be Cover Corp. maintenance guy
you're working outside on some stupid shrubs
you hear giggling from far away
it's getting closer
accompanied by one distinct voice
whining various 'no!" and 'stop!" pleads
you can hear it even over your headphones
popping those out of your ears, you turn around to see the source of the noise
out comes HoloX in full
four of them giggling with dainty little fistfuls of pink fabric wrapped around the knuckles
the last one held off her high heels by that harness of fabric
a killer of a gang wedgie if you had ever seen one
and the victim of that gang wedgie was the last one of the group you'd ever expect to be wearing pink granny panties
Lui, the hawk girl
...who you definitely hadn't stolen a few stares at the tight ass before
you just happened to know that her shorts normally were accompanied by a skimpy thong or less
regardless, it looked painful
the hawk kicking her legs, hands clamped over her lady bits with little tears in the corners of her eyes
"To the flagpole! Uraaa!" the demon-horned brat with practically the entire seat of those nerdy panties over her greedy little hands
"Uraaah!" - a response from three, raising their fists
"Ssstoooooooooop!"
Lui's voice was definitely an octave higher on that one than you remembered it normally being
your eyes tracked the gen, Lui kicking her long legs as they bounced her along
her hands moved from her womanhood to ass of her shorts at some point too
you also became aware that you were working very close to the flagpole
in truth, you had freed quite a number of destroyed pairs of women's undergarments from the flagpole's hooks before
you'd never seen a "Lui" on any of the dorky nametags and waistbands you've snapped off before though
nor have you seen any of those famed Hololive flagpole wedgies actually happen
well, until now
"Losers get wedgies! You know the rules!"
"I'm not a fuckin- ow, ow, ow!"
them lowering Lui to the ground was less than pleasant
the snaps and groans of those pinky panties was more than clear about that
you watch with raised eyebrows as the gang gets to work
Lui dancing on her toes, face red and eyes wide
Iroha and Koyori held her arms while Laplus did the honors of tangling the rope with her panties
the messy knots were always the hardest to get the underwear free of the next morning, you knew
"Wait, wait, before we send her up..."
you could hear Chloe before she trailed off with a motion to the hawk's viciously tight shorts
were they really going to...?
"By the command of Laplus Dia Highest..."
Laplus just had to give her full name
you tuned it out to watch Lui flail around for the last few seconds cutely
poor girl couldn't decide if she wanted to cup her womanhood or her ass cheeks
both were probably sore as hell just from being bounced all the way here, you assumed
"...to pants her!"
yep
you didn't think Lap had it in her to do it
"Wait, wait, wait, no...!"
Lui tried to argue but hands were already in her shorts
they, as a group, managed to wrestle down Lui's tight shorts to her ankles
Iroha did the bulk of the work, kneeling in front of Lui to peel them off the girl's ankles and off entirely
the blush that exploded onto her face when she looked up told you more than enough
you couldn't see from here, but maybe that was for the best for what little dignity Lui could be left with
"They're so deep in there..." Koyori stared
"Stop looking!"
"Did you not want us to because..." Chloe bit her lip
"A fresh shave is needed, degozaru..."
you really wished you could see now, but as you adjusted your work pants to accommodate a new issue in the front, maybe that was also for the best
"Can you just send me up the flagpole already! No one needs to see this!"
Lui was utterly humiliated, you could hear it in her voice
her hands were solidly over her crotch now that her entire gen had seen her in full glory
which just meant you could see her entire, pale ass and her wedged-up undies
you could bounce a quarter off it, goddamn
"Oi, stop staring and help me!"
Laplus, who barely could grow anything downstairs anyway, was not nearly as sympathetic
she had actually been pulling on the rope this whole time
but now, six more hands were joining her holding it
"I'm getting you guys back so bad next week..."
Lui grumbled, her cheeks still burning red with humiliation that was about to get worse
"Heave!"
"...fuuuck..."
the realization set in, even you could tell from where you watched
"Ho!"
"FUC-GWAK!"
you cringed in sympathy
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, OW!"
