Jayawan logs ch. 6

A lot of stuff has happened and so much of it happened so fast. First I was greeted by the two other expeditions. Apparently the sanalites are massive dicks and Hamdani had one piece of shit ruin it for the saplings. So now the tour guide is all confused since his party has now tripled. We are now a group of just over 100.
Fortunately for Enoch it seems that the sanalites are getting attacked by some massive army so karma to them and Hamdani said that it was only a minor incident so by the time we come back to them they should be over it. To be honest them coming to me was good timing since I spent all my money on waterparks.

We are headed to the capital now. I am told it is on a big hill and looks like one massive fortress with metal everywhere. It is called the City of Victory. Man these hoomans are really full of themselves with all their military might. Are they just trying to flex their giant army at every given opportunity?

(Capital arrival)
HOLY SHIT THIS CITY IS FUCKING BIG! There are giant building everywhere and a lot of them are made of metal. Where the actual fuck do they get all this metal from again? I probably asked this before but my god they must have mountains of it somewhere or they must mine like crazy. I know we have a big mining underground area at Panrong but holy shit there is just so much.
Now here is my personal complaint. Nothing is pretty at all. Like seriously have they not heard of decoration? I understand that a big military fortress city isn't gonna have paintings of sunshine and rainbows but my god once you get past the overall size its pretty dull. It was actually hurting my eyes a little looking at all the buildings and just seeing nothing but walls.

Now from what I have gathered from the guide this the City of Victory also is a massive learning center. And I thought the library was impressive holy shit all the hoomans must be geniuses. And to think that so many of them are in the army they could probably give the deadbeats a run for their money.
They do have some other things here and there. We did manage to find a single gem shop which was very convenient. I have yet to find one around at all but this doesn't even surprise me since they don't like decorations here. The old man behind the counter was shocked when all of a sudden his shop was filled with excited squirrel people it was honestly kind of funny.
Their variety of gemstones wasn't the biggest we have seen but they did have some that risuners have yet to see as far as my knowledge is concerned. The 3 gems that we decided to mostly invest on are pyrite, amber, and gypsum. We already have quartz in decent supply back home so not really necessary.

Side note, that old man was definitely staring at the females the entire time pretty much and seemed to be a little horny for them. He denied any sex but something was telling me that deep down he was begging for it.

The last thing I wanted to do I had to consult with the other 2 leaders. Should I go to the administration and ask them to allow prostitution. Enoch bonked me on the head and told me that was a really fucking stupid idea and that I was trying to pressure them into becoming more like /risu/. I guess he was right to be fair.

(Preparing to leave)
We paid the tour guide for his services and left for the port city where it all began. All remaining nuts were to be spent on food that would last us the voyage back. We bought lots of fish bait so we could go fishing just incase and if we really needed to then we could just land on some shore and collect fruit from trees like we did last time. But Enoch did the math and we should have plenty. In nuts we are all literally broke but at least in food and gems as well as a few other handy artifacts we are set.
I promised the officer that if I ever came back that I would do 3 things. One would be having my papers now (which i STILL think was fucking stupid of him to expect me to have them when I've been here before). Two would be to bring back some of our animals. He seemed especially interested in our geese we use for executing prisoners. And the third would be to try to ease up on the frequent sex which I did not make any promises but I would try. The very last thing I said to him was this

"You sure you don't want a quick nut into one of our prostitutes? I won't tell anyone" He naturally responded with a "Just get the fuck out of here you damn horny squirrel" before laughing.

And thus the end of the first tri-fleet is here. We are now going home to tell everyone of all the cool shit we got.