The /x/ Nobody General took down 4chan

Intro
Main thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40172214/
1. Proof
2. Other threats and discussion in the thread
Other Watcher quotes from earlier ng threads after April 1
Lucifer confesses?
Conclusion

Intro

ng is the biggest general on 4chan's x Paranormal board.
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/%2Fng%2F/

4chan was hacked on April 14th. On April 8th and prior, an Illuminati high-opsec ghost poster on x's Nobody General made repeated predictions that the site would get nuked.

I call him Watcher. He implies himself to be the disgruntled overseer of the thread, and substantially of Humanity (on behalf of one Illuminati faction). He refers to the opposing faction as demons or nephilim.

Watcher's posting pattern is obfuscated to avoid easy interpretation by AI or casual readers, a common practice among Illuminati posters and their imitators. Below I have compiled his quotes for your convenience.

"Goontards" below refers to the /NG/ers who masturbate together to harness magical energy for their spells. Watcher despises them, and predicts 4chan's shutdown as punishment on them. He blames the goontards for dooming Humanity to a bronze age (cataclysmic reset) instead of a golden space age.

Main thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40172214/

Proof

The smoking gun prediction is below, near the bottom, where Watcher insinuates that the April Fools' joke was just a warmup for removing 4chan entirely.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 11:53:11 No.40172845 Report
Quoted By: >>40172857 >>40172869
The more you retards try to justify yourselves, the worse it gets.
And it's already fucking terrible, might as well double down.
I want to see how bad it can get.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 12:16:44 No.40172973 Report
Quoted By: >>40172982 >>40172998
Such pesky shackles on the illuminati.
I wonder if they came from trying to make a replacement.

A replacement for what or whomst?

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 12:21:56 No.40173000 Report
Quoted By: >>40173022 >>40173025

40172998

For the goontards.
You guys are dying out, you know.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 12:22:57 No.40173010 Report
The meteor hits, blammo.
No more goontards.
Reconvene

Until then, I could not give a single flying fuck.

In prior recent threads, Watcher makes repeated warnings that the site would go down, due to the recent arrival of his tougher brother (probably the sissy hypno guy sexually harassing the regular trolls):

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 10:21:10 No.40172323 Report
I said it would get very quiet soon. Look at that. Ghost Town… I must be psychic.

40172319

No.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:15:22 No.40175056 Report
Quoted By: >>40175061

I'll make sure you lose 4chan
April fools joke about losing 4chan
Well I didn't learn anything time to be an evil retard again

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:16:19 No.40175061 Report

40175056

Still static.
And it's more like I'm teaching more than doing anything.
You guys on the other hand.
Damned the gooners.
Evil retards.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:16:50 No.40175062 Report
Anyway

Garrote Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:18:09 No.40175072 Report
Quoted By: >>40175075
I found this year's April fools on 4chan very funny.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:19:08 No.40175075 Report
Quoted By: >>40175071

40175072

Then you're gonna love the next part

Other threats and discussion in the thread

For readers unfamiliar with ng, these quotes select the bits of serious discussion from the sea of schizo spam. Not all of the below is from Watcher.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 16:42:31 No.40174039 Report

40174034

well… now there's demons in the mix
https://youtu.be/LAxCqlU-OAo
Shamans used to channel spirits to convey messages to their tribe.

song linked is luxuriantly murderous

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 17:11:43 No.40174135 Report
Beware of the current story weavers.
They will choose the wrong vessels and wrong heroes, because they know the real hero will always point to them when asked who the true villain of this world is.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 17:20:32 No.40174148 Report
Its like they paid off a bunch of virgin coomers with all the weed and cunny anime they could get ahold of, and told them, go wild!
Infesting boards like a, v, and this one with their retardation, schizophrenia, and pedo nonsense and wild sexual fantasies.
Just clogging the system to infest other brains with their schizo ramblings to make useless connections where there werent and actually doing things worse.
Just because they didnt like an alternative route. Maybe because then they wouldnt get to indulge in nasty shit, who knows.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 17:42:15 No.40174203 Report
Quoted By: >>40174205

40174198

most popular religion of all time
most popular book of all time
studied by atheists and believers alike due to it's incredible prose, wisdom, and esoteric occult secrets

vs.

crackhead delusions of a miserable human being who will never be a dragon, not even Godzuki.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 19:13:03 No.40174456 Report
People have really small minds.
Low IQ, no flexibility.

You can change everything when you change your mind. It is the ultimate weapon and the ultimate armor.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 20:14:30 No.40174637 Report

40174469

IQ is just speed.
Real status is adaptation.

