Bodokan ch18

Hold it right there~
Stop or I'll shoot.
Gya! What is that!?

Why are you running anyway!?
You get three meals a day and everyone gets along<3
It's the closest thing you can get to paradise!

Ng!
Something's coming in at 7 o'clock!

This way!

...I thought it'd be aphrodisiac like usual,
but he just straight up shot a beam at us.
Run! Run!
Or we'll be mincemeat!

Board games with friends is for life!!

Hah
Hah

I can't
run anymore!

I'm just a marriage swindler, y'know!?
I'm not cut out for physical escapes like this!!
Hmm~ What a weakling...

I know I went along with it,
but what kind of escape plan is this!?
Well,
while acting as the pig's trusted aide,
I learned that there's a tunnel for evacuations...

The plan was to walk 200km until we reach safe land...

Humans can't walk that far!
It's no problem if your life's on the line, right...?

Physical beast

That being said,
it's my fault for not taking your feebleness into account.
Guess there's no choice. I'll carry you, Ranko.
Eh?

There we go.

What kind of position is this? There's no romance whatsoever.

200km is rough for people who haven't trained for it...
Even a full marathon is about 42km at most, right?

Should I carry you?

Physical beast #2

It's pretty amazing that we're all girls and that option came up twice in a row.

Aw man.
If I knew our escape method would be this rough,
I would've gone pick up my prisonbreak notes.
If I could access the PC in my room, we could sneak onto a liner simple as that.

Huh!?
Eh?
It makes sense, doesn't it?

Despite how I look,
I'm still the world's leading hacker.
Did you forget?

Since Kumicho was so full of confidence and headed underground,
I thought she had a simpler escape method in mind.
...Guess we have to go back.

But... Pigumi-san.
Hm? What is it?

You could've escaped at any time if you wanted to.
Was the reason you resigned yourself to staying in Bodokan...
because you didn't want to ruin your relationship with your uncle...?

...That's right.
Even now, I don't have any real life friends,
so being in a prison with Uncle felt comfortable.
It was only a drag when there was a board game he had trouble getting a hold of.

But
then I met you guys
and I started to hate this prison.
I mean,
even if we were to get along...

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if we're forced to do that, we can't tell if it's for real, right?

Fu...
That's right.
If they're gonna force me to "love",

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then I'd rather die.
I've found you...!

If that's how it's gonna be, then I don't care anymore!!

You'll die just like you wanted!

And so,
the rebellion, which would go down in Boudou Prison Island's history, was safely subjugated,

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and peace returned to the world. And they all lived happily-

Shit, this thing's hard.

Honestly.

I seriously thought we were gonna die back there.

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The next time
I see that damn pig,
I'm gonna make a stew outta him.

Now now.
It's fine, right?
We all got out alive.

I guess he weakened the firepower cos Pigumi-san was with us?
Seems like it.
Guess he wasn't that bad of a guy after all.
No, he was definitely a bad guy.

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So, what next, Kumicho?
To be honest, I haven't thought at all about what to do
once we got off the island...

It's not like she had a plan for getting off the island either.
For now, I'm exhausted,
so let's find somewhere we can relax and think of what to do...

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...

Y'know,
I was just asking Pigumi-chan
about a game she wanted to play~

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...True.
Even if the pig was evil, the board games did nothing wrong.

Well, I know we've escaped and all,

but let today's fun game time begin.

Board Game Cafe Happily Ever After

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