one day, you're just exploring around with your partner
literally nothing is different to the last several months you've been here
you kind of like it because its weirdly relaxing despite how dangerous it is
youre about to reach the end of a dungeon before a Pokemon stops you
theyre well dressed and their clothing isnt tattered
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youre at least 30 floors into a fucking mountainous dungeon
they open their mouth to speak
Mr. Mous
thats what he begins with before taking a deep breath
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you never told anyone your last name
you didnt even remember that name until he spoke it and it brought back memories
You are under arrest for owing several million dollars to the United States government and seven counts of tax fraud
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your partner turns to you
its clear they wanted to say something but they were silenced by your stunned expression
you turn to run but theres more suits blocking the exits out
You are not going to get away that easily
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without hesitation you seize the badge and teleport you and your partner out of there
theres another suit waiting for you
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they open their mouth to speak
Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
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Pub: 19 Oct 2023 04:35 UTC
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