Miura Lee's Sticky Notes

Team 11

Rinka Akagi

"Bolsters a strong will and drive to do the right thing, but I can see why she argues so frequently. It's a surprise this sex-switcher didn't develop a god-complex because of her abilities. If she refines them, I am sure she'll be a top contender at the tournament."

Akaito Tenyo

"Conciously, or unconciously, lead of the team that takes the cake with his intellects. Bright young man with love for stealthy approach, but he's bit of a-"

A lot of smudged ink follows.

"Got his head in the stars, yes. It is better not to leave written insults of my students. Once I'll grow decrepit, these kids will be fetching me my water."

Chosuke-Chosuke Kirabokua

"The funny kid. He grew up without limbs, so the little bastard got some and started fashioning them everywhere. I try to be careful not to break them, I don't think he can get another pair. He adores his cloning technique, but I think his applications are nonsensical at best, and incriminating at worst. How long before I get in trouble for his pranking?"

Team 10

Dojuma Takiga

"This outsider never fails to unnerve me, with his sanguine fighting style and eyes that hide more secrets than a normal man should. Has little in terms of noticeable characteristics, safe for obssessively encouraging his team of brats for success. But we all do that, it's not noteworthy. So. . . he could dress more modestly?"
NOTE FOR SELF: Just in case, keep an eye on him when he's around the kids.

Ayuka Hagihara

*"A genetic freak on par with her Jōnin, this 'monster' combines worst traits of a little girl and having no love from your parents. Tendrils stick out of her, she's cursed with a terrible mark, the usual hallmarks you'd expect from a mad scientist out of foreign country. I doubt it'd be any different than her, hadn't I escaped my experiment earlier."

Oishi Teruo

"If the last one was a failure, this one is a moderate success. He has these. . . "nanobots" flow in his bloodstream, and they're supposed to make him stronger. Gave him wacky tattoos, so he's wearing a hat, hoping you'll stare at that but not his bod. 'Socially awkward' kind of unstable, which makes interacting with him all the more eaiser."

Egao

"I thought he was a sentient piece of slime, but nope, pure science - his shtick is being sticky and catching whatever chakra he can get. Likes to stay out of the spotlight, and is pretty cute, overall a nice kid compared to the rest of that freakshow. I hope he doesn't get bullied."

Team 9

Inaba Hyūga

"I haven't known him for a while, but I feel like we've bonded quickly over our mutual griveances, and the fact that he reminded me of a friend long lost. I am glad he hasn't discriminated me for the eyes yet, and he's a good influence for his batch of brats. Talks a lot about his family, petty annoyances, seems to be interested to get me involved into some kind of work for him. We'll see how that goes."

Mojo Nakasendou

"Talented genin and a victim of the war that thought he's better than doing standard ninjutsu, so he spent said talents on drawing circles on floor all day and waiting until someone wipes them with uncareful step. On a serious note, the kid will go far. He'd only be wiser to remember that our profession isn't just about support."

Hanagi Ikou

"I heard that one of Inaba's genin had recently passed away, so a new face flew into the exams and has been staying since. I haven't seen much of this kid, but I guess we'll meet on the Tournament."

Eiken Shinzo

"Bog-standard 12 year old made out of marble and with a beard, because our freak show doesn't have enough. His passion for Taijutsu and never-ending well of motivation would make one hell of a Lee outta him, but alas, he was made into a marble statue and he shall remain one until the remainder of his days."

Team 8

Rio Konoki

"An Anbu candidate that just didn't realize it yet, is better at stealth and spying than anyone I have seen so far around here. She prowls for secrets, so I don't interact with her a lot, some thoughts are better left inside this thick skull. Her genin are lucky to have her."

Mitsuteru Chihoshi

"You'd believe that Land of Demons didn't produce any ninjas, but this broke the mold with zeal you never see in kids. Blind, but hears well, has this strange likeness to pain. I bumped his shoulder on the accident once, and he ttried "making up for it" by chopping my bloody arm off. What sort of religion permits this, I wonder?"

Kuro Blackshadow

"Akaito, but female and somehow even more insufferable than him. If you name your kid "Blackshadow", I don't think anything in the world can compare to that level of hatred."

Choko Yumiya

"Queen of the bow! Unique as far as our regular fighting styles go, but she could lace these arrows with something. Feels too basic. I remember seeing her cry once, try to pet her and goad her into quitting at it. She only cried more. I feel like a monster."

Team 7

Kamiizumi Tadafusa

"The samurai rarely earn our respect, their brittle blades breaking too early before they can show anything. Beware the old man in this profession, he cuts and flies harder than any youngster."

Fujiwara Nobutake

"He's a 'traditional' kind of ronin, sent from the Lands of Iron to study in our environment for one reason or the other. Kenjutsu may captivate the eye, but I haven't seen anything worth noting about this boy."

Kamare Hozuki

"Yet another reclusive type from foreign lands, this one belongs to the Hozuki, the ability to become a liquid. Not much to say, his technique is more interesting than the person."

Daiki Ueno

"Gravediggers are stinky people, but they can hide like none other. I am not surprised that he's sick like the rest of his family, dealing with corpses for all your life is bound to give you a lung disease or two."

Team 6

Tsugumi

"Tsugumi is a librarian from land far away, with so many eyes up her skull that it makes you wonder how such Kekkei Genkai freaks are born. She speaks a lot of wisdom, written or learned, so listening to her is far more enjoyable than trying to hold a meaningless conversation. I don't usually extend this honor willy-nilly, but she could easily be one of us with such far-extending mind."

Ghidorah

"Do you know Black Salamanders? These lizards are infamous for their potent, quick poison that would allegedly rust the metal it was applied onto, if it didn't poison the wielder already. This one fights like that creature, literally. Along with a poisonous sack, that hasn't killed him for whatever reason, there's a damn colony of bugs on his person. A little, walking biological weapon. It's really cool, but it doesn't seem like he's enjoying it a lot. People will come to respect his talents after he shows off little."

