Hi this is Jackal's friend love mail Ok?!!!!

HELLO FINNEY! you are my amazing alpha daddy friend. i love you so much bro like we've been friends for so long this is crazy. i love hearing about your yuri yaoi 24/7!! i'm watching teen wolf just for you bro!!! you da greaser #dally. uhh you are venoms sneaky link idk.. I LOVE YOU MAN!! don't end up in a grave by monday...?

Hello Courier! you are one of my closest friends! i appreciate being your friend a lot ok? i sell joshua rn for 2 caps... you are super duper kind to me and don't mind my autism. LOL! i hope you and joshau and benny and liliya(?) are amazing!!!!!!

boots! You arw my irl i love you so Much. you make my day better even when i'm sometimes a butthead. i hope u are amazing always you are one of my GOATS! if you need anything u can always come to me. even when you think its stupid or dumb!!

HI vince! you are my twin i love you so much. you always ask about me adn worry about me which is very kind of you and i appreciate it always. i always enjoy sending you tiktoks of my favs and you telling me about f1. if you ever need me always reach out Boi.

ale! HELLO BOY!! you like neil perry so much my son. you also like the butthole surfers and are goated. i love making stuff for you and i love talking to you. you are so goated never let evil connor take me away from you Ok? I hope for you and your bf to prosper!

JAM! hello faggy waggy. you are literally 2 years old with peak fashion taste and even peaker movie taste. danbert is literally you don't play. whenever we talk i always giggle. i love you abba jesus 🍏 aka Kyle Maclachlan.

CODY! we don't talk a lot but you're truly really cool. i think you have really nice music taste! and the isles are goated!! you are eminems n1 fan and nobody else is. you should talk to me about your interests 👀..

HELLO SPENCER! you are so dope bru. i htink of you whenever i seen space related things & adopt me. you are so gorgeous amazing. never ever explode ok? who will tell me about cool animes if not you..

HARPER!!! you are so goated u don't even know. talking to you is always so freaking fun. like you are so amazing. every time we interact its peak. Like you are 1000% way cooler than me. you like all the cool things and it makes me jealous (silly)