Hag Test

Hag Inspector’s Organization
Region 1
Inspector Name: Anon Ymos
Height 5’10” Dick Size 6.5”

Age is accurate unless otherwise specified, height/weight estimates from model specs.
Factors such as ideal pubic hair, sagginess of breasts, and age marks are up to the individual inspector’s preference, this is weighted in their final average score. Participants were given a natural supplement to induce lactation if agreeing to additional test.

Hololive
Ookami Mio
Age:37 Height: 5’1” Weight: 130lb
Bust: A++ (F cup) Milk Production: A++
Temprament: A++++ (Very Motherly/Loving)
Pubes: A++++ (Literal Forest) Fertility: C-
A warm, motherly hag pushing close to 40, her crow’s feet and light wrinkles show her age. Her slightly saggy tits are capped with light brown areolae, and inverted nipples. Her pubes are a thick tangle of black hair, almost completely hiding her pussy. You’re bound to get a real flossing when you eat her out. Her chubby belly is just the right size to squish against. Truly perfect. A+++. Sex with her is amazing, her pussy knows how to wring you dry. She’s very fond of nursing handjobs, and it’s nice to feel her shiver under you as you coax her hidden nipples out when you suck on them hard. A+++. Her milk yield is very good, second to Watame, but it’s much easier to drink lots of it at once and less heavy in your gut.
Final Score: high A+++ (Gold Standard, Must Breed!)

Tsunomaki Watame
Age:35 Height: 4’11” Weight: 120lbs
Bust:A++ (G cup) Milk Production: A+++ (Dairy Sheep)
Pubes: A++ (Soft + Fluffy) Fertility: B-
Temprament: Calm and Caring A++
This little sheep is something else. Much like her caring personality hides a pervert within, her wooly outfit hides her truly obscene udders, truly fit for a milking sheep. Her sagging heavy tits hang almost to her bellybutton. Her pubes are a bright golden color, a bit thick and are very soft and fluffy. A bit of a flat belly but her round slappable ass makes up for it.A++. Her pussy coils around you very nicely, as her cute bleats when she orgasms bring out the predator in you. Her horns make for excellent handlebars. A++. Those who are really into lactation play are in for a treat. Her milk yield is an amazing 2 liters per day, and it’s very thick, creamy and rich. If backed up for too long, may require an industrial milking machine. If you’re a Watamate she might even give you extra for being a good boy.
Final Score: A++ (Outstanding)

Shishiro Botan
Age: 42 Height 5’5” (166cm) Weight 115lb
Bust:A+ (large D cup) Milk Production: C- (Below Average) Pubes: A+++ (Queen of the Jungle)
Temprament: A++ (Dominant) Fertility: C-
This fully mature hag is a no nonsense personailty, with a competitive streak in and out of the bedroom. Her tits sag the most being the eldest, with large dark areolae. Her thick jungle of silver pubes is untrimmed and untamed, rivaling Mio’s in carpet coverage. Despite her hair color making her look older than she is, she has the complexity of a fine wine. A+++. She is the real “dommy mommy” in bed, and she knows exactly what she wants. Years of experience can make her pussy do almost anything to your dick. But if you know how to push Button’s button, she’ll turn into a mewling little kitten, soaking you all over. A+++. Her milk flow may be below average, but what comes out is pure concentrated nectar.
Final score: nearly A+++ (milf tier)

Inugami Korone
Age: 37 Height 5’1.5” Weight 120lb of pure muscle
Bust: A+ (D cup) Milk Production: C+ (Average) Pubes: A
Temprament: A+ (Hyperactive Bundle of Fun) Fertility B+
She may be barely younger than Mio, but you’d be hard pressed to think this sporty hag is almost 40. With bountiful tits and slightly dark nipples, her boxing training means they’re still perky enough to not sag as much for her age. Her pubes are a thick dark brown, but neatly trimmed as to not cause too much discomfort after a long workout. A. Her amazing command of her core muscles means she can tighten her pussy up like a vice with a few swift movements. She is a wild fuck, and will tire you out long before the fourth round. Don’t worry about the finger thing, she only cuts them off if you really get on her bad side. A+.
Her milk yield is average, though taste is quite interesting, watery and resembling coconut milk in consistency and flavor.
Final Score: A (P90X Sex Edition)

