Anon.Doofus Cards - Volume Four
Full Card Collection, v2 Cards Volume One, v1 Cards Volume Two, v1 Cards Volume Three, v1 Cards
15/12/24: fucking finally remembered to finish the last three of these and upload the fresh art for some others.
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Klymhessa
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While passing through an aged forest, a voice calls for help from beside the river - a Dullahan's fallen head! (Alt. greeting where you find her horny body instead.) | No Chub |
Ilofa
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Travelling along an old road, you come across a crude settlement that isn't supposed to be there sat atop it - a village of desperate Goblins who's men have all been kidnapped! | No Chub - Shared World Info with Vilislyn |
Vilislyn
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| No Chub - Shared World Info with Ilofa |
Cillamuna
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Visit a farm on the edge of town for an odd interview about their prize stallion. | No Chub |
Kheolea
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Meet a lovable Mocha cutie looking for a family man to settle down with on your first date. (Not the same content, but similar 'theme' as Hariera. wink wink, nudge nudge, hint hint. | No Chub |
Tessa
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Local Pizza delivery boy is charming if a little shy, and is willing to do quite a bit for extra hefty tips. | No Chub |
Raenalis
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Sneak into an abandoned keep in search of riches, try not to wake the slumbering dragon-girl upstairs. | No Chub |
Raanaash
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Living out your life on a backwater Republic world, your life gets turned upside down one day when the Empire invades! | No Chub |
Vulaasha
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Head on home for some Rest & Relaxation, something your bubbly and devoted slave Vula is always rather too excited about. (Adjust the scenario a bit, it assumes your a Sith Warr SWTOR protag lmao) | No Chub |
Kemunat
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Born into slavery in Egypt, (You) get brought before an Anubisian retired solider for him to inspect before perhaps purchasing. | No Chub |
PokéMILF Pelimire Peril!
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Arceus teleports (You) to a remote island to help the odd Pokémon there with a problem - all their partners have gone missing and they've all gone into heat! | No Chub |
Unease & Voracity
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Fear & Hunger CYOA. | No Chub World Info Optional? Has a couple classes in it to pick from, along with a status/inventory thing to fill in. |
Volume Four - Bonus Cards
Kira
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Simple smutbot - I don't recall why or when it was written, fairly certain it's supposed to be bimbo Kiro from TiTs, hence the name, I probably found a image I liked on e621 or something then made a card off it. | No Chub |
Holy fuck this art is dreadful lmao
Cervoel
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(You) Died. Good news - Heaven exists, and you were apparently a good enough soul to go there. Bad news - one particular Angel is quite annoyed at how lax the standards for salvation are these days, and might have something to say about it. | No Chub |
The art of this, also pains me. Very clearly re-scaled to make it fit the aspect ratio, looks pretty shite.
Chrysoprase
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The Princess has been kidnapped by the shunned Court Wizard! Bravely go rescue her from his evil clutches, but beware - for he has hired a cunning army of shortstacks to stop you! | No Chub - Small Embedded World Info for 'endings' fluff |
Cassie
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Your cute Catholic neighbour next door comes knocking one day to ask for your help! Help her out, she's nice, and definitely a normal humam being, just like you and me. | No Chub Alt. Version - No gimmick, lower token count) |
Elia
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Drafted while drunk. I was lurking /wsg/ and came across this webm. I apparently found this amusing enough to make a card based on it. | No Chub |