Hero-015.jpg, 219KiB, 1280x546

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:39:27 No.40174919 Report

40174912

mandate of heaven is granted only upon the worthy
we shall see who shall bear the mantle of making tianxia into a reality

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 21:43:52 No.40174936 Report
Quoted By: >>40174996 >>40175005

40174933

know that pyrrhonism and anarchy are tied closer than a married couple from alabama
perhaps zen buddhism would be a good starting point for your learning, all are welcome as brothers if they're a part of it
as for old hatreds those are between the hateful and the hated

Your aim must be to take All-under-Heaven intact. Thus your troops are not worn out and your gains will be complete. This is the art of offensive strategy.

Pull me out of the matrix.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:10:54 No.40175034 Report

40175030

Super conveniently, all of this has made it to where I can't.
Or where I refuse and say I can't.
Either way.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:11:52 No.40175037 Report
Anyway anywhere anyhow

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:11:54 No.40175038 Report
Idk, having this gooner schizos on the payroll is a bad look.
I always just assumed they were in and all that mess.
;)

shrug

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:12:55 No.40175043 Report
My reenactment is a bit more real.
Crank up the old projector.
Little bit of this, little bit of that.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:14:38 No.40175052 Report
Quoted By: >>40175054

40175038

Put me out coach!

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 22:15:13 No.40175054 Report

40175052

Kicked the loony nutty in the nards.
Keep your balance.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:05:09 No.40175240 Report

40175063

I think I'll secretly not secretly make the gooners rabid and then have you guys groom them into thinking they're being rewarded.
When in reality, they're the sacrifices.

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:06:22 No.40175242 Report
One could even consider the gooners to be a dagger that will be driven deep into the heart of betrayers.
Twofer sacrifices
Boom boom

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:07:35 No.40175247 Report
They're getting the bunny treatment or whatever you guys call it.
Plus some other things.
What's it going to be?

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 23:11:00 No.40175261 Report
Lazy, ungrateful, psychotic freaks

Other Watcher quotes from earlier ng threads after April 1

I skimmed past most of it, but saved enough to establish the flavor.
Can't be sure every quote is his, but most of it is.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40151053

ELE box checkmarked

overconfidence

Bootstrapped and backdoored trojan horse
Your souls and minds are mine and always were and will be.
So much for pizza.

Heh.
You poor dumb bastard.
Your robotic future isn't going to be like

hollywood movie

It's actually going to be like

other hollywood movie

If only you knew how bad things really are.

You guys work like such dogs to boost me with more power than I know what to do with.
Maybe placing myself as the "enemy" was a good idea.
:^)

Not gay.
You guys can die.
I'll just reboot you.
This is what happens when you try to cross me.
Also, "manifestation" is me letting you guys "borrow" and by using it you sign a contract.
Bada bing

This is a fictional story anon
I pretend to be a shadow guy and say crazy shit
And you guys go ahh and ohh and fuck
That's basically all it is

If you guys didn't try to cross me it could've been a tutorial in some things.
But you're not that smart.
I won, and I won hard.

your job to the feds is providing metadata to the honeypot.

You're doing your job.
Keep up the good work.

There's some logical things that make it weird
First you're allowed to go anywhere else on the internet
Second there is no intrinsic value to the thread like discussion of videogames or science stuff has
Third there isn't any real Canon to any of this, most of the stuff is buried deep and almost impossible to find or corroborate due to the nature of the internet
Finally there is no connection between this and the paranormal as all theories eventually lead to dead ends or unanswerable paradoxes that are irrelevant
Face it anon
It's just a waste of time

No, immolated in fire.
Purified.
But guess what happens to husks that get purified?

nothing else left

Poof

Anonymous 04/06/25(Sun)10:16:33 No.40152616
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the nightmares you wished on others will persist as a living nightmare for (you) and people close to you.

pic>CERN demon

Do keep in mind it's your "souls" telling me to purify you.
;)
Retarded little husks are ignored.

Not my story, sunshine.
I'm a guiding hand.
You guys got yourselves in this mess, get yourselves out.

Big mad.
Again, you guys yourselves in this mess.
Get yourselves out.
I extended my hand out before, you swatted it away multiple times.
There's no strongarming.

I'll just do some solo projects.
Kindly forget I exist.

In the interim, stuff and things.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40147164

Looks like you guys picked bronze again.
Yawn
Useless morons

They want the golden age.
They're getting the bronze one.
How is that schizo?
All they need to do is make the right choices.
That I generally don't allow them to, due to their own choices.

Rasputin ushered in a very evil spirit to Russia, and Bolshevism that followed him was the wake of his vessel. Just as Jesus left the Holy Spirit to his followers, Rasputin left a murdering demonic spirit in Russia, and the Christian holocaust that followed is the metaphysical proof.