Junki Takenaga

"Birdy boy! When you hear him chirp, you'll know that it's over for you! He calls on Wood to do his thing, I haven't seen that kind of release in a while since... forever? Wonder if he can summon big birds. Can he fly on them?"

Sen Yamamoto

"Don't know what to write here. Deep sadness permeates this teen's aura all the way through, and it seems she's more keen on disappearing from public eye than holding a conversation. I only wish peace on tortured souls such as myself, especially when they're so young. Maybe I could ask around about this "Laughing Dragon" operation in my spare time."

Team 5

Ezaki Tuto

"Ezaki, you glorious bastard! If there are any people in this world I could consider a trustworthy friend, it's him. He's become a lot more silent after being burnt to the crisp, and deadlier. I haven't seen anyone refine their lightning to such a degree, maybe outside some noisy Uchiha. I wish good health upon him, hope we can do some work together again."

Jin Hyuga

"He is the son of Inaba, and his greatest pride. Example of what a genin should aspire to be - friendly, curious, skillful and eager to surpass himself. No wonder his team adores him. But, if I hear one of those awful "jokes" again, I swear that my clause on never hurting the children might be changed."

Shinrō Kamotai

"For a warrior-monk, he is not very humble, nor is very interested in doing things fairly. Besides consistently boasting about his strength, to both adults and teens alike, his magnets are a sight to behold. A monk with a pride is a spell for a disaster, and I am sure he'll find that out on his own."

Eyepatch Girl

"Her name's very forgettable, something-something "Yuma". I won't try to remember, so... all I can remember is my skull nearly imploding when hearing her whine, and that red n' black eye. Uchiha monkeys, I swear. They never learn maturity."

Team 4

Kiko Inuzuka

"Adorable as he is deadly. He's our pet guy, and built his entire identity around it. I recall him even calling his style a "wild fist"! Upstanding man, we're lucky to have him and whatever that 'senjutsu' nonsense he's brought with him."

Remilia Orochimaru

"I am starting to see a pattern; the genin reflect their Jōnin to the fullest extent. Like Remilia, the little sneaky snake girl with a tongue that can catch any shitfly. Is very pettable, don't overdo it however."

Itami Nanae

"Brilliant little kid that can swallow your meals in second, and transform it into pure power. Frankly, I am hoping I am not running out of descriptions for these kids. They're all so. . . samey."

Kazen Uzumaki

"An esteemed Uzumaki here, with chains that sear the flesh and turn bones to dust. He takes things a bit too seriously half the time, decreasing his effectiveness as Shinobi and adding him to the list of crybabies."

Team 3

Kamiko Karatachi

"Karatachi is a cautionary tale. Having to endure so much, and having so little pay off.... no wonder she has a few screws loose. You can only wish good health so many times, before you see that it doesn't work - her predicament isn't changing until our attitudes do. She has to be strong."

Masukuda Rarime

"On lighter note, here's a torture victim turned to stealthiest assassin. I say it like that, because no one around here would wear bandages like that. He looks like he could be Kamiko's son. Is he...?"

Ichika Chinoike

"Proper bloodmaster here, with eyes and everything. A shinobi who has their hands in blood industry will be great, and attitude will help. Nothing else to say."

Kita

"I wasn't lying earlier. No noteworthy features."

Team 2

Osamu

"I don't know how this one became a Jōnin. He barely has any features of one, save for the puppets and his love for 'scientific disciplines'. How did he end up here, anyway?"

Shimabukuro Fumio

"He's a local legend of ours, the Eternal Genin. His failure is also eternal, but it never broke his spirit, almost. I wish the best for him on this year's exams, it seems his new bug shtick is gonna land him a spotlight."

Kichōna

"Daddy issues."

Nodao-Douji

"Ogres are not as uncommon as they used to be back in a day, but they're not any brighter. Red-skinned, hot-blooded gal with a lot going for her. Somebody will suffer on their exams, though!"

Team 1

Natsuo Uchiha

"In all honesty, if Natsuo wasn't an upstanding guy, I'd detest him for being a Sharingan-tooting ape. Thankfully, he is not, holding the responsibility of being a Jinchuuriki and his family's wellbeing. Infamously lazy, though. Harp this guy all you want, he'll dodge a mission like he dodges war drafts. Lazy cunt."

D

"Okay, lil bro. One, you're not a real Uchiha, lil bro. Two, you're dumber than a haystack, lil bro. And third? Once you grow up, your ribcage will be ribGONE, lil bro."

Himari Miko

"This young lass gets a lot of attention from the opposite sex, so I assume she mastered stealth for the exact purpose of avoiding them. A lot more tolerable than her teammate, her taijutsu could use a lot more work."

Takeru Suzuki

"I like straightforward Shinobi. If a kid tells me he wants to be the fastest man alive, and picks up a technique that makes him fly like a thunder god, I'll respect him even more. Go on, you cool lil motherfucker."

Other

Greasy P

"Sometimes, I spot this shirtless guy running around and dancing, singing his own theme song. Yeah, he has one. I don't think he had a bath since the day he was born. I also tend to suspect that he and D are related."

Makura Hachimune

"Our beloved Hokage. The secret of the inner Jōnin circle is that we call her a "boobkage", for being an air-headed bimbo that serves more as advertisment for the village than anything. She IS crazy powerful, but utterly hopeless. Also, for some reason, she seems to be heavily into guys that practice Taijutsu. Can anybody explain that quirk to me?"

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Pub: 06 Jun 2024 12:13 UTC
Edit: 07 Jun 2024 02:14 UTC
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