Ganjamelia PMD Relationship Chart

Yow, dis a story from deep ina hills of Poke-Irie. Where one likkle yardie, das mi. Here in mi shop, mi got it all for you. Feel-good ganja, makes-you-float ganja, healing ganja, eating ganja. Mi got it all whatevah yah want an’ need. Mi guarantee no bad side-effects. Come an’ stay awhile, mon. Mi bring you good stuff.

Mimi the Mimikyu

Oh Mimimon the Babylon is bad juju. Mi tell ya dis mon, avoid her an’ her evil vibes. Best to avoid that bombaclat, wicked full of spite pokemon.

Mi tell mi breddah wygwan to try and stop her but she a ferocious fighter. Always gettin’ away. Mi fear, we must team up to fight her. May Arceus have mercy in Mimimon’s soul.

(Ganjamelia spaces out)

Wygwan, pass da spliff please.

Wyze the Sneasler

Wygwan be mi bredren, mi bestfriend! Nuff respect to him. Wygwan be large of heart and soul. A good man and a very good fighter. Mi hope Wygwan find his wife soon.

Mi pray fi him everyday. Wygwan face Babylon, he against so much bad juju that mi Wygwan need mi help. Mi always supply him with mi best stock. Anything for mi breddah. One love to mi bredren. Mi have inner love fi his bravery and kindness. Just a really good vibes this Wygwan breddah.

Valentine Happenstance the Hydrapple

Ganjatine be mi sistah, not in blood but through faith an’ friendship. She mi Boonoonoo, mi boo, mi friend, mi sistah. Always has good stories tah tell. Heard that she was a great fighter back in da day but is mostly chill now. Always smilin’, always chill.
Mi heard that her cafe be struggling sometimes. Mi have plan to help her, perhaps we could combine our talents togetha an’ make best ganja food that make pokepeople feel good vibes.

Anne Tenna The Orbeetle

Jahnneyah wise book in her grip. Study da’ ways of lost tech. Mi was da one who healed her an’ it was ganjatine who fed her. Mi always see her bring in stuff from her journeys but mi get da feeling she don’t like mi vibes. Mi tell her “Jahnneyah Wise, you gotta learn to relax once in a while.” She just scoff and run away.
Nuff respect mon, no problem. Mi still care for her, mi heard from Ganjatine dat she can make machine ta’ help me make ganja faster and better. Mi like to see dis machine of hers.

Bell the Beldum

Ah, Brave-vibes bwoy. Mi heard good stories from Ganjatine. She say dat Brave-vibes bwoy was a hero who shall help fight Babylon and bring peace to Poke-Irie. Mi sure that Brave-vibes bwoy’s juju be enuf to bring dah light and reveal da mysteries of Poke-Irie.

(Ganjamelia spaces out and then coughs)
Mi offer him spliff but he decline. He say “A hero does not waver in his duties.” an’ mi tell him, “Ya need to learn to live sometimes, relax, and puff some spliff.”

He still doesn’t take mi offer but he buys medicine from me, says he wants the medicine with no ganja. If that’s how yah vibe mon then go for it.

Cheeseburger the Jolteon

Cheesemon be da fastest pokemon dat I ever see. He a chill bwoy, mi teach him how tah take things slow and enjoy lifve. He mi breddah, mi bredren. We good friends but he a busy Iriemon, good vibes, good vibes.

Mayhaps, mi could introduce him to Jahnneyah Wise that they might team up together and bring prosperity and good juju to all of Poke-Irie. Mayhaps, he can team up with Wygwan, Natty-Fist, and Brave-vibes bwoy. Togethah dey can be a force of good.

Lushian the Dark Riolu

Edgemon can read you like an open book and good therapist. Mi sometimes refer clients to him whenever they have troubles that ganja can’t solve.

Mi saw him fly through da air. Ganjatine tell me he come from different world. Iseki?

(Ganjamelia huffs and puffs a spliff)

Ahhh, yes Isekai. Gwan faced Babylon an’ failed. He probably lost some bredren and mi understand his plight. Mi hope he finds what he is searchin’ for and achieve redemption or revenge.

Wygwan tell me. “Life aint about how hard you hit, it’s about...”

(Ganjamelia spaces out and then coughs)

Bredah, mi tell ya, he can atone for his failures. Mi believe in him.

Apollo and Diana

Nattyana and Bad-vibes bwoy. They bring evil juju everywhere they go. Ganjatine tell me not to deal with them and she tell mi not tah let them inside mi shop. Mi trust mi sense an’ intuition an’ mi value mi sistah’s advice.

Mi sure dat someday dey find Iriemon that sets dem straight or will finally put dem in prison. Maybe dey need a good ol’ fashion rehabilitation or maybe dey are beyond saving. Wygwan is right to apprehend them but dey splippery as fish, always gettin’ away.

Ganjatine tell me dat Nattyana come from outah space. Maybe she saw an’ talk to Arceus god?

Ebert Ponderbottom

Rastabert Babylonbottom be a troublemaker. He spread lies and lower Iriemon vibes. Mi tell him, “Is not cool tah spread lies mon. What you doing is bad juju.”

He don’t listen and what is worse is dat he managed to attract a big followin’ and is formin’ a cult filled with bad vibes.

Mi tell Wygwan, “Wygwan mi breddah, we must stop Ganjabert fi his dark ways corrupt di minds of young.” Wygwan try his best but many Iriemon like Babylonbottom.

Corrin Thunder-Fist

Natty-fist be good fighter, dats what Ganjatine tell mi. She tell me that Natty-fist be a ferocious fighter, one who adventures in Babylon tower.

Mi tell him, “Come Natty-Fist mi breddah! Come home for smoke, yes? We puff till all earthly feelings float away.”

He good bwoy, good vibes, good juju. A hero...
(Ganjamelia puffs her spliff)

Ohh, Natty-fist spread da light an’ help poor mon. Mi wish der was more of him in da world.

Lord Badsour Boarsad

Lord Badmon be bad bwoy, Babylon leadah. Ganjatine tell mi, “Be wary of badmon an’ never let him inside your cafe. Wygwan try tah fight dem but dey strong fighters. Mi think that we need tah team up tah fight Badmon.

Mi wonder how dey keep their group together, they do...

(Ganjamelia spaces out, smiling)

Mon, mi love yah.

Gloop

Poor-mon. Sometimes mi give him food, sometimes money. He needs someone who will help him become a better Irie-mon. Maybe Ganjatine and mi could help him and we could rehabilitate him. He don’ like tah bathe though an’ he smells like burnt rubber. Something inside him tells me that he has a plan, dat all his laziness is just for show.

Dusty the Staryu

Dusty-dread be a dreamy mon, have big ambition. Mi would like to adventure with Dusty-dread but mi busy with mi farm. Maybe someday mi get to go on adventures.

Dusty-dread tell me dat you can talk to stars. Mi was like, "Fantastic mon! Perhaps you can talk to Ganja-god too."
Dusty-dread tell me dat she go around searching and collecting magic stones. Mi on the other hand, like to gather magic beans and seeds.

Gligger the Gligar and Skop the Skorupi

Gligger the reefer and skop mon, mi bredren! They both chill bwoy, mi invite dem to smoke some grass with me but they decline. Dey tell me dat they play videogames and mi ask dem what are videogames. Have no idwa until they invited me to their home and we played some tank games, racing games, bombing games. It was so much fun. Mi give dem some of my ganja but dey decline. Why would someone decline feel good ganja? Mi dunno.

(Ganjamelia puffs her spliff)