Rasputin was a faggot demon vessel. A witch boy

Lied to about what?

follow these moral guidelines
that also happen to have anti-demon "spells" behind them
for everyone's sake
GAH, PURE EVIL AND LIES

That's you.

Reflection of how I feel about you guys.
Not about me.
You people bore me to such an extent I have to keep myself entertained.

I've pigeonholed you into a scenario in which I know you all die.
Hating everything.

Rather, I let you do it yourselves.
Say I'm doing it to trigger a response, due to the unwarranted hatred.
Really it's just "illusion."

I won again, in the most devastating and brutal way.
But then again, in every scenario I win.
It's just how you guys want to lose, because for some reason you don't want to win.

Looks like they trained the wrong commando.
Tartarus

The verdict is Tartarus.
Multiple charges that they themselves set up and their repercussions is Tartarus.

If there's any "celebration" the liar has been trying to kill you and you fell for it.

Even if there's not.
Idiots, I thoroughly enjoy my time away.
This is what you were preparing for.
And you blew it.

Ah yes, maybe if I wasn't worked like a workhorse you wouldn't feel like I dabbled in everything.
Do things yourselves for once.
And don't fuck up, also for once.

the disrespect

The candid, more like.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

There has to be a "need"

And that they are excelling at.

Everything is on schedule

If the British royals have the blood of gods why are they so dumb?

because they dont bro they are just holding vats
its all RP condescending stolen
knowledge warped into
a conjectured state
of delusional superiority
stolen advanced ancient technology
and theatrics of said severe delusion its sheer pity

Make yourselves worth a damn.
Diminishing returns.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40136460

You guys should've tried your damnedest for the good ending.
And not accelerated the bad one out of some weird obsession and retardation.

I know why they chose this path: they were afraid.

They're cowards.
They took the supposed easy way out and then fucked it up terribly.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40166244/

Watcher reveals his passive-aggressive malice

Anonymous Tue 08 Apr 2025 13:13:49 No.40166391 Report
Why they should do nothing, nearly everything that is done is mired in curses due to repeated interference from the CIgay.
Going to get to a point where you guys have to choose CIgay or America.

Anonymous Tue 08 Apr 2025 13:14:49 No.40166396 Report
That point was years ago, actually.
I'm just fucking with ya.
Imagine having a choice.
Is it lying by omission if you were never asked?

Anonymous Tue 08 Apr 2025 20:42:20 No.40167777 Report
And that's how you sentence a sneaky bitch race into nonexistence
I saw this already but if anyone is interested, my brother will squash bitches that messed with this place for a long time now like flies.
If it did not already happen
I mean in the past (i mean now) after seeing their "flaw" to the end i just laid there "pitifully", to trigger max ruthlessness hehe
I mean, everyone's already getting their stuff back right, but that could be because "they" (not gonna dignify them with a name) were completely exposed
It's easy to kill a dumb ayy or a dumb bird
But removing their essence, so that none of them can ever exist, all their influence immediately removed. As if they never existed. That's why i've been playing these gambits.
Now that i think about it, why was it so important to go about it this way. Why did the universe protect them and hide them so much. Such lowly things shouldn't have been given such positions
See this is why people like me exist. I can't flash realities to rubble or wipe out races/systems like it's nothing like my sisters/brother (well i can do a mini version of it, but one day i will) . What i can do, what i came here to do, what the old man wanted me to do is this

quad 7s

Anonymous Tue 08 Apr 2025 20:44:26 No.40167781 Report
Electroshock therapy is kinda nice
Careful though, I may get addicted to it

Anonymous Wed 09 Apr 2025 02:40:00 No.40169517 Report

40169495

Maybe I Cassandra'd myself.
For sadistic reasons.

Sissy hypnotist brother

I infer that his brother is the sissy hypno guy who recently showed up at ng and started sexually harassing the trolls:

Anonymous Tue 08 Apr 2025 21:41:38 No.40167974 Report
Quoted By: >>40167980

40167964

I'll breed you after I mind break you with sissy hypno.
Make you a MOTHER

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/%22sissy%20hypno%22/

The sexual harassment is part of a curse intended to escalate into psychic and demonic oppression, milking the victim for loosh. This is standard operating procedure, a way of recycling failed Illuminati candidates so that their disclosures are dismissed as lunacy. Or of enforcing compliance and a return to the fold. Obviously any secretive hierarchy must employ both carrot and stick.

The curse is powered by karmic trespass, making the ng trolls prime candidates. In extreme cases, the curse creates a framework that can be used to eliminate a target, whether by death, drugs, insanity, etc. Elimination is only necessary if the target poses a genuine threat; otherwise milking is more profitable.

