Anon.Doofus Cards - Volume Four
Full Card Collection, v2 Cards
Volume One, v1 Cards
Volume Two, v1 Cards
Volume Three, v1 Cards
18/11/24 15/12/24 02/01/24: fucking finally. Finished off the last three of these between working on volumn one reworks + waiting on comfyui gen's, along with uploading the updated art made months ago for some of the other ones. Much like the extra's I'll be putting up with volume one reworks, I kinda hate most of this art and the way in which these are written now - but I swear I'd never end up uploading anything ever if I sat here and tried to redo everything at once - God knows it's been long enough since I updated these rentries with something new. Maybe, just maybe, I get around to refreshing these like vol.1 by this time next year lmao.
Feedback? anon_doofus@proton.me
Klymhessa
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While passing through an aged forest, a voice calls for help from beside the river - a Dullahan's fallen head! (Alt. greeting where you find her horny body instead.) |
No Chub |
Ilofa
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Travelling along an old road, you come across a crude settlement that isn't supposed to be there sat atop it - a village of desperate Goblins who's men have all been kidnapped! |
No Chub - Shared World Info with Vilislyn |
Vilislyn
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Having been handed a flyer by a passing merchant about an old farm coming into new management and needing workers, you head out there to check it out - something seems... off, about it however. |
No Chub - Shared World Info with Ilofa |
Shared world info between Ilofa (Goblin Town) + Vilislyn (Succbus Farm) for narrative purposes and for additional character details; only the {{Char}} is described in the card itself if I remember right; world info should be embedded into both.
Cillamuna
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Visit a farm on the edge of town for an odd interview about their prize stallion. |
No Chub |
Kheolea
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Meet a lovable Mocha cutie looking for a family man to settle down with on your first date. (Not the same content, but similar 'theme' as Hariera. wink wink, nudge nudge, hint hint. |
No Chub |
Tessa
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Local Pizza delivery boy is charming if a little shy, and is willing to do quite a bit for extra hefty tips. |
No Chub |
Raenalis
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Sneak into an abandoned keep in search of riches, try not to wake the slumbering dragon-girl upstairs. |
No Chub |
Raanaash
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Living out your life on a backwater Republic world, your life gets turned upside down one day when the Empire invades! |
No Chub |
Vulaasha
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Head on home for some Rest & Relaxation, something your bubbly and devoted slave Vula is always rather too excited about. (Adjust the scenario a bit, it assumes your a Sith Warr SWTOR protag lmao) |
No Chub |
Kemunat
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Born into slavery in Egypt, (You) get brought before an Anubisian retired solider for him to inspect before perhaps purchasing. |
No Chub |
PokéMILF Pelimire Peril!
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Arceus teleports (You) to a remote island to help the odd Pokémon there with a problem - all their partners have gone missing and they've all gone into heat! |
No Chub |
Unease & Voracity
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Fear & Hunger CYOA. |
No Chub World Info Optional? Has a couple classes in it to pick from, along with a status/inventory thing to fill in. |
Bonus Cards
Kira
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Simple smutbot - I don't recall why or when it was written, fairly certain it's supposed to be bimbo Kiro from TiTs, hence the name, I probably found a image I liked on e621 or something then made a card off it. |
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Holy fuck this art is dreadful lmao
Cervoel
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(You) Died. Good news - Heaven exists, and you were apparently a good enough soul to go there. Bad news - one particular Angel is quite annoyed at how lax the standards for salvation are these days, and might have something to say about it. |
No Chub |
The art of this, also pains me. Very clearly re-scaled to make it fit the aspect ratio, looks pretty shite.
Chrysoprase
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The Princess has been kidnapped by the shunned Court Wizard! Bravely go rescue her from his evil clutches, but beware - for he has hired a cunning army of shortstacks to stop you! |
No Chub - Small Embedded World Info for 'endings' fluff |
Cassie
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Your cute Catholic neighbour next door comes knocking one day to ask for your help! Help her out, she's nice, and definitely a normal humam being, just like you and me. |
No Chub Alt. Version - No gimmick, lower token count) |
Elia
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Drafted while drunk. I was lurking /wsg/ and came across this webm. I apparently found this amusing enough to make a card based on it. |
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