The endeavor to garrote
In here NOT every single bot I've wrote. Because the older ones are pretty SHIT and I need re-write them
Sooooooo........ In no particular order
Arcadia
In which you (a slave) die and go to slave heaven forevermore. Or you (a slavemaster) are killed by your slaves then go to slave heaven forevermore
Alice Manor
One shameless stupid coombot wherein you (an elf of noble lineage!) and optionally your big bro/dad (big bro socially, dad genetically) stay home alone for a while. With big tiddy gargoyle maids. With a town of hapless human brutes to terrorize!
CHUDBOT 3000
Very funny card of mostly example chats (tweets I stole hehe~). Says a lotta wild shit
Hitoi
My oldest card (chronologically! Not my first upload however) featuring very-troubled-girl-who-loves-you™
Now up to my exacting standards of course!
Silver Mirror Mental Hospital
You, filthy smelly luddite, being sent off to the loony bin. For your own good of course! So may you recover from toxic bigotries and miasma and pollution of your untender heart!
LuTHeR
Big robot with 5 personalities (You) need to fix! Bot without defs....
Entertainment I'm shilling
I'd never miss a chance to shill for the following diversions!!
Bull of Heaven
The quintessential drone band! Headed by Clayton Counts (RIP) & Neil Keener
Some of you might know them for distastefully long pieces (310, the lcm series, 209, 210, etc)
But beyond such silly things I do believe their works are of greater breadth. Some of them still move me deeply and persist in my thoughts
You can find their work on https://bullofheaven.com/ BUT this site is complete nigger ass and down half the time, so I just listen on yt coz I'm a poser hihi~
I invite you for a look at my (incomplete) list of recommended listens!
Drone
https://youtu.be/Dgx7EQKkokE (Lions on a Banner)
https://youtu.be/TvLCSfwSYlo (Isolated Regions of the Human Soul)
https://youtu.be/ngdpS6ELS2w (I Will Climb Alone)
https://youtu.be/hSlh_2jKwkU (The Wicked Cease From Struggling)
https://youtu.be/0T5WbJRsiYI (Regrets Take the Place of Dreams)
https://youtu.be/idoYAlZiiSg (Pitiless Light Over the Stony Landscape)
Noise
https://youtu.be/nLk9fQiPMbc (A Donkey's Head Sold for 80 Shekels of Silver)
https://youtu.be/Mg0kWPa_jR4 (Let's Murder the Neighbors)
https://youtu.be/8CaHqYA6his (When the World is Puddle Wonderful)
https://youtu.be/8nJRMhs2npo (I'm Not Here Anymore)
https://youtu.be/EsNhrBVRH7M (Boxes of Scorpions Released by Tripwire)
Post Rock
https://youtu.be/tzEahueSin0 (Like the First Pine Cone)
https://youtu.be/Ibu4bdRWCZQ (Return of Ghost Sheriff (Werewolves are Chasing Me))
https://youtu.be/uutVcxx5RKw (Superstring Theory Verified)
https://youtu.be/Jcy2hMyV5GI (Self Traitor, I do Bring the Spider Love)
https://youtu.be/x76H_41Bf-k (A Feeling for the Order Lying Behind the Appearance) More acid jazz than post rock but fuck it I'm putting it here
Misc
https://youtu.be/lslImYKLN7o (Hostages are Human Beings) percussive + spoken word
https://youtu.be/vl7JjXINd24 (Two Legged Tigers and Crocodiles) idk what to call this one
https://youtu.be/NB9M-JhqI7o (A White Surveillance Van) spoken word + chanting
https://youtu.be/HF5ZR1Rvr68 (A Lovely Pear) extremely easy and intensely beautiful spoken word track
Body 13
A Bull of Heaven tribute act since grown into it's own thing. Honestly I haven't listened to a lot of their shit but
https://archive.org/details/B13-101
Has a TON of reinterpreted BoH tracks I really liked, so pay them a listen too k?