Takane Lui
Age: 33 Height: 5’3” Weight: 115lb
Bust: A (small C cup) Milk Production: B+(Above Average) Tempramemt A++ (Doting)
Pubes: A+ Fertility: B+
This hawk is a real doting, lovable hag. Her heaving hawk hooters have some heft, but are not as saggy as many others. Her pubes are of average thickness, with a interesting texture similar to a bird’s downy underfeathers. A++. Sex with her is much like Botan, commanding and knows what she wants, but can be caring like Mio, for those who want the mommy type with a bit less of the “dom”. She’s a patient lover especially with virgins but can be very strict and firm when you misbehave. Her pussy is pleasantly tight, with an almost silky feel. With her zippers giving easy access for some quality milking sessions or nursing handjobs, the exhibitionist types will love to try new things with those. Since she is a bird, blowjobs with her are really easy to do due to having no gag reflex. A++. Her milk production is above average, and the taste is warm and comforting with a gentle sweetness.
Final score: low A++

Omaru Polka
Age: 31 Height 5’0” Weight: 155lb *has lost weight since inspection
Bust:A (C cup) Milk Production:C+ (Average)
Temprament: B+ (Loving, but prone to bouts of depression) Fertility: A
Her body is for the more heavyset lovers out there, a certain architect’s union would enjoy to draft her plans up. Her tits are above average size and slightly perky but her fat bubble butt ass makes up for the lack of sag. Her golden pubes are a bit wispy and wiry. A-. Very loving in bed, her large floofy tail and performance anxiety make a deadly combo that makes you want to hold her and never let go. Can be a bit of a yandere however, she was very jealous of me inspecting other girls and wanted nothing more than to have me as her “personal inspector”. Be careful, this girl is a huge squirter! She almost waterboarded me with her juices after showing me her little “flower trick”! A+. Her milk yield is average but what she lacks in volume makes up for being quite sweet, may be the fact that fennecs live in dry climates. It’s highly reccomended as coffee creamer.
Final score: high A- (must protecc)

Shiranui Flare
Age: 34 Height:5’2” (158cm) Weight 105lb
Bust:A (D cup) Milk Production: B+ (Above Average)
Temprament:A (Loyal, Big Sister Type) Fertility: B+
This elf has got some size to her. Her tits have average heft to them, and her nipples are a bright pink, contrasting nicely against her cocoa skin. Her pubes are thicker than normal, with a dark golden color. A. Despite being the big sister type, in bed she loves being praised, and her pussy holds you in like a nice warm hug. A. Her milk yield is above average, with a slight hint of chocolate and very drinkable. A-.
Final score: A

Hakui Koyori
Age: 33 Height 5’0” (153cm) Weight: 115lb
Bust:A+ (DD cup) Milk Production: A+ (Very Good)
Temprament: A+ (Ball of Pure Energy) Fertility:A+++ (may be artificially boosted)
Pubes:A+
WARNING, HOSPITALIZATION MAY OCCUR
Her belt conceals the true power level of her chest, these are some hefty coyote cans. With a bit more pronounced sag than most, they’re topped with long bubblegum pink eraser nipples. A+. Holy shit this hag can FUCK. She just NEVER STOPS. This semen demon is like the Energizer Bunny, she just keeps going and going and going! I’m not sure what she put in that tea she gave me, but I don’t think it was sugar…
Her pussy is like a writhing boa constrictor, gripping you for dear life and squeezing you until the last drop. Will not get enough of your “mayo”. A++. Her milk yield is very good, and has a nice smooth rich finish like a thick agave syrup. May have addicting properties, so be careful not to drink too much too fast.
Final Score: A++ (Highly Reccomended, though be warned of her “test tubes”)

