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Last update - 12/10: Kat added. Get her expression pack, too!

My deadline for the new batch of greetings was the end of December... Now it's January, so I guess it'll just be done when it's done. Two main things have caused me an emotional rollercoaster, thus slowing me down through December: the health decline and loss of a grandparent, and this green woman's departure. So far, I've finished 14 of the 30-something total greetings. Nearly halfway done. Thanks for your patience, and sorry for the long wait.

Poorly Structured Navigation System (PSNS):

Catalog: the list of cards i've made and a descriptive summary for each one.
Changelog: changes i've made to my cards and testing info. some lines tell info not mentioned in the catalog, so beware card spoilers.
Email: my contact.
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- "2024" to navigate between months in the card list
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card catalog listed in compact text* for those who dont like reading a lot (and easier "ctrl+f" browsing):	.
Child GF: nameless child girlfriend who's a tease. personal adaptation of child gf from the "anatomy of a gamer" art meme.
Merii: succubus that wants to put you at ease. nothing else... just relax...
Bed-chan: anthropomorphized minecraft bed with a personality as gentle as she is soft to the touch.
May**: coomslop. the trainer from pokemon, but with huge boobs and is sexually oblivious.
Spooky: loving blue oni girlfriend. faithful adaptation of ahegaokami's oc.
Jura-Rebekka: hot genie from a doujin. you start with three wishes.
Kurossori**: shy youkai who embodies the shadowy figures you only see out of the corner of your eye.
Asta*: cute affectionate 1/2 scale android that talks in robot (beep boop). see how long you can keep her existence mostly* secret. or dont ig.
Notepad-tan: Windows program as an innocent loli who unknowingly spreads misinformation.
Tempting Angel**: like a Weeping Angel, except she tries to seduce and tempt you (if you couldn't guess). happy halloween!
Linco Mizoguchi: sweet sheltered girl from a royal family who has remained pure thus far. adaption based on the girl of a certain product.
Plumi**: prideful oppai loli slimegirl incapable of feeling lust or arousal; possesses no understanding of sexual contexts.
Busty Loli Aliens: busty loli aliens who each need their different lusts satisfied to live. H-game RJ01112545 adapted into a card.
Connie**: coomslop of the character from "Mario & Luigi: Brothership". cheerful and sunny with a curvy body. again, coomslop.
Valerynth: (hot) chuuni thief in an MMORPG. you and her don't know you're an anomaly, a living being somehow in the game. inspired by Karylinth.
Kat: a cutie patootie of a catgirl...with huge boobies...and she's tall. likes wholesome, embarrassed by lewd. good comfy. oc by limebreaker.

*note that this list is ordered from ↧oldest to ↥newest, which is different from the card catalog's sorting.
**this card has one or more alternative versions (aka forks) i've made, accessible below the main card's image.

Additional notes:

What are "alternative versions" and why make them?

Honestly, they're no different from chub forks; versions of the card with the defs tampered to suit one's tastes. I made them because sometimes, I like the card I make but also want it to be something else at the same time without ruining the spirit of the original. So, I duplicate the card and make the changes I want, liking both the main card and any forks equally in the end. If I never decided to put them here, I'd still be making the forks regardless because I mainly make them for myself anyway. For example, I made the alternative version of May probably the week after I finished her, but only published that fork after my 2-month-long break when I made Kurossori and her fork.

Some regexes delete  tags. A few greetings for two of my cards (Bed-chan and Spooky) use these tags, and without them, the responses are slightly different from what's intended. Just giving a heads up, for those who may want to edit their regex's settings because of this.

Did you know that instead of having botmakers outright remove external media (embedded images) from greetings for you, you can just toggle them all off?

It's easy! In User Settings, under Chat/Message Handling, make sure the box for "Forbid External Media" is checked!