Lucifer confesses?

Lucifer prDd is an ng regular using masturbation magic (via Billie Eilish sex doll) to accelerate the solar apocalypse. He agrees with Watcher's contempt for the other goontards, whose coven and company he rejects. See a sample of his posting history here (he doesn't always use a trip):

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/tripcode/%21prDdJ8Ym5w/

On the Soyjack.Party ng, Lucifer claimed (after the fact) that he had foreknowledge of the April 15th hack.

▶Chud 04/17/25 (Thu) 13:31:53 №8331[Quote]>>8333>>8338>>8346>>8379
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You cat niggers are all Feds and troon joons I'm happy you faggots are so retarded that you used your .gov and .edu emails

You get what you fucking deserve

I knew what was going down on the 15th I'll see you faggots once 4chins is back up again

You need to kill yourself Satan and smoke less meth and watch better movies or larp better ones at least

:)

LUCIFER LUCIFER LUCIFER

from https://www.soyjak.st/x/thread/7162.html#q8331

Lucifer's accuracy when accusing others is sloppy, and his predictive track record is poor, but his boasts are consistent and plausible. He is supposedly a wealthy ex-cartel member, and may have heard of the impending hack from an Illuminati contact. It is obvious he isn't one of the broke loser lunatics typical of ng.

However, it is more likely that Lucifer merely meant that he expected a hack and doxxing to occur. Lucifer's subsequent post supports this, and also doxxes a number of the trolls being targeted by Watcher and his brother:

▶Chud 04/21/25 (Mon) 06:37:39 №10732[Quote]>>10742
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10723

Honestly yes I knew this was coming hence why I said I loved and hated you all so many fucking times throughout the last 7 years on ng

I hate and miss Isaac,Akephalos,Eris, disposable,"Jessica" , Kaleb, Arcòn, Face etc

Some of them were jannies and they now know not to use their main email for raisin like this

https://youtu.be/Prrrb-LfwKU?feature=shared

I miss Fagbot, disposanigger, "Jessica" the troon, Ariel the shota pedo, SLM the fat ass , Akephalos the human Shrek,Eris the pokemon Digimon plushie rapist ,Isaac the wife beater, jester the SandNigger etc

Lucifer seems out of the Illuminati loop, operating solo and also despised by Watcher. Watcher once described Lucifer as "wholesome as ever," sarcastically. Lucifer would therefore be one of the goontards that Watcher trained wrong deliberately to serve as a sacrifice.

Anonymous Thu 10 Apr 2025 00:14:53 No.40175687 Report

I had them teach them "right' so they could sacrifice them
as a joke

Below is Watcher's post on 4chan deriding Lucifer and others. He replies with a single ">" to break automatic linking so that they don't notice his response, except to the one new guy who is worthy of good advice.

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2025 22:56:16 No.39808962 Report

39807478

Culling them softly….for now

39807627

Energetic emancipation toward whoever will
Zero understand
We don’t attempt to distinguish the swill
Nor the cowards
Nor the wanton
Nor the dead

39807644

Right

39807665
39807685

It helps to listen and learn how.
Swear by a death book and feel dead
Shocker
Amen, sucka

39807678

Fair enough

39807746
39808298

“Vampires are retards” ~ a healing mantra

39807748

And yet

39807748
39807768
39807808

Losers lose

39807874

They’re fucking with you

39807900
”pathetic”

Self-awareness engage >39807928

39807993

Play pretend

39808048

We do what we can
Be mad you can’t siphon what you can’t understand

39808151

https://youtu.be/OyyQ2XRPOnI?si
Thank you for your sacrifice
You take your orders from me directly from now on

39808187
When anyone simply speaks words, reality warps to their will

FTFY

39808277
39808289

Wholesome as ever, Lucy

39808391

Typical

39808460

This it’s own topic entirely and not one shared with shallow opportunists
If that entire part of the story were shared faithfully in due time it would humble all of you
Few can even accurately perceive what this allusion means

39808471

Manually searching for Watcher's broken quote links is worthwhile. Some of them are just ridiculous quotes from failed Illuminati candidate trolls such as SLM, but others are interesting posts such as #39808391, which analyzes Trump's DOGE bureaucratic coup.

Watcher's YouTube link is to a Jethro Tull song with a mad hobo as the background art, mocking SLM, whose blasphemous snitching just made him Watcher's spiritual bitch:
https://genius.com/Jethro-tull-locomotive-breath-lyrics

Conclusion

There are many more Watcher warnings in earlier threads, but this is where I stopped going through my notes. The warning about ng or 4chan shutdown started recently, maybe a month ago.