you have been waiting in the main chamber of Kronii's abode for at least 20 minutes now
despite being the warden of Time she had a nasty habit of poor punctuality, still the chamber you were in was rather peaceful and cozy so you didn't mind waiting for a little bit
in fact the place was warm enough that you began to doze off until the sound of a door whining snapped you back to alertness
you turn to face the door and lo and behold she finally arrives to give her guest company
"Hi Anon! I'm so sorry for making you wait, I had to just quickly fix a few paradoxes that were made when me and Sana played universal badminton"
the fuck?
you forget about what she said and inquire as to why you were summoned
"Becauuseee me and you are going on another time adventure!" she said with a unexpected giddiness that shook you for a moment
"Oh...uh...alright, to what time period?"
"Not too far in the past. I actually kinda wanted to see the Matrix on it's original theatre release.
You wish she'd give you an accurate answer for once but you know that film was released in the very late 90's so she's not gonna take you somewhere too insane like she normally tends to do.
It's weird that she used the term adventure for just plopping your ass down in a theatre 20 years into the past for a corny movie date but part of you is glad that things aren't gonna be too wild for once
"You down for that then Anon?" she says snapping you out of your thoughts
you agree and she gives you a warm smile
god that smile makes your heart melt and actually eases your anxiety about the many hazards of casual time travel
"Alright, you know how it goes. Grab my hands and DO NOT let go I don't wanna have to be responsible for your upper half being in the First World War and your lower half in the Triassic period."
you knew she was exaggerating and that hand clasping wasn't an absolutely necessary protocol with time jumping she just wanted an excuse to hold your hand
being this cute should be outlawed I swear to god
you oblige and clasp her thin hands in yours as she closes her eyes and begins to glow with weird blue bullshit time magic whatever.
suddenly a large sphere of distorted time envelopes you both as you begin to leave this timeline and jump to the next
all seems to be going well
suddenly Kronii begins to sniffle harder and harder
she is trying to hold back the urge to sneeze
ruh roh
eventually she caves into the involuntary bodily action and looks off to the side to do it as to not cover you in germs and other gross things
she is still holding your hands but from what you can tell that break in concentration has done a number to the protective bubble
it breaks for a fraction of a second and pure, unfiltered chrono energy envelops the both of you
well...shit
is it too late to write a last will and testament?
she regains control but it's too late, the azure energy is already pulsing over your body as the worst feeling you have ever experienced wracks your whole frame
It's unclear what's even feeling wrong. Everything would probably be a good estimate.
you somehow feel like a sufferer of cluster migraines, leprosy, arthritis, and stomach cancer at at once.
Kronii herself from what you can make out seems to be focusing extra hard now on making sure you just get there with no more issues
keep clasping for dear life now
with a sudden stop the noise of 20 years passing by in a minute is gone
open your eyes to see
the hem of a black skirt directly in front of you
wat
you stood at least two heads taller than her in the past
maybe you were knocked down low to the floor after the time fuckery
look down
you see what looks like a mess of baggy cloth that may have been your clothes before the jump
oh god please no
look up
you see her face, her mouth the widest open you have ever seen
you realise that your hands, now tiny compared to hers are still gripping onto hers
she doesn't let go
you both stand there for what feels like the 20 years you just travelled
"Anon...I"
"What the hell just happened Kronii?" the words leave your mouth at least three times higher than they normally do as if you inhaled helium at some party, it'd be funny if not for the sheer shock of what just happened.
The shock from hearing the bastardisation of your own voice causes you to let go of her hands and cover your mouth with the baggy sleeves that were once form fitting to your arms.
You didn't want to believe it but you seem to have regressed back to being a child
This might be a problem

Part 1/? whatever if people enjoy this shit it's my first attempt at writefagging