Imagine Soren hiring a 30 year old chinese prostitute that barely speaks English, forcing her to wear an Ina costume, stripping off his clothes and then smacking his smart watch yelling “It’s hero time!” as he starts furiously masturbating in front of her much to her utter confusion. And right as he’s about to cum, he yells at her to say “wah” as he unveils her forehead. The lady, completely confused, finally lets out a “wah” after hearing this caucasian twink go “Wah! Wah! Say ‘wah’ say it!” only to be met with a load of white sperm painting her face. The smell is overpowering enough to make her want to vomit. Soren, satisfied, starts making the sound of a low-battery Omnitrix as he looks down at his red, deflating penis, satisfied at his work. Feels great to be a hero.
why
It’s hero time!
this is so ridiculous
I like to imagine that Soren likes to yell out Ben 10 alien names whenever he starts masturbating, like he feels an erection coming, does this whole bit where he goes “Aw yeah, hero time!” smacks his watch, looks down at his boner and then yells out “Huuumongousaur!”
why the fuck are you like this
diamonhead
force the girl to give him a blowjob
“WAAAY….BIG…”
when he cums
“HEEATBLAAAST”
but if he’s fucking a white girl he starts snarling and making dog noises instead of calling out Wildmutt because Wildmutt canonically doesn’t talk and he’s autistic like that
Imagining all this but with Soren-tan isn't doing me any favors
soren calls his friends to role play as ditto when they gangbang you
You have to imagine Soren-tan as Gwen