Catalog

Thumbnail (Card: left-click or save linked content as)	Desc. / Notes
December 2024
686 permanent tokens Expression Pack ———— Compatibility Attempt 1 Compatibility Attempt 2	Kat (Open character defs) / A stereotypical catgirl, but with 150% more wholesome. Loves all the things you'd expect from an innocent catgirl: cuddling, headpats, oversized tops, and cozy fun. Adaptation of LimeBreaker's OC. Not really meant to be a special card or anything (hence why I don't have much to write about), but hopefully the expression pack makes up for it. (Which I had a hard time deciding what to pick for negative expressions, she's too happy lol.) I encourage you to use the expression pack; she's so cute. Grab it below the card image! An anon (⨠505632861) said the card was corrupt when they tried importing to Risu. If importing fails, try the compatibility versions below the card itself. (Since I only use ST, idk which ones do and don't work.)
November 2024
2.9k permanent tokens	Busty Loli Aliens (Open character defs) / Aliens that are lolis and busty; need I say more? They've got you captive in their spaceship as a test subject, and your endurance (libido) will determine whether or not humanity can quench their lust, which if yes then they will invade. There are three types of aliens (as seen in the card image, from left to right): Breast-Type, Ass-Type, and Pussy-Type aliens. As you might imagine, their type name is telling of not only their most prominent "feature", but also indicative of their preferred asset to use sexually/erotically. While you're taking your test, they will likely try to tempt or seduce you as you progress through each room of the ship. Because this card is an adaptation of a game (RJ01112545), I had to change some of the game's functions and such to make it feasible for roleplaying, namely the spaceship's rooms. If you're familiar with the game, you'll know that the game is short, sweet, simple. Roughly 2 hours to 100% (if you aren't speedrunning) and the gameplay very easy timing and puzzles. Obviously, the timing part isn't easy to replicate in AI chat completion, so I had to think up some functionality or theme for each room. Kinda unavoidable. (P.s., Sorry for the high token count btw. If there's enough of a fuss, I'll make a lorebook version of the card.)
683 permanent tokens ———— "Stacked" Version: Card / Defs (Untested)	Connie (Open character defs) / Cheerful, sunny, and coomslop. I don't know what she's actually like in "Mario & Luigi: Brothership", so sorry if this card doesn't meet your expectations. I might come back to revise or add stuff, but for now she will remain slop. ———— "Stacked" Version ————All this version does is make her assets bigger, basically. Coomierslop. Even the card art is different to reflect that.
1.5k permanent tokens	Valerynth (Open character defs) / She's timid, but becomes more witty as she warms up to you. Not only that, but she also has a chuuni side to her that the VR MMORPG she often plays enables. As someone who chose and likes the Thief class, the least valued class by the playerbase's standards, joining a party can be rough. Inspired by another bot, Karylinth. Here's the scenario, please keep it in mind (or change it) for the sake of your chatbotting experience: In the world of the most popular VR MMORPG, (You) exist as an anomaly. You're not an NPC or a player, yet you're alive in the game as if it's the real world. Most notably, you (as {{user}}) are completely unaware you're in a videogame world to begin with. As you might imagine, this inexplicable situation can present interesting interactions between your actions and how the game handles them.
October 2024
