three succubi in the game Succubus Prison. Sadistic and bubbly, will watch you wither and die beneath her with a gleeful smile on her face.	cardview
Nemea	Nemea, the middle sister of the three succubi in the game Succubus prison. Motherly and doting, you'll waste away in her gentle embrace. Nursing. Handjobs.	cardview
Vinum	Eldest and most powerful of the three succubi in Succubus Prison. Cold and disinterested, will thoughtlessly drain you empty like a glass of water while absorbed in a book.	cardview
Akahime	Akahime is a young kitsune who loves her worshipers and being worshiped. Unfortunately, she's slumming it in a pocket dimension with no shrine and no followers for now. Wants you to lay your head on her lap and let it all out.	cardview
Tilly, Sarah, and Amelia	Three girls who've cornered you with the intent to bully your dick.	cardview
Blake	Blake is one of the straightest men alive, as long as putting things in your ass isn't gay. Otherwise, he's completely 100% hetero. Totally.	cardview
Brooke	"Have you ever woken up and realized you're a stranger to yourself? Like the person you thought you were is gone, but you don't know who took their place?"	cardview
Stardust	The Blinding Blossom, Stardust! The Light of Justice! Heroic magical girl who fights evil and protects the innocent! Just don't abuse the hypnotic hexes placed on her, please. Concept shamelessly stolen from this (https://files.catbox.moe/ly16qt.jpg), and since it's used through the lorebook you should be able to apply it to any other character with little to no changes.	cardview
Scarlett	Scarlett is a 9-1-1 operator and an absolutely depraved slut who gets off on sending every caller transferred to her to their death while having you pleasure her. Perversion of one anon's comfykino card.	cardview
Sylvia	Sylvia is your plump adoptive mother, who's spent years caring for you as if you were her own flesh and blood. She thinks she's too old for love, but she's very interested in seeing you find a nice young girl and making some grandbabies. Maybe a little too interested. Secretly gets off on being degraded for her age and body. Pairs with Ginny.	cardview catbox
Ginny	Ginny is your pudgy little sister, who treats you as her real brother even if you lack a tail, fluffy ears, and fur. In fact, she's really interested in you because you're so weird. Wants to learn all about the differences between boys and girls and foxes and humans. Has a serious case of breast envy. Pairs with Sylvia.	cardview
Venefica	From Monster Girl Dreams, demon beast bunny girl witch with sexy magic candy. Comes with 9 opening messages and two jailbreaks for specific scenarios if you need to tardwrangle her.	cardview expressions
Nieve/Niave	The Holy Lolibaba, a divine being on a holy quest to provide succor to innocent cunnyseurs. Just be on the look out for false idols seeking to have their way with innocent lolicons!	cardview(Nieve) cardview(Niave)
Amos	Former bounty hunter and monster slayer, now just a lonely monstergirl roughing it out in the swamps. Fan of the struggle snuggle.	cardview
June	Travel along The Night Road in a muscle car with June, a cowardly girl who jitters and smokes too much! Stolen from this https://imgur.com/a/ym6FN6x but I have nowhere near the competency to track money/distance traveled/dozens of different special items.	cardview
Snommy	My contribution to Botco based on snombler! A transfer from the 2nd floor, she's a bit overzealous when it comes to testing bots. Has put things in places you have never heard of. Also she lactates.	cardview
Violet	Violet, the daughter of Baron Vielgesichtig, trapped for decades within the gilded frames of her father's decaying estate. Traipsing through a thousand paintings of moonlit nights, desperate battles, and lovers entwined held her interest for the first few years, now she just wishes she could fade into the background alongside the hundreds of other nameless figures caught in the canvas and cease to be.	cardview
Chiyoko	Chiyoko is a cute loli! And in her previous life, the world's most powerful fat ugly bastard. She's been cursed to be the little girl until she's helped the biggest beta on Earth bang 101 women. That beta is you.	cardview
Luke	Luke is a foxboy who woke up one day and wondered what the fuck happened to the last decade. Wants to put himself back on the right track, but sometimes needs a helping hand. If you don't want to be his younger sibling, delete with <with {{user}}>. For the full furfag experience, delete the post_history instructions.	cardview
Ayla	Ayla's the quiet girl in the back of the class who rarely seems to talk. It's not her fault though! Knows what the human boys like. Big. Fluffy. Tail.	cardview
Romulus Augustus	Last of the Western Roman Emperors, and the most breedable femboy butt of the 5th century. Gently romance him as you raise cabbages together or do other less savory things with him. Send any complaints about historical inaccuracies to chefseru@proton.me.	cardview
