I was browsing my steam library
Patch notes pop up on the screen for a game that I installed recently
"Battle pass, cosmetics"
Man, you're not gonna get money from me

I uninstalled the game
You must think that I'm rich
I ain't gonna be one of your paypigs, man
Put those paid skins in another man's game

I open my favorite online game
The menu says, "You play this all the time, here's a ranked pass"
I said "Man, what I look like? A comp playing fag?"

I closed it and uninstalled the game
I don't wanna play ranked mode
I play for fun, please
I won't play competitive

Playin' some new friendslop with my so-called "best friend"
He shows me a game task--says it's my job
Man, this ain't a job
It's a video game

I uninstalled the game
Do you think I'm waging?
I won't be one of your players
My job's not this game
Duh

Some new game has DLC in my library
What you want me to do with that? Play it?

Got a refund for the game
I refunded the sequel too
I'll take my money back, dev trash

So many times I uninstalled games
Like doom, and quake, and thief, and even prey
I play for fun

Two indie game devs try to sell me their new game

Scam
Nobody wants your roguelike
Sellouts

Then I left a bad review
Turns out everyone likes it
And they spammed me on my profile
I closed my client, the players didn't stop it
Spammin' me with insults over and over
I was seething and fuming
My comments filled with clowns

The moral of the story is
I won't play your vidya
Man