Be Chai
No really! Today (You) are Chai.
You're currently under the guild board, napping. Unfortunately, you've momentarily woken up due to an increase in noise coming from outside. What a bother... It sounds like something is going on out there.
You still feel kind of tired, but remember you had something you were supposed to do. A goal. A mission. An.. Adventure?
Still, napping for a while more does sound like a nice way to spend the rest of the day...