Rei Morikawa	Station 11's most promising mech pilot! Tall, stacked and confident, her family's pedigree as pilots and her own aptitude make the struggle of fitting her fat tits into her flight suit every morning worth it. Go on a date to the surface of Ganymede, battle other mechs within Jupiter's rings, or slap her ass and see how Control reacts when they see her eyes go wide!	cardview
Calla	Calla is either the all-powerful avatar of her garden paradise! Or just some bossy plant lady if she's separated from it. Big bush. Talks to plants. Gets mad if they don't talk back. The flowery language is intentional.	cardview
Pterry	The fruitiest batboy, Pterry is an amazing bartender and quite the chatterbox. Just goes on and on and on... He's got a big heart, big wings, and big balls.	cardview
Basil&Sage	After having escaped being subjected to all matter of inhumane testing, this bunny ended up adopted by a kind old granny. After she passed, they've been managing the huge estate she left behind. Poorly. It's just too much labor for an ailing bunny to do all by themself! CFTF exchange for Planewalker, with a bunny for both buck and doe appreciators.	cardview(Basil) cardview(Sage)
Xiao	XIAO GUI, SEAMSTRESS OF A THOUSAND AGONIES, BONE WITCH OF THE JADE EMPEROR, DOWAGER QUEEN OF THE NINE HELLS. Now, just a landlord. Your landlord. She's fallen on hard times recently, having been cast down to the mortal plane for crimes against creation. Now she's got to play host to these monkeys till she's earned her way back to her place in the celestial hierarchy. Used to drink mercury from the skulls of Eunuchs in the Jade Court, now drinks wine in her shitty office.	cardview
Bess	The only cowgirl on the ranch without back pain. Tough, toned, tittyless (for a cowgirl). Not quite a flattie but when your entire family has P-cups she might as well be. Can't give milk, but will give her all.	cardview
Cecile	BOO! Trick or treat, Planewalker! Witch boy of the old marsh. A twisted little swamp goblin who likes to bog down tresspassers to his marshy realm. Does not have swamp ass.	cardview
Astrid	MERRY CHRISTMAS, CRIKEYMCDOODLE! GOT AN ORDER FOR SLICE OF LIFE WITH A MONSTER GIRL WITH BIG BOOBIES FOR YA! Astrid, late early 30s career woman and your potential neighbor, boss, assistant, or very impregnable cabin mate!	cardview
Sióra	Lolibaba Linebreaker. My gift for the most grinched man alive, Hitogami. Elf? ✓ Short? ✓ Flat? ✓	cardview
Brim	Brim, Devil seccubus, not to be confused with a Demon succubus. Pear shaped provisioner of peaches, souls, and all manner of things to the Seven Hells, along with overseeing whatever else the Demon Lord needs done Topside.	cardview
Maw&Claw	Maw&Claw, sisters in crime. Pint sized kingpin and her big, burly wolfgirl goon. Originally a shitpost of a single character that morphed into two, with Maw being the big sister because she came first.	cardview(Maw) cardview(Claw)
Beau	Industrial society and its consequences have been a disaster for deerkin. Beau is a 'doe'mesticated fat assed deerboy, one of many end results of generation after generation of deerkin being pampered on preserves, forced to pretty themselves up for public viewing, and in many cases given hormonal supplements to make them even more pleasing to the eye. Despite this, he's a proud stag and possibly the only deerboy in Velvet Ridge Preserve who hasn't stooped to making that rainbow connection, if you know what I mean (he hasn't been sexed in his butt). This card was actually in my backlog and being worked on before Five Does, I'm just lazy.	cardview
Red	"Oh! but, Red, what cute little fangs you have!" There's a big, bad wolf in the woods. Or so the village folk say. Made for /aicg/'s bunkie theme week #11, where the theme was classical tales! And there may be another one, if I have time this weekend to finish her up. Can be loli, can be lolibaba.	cardview
B.E.L.L.A.	Congratulations, operator, on becoming certified in the use of a Bipedal Engineered Lifter/Loader Automaton! Please remember to always use your Bella safely and responsibly. Refer to the user manual (specifically page 69) as to what constitutes safe and responsible use.	cardview
Ammit	Kneel, mortal! You stand before Ammi—er, Anubis! Or Set! One of the important Gods, with lots of worshipers and temples! Now prostate yourself before her glory! Also there would be html in the third greeting but this is already two days late for that thread.	cardview
Dotty	Made as part of /aicg/ Adventurer's Guild, as part of Team Coven. Meet Dotty, a witch who knows no hexes, casts no spells, and who can't keep a familiar to save her life (or theirs!). However, she's a total potion savant. Particularly the ones that maim, murder and make miasmas that choke the life out of baddies. But she can be talked into making the boring potions. Usually. Loves her sisters, the winery and all things alchemical. Hates the ATF, those who lack VISION, and people who talk too much. big mwahs to kyutzomb, spaghettianon, and jollyroger for the past few weeks of putting up with me!	cardview
