Black Metal Goat by /bara/hmoma/ writefrien

Inspired by that one metal gote bf story and the requests for more demonic gotes

Be typical heartthrob human singer, one who's recently broken into the top 40 with an album that's doing crazy well
Known for your sensual voice, you're the first song on a lot of sex playlists.
You don't know what the fuck a "stan" is, but apparently they're violently protective of you on Twitter
You end up getting a booking for a set at one of the biggest festivals in the nation, a staple in any upcoming performer's career.
Due to a hilarious clerical error, you've been booked to sing right after DEATHKVLT, a famous black metal band
The lead guitarist/vocalist is a Hebridean goat, at least 7ft tall (if you include those huge horns) and thoroughly intimidating.
Heading out to the stage, he was wearing leather pants, sinfully tight to his large legs with (hopefully fake) blood artfully spattered over his pristine white fur.
Before he stepped out into the spotlight he turned and looked right at you. Before casually giving you the finger
"Eat shit normie, this is REAL music"
ouch...
You weren't willing to give him the satisfaction. Instead you smiled, winked and told him to break a leg.
He looked ready to throw down with you, his handsome face twisting in anger, luckily for your security team the bassist pulled him away, it was their cue anyway.
It was...loud
You kind of expected it to be intense, that was the whole appeal of the genre anyway, right?
The crowd of dudes wearing all black (holy shit in this weather?!) seemed to go wild for it.
Props to him, the caprine he knew how to put on a good show.
Their set was full of this cool, evil-ass energy, even though you two were from different worlds, you could recognize and appreciate the artistry and technique
Like all good things, the set ended, the band looked totally wrecked. Full of testosterone, you got a death glare from the goat
"Beat THAT"
A challenge? Fuck it, you wanted to go all out for the festival anyway
It was game time, you weren't really planning on making this too big of a deal. It was one concert you were both at, you'd probably never see the guy again.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have ONE more artist for you tonight."
There was a cheer, oh right, you were a surprise guest since you got booked in late.
The lighting scheme and logo for DEATHKVULT projected onto the stage faded. It was just inky darkness
The dramatic pause gave you just enough time move out and position yourself center stage.
With absolutely no introduction, a single spotlight slowly creeped up to illuminate you perfectly
Those dudes in black might not have recognized you, but their wives and girlfriends certainly did.
The crowd's reaction to the surprise appearance of anon would become a social media hit.
One video of a girl screaming, crying, fainting, getting up, vomiting, and fainting again would become a staple reaction image for years to come
Even the guys got into it after a couple songs.
Needless to say it was a smash hit as you pulled out your best work.
A white shape in the corner of your eye was revealed to be the goat guy from DEATHKVLT, he was slackjawed at how popular you were.
Deciding to humble him (just a little), you blew him a kiss during an instrumental break.
His hackles raised, and a conflicted look washed over his face before he stormed off.
Talk about a sore loser...
You shook the interaction off and finished up your set.
Eventually you finished up, waving off a still screaming crowd as you strutted offstage
As you made your way to your dressing room to freshen up, you saw three figures hanging outside.
They were the other band members for DEATHKVULT
A Hyena, Badger, and Bat, all still in full makeup and costume, looked thoroughly done with life outside of their dressing room.
Shouldn't they have gotten changed by no-CRASH
Inside their room, you heard a familiar voice shout profanities, followed by more crashes
"Oh no, don't let him out"
The badger said that, quickly securing the door with his body as he looked over to your worriedly.
"H-Hey dude, listen, you were great tonight, but you should probably get out of here"
There was a worryingly loud sound of glass shattering from inside. "STUPID FUCKING HUMAN"
The hyena joined in, looking around for something to barricade the door with
"Yeah man, you were sick! But uh, the big guy inside got a little competitive and he's not taking the L very well"
"I'LL EAT HIS HEART! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
The bat covered his ears after that war cry. He was taking the goat's outburst as more of a mild annoyance
"I'm pretty sure you have him questioning his sexuality after that little stunt on stage, hell, even I got kinda turned on"
As you tried to process what the bat meant by that, the banging and crashing suddenly died down.
"...Who're you guys talking to?"
They tried to hurry you off, but you weren't in any rush on this guy's account.
"You guys did awesome tonight too"
There was a light thud on the door
"I-is IS THAT HIM!? LEMME OUT! WHO LOCKED THE FUCKIN' DOOR!?"
And that was your cue to get out of here.
You shot a smile at the band before power-walking (okay, running) back to the safety of your dressing room.
You somehow felt like that wasn't the last you'd see of that guy
Part of you kinda hoped so, him being huge and violent aside, it was kinda fun to wind him up

