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▶WARNING
Glowniggers are trying to subvert /chip/ via well poisoning. /chip/ threads flying an israeli flag are fake shill threads. Ignore all threads and posters endorsing Israel, (((both sides bad))) posters, memeflags, and thread splitters
Do not trust happening announcements without link/proof

>REMINDER: NATO, America and Ukraine pledged their support to Israel within 12 hours of the war
>REMINDER: Russia, China, Afghanistan, Serbia, Iran and Syria all hate Israel
>REMINDER: Israel stole the Golan Heights from Assad
>REMINDER: Zelenskyy likened Ukraine to a "Greater Israel"
>REMINDER: Israel funds and is responsible for immigration into Europe, Palestine doesn't
>REMINDER: Israel helps African refugees immigrate into Europe, and deports displaced Arabs into Europe too
By typing in this thread you denounce Israel as a legitimate state, denounce the Talmud and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death)

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▶News:
https://rt.com/
https://youtube.com/@WION
https://youtube.com/@aljazeeraenglish
https://english.almayadeen.net/
https://youtube.com/@CGTNEurope/video
https://www.presstv.ir/Live

▶Telegram:
https://t.me/BellumActaNews
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https://t.me/Hezbollah
https://t.me/PalestineResist
https://t.me/myLordBebo
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▶Maps:
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https://remix.aljazeera.com/aje/PalestineRemix/maps_main.html

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Recent News & New Links i.e. 2nd Post:

▶RECENT:
>Leader of Hezbollah makes big speech: "all options are on the table"
>Bibi says you're either with "civlization" or "barbarians", NO CEASEFIRE
>Hezbolla: "On the Road to Jerusalem" https://files.catbox.moe/y55bbz.mp4
>Sayyid Nasrallah: https://files.catbox.moe/61czpm.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/ppyf36.mp4
>Isn'treal bombed Jabalia Refugee camp, killing hundreds
>Hamas soldier plants a bomb on an IOF tank https://files.catbox.moe/95xf7o.mp4
>Journalist removes press vest, "These don't protect us at all" after a colleague and his family are martyred: https://files.catbox.moe/sa9nid.mp4

▶Links, info & materials:
Israel info dump
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/444677080

>How Israel Censors the Internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xl30Re1EUI (How Israel Censors the Internet) [14:16]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0WBpcB-Cg0 (The Real Architects Of The Iraq War) [16:51]

An event that your normie friends might be interested in
https://itch.io/b/2120/games-for-gaza

20 different Rabbis admitting the destruction of the US and western civilization in general is part of the jewish religion.
https://twitter.com/Know_More_News/status/1624214859218034688

Jewish Rabbis explain why God 'Hashem' has commanded jews to destory Christian Europe, USA and the rest of the gentile world.
https://files.catbox.moe/9jvnie.mp4

Jews want to exterminate White people (the west)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/51uZzIZB8ePH/

Jews think that non-jews are subhuman.
https://files.catbox.moe/mt8mee.mp4

Rabbis Explain Jewish Prophecy About the Destruction of America
https://www.bitchute.com/video/DVgRw1TdgVF3/

YET ANOTHER RABBI COMMANDING J£WS TO UTTERLY DESTROY THE WHITE RACE OR 'AMALEK' AS THEY CALL THEM
https://www.bitchute.com/video/511QM5mGWXPO

▶Daily reminder:
Daily reminder that all this pro-Israel, anti-Palestine shilling is literally from paid JIDF Mossad agents. They are coming in here and shitting up our board because THEY ARE AFRAID. The world hates fucking Israel, it is 100% socially acceptable to hate Israel everywhere outside of a TPUSA meetup. Jews understand this and are terrified. Do not let these kikes control the narrative.

Remember:
>Jews want to do to you what they are currently doing to Palestinians
>Jews bulldoze peoples homes and shoot 12 year old girls
>Jews hate Palestinians because they are gentiles, not because they are Muslims or Christians
>Jews stole literally every single square foot of the land that the illegitimate kike state of Israel occupies
>Jews are pussies and seethe like the spiritual trannies they are when brave soldiers from Hezbollah and Hamas shoot fucking bottle rockets at them

Do not stop supporting Palestine. Here are the common JIDF arguments:
>muh muzzies
Irrelevant, 9/11 and every bullshit mideast war was caused BY JEWS, the Arab-Aryan conflict is entirely a Jewish operation. JEWS are the ones sending muslims from the middle east into Europe. THEY WANT TO SEND THE PALESTINIANS TO EUROPE. JEWS ARE THE REASON MUSLIMS ARE IN EUROPE AND AMERICA.
>muh brown peepol bad
Who fucking cares? The enemy of my enemy is my friend, we are in a global war against Zionism. Jews want to rule the world and kill ALL OF US.
>DURR HAHA DEY KEEL EACHOTHER
Again, the Palestinians are our brothers fighting ZOG. The Jews WILL do what they are doing to them to us.
>muh Palestinians support BLM/some other Jewish op
This is Jew controlled elements attempting to co-opt the Palestinian cause. The PLO is entirely a puppet of the Israeli government. Jews are trying to drive a wedge between us and the Palestinian issue because it terrifies them.

Do not bend to these paid tranny Jew shills.
Heil Hitler, free Palestine!
TOTAL KIKE DEATH!

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/زحف/ - Соmfу Нарреning in Ukrаinе Gеnеrаl #
/طوفان/ - Соmfу Нарреning in Ukrаinе Gеnеrаl #

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>By typing in this thread you denounce Israel as a legitimate state, denounce the Talmud and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death)
>By typing in this thread you denounce Israel as a legitimate state, denounce the Talmud and endorse TKA (Total Kike Annihilation)
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council, you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition and you acknowledge that Golan Heights belong to Syria
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition; you are prohibited from posting if you are under 160cm/5'3"

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