Shirakami Fubuki
Age:31 Height: 5’1” (155cm) Weight: 110lbs
Bust: B+ (high B cup) Milk Production: A+ Fertility: A-
Temprament: A (Playful and Loving) Pubes:A-
You’ll have a foxy day with this one, and will be guaranteed to Konkon your load all over her. Despite what the FBK might want you to believe, she is not a F cup but a nice perky handfull of foxtits. Her pubes are a modest tuft of silver fuzz. B+. Normally fun and mischevious in the bed, but after putting a collar on her neck and a few strict commands turns her into a puddle of sub energy. Even more masocistic than Kuro, she really tightens up and squirts hard when you put a ciggarette out on her body and give her bruises as you’re railing her against the headboard. Sadists will have a field day trying to break her. Likes casual bdsm. A+. Her milk yield is above average, with a pleasant creamy texture that leaves you wanting more.
Final score: A+ (Foxy lady)

Kurokami Fubuki
Age:31 Height:5’1” (155cm) Weight: 110lbs
Bust: C+ (A cup) Milk Production:B
Temprament A- (Dominant Glass Cannon) Fertility:A- Pubes:A-
This hag is a true tsundere through and through. She is a bit of a masochist, and her lively pussy tightens up hard when you pull her tail and rough her up. A+. Much like Fubuki, her pubes are a modest tuft of black fuzz, but her tits being on the small side are really sensititve. She really loves it when you tug on her nipples. B. Her milk output is average, and has a nice flavor that’s not too harsh.
Final score: A (Tsundere Glass Cannon)

Houshou Marine
Age:30 Height 4’11” (150cm) Weight: 135 lbs of ass
Bust: A+ (D cup) Milk Production: B (Above Average) Fertility:B-
Senchou’s huge knockers are just beginning to sag and darken typical of a fresh hag, and her deep red pubes are of average thickness. Her tummy is big enough to play with, but her ass is by far the biggest in Hololive, and jiggles just from walking. Great potential to be a true milf. A++
Despite making a big show about how lewd she is, once you get her into bed her confidence collapses like a house of cards. Her pussy is almost painfully tight due to the lack of use. Her clumsiness in bed is cute and makes you wanna teach her right. B.
Her milk is a bit of an acquired taste, but those who love it really do.
Final score: A- (a little green but enjoyable)

Nijisanji
Inui Toko
Age:32 Height 5’4” Weight:125lb
Bust: A (C cup) Milk Production: A+ (High Class)
Temprament: A+ (Smug yet Sexy) Fertility:B+
This refined Cerebrus hellhound is really special. Her thick Kansai accent is adorable and may gain you a few dialect reps in the process. Hagchads who are fond of deeper voices will love her, and her velvety dulcet tones is like honey in your ear. Much like her voice, her jet black pubes are lush and silky but neatly presented. Her tits are heavily sagging, with caramel colored nipples. A++. Sex with her is like an intricate dance, with her mostly as the lead. Her pussy is like a high class oiran’s, making you weak in the knees. She’s not afraid of saying how she really feels, and corrects you sternly if you slack up. A++. Her milk yield is far above average, and tastes like a fine Hokkaido dairy cow’s.
Final Score: A+ (For the Cultured Ones)

Ange Katrina
Age Height 5’3” (160cm) Weight 95lb
Bust:C- (Flat) Milk Production: C- (Very Low)
Temprament:B+ (Clingy but fun to be around) Fertility: B+
DFC lovers may grade her body higher, but mostly average. Her ass and thick pubes bring her up a few points. C+. Her voice is deeper than Toko’s, though she gets a point off for it may be polarizing to some. B+. Sex with her is loving though she may get clingy after, loves getting NTR’d. B+. Due to her flat chest, her milk level isn’t very good but what there is tastes pretty nice.
Final score: high B+