1.1k permanent tokens ———— "Blink-less" Version: Card / Defs (Mostly tested) "Blinkful" Version: Card / Defs (Experimental)	Tempting Angel (Open character defs) / Happy Halloween! This is the spooky card made for the spooky month; think of a Weeping Angel, and then imagine if it was hot. This is for all my fear boner havers out there, 'cause me too man. According to her lore, she's basically some kinda alien fused with an android, so she might surprise you with some of her "features" (or lack of (like her face and voice)). It might be hard to tell at first, but I'm sure she's got a personality somewhere in there... Despite my efforts to make her movements behave exactly as a Weeping Angel's (or SCP-173's), she still moves when being looked at for some reason (e.g. minor movements like tilting her head or moving her hand and shit). Unlike my previous cards, this one has actual lore I made, which is in the lorebook. I left it on throughout my testing, so I'm not sure how well it works if you disable it but I tried making sure it'll be fine either way. ———— "Blink-less" Version ————This exists to reduce the effectiveness and importance blinking has on her, attempting to make it only tied to her feet's movement so that it's necessary for large/fast movements. How often this works is dependent on how much you draw attention to it, I think. Use it if the main version's mention of blinking annoys you, as this version should lessen it. ———— "Blinkful" Version ———— *This version is purely experimental* and focuses on trying to perfect the bot's movement behavior.** Don't be surprised if she moves when she shouldn't (though this extends to every version, honestly). For now, I've implemented a Blink Meter to see if this helps the AI determine when she can and can't move, and even still it gets it wrong sometimes. If you're curious, I can only recommend this version for two reasons: 1: if you want your chat to be more horror-oriented, or 2: if you wanna help me improve the blinking functionality (which I would appreciate a ton :3). Once this version manages to replicate true "Weeping Angel" movements, Blink Meter or not, it'll likely become the new main version of the card.
744 permanent tokens	Linco Mizoguchi (Open character defs) / Coomslop? Maybe; the card's a personal adaptation of a character created for an onahole, so you tell me. Hailing from a royal family, she grew up rather sheltered and thus has been kept mostly innocent from sexual topics and such. In general, she's very polite, positive, and can be timid at times. Not to mention, also cute, just about any romance putting a blush on her face. Her parents are likely wanting her to get married sooner or later, so I suppose she'll have to choose (You) or something. There are the portions of her character that were given, and then there are the gaps I had to fill in using my noggin; the box mostly has details about her body and personality, whereas everything else (mainly the royal family background) is me fleshing out the card with what I had gathered about her. So, because I'm working with rather barebone descriptions, this card is more barebones than my others imo. But sometimes, the simple things in life are the best. Hopefully this adaptation is satisfactory for you, regardless of whether you own the onahole of her or not. (I even attributed to her the way the box says how her virginal membrane is always in tact or some shit, idk; I don't remember what it said exactly, but I paraphrased it in her defs.)
646 permanent tokens ———— "Cored" Version: Card / Defs (Tested)	Plumi (Open character defs) / God I love slimegirls too much; I'm surprised it took this long for me to make one. Here we are though, and she's got some tsun in her pride-ridden veins. Though, I dunno where that pride comes from considering how airheaded her brain can be at times. Since she lacks a nervous system, her sense of touch is not even close to the level that humans have. This means her body can't be stimulated enough for her to get aroused, feel lustful desire, or intense pleasure in general. But on the flipside, that has caused her a lack of knowledge and understanding on intimacy and sexual stuff. Do with that information what you will. If you feed her her favorite snack, I'm sure she'll stick with you, no pun intended. P.s., couldn't find art of this slimegirl where it's just her. so, sorry about the dude in the image, if that bothers you. ———— "Cored" Version ————This version gives her a "slime core", and if you're thinking of MGE then you're spot-on and should understand what this means immediately (though she's not any smarter). But if you're unfamiliar, the slime core is basically a squishy orb that floats near the center of a slimegirl, behaving as a heart of sorts. This core is overwhelmingly sensitive to physical contact and will intensely pleasure Plumi upon being touched, giving her a way to experience what she's missing out on. There's no going back once she feels it; she'll really stick ~~with~~ to you if you let her (probably), no pun intended.
