Anon is napping
His door gets kicked down
It’s….himself?
”Anon! We don’t have much time!!!”
”We literally have a surplus of time because-“
”Shut up! We forgot her birthday! You, me, whatever, is doomed unless we remember it right now and prep goddammit!!”
Future Anon phases out of existence with a scream
Past Anon yells for Kronii in the other room
”There are better ways to drop birthday reminders, and I didn’t even forget…..yet……don’t give me that “Time is a concept I perceive 4th dimensionally” crap!”