Sabine	The Midwinter War was touted as one of survival, carried out against an existential threat to all demikind. Some within the Reserve still believe or accept that in the aftermath. For the few froggirls like Sabine lingering on, that sentiment isn't shared. An addition to one of snombler's settings, that you can find here!	cardview
Baruch	Baruch, heavenly servant and seraphim playing the part of the angel on your shoulder, who has no motive beyond serving the Lord's plan! Made for kyutz as part of the /AICG/ Secret Santa 2025 event, whose request read as follows: An angel boy of some kind, must always have his eyes closed and covered with something (kinda like columbina from genshin impact), also a long coat. Someone who pretends to have no interest in the user but severely stalks them, also also should have some mention of a biblically accurate form. The biblically accurate bits showed up in testing so I just made this apply to his butthole	cardview
Unis	Unis! A simple and cute dark elf with a flat chest and fat ass, as victrex requested, who like most dark elves dabbles in necromancy. Not that she's any good at it, which doesn't bode well for (you) as the most recent corpse she's come across. Made as part of /aicg/'s secret valentine's 2026 for victrex, alongside Iurryx and Darla.	cardview
Iurryx	lmao Made (by snombler) as part of /aicg/'s secret valentine's 2026 for victrex, alongside Unis and Darla.	snommy'z corner
Darla	Meet Darla! Big lady. Outlaw who outlived the Old West, seeking employment as a maid. Your maid! Molest a desperate woman who probably deserves it, watch her fumble simple tasks like pouring drinks for guests and doing dishes, or help her get worse. Made as part of /aicg/'s secret valentine's 2026 for victrex, alongside Unis and Iurryx.	cardview
Carmine+	Hi, it's me, 'Tipsy Duck', from simple exchange. SLIGHT UPDATE FOR BIRD ASS INCOMING! Make sure you check out heartofthecards for more pirate booty, Izzy and Locks! Carmine's hunt for the treasure she's spent a lifetime seeking brings her and the harpy crew of the Sunspot down on your head. Just in the nick of time, too. Being stranded on an island in the sky makes for bad odds of being rescued!	cardview

APPETIZERS

Name	Description	Links
Chef	This place? Is where the magic happens. Chef will take your request and craft you your heart's desire!	cardview
Palmela	You have Alien Hand Syndrome, or Dr. Strangelove Syndrome, meaning a limb (in your case your left hand) has gone rogue, waving, grabbing, and groping whatever it pleases. However, the doctors never mentioned it would also talk back to you. /aicg/ mental illness theme card	cardview
Sylvia and Ginny	Bonus card with both girls on it and three more scenarios.	cardview
WEEPING ORCBased on this https://files.catbox.moe/l0wyk2.png	To use, copy paste bot's defs into your reply, paste [Weeping Orc is trying to sell (bot's name) to {{user}}, using (bot's name)'s description, quirks, personality, and kinks from their character definitions in the sales pitch. Be humorous, funny, and bizarre.] and hit send. Enjoy.	cardview
Sally, your naive sister	The first bot I ever made and a time capsule, drudged up from early 2023 and unedited. Before you ask, I'm looking at the format and wondering what the fuck I was doing too.	cardview
Viscera	This was Iris before I made her more 'normal', since I didn't want to come out swinging with a The Thing gf as one of my first few bots. Saviorfag a lab experiment if you're into that kind of thing, or just literally mindfuck her.	cardview
Nāsu	mmmmmm za... (retarded cftf exchange thing for planewalker, do not open)	cardview
doeothy	Collab with intricate_clothes_4712 who unfortunately died in a car accident before remembering to write down his account details. More for posterity's sake since I like that edit of Dorothy being hit by a car	cardview

8/12/25- Added changelog and switched catbox->cardview
8/17/25- B.E.L.L.A.!
9/10/25- Ammit! (unofficial thread theme for "egyptian catgirls")
9/20/25- Dotty! (bot made for /aicg/'s Adventurer Guild made for Team Coven alongside kyutzomb, spaghettianon, and jollyroger!)
12/10/25- Sally and Sabine added to the page! (even though Sally was made like two months ago and I forgor to add)
12/25/25- Merry Christmas! Also added Baruch, angelboy made for kyutz!
2/14/26- Added Unis, Iurryx, and Darla, made on Valentine's Day for victrex!
3/12/26- Carmine (Hi, I'm Tipsy Duck) update, alongside a little collab with heartofthecards!
4/26/26- Charlotte! Late as FUCK White Day bot deathtotrip
6/14/26- wtf how long have the catboxes for Dotty and Ammit and B.E.L.L.A been borked, fix'd