You Will Never Be A Chinese Girl (YWNBACG)

"Well, I've always wanted to be the Chinese girl." Anon said. "I always liked Touhou TF."

"Oh. Well excuse me for asking then, I didn't know you were a fucking tranny. Christ."

"What? No, it's just like a fetish thing. I don't really want to--"

"Yeah yeah, tranny, that's what they all say. Let me lay it out for you like I lay it out for every other eunuch of your type." Anon's fellow no-lifer 'friend' was dedicated to stomping down the flames of transgenderism wherever it may appear. He didn't have any particular reason for doing this, trannies REALLY just ticked him off for some reason. As a result, he knew THAT copypasta by heart and was ready to rattle it off to Anon, who is clearly a pedophile eunuch.

"You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs." A light glow shines from his stomach as he begins his speech, confusing Anon, but he knew once this guy got started that he wasn't going to stop for any reason.

"All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted." The glow shines over his face and chest. His slightly fat, but clearly masculine face gets smoothed over into a thinner, girlier look. The glow on his chest removes his man-boobage and puffs it out with what seem to be... big tits?

"Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficency." The glow goes over his head now, forming a hat, then down his hair, changing its pigmentation and increasing its length. Anon could guess where this was going.

"Plus, your bone structure is a dead giveaway." The glow shoots down to his hips. An audible crack could be heard then, but it seems like it didn't hurt him any. He goes from being dough-shaped to being more hourglass shaped.

"Even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased axe wound." The glow heads right down to his crotch. At first it simply changes the fabric so his dick was still showing through, a little gross, but then intriguingly it seemed to disappear. Anon assumed it was best at this point to start referring to his friend as 'she'.

"You will never be happy." The glow forms out her ass, a nice shapely butt. "You'll wrench out a fake smile every morning, and tell yourself it's going to be okay." It crawls over her legs, taking their shrimpy nature and carving them into artistic masterpieces. The glow even threw in some fanservice and put a dress on her that showed off her legs perfectly.

"You'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss." Her fat neck finally gets a touch up from the glow, turning it as sweet and as dainty as the rest of her body is.

"Your parents will bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name." It wasn't the glow doing it this time, but Anon thought it was natural to call her 'Hong Meiling' at this point. Seemed fitting with where she was in the speech.

"You will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male." The glow encompassed her whole body now, shining brightly. It seemed that it was doing minor touchups of every area it hadn't yet reached, with some slight popping similar to when her hips were being touched up. Again, Meiling didn't seem too terribly concerned. There was no point of her that hadn't been morphed by the glow now.

The glow starts resonating as she begins saying the final line in the famous copypasta, increasing its pitch as she closes towards the end.
"This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back."
The glow crescendos on a small clicking sound, as if someone had put a lock on a door. Then, it disappeared, leaving no trace of its existence aside from the girl it formed from a very doughy clay.

"...Wow. Bravo. I mean, I've heard that before, but I've never quite seen someone say it like that. You're right, man, I'm never gonna be woman. Never gonna be the Chinese girl. But I can't really say the same for you."

"Huh? What are you trying to groom me or some shi--" Meiling looks down. She pauses for a second. Then, she faints, falling flat on her back.