Welcome to /VRFG/'s "You might be a Thread Schizo"! This is a comprehensive guide to help you navigate the murky swamps that is the thread and maybe other threads across the 4chan-o-Sphere.

>You might be a Thread Schizo if you green text a post from the previous thread.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you replied to yourself to agree harder.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you believe all threads are fake except the ones you like.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you leave the thread on auto-refresh at #bottom
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you derail the thread from avatar work to talking about a person from 7 years ago
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you accuse someone of being a FED because they used punctuation
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you reply “this is bait” to every post, including your own
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you start a conspiracy, forget what it was about, and keep arguing anyway
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you accuse someone of being an NPC while repeating the same three phrases
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you announce you’re leaving the thread but then come back six times to explain why
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you say “not a furry, but—” and then post pics of the latest horny avatar base
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you namefag on an anonymous message board
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you unironically use the word “handler.”
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you complain that there isn't a meet and spend the next 30 minutes asking "where's the meet"?
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you believe the archive is hiding the truth.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you reply “based” to things you don’t even understand.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you vague post but everyone knows it's (You)
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you say “connect the dots” and then post five unrelated screenshots.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you think anonymity is sacred, but still build entire mythologies around usernames
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you say “I’m not mad” while typing in all caps.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you enter a thread with “this again?” and then stay for 200 replies.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you announce you’re done with the thread, then hit refresh like you forgot your wallet.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you remake the OP by hand
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you screenshot the thread while you're still in it.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you call someone cringe and then use their joke later.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you reply in greentext and still miss the point.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you refresh so often you see your own post slide down the page.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you take an obvious joke personally and write a thesis.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you reply to sarcasm with sincerity and then blame them.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you samefag then switch tone halfway through like nobody will notice.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you remember usernames in a place where nobody has one.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you wait for someone to reply, then act like you don’t care.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you close the tab… then open it again like it whispered your name.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you read a reply in the worst possible tone and get mad at the voice you invented.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you open a new tab “just to check” and end up arguing in both.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you hit reply on the wrong post and still commit.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you type “lol” but you’re not laughing.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you accuse someone of “not even reading” while skimming through everything.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you wait for a specific anon to reply like it’s a season finale.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you say “agree to disagree” and then keep disagreeing.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you ask for “context” and then ignore it.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you call someone out for derailing while actively changing the topic.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you leave for an hour and come back to see the war continued without you.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you screenshot your own dunk.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you recognize posting styles like handwriting.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you close the thread, reopen it, and feel like no time has passed.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you reread your own post and refresh to see how it’s “landing.”
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you imagine the exact type of person behind each reply and argue with that imaginary version.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you reply “cope” and then write five more sentences explaining why.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you start using the thread’s slang in real life by accident.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you open the archive just to see if you were remembered.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you type out a perfect response… then someone else posts it first.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you feel personally attacked by a general statement.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you forget the original topic but defend your position anyway.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you scroll back just to find who “started it.”
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you catch yourself smiling at the chaos and feel slightly concerned.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you say “this thread sucks” and still guard it like territory.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you try to leave, but something new appears like a hook in the water.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you rank yourself high on your own tierlist
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you post a joke and get mad when it’s taken seriously.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you blame the thread for your mood.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you refresh one last time… and then one more, just in case.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you accidently post a reply that was meant to be posted in another thread
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you feel a tiny victory when someone agrees, then immediately look for who disagrees.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you scroll past all the replies and only browse for the latest "thirst pics"
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you remember the vibe of the old threads like a lost hometown.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you get annoyed when the thread moves without you.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you open the thread during meals and forget to chew.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you check timestamps like they’re heartbeat monitors.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you try to make a bait post, only for nobody to take it
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you try to make a bait post, only for it to be overshadowed by the thirst pic that was posted after
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you feel personally invested in strangers you will never meet.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you leave the thread… and immediately miss it.
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you are placed in your own tier on the tierlists
>You might be a Thread Schizo if you spent 2 hours constructing an elaborate shitpost making fun of other thread schizos

If you've done any of these things, then you just might be a thread schizo.