🌴/Chiv/ – Comfy Happening in Venezuela🌴
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Hi Frens And Happy New Year of 2026
It's been a while frens and yes it's me 53 
and I know you guys love /chip/ and so do I but I will revisit /chip/ whenever the war over there picks back up. I promised you frens I would bake for /chip/ and I will but it feels good to be back on /Pol/ and I'm doing good frens. So to keep this short and sweet let's dive in to what the fuck has been going on and how ridiculously this is turning out to be with events unfolding in Venezuela. Also Tea Katie is doing good to frens 
Katie pours you some tea!
Information And Recipes On How To Bake
Thread Subject:
Subject: /Chiv/ - Comfy Happening in Venezuela #
Thread Body, i.e. 1st/Main Opening Post:
Previous Bread:
▶WARNING
Glowniggers are trying to subvert /Chiv/ via well poisoning. /Chiv/ threads flying an israeli flag are fake shill threads. Ignore all threads and posters endorsing Israel, (((both sides bad))) posters, memeflags, and thread splitters
⏸️Do not trust happening announcements without link/proof
>REMINDER: NATO, America is a vassal state to Israel and not the other way around
>REMINDER: Russia, China, Afghanistan, Serbia, Iran and occupied Syria all hate Israel
>REMINDER: Israel and it's puppets are trying there best to flood the news to prevent the Pedophiles from being released
>REMINDER: Zelenskyy likened Ukraine to a "Greater Israel"
>REMINDER: Israel funds and is responsible for immigration into Europe and spreads disinformation wherever they can
>REMINDER: Americans must realize that MIGA is corrupting the true message of America First!
By typing in this thread you denounce Israel as a legitimate state, denounce the Talmud and endorse TKD
▶Thread Theme:
https://youtu.be/iSC4P1i9zmE 🎶
▶Live-streams:
Be patient please, they will be up soon frens.
▶News:
https://rt.com/
If you have more be sure to post them in the Thread and I will update this page with them.
▶Telegram:
Since we are starting fresh I will need help frens with this, so if you want to help then post in Thread and I will update this page with them frens.
▶Maps:
Coming soon.
▶OP:
https://rentry.org/CHIPOP
▶Info:
Coming soon.
▶Clips:
Coming soon.
Recent News & New Links i.e. 2nd Post:
▶RECENT:
>Timeline of Events (Jan 1–5, 2026)
>U.S. military buildup around Venezuela intensifies, with threats of strikes after months of drug-trafficking accusations. Jan 1–2, 2026
>U.S. forces launch strikes across northern Venezuela, targeting communications systems, depots, and missile defenses. President Nicolás Maduro and his wife are captured in Caracas and flown to New York. Jan 3, 2026 (early morning)
>President Donald Trump AKA Zion Don announces the U.S. will “run Venezuela until a proper transition can be made.” Explosions in Caracas prompt Venezuela to declare a national emergency. Jan 3, 2026 (later that day)
>Maduro AKA Narco Suspect yet unproven arrives in New York detention center. He is questioned on drug-trafficking charges. Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodríguez is declared interim leader, calling Maduro’s capture a “kidnapping.” Jan 3–4, 2026
>Protests erupt in the U.S. and Venezuela against the capture. U.S. officials insist “America is not at war with Venezuela.” Jan 4, 2026
>Venezuela’s interim government declares unity behind Maduro despite his detention, signaling resistance to U.S. control. Jan 4, 2026 (evening)
>Maduro will appear in U.S. federal court in New York on narco-terrorism charges. The UN Security Council convenes to discuss the legality of U.S. actions. China calls for Maduro’s release. Trump threatens further strikes, including warnings to Colombia and Mexico. Jan 5, 2026 (today)
▶Links, info & materials:
Coming Soon
OP Additional Info:
Alternative titles:
/Chiv/- Соmfу Нарреning in Venezuela #
Alternative denouncements:
>By typing in this thread you denounce Israel as a legitimate state, denounce the Talmud and endorse TKD
>By typing in this thread you denounce Israel as a legitimate state, denounce the Talmud and endorse TKA
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and most likely the UN, you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition and you acknowledge that countries outside the terrorist nation state known as Israel have the right to be free from their influence and self-determination!
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and most likely the UN and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition; you are prohibited from posting if you are under 160cm/5'3"
Emergency Baker Guide:
- Breads are to be baked & announced as soon as the bump limit of 300 has been reached
- If no new bread has been posted after bump limit but the current baker has NOT indicated they are done, please wait until around ~330 before announcing a new bake
- CTRL+F "bake" & "baking" in the thread to see if anyone else has already announced their intention to take over
- If there is time, check the catalogue to see if no other bread is already prepared
- When announcing your intention to bake, make it obvious - e.g. "BAKING", "I WILL BAKE", etc.
- To avoid thread splitting: He who announces first, shall bake... UNLESS either of the following apply:
(1) The first to announce was an obvious shill
(2) The first to announce was a memeflag (Apologies to that one Kekistani memeflag, you are a good lad)
- When posting your OP, remember to put the correct thread # in the subject and to link the previous OP
- If you are lacking OP images, refer to the emblem repository in the "Links/Resources" pasta
- Use https://y2u.be/ to shorten youtube links. Do not use the shorter version, use the longer version because the shorter version will get your bakes marked as spam.
- Post links to your new thread in the previous one, & again, make it obvious - e.g., "NEW THREAD HERE >>[Thread Number]"
- If you can no longer bake, be sure to announce it as EARLY in the thread as possible - e.g. "NEW BAKER NEEDED", "BAKER IS LEAVING", etc.
- To have the comfiest shitposting experience in /Chiv/, you may have to install (4ChanX) browser extension from https://www.4chan-x.net/
- Stay comfy, TKD, and thank you for your service!