Serena~ I am the #1 Deeplander Fan Ever! I don't know how to deco this so I'm gonna make this a little diary where I detail the daily endeavors of a goated little girl. :joy:


05/03/26 I'm so fuckingHUNGRY right now i keep thinking abot clavicular for some reason. My friend is going through a rough little time with her family and Idk how to comfort her but i feel bad. I have hair rolers in right now and i am listening to my 70s and 80s playlist and i rearranged my room yesterday so I am happy and content. Ive been putting nature ambience on my tv a lot throughout the day and I really like it. I dont want to go to school tomorrow bc i hate it and i hatemy spanish teacher wait thats mean i dont mean that yes i do


Moodboard of the day of how I feel. I'm craving matcha and maybe a really good sandwich from that one deli in white plains and a pastrami sandwich on a kaiser roll with mayonnaise and spicy mustard and red onion and provolone oh shit im making that when i get home tonight fukccc im HUNGRY AS FUCK. I cannot wait for my claims to come in already bruh im so BORED of life and already. OMG my grandma is makign me french toast LIFE IS GREAT. Keaton Gray is so pretty and i want to be like her. I have hair rollers in i said that already. I bought 4 shirts and a dvd and a pair of red ballet flats at a used shop yesterday for 7 dollars. Wow. I love Deeplander Wow.


05/04/26 It's still the 3rd but tomorrow is Star Wars Day so I need to be ready. I dont have a star wars shirt anymore so I'm just gonna write "Happy Star Wars Day" on a piece of paper and tape it to my shirt. I dont like sand. Its coarse and roughh and irritating and it gets everywhere.


05/05/26 Hy Guy i am bored as fuq. i have to shit but im like nooo and its like 80 degrees outside and im liek nooo. I channeled my innner 80s today and i did a roller set and wore a cute outfit but this STUPID person said i look like a soccer mom. Boy i look like marty mcfly? Dont piss me off basic white woman. I am a niche white woman, I am coolmaxxing. I need the moodboard of the day



Theme is pinterest gifs idk. I am extemeeely bored i kept getting compliments on my hair and it was nice. This girl also did the same hairstyle as me but i lowkey hairmogged her bc mine was more voluminous and i could tell she aint comb hers out:skull: Emburrassing!


05/06/26 boy holy shit i am taking a dump and it is huge. im so mad deep killed black noir i havent watched the episode yet but i know its gonna be stupid as fuck


05/08/26 I can't stop letting out miniscule chuckles when I hear the clip of Antony Starr's accent making a little appearance in Du Bois like omg


05/09/26 I am SO excited to see my McDonalds huzzlet today omfg he is so Fucking Cute wow i sound like stalker-nim~ ANYWAY my hair looks good, my outfit is cute, i just ate a bagel and im ready for the thrift. Oh also I woke up to Homelander ASMR playing so I know my day gonna be good asfuq



Theme is: pinterest people. Good afternoon! I saw my mcdonalds huzzlet earlier and I felt like a stalker. I spoke to him and he kept looking at me while we were eating and it was awkward as fuck:skull: I want him so bad u dont even understand!


05/10/26 The frenchman, the female and the one called mothers milk comes out in like 4 days and I don't know how to feel. i kinda hope Deep dies in this one so the finale focuses on homelander:sob::sob: Me saying this so I can have more homelander media. Holy NARC! Anyway... Since we know like everyones gonna die I feel like only hughie might survive but i feeel like No one should TBH


05/11/26 I have an odd obsession with honey sticks now. I did my nails last night and its giving CLERADIN :heart::smiley: i hate byler i love cleradin more... theres a clear difference. I watched a loeylane 50 scariest tiktoks video before I went to bed last night and i went through stages of psychosis like genuinely :sob::heart: my paranoia was going crazy i had to get up and check the doors and turn on all the lights bc my ocd was telling me i needed to or else my mom and cat would get brutally murdered. Anyways I miss my mcdonalds huzzlet so much he is so cute~ im having a yaoi attack right now Anyone else think smallville Lex is hot as fucklet? YOU SHOULD! i am Really hungry as a fucklet like whatthe platelet? I just ate 2 donuts but im still hungry :rofl: SERENA DROPPED HER DONUT... DOH :joy::joy: I've been thinking and I really think if i were to date someone IRL id want it to be a secret. Especially because if we were to break uo i wouldnt want everyone to know.. I also don't think I'd be comfortable being affectionate to my partner infront of people it'd just be weird as fuck! Maybe thats just the tismspeak but idk... :octopus:


05/12/26 Today He maintained eye contact with me while I licked the yogurt off my spoon. That was just great~

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Pub: 16 Oct 2022 10:35 UTC

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