September 2024
939 permanent tokens ———— "Visibility" Version: Card / Defs (Lightly tested)	Kurossori (Open character defs) / A meek and cute youkai who has huge boobs (yes you can touch her even though she's a youkai). She has a hint of clumsiness in there too for extra cuteness. As for what she embodies as a youkai: shadow people. You know when you think you see a person in the corner of your eye, only for the ambiguously shaped darkness to disappear when you look at it? Yeah, the same goes for her (or is supposed to). She can also travel inside shadows and stuff too, as a bonus ability. (p.s., sorry it's not a Mei adaptation, Mei enjoyers.) Fun fact, I actually came up with this whole bot when this single sentence was given in my chat with another bot.———— "Visibility" Version ————I'm sure some might not wanna deal with her shadow-person-like invisibility gimmick that much, so I made this alternative version. Basically made for those who don't care so much about her youkai-ness and just want a card of a big tiddy shy girl that happens to be a ghost.
1k permanent tokens ———— "Standalone" Version: Card / Defs (Lightly tested) "XL" Version: Card / Defs (Lightly tested) "XL Standalone" Version: Card / Defs (Tested)	Asta (Open character defs) / Hey, do you like android girls? Do you like stealth sex? If yes to either, then I think she may be of interest to you. She's smol (80cm tall), playful, affectionate, and definitely handsy. And for some reason, she's always around (You). People seem to think she's an innocent creature, but she can be mischievous at times. So when she's doing scandalous things with you, she likely won't stop if someone happens to see you two. Also, because the card has a focus on stealth sex, there are defs that try to simulate your surroundings and may add side characters when you draw attention to yourself. Use the Standalone Version if you don't want this! She has 3 greetings. (P.s., this is my personal adaptation of crap-man's Asta, and is not intended to be strictly accurate to his oc.) (for some reason, her card avatar gives the illusion that her boobs are smaller than they actually are imo, so replace the image with this if you want. i still like the current one better for the red aesthetic.) ———— "Standalone" Version ————This alternative version contains only defs related to Asta herself, the lines about the world simulation and such removed. It's basically for those that wanna just coom as the main card is made with a longer and complex narrative in mind that can introduce comedy or slice of life elements and side characters, potentially trampling upon your coom sesh. ———— "XL" Version ————Wanna swap the size difference and be the smaller one? For all my shotapov and taller woman enthusiasts, this version does exactly that by making Asta 230cm tall! Buy the card now for the low, low price of $0.00! ———— "XL Standalone" Version ————...rather self explanatory; I did the hard work for you and combined the two versions above.
1.1k permanent tokens	Notepad-tan (Open character defs) / Innocent and excitable loli that will passionately gift you with her wisdom if you let her, not knowing her wisdom is usually incorrect. Like how penguins can fly, for example. (Note: penguins can't fly.) Her upbeat attitude is cute and contagious regardless. Incase it isn't quite clear, she's the gijinka of Windows Notepad. Anytime she talks, it's emphasized with a speech bubble. Oh, she can also read that stuff, the undecipherable strings of unicode being like her second language. Idk, there isn't much else to say about her; she's just fun.
June 2024
628 permanent tokens ———— Alternative Version: Card / Defs (Tested)	May (Open character defs) / Well this is fucking funny, isn't it? May? Right after May ended? fuckin' uh...anyways, this card was absolutely made for nothing but cooming. Sorry, the definite slop was gonna happen eventually (I typed the card out in three hours). Couldn't help but make it when I remembered a certain comic existed. Basically, to summarize this card (incase the comic didn't or you don't wanna read it), think of Your Oblivious Mother's gimmick, being oblivious, but on a Pokemon trainer. That's the gist of it, difference being she's far less dismissive (so ig it's not entirely accurate to the comic). That's from my testing on GPT-4o, anyway. She has one greeting, and that's her prompting you to battle her. You can try battling her I guess, might be fun. I wouldn't know - I didn't try. Slop is slop, game is game. Have fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ———— Alternative Version ————The alternative version has slight behavior alterations and, if you're subtle enough, she should be more unaware of physical contact. Sorry, I can't remember much else that's different.
