you'd never thought you'd meet any celebrity
much less a streamer you watch
he was… a little different behind the stream than you figured
he did the whole dudebro thing for the cameras
joked around about the whole alpha male thing
while you expected someone like that who swam in money and fame to be surrounded by chicks willing to look the other way that he made that money playing video games…
you didn't expect to meet him on a hook up app
not that you used such apps that much
friends straight up forced you into it
well… the screen name “Lionpride69” seemed to be funny enough
here you were a week later, not exactly regretting your decision now
and your date just now realizing you knew who he was