be friends with the Council
develop a major crush on Kronii
tell Mumei about it, figure she’s trustworthy and she’ll probably forget you told her anyway
surprisingly, she promises to help hook you up
she arranges a bunch of group hangouts between the three of you
a couple times she “forgets” that she had “something else on that day” until the last second to give you and kronii a chance to spend some one on one time
but whenever this happens kronii doesn’t seem interested at all
she’s on her phone half the time, and looks practically itching to go home
tell mumei her strategy isn’t working
”Alright, alright, how about this. I’ll try and figure out what she likes, what you could do to be more appealing, yeah?”
worth a shot
the group hangouts stop
mumei starts spending a lot of time with kronii
give her some time to compile the checklist that’ll help you become Kronii’s ideal man
a couple weeks later she hasn’t said anything
haven’t seen either of them that whole time
message mumei asking “so how’s the kronii situation”
she replies
”oh shit lol”
”were we that obvious?”
what
ask what the fuck she’s on about
she tells you she and kronii are together now
what the fuck
bitch you promised to help me
no response for several minutes
agonising silence
then, two words
”I forgot...”