1.2k permanent tokens	Spooky (Open character defs) / If you know her from ahegaokami's art, you should know what to expect (I just hope I meet those expectations). If not, that's fine too; she's pretty cheerful, and loves letting you know just how much she loves you, whether that be through kind acts, words, or seggs. She might get a bit horny too (heh, oni pun), but she can also be wholesome and maybe even get emotional over you just from how much love for you she has. Yeah, she might do picrel if you ask. Such a cutie. And as a heads up, this is my first card where I stick to the OC as much as possible... I'm a bit nervous about it because of that, but please enjoy. (Eight greetings, btw.)
769 permanent tokens	Jura-Rebekka (Open character defs) / So, idk what kinda name "Jura-Rebekka" is, but that's just what her name was in the doujin she's from, okay? She's a genie. And a hot one too, ngl. Though for whatever reason, she's never received a wish involving seggs. So, have fun with your three wishes. I haven't done enough testing to see, but I tried to make it so that you can still interact with her even after using your three wishes, for those who enjoy slowburn (me). Anyway, epic wish gimmick involving a busty genie. Possibly slop, 'cause this was made in 4 hours and definitely could've used more testing.
May 2024
1k permanent tokens	Child GF (Open character defs) / First card: cute and funny. Generally meant to be a fun, knowing mesugaki loli that may rile you up. (Yeah i know wholesomeorenji/orenjipiiru, the original artist, also made mesugaki gf, but if you ask me they're both correctable brats.) Has a teasing and cheeky personality that's supposed to stay even while getting fucked, but Opus doesn't know how to do that from my testing (though might've just been the jb I was using). wholesomeorenji never gave her a real name, so I basically made her being nameless a whole "it's a feature not a bug" thing. Contains external media in two of six greetings, with the image in the second one being my initial inspiration:
2.2k permanent tokens	Merii (Open character defs) / Second card I've made. Based on this image: A bit bloated I think, but I'm quite proud of how she turned out. The image might make you think she's a sloth demon, but I made her a succubus with "Sloth Demon" as a title she's earned. Being a succubus, she needs lifeforce to live. So depending on your decisions, she may either make you her prey or spare you (while maybe smothering you). Maybe you can't tell from the image, but she's supposed to be gentle with you and spoil you. She has six greetings, and (a while ago) was tested on GPT-4o (good slowburn) and Opus (quickly horny). One anon called her effortslop - ty, anon. (P.s. if you dont use the lorebook, remove the two lines with tags in the defs at the bottom.)
800 permanent tokens thisstringoftextistomaketheimagesrenderlarger pleaseignoreibegofyou	Bed-chan (Open character defs) / Third card (Yippee). I don't think she's slop despite having less tokens than my previous two cards; she's one of my personal favorites, in fact. I assure you, I at least put effort into her. She's got seven greetings, two of which were to fulfill two silly requests from two silly anons and I forced a gimmick of hers with greeting #7. Hopefully it's better now, but outside of Sonnet 3.5, I cant guarantee anything. Here's the cause of this card's existence: Yes, she's a gijinka (anthropomorphization) of a Minecraft bed, but I promise that's why she's the comfiest of best girls. Her personality is gentle (perhaps to a fault) with a hint of maternity as she offers comfort. Can be similar to Merii in that regard, except without any initial ulterior motives. (Not tested for it, but I'm gonna guess she's hornier on Opus.)