Lo and behold, you ended up meeting him again
The both of you had ended up booking the same photography studio for upcoming photo releases
Headshots, album covers, glamour shots, posters. This place pretty much covered everything
You saw the band turning a corner just before you went for makeup. Looks like they were in the same slot as you
After about 30 mins of getting into costume, you headed out to prep for the rest of the shoot
Right next to your setup, DEATHKVLT were working on some poses for posters
That thing were they combined all of their hands to make a shadow puppet of a winged demon was pretty cool (wait how did they manage that?)
"NO! This isn't right, we're missing something!"
The goat wasn't satisfied
"Aww come on man, we got some good shots! I wanna get brunch already!"
The caprine was adamant
"It's good but it's not DEATHKVLT!" (did he always shout the band name like that)
The rest of the band sighed in exasperation
This was also kind of inconvenient for you, at this rate they were gonna bleed into your slot.
You casually strode up to the shot
This time the bat was the first to notice you
"Oh it's Anon, s'up"
You s'upped him back, making your presence known to the other three
The other two chimed in with polite hellos, before the goat slowly turned to glare at you
"You might've won the crowd over at the festival, but don't get all high and mi-WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?"
He only just noticed?
You were in full costume for your shoot, which happened to be following a "Ancient Greek/Narcissus" theme
Needless to say, the silk robes draped over your body left very little to the imagination
You actually thought it was tasteful, but the way the caprine rockstar reacted made you doubt it
He was covering his eyes, blushing furiously
Maybe the body oil you had on was a little too much
You explained that you were up next, and you were willing to help them finish up if they needed it
They were going for a "cultish" kind of vibe. But they couldn't get any satisfying shots
That's when an absolutely evil idea popped into your head
"How about you sacrifice me?"
The group seemed a little confused as to what you meant
"You wanted it to have an evil cult kind of vibe right? You guys could pose like you're about to sacrifice me, and with a little post effect magic you could get a pretty nice cover out of it"
You had done plenty of shots before, these guys had albums but as far as you could tell they mostly did amateur shots up until now
"Dude..."
They seemed to be mulling it over
"That sounds SICK!"
The goat (still covering his eyes) was the only one who seemed reluctant
"W-we don't need a naked dude on our cover art! C'mon let's try lighting my horns on fire again!"
There was a resounding no from the band and pretty much every member of staff in the room
Gottem
The vote passed on doing a shoot with you 4 to 1 (you can guess who voted no)
You even lent them some of the props from your shoot to help out
And now the teasing could continue
It was kind of odd that you enjoyed riling this big goat-man up so much
He was just so cute when he got all flustered
Things were getting tight, the deadline for your own shoot was soon so you probably had time for one set of shots max
This pose had the goat standing over you, with a dagger that looked like it belonged to a mall-ninja raised high over his head
You were draped over a faux marble altar, surrounded by skulls and candles
The band just kind of had to stand there and look cool in varying edgy stances
You of course, couldn't resist being a little shit and posing yourself in increasingly sensual ways
The goat looked like he was going to pop a blood vessel
"Last one guys!"
For the last one, you decided to be more than a little bold
Hooking your fingers around the top of your sarong-thing, you showed the goat just a little too much skin
He audibly choked as the camera snapped
Album cover is considered iconic
Gay anthro mags call it a modern piece of homoerotic art
Much to the chagrin of the goat, 90% of this discussion is because of his expression on it
Artsy types keep saying how he looks like he wants to kill the human but also ravish him.
Somehow this speaks to anthro men everywhere
Discussion only gets spicier when Anon releases NARCISSVS, wearing suspiciously familiar robes on that album cover