Temporary "DNI," but I'm lying out of my ass because I am a grown man, I will simply block if necessary. This is basically just an "I warned you."
- The obvious: Bigots (racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, etc.) & lolisho creeps.
- The slightly less obvious: If you ship; minor/adult, sibling/sibling, parent/child, whatever.
- Do not vent to me. Ever. I don't care. Sorry. If we're friends, you can ask to do so. If you start talking about serious topics unprompted, I will more than likely ignore you. I'm easily overwhelmed and generally uncomfortable around people I'm not close with.
- I do not care for discourse. I'm open to intellectual discussions and debates, but I literally refuse to stress myself over arguments that I only ever see online. I don't care what other people are doing. If you're happy, and you aren't hurting yourself or others, go for it.
- If you are not filled with carefree love and joy, I cannot fuck with you. If you're the type of person to get mad at me (or others) for liking my outlandish interests, don't bother trying to befriend me. You are mean-spirited and annoying.
- Stuff I enjoy that pisses people off (just in case that's you): ① Hazbin Hotel. Kind of. I don't support Vivziepop, I pirate the show and watch it critically. ② Jimmy Mouthwashing, and highkey (specifically pre-crash) JimCurly. This one's rough. I know every "#1 Jimmy defender" uses this excuse, but I'm not defending him. Lmfao. I like how well he's written. He makes Mouthwashing what it is, I think. ③ Dream SMP. No, idgaf about the content creators. Except for Technoblade. I'm invested in the story and characters, I have been for years, you can pry DSMP out of my cold, dead hands.