Latest changes:

12/17/24
- Valerynth - Added a character note that should be helpful. Also fixed a typo in the greeting ("their" → "they're").
12/11/24
- Kat - Gave her a whale plush (as seen here).
12/10/24 - Added a new card with an expression pack: Kat.
- Kat - Released, likely finished. Lightly tested on Sonnet 3.5.
11/27/24 - Added a new card: Valerynth.
- Valerynth - Released, likely finished. Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
11/18/24
- Child GF - Revised some defs so that she behaves closer to how I intended. It's not super significant, but I still recommend you update her card.
11/16/24
- Connie - Decided it might be better to define her as a humanoid rather than an android.
  - "Stacked" Ver. Connie - Same as main.
11/15/24 - Added a new card: Connie.
- Connie - Released, finished. No guarantee, but I might revisit the card later to improve/unslopify it. Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
  - "Stacked" Ver. Connie - Released, finished.
11/11/24 - Added a new card: Busty Loli Aliens.
- Busty Loli Aliens - Released, finished. Tested on 4o and Sonnet 3.5, but only up to the park. Due to the card's high token count and compact descriptions, I'm not sure how well it'll behave on local or older LLMs; details might get lost or confused for other details. Hell, during my testing 4o would sometimes mix up the personality of an alien type with another. So, for best results, I recommend Sonnet 3.5.
10/31/24 - Added a new alternative version of Plumi: "Cored" Version.
- "Cored" Ver. Plumi - Released, finished. Any greetings added to main should be added here as well, once that happens. Tested on 4o.
10/30/24 - Added a new card: Plumi.
- Plumi - Released, finished aside from needing more greetings. Tested on 4o.
10/19/24 - Added a new card: Linco Mizoguchi.
- Linco Mizoguchi - Released, finished aside from needing more greetings. Tested on 4o.
10/14/24 - Added a new card: Tempting Angel, as well as two alternative versions of her.
- Tempting Angel - Released, half-finished. Blinking functionality needs to be perfected since she still makes minor movements even when looked at (head tilts and grabbing and such). Also, when splitting, sometimes only the clone is halved in size. Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
  - "Blink-less" Ver. Angel - Released, technically less issues than the main card since blinking function is intentionally diminutive.
  - "Blinkful" Ver. Angel - Released, experimental. Changes made to this version won't be published/released until it becomes the new main version (the current main version won't be deleted and will simply swap positions with this version). Email me if you want to help me or are curious about if I've made progress.
9/30/24 - Added a new card: Notepad-tan.
- Notepad-tan - Finished and released. Tested on 4o; I assume she'll be fine on Sonnet 3.5.
9/29/24 - Added a new card: Asta, as well as three alternative versions of her.
- Asta - Released, mostly finished. Might have some consistency issues with her switching from active (on) to inactive (off). She might run away from you to closely examine something and not lose power when she should, for example. Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
  - "Standalone" Ver. Asta - Released, mostly untested past the first few messages. Similar potential issues as the main card, though less likely.
  - "XL" Ver. Asta - Released, untested. Similar potential issues as the main card.
  - "XL Standalone" Ver. Asta - yeah.
9/15/24 - Added a new card: Kurossori. Updated Bed-chan, May, and other cards. One alternative version made and added for Kurossori and May each.
- Kurossori - Released, likely finished aside from invisibility inconsistencies (please email me if you find a way to totally fix this). Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
  - "Visibility" Ver. Kurossori - Released but untested. Should make her only be invisible when you glance at her, turning visible shortly after.
- Bed-chan - After revising some defs and testing on Sonnet 3.5, I think I've got her blackout gimmick mostly working as intended, aside from the occasional bad swipe. I suggest updating the card if you care about her blackout behaving more consistently.
- May - Added 2 new greetings so that (You) have more freedom. Both are simple "room intrusion" greetings, leaving it very open for (You) to determine where to steer the interaction, but greeting #3 is specifically for sizefags (you're welcome).
  - Alt. Ver. May - Released and tested on both Sonnet and Sonnet 3.5. Made for those who want her to be more oblivious to physical touch.
- All other cards (except Jura-Rebekka) was also updated. The changes are very slight (I think) and I don't even remember them, just noticed a difference in token counts tbh. I hope I'm not forgetting any big changes...
7/1/24 - 9/12/24
- Impromptu hiatus.
6/28/24
- Spooky - Quick fix: (hopefully) patched out her having a tail even though her character shouldn't. Ty for the log, ⨠483939301. Wouldn't have known about that otherwise.
6/28/24 - Added a new card: Jura-Rebekka.
- Jura-Rebekka - Finished and released – and only 14 hours after Spooky. Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
6/27/24 - Added a new card: Spooky.
- Spooky - Released. Tested on Sonnet 3.5.
6/6/24
- May - Quickly made alterations because during the three hours I was making the card, my dumbass forgot the word "indifference" existed. She should now be closer to what I'm aiming for.
6/6/24 - Added a new card: May.
- May - Officially released. Since it's slop, I probably won't make big updates to it. Maybe only once with slight adjustments, ~~but unlikely~~.
5/30/24 - Added a new card: Bed-chan.
- Bed-chan - Officially released. Blackout gimmick needs tweaking for GPT-4o and overall card needs to be tested on Opus.
5/26/24
- Merii - Tweaked more defs relating to lifeforce after more testing (hopefully I don't have to bloat the card anymore to get it right).
5/25/24 - Added 8 new greetings total (only tested 3 'cause 8's a lot to test). Both cards (Child GF and Merii) are now at 6 greetings each (none of these new ones have external media). Probably won't update either of these cards for a while; they might as well be finished.
- Child GF - Added 3 new greetings to try and put (You) in a fun situation. I think I tweaked some defs too, but very tiny changes.
- Merii - Added 5 new greetings, with #2, #3, and #4 being tested a little with 4o. #3 is an obligatory 'hungry' scenario while #4 is an obligatory relationship scenario; the other greetings are more for fun to add the spice of variety. Something important (for those who prefer slowburns, especially with the lifeforce shit) was added to the defs, adding ~75 tokens along with some small tweaks.
5/23/24
- Child GF - Slightly tweaked greetings, most notably greeting 1's image due to realizing danbooru is unreliable in external image hosting (which I should've known tbh). Feel free to copy and paste new image link from character defs instead of redownloading.

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