- Kiss the Ziz
- Hug the Ziz
- Headpat the Ziz
- Marry the Ziz
- Fuck the Ziz (gently, with much love)
- Fuck the Ziz (roughly, with much love)
- Hold hands with the Ziz
- Assure the Ziz she's smart!
- Fly with Ziz
- Fall to my death from the Ziz
- Go on a date with the Ziz
- Make fun of Levi's forehead with the Ziz
- Hate Mori with the Ziz
- Comfort the Ziz
- Research how to give Heretics wombs with the Ziz
- Watch animu with the Ziz
- Fight a holy war for the Ziz
- Shitpost on the internet with the Ziz
- Review fast food with the Ziz
- Rizz up the Ziz
- Go birdspotting just for finding the Ziz
- Having a lap pillow session with the Ziz
- Embarrass myself by acting like an autistic sperg in front of the Ziz
- Cheer on the Ziz in divegrass
- Establish Zizlam with the Ziz
- Research the Ziz on how such a concentration of pure dorknium is possible
- Sail a ship on the high seas with the Ziz
- Survive a nuclear apocalypse with the Ziz (can't be worse than Raptures)
- Vidya with the Ziz
- Remind people 4jannies are literal trannies with the Ziz
- Have Cinderella call me and the Ziz beautiful
- Execute Crow with the Ziz (and Diesel my beloved)
- Listen to music with the Ziz
- Watch the sunset with the Ziz
- Write a story with the Ziz about the Ziz
- Dance embarrassingly with the Ziz
- Fail to learn anything with the Ziz
- Successfully learn something with the Ziz (she's smart!)
- Bow before Marian with the Ziz
- Invade a third world country with the Ziz
- Pay tribute to the Ziz
- Yo dawg I heard you liked a Ziz so I got another Ziz to overload the Ziz with more Ziz
- Make Chime noises with the Ziz
- Make Ziz noises with the Ziz
- Fail to draw good with the Ziz
- Do a cross-country road trip with the Ziz
- Hate the Central Government with the Ziz
- Play Ghettopoly with the Ziz, shiiieeeet
- Question the Ziz on how she became a Ziz
- Love rikkers with the Ziz
- Erase India from the Earth with the Ziz
- Build a house with the Ziz (in Minecraft)
- Glowpost with the Ziz (in real life)
- Rot my brain with brainrot with the Ziz
- Write a stupid embarrassing rentry late at night about the Ziz with the Ziz
- Ask the Ziz for life advice
- Work at Shift Up to make an actual good anniversary story with the Ziz
- Complain about everything with the Ziz
- Rub noses with the Ziz
- Laugh at peasants with the Ziz
- Make it so that someone set us up the Ziz
- Make it so that all your Ziz are belong to us
- Cut down a forest with the Ziz
- Vomit after an alcohol binge with Scarlet and the Ziz
- Drive a tank with the Ziz
- Have a therapy session with the Ziz
- Ruffle the Ziz's hair
- Grope the Ziz thighs
- the Ziz (lovingly)
- Think about something else other than sex with the Ziz
- Walk on the beach with the Ziz
- Get PTSD flashbacks with the Ziz
- Pretend to be funny with the Ziz
- Start a pyramid scheme with the Ziz
- Blow bubbles with the Ziz
- Fly on a plane with the Ziz and watch her be annoyed that I didn't just use her wings instead
- Feed Snow White with the Ziz
- Remember what I needed to be reminded about with the Ziz
- Have 1 IQ on /king/ with the Ziz
- Sneak into a facility with a cardboard box with the Ziz
- Tell bronies to bleed out with the Ziz
- Ring a giant bell with the Ziz
- Play another gacha with the Ziz
- Force myself to take my schizo meds with the Ziz
- Wonder where the Ziz went
- Hope the Ziz comes back soon
- "Pretend" to be retarded with the Ziz
- Go innawoods with the Ziz
- Hydrate with the Ziz
- Be late to the reply with the Ziz
- Get a (You) from the Ziz
- Tell Chatterbox he's a faggot mutt with the Ziz
- Rob a bank with the Ziz
- Write an unnecessarily long list with the Ziz
- Pray with the Ziz that her bond story won't become like Siren's for whatever reason
- Walk 500 miles with the Ziz
- Retire to the mountains with the Ziz
- Love the Ziz
- Love the Ziz a lot
- Come up with 100 more things to do with the lovely dorky Ziz