Lui practically screeched the entire way up
what very little coverage her wedgied pantied had provided before was now gone
they stretched up to her neck in the back
and even behind her hands, you could tell the goods were on display up front
you had to look away as slips of pink flesh peeked out for a split-second when Lui's arms shifted
"Mega wedgie complete! See you in the morning, wedgie girl!"
"Hehe, wedgie girl..."
Chloe thought Laplus' comment was funny at least
and with that, the rest of HoloX walked off
leaving their mature, big sister member where she was
hanging at the top of the company flagpole
half-naked, her dorky panties stretched up to her neck
and enough tears in her eyes to show she was going to need an ice pack for a week
you couldn't help out now, you'd need to wait
you had to get back to work anyway
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by sunset, you had finished trimming the shrubs and watering the grass and everything else you were supposed to do for the day
except one thing
...lower the flag
you awkwardly made your way over to the flagpole's base
you had to try really hard to not stare at the pantsed, wedgied bird hanging limp above you
her ass was pressed against the cold metal of the flagpole
and her underwear was stretched to the point of never being wearable again
not in her usual shorts anyway
you did eventually look up, and despite your better judgment, call out:
"hey, I'll get you down now!" you shout
you got a weak thumbs up back
as you loosened the tie that Laplus and friends had left, the weight on the other end deceived you
it was only a few inches of slack
but the resulting screech had you sheepishly looking up at the poor girl
you may have just accidentally... dropped her 6 inches into a wedgie bounce
past the brim of your hat, your suspicions were confirmed
bungeeing softly by the remaining elastic left in her panties
cross-eyed like a dork
lip-bitten like she ate a lemon
long legs spread out and extended
hands frozen at her abdomen level in shock
...was poor Lui, who was probably going to kill you for that when she got down
still, it felt ungentlemanly to leave her up there
with much more care with the rope this time, you lowered the hawk lady back to the ground
you tried not to stare but
you could see her name proudly written in marker on the inside waistband from just how far it'd stretched up her back
...and the stubble the other girls had seen...
slowly but surely, you got Lui down to the last foot above the ground
all you had to do was reach around and undo the knot and she'd be-
SCRIRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
the panties practically disintegrated at the final moment
the last of their elastic groaned
they slipped through Lui's undercarriage
and then through her tight, clenched cheeks and off entirely
you distinctly heard a whimper for mommy in there as the last inches of fabric fwip'd off of her
the rope went slack in your right hand and you dropped it
and Lui literally fell forwards into your waiting arms
it could have been romantic if not for... literally everything else
seriously, you could see the damn composition of her underwear written on the tag from where you stood
90% cotton and some cheap-ass brand you'd never heard of
for a schoolyard prank, that had been...
probably about as painful as it had been mortifyingly humiliating
Lui slipped away from you and into a crouch, one hand deep between her thighs
nursing her womanhood from the flossing it'd just received
"....ahwwwwwwwwwowww... owwww...."
you swear you hear her say something about never having kids behind hisses of pain
you decided not to say anything about her nudity, or her underwear, or her slightly-unkempt pubes
slipping off your work jacket and offering it to her with your head turned away and a quiet "hey"
Lui was still Lui, though
big sister through and through
she bit her lip and took your jacket, wrapping it around her waist
she was covered now at least
the red marks and soreness from everything between her ass crack and other 'crack' would take some ice and lotion to fix
"S-So..." Lui stood up finally, looking at you with hawk-eyes that saw all the questions in your head
"...I am going to- ow... going to put the other girls up here soon..."
her voice was still high-pitched and girly
and again, her undies were still left in a knot on the flagpole
she was hardly intimidating
"...by the front for Laplus..."
you heard her mutter under her breath
she focused back to you
"Do not let them down."
and with that, she walked off with your work-jacket as a makeshift skirt
she would have looked cool if not for having to stop 5 feet away to do a little pain dance
as for you, you had to finish up with the flag
for once, you'd get to untangle freshly-ripped panties from the flagpole tonight
it beat peeling off the usual Nene briefs after her dates with the flagpole in the morning