How to enjoy a drink of The 99 Nights - reply to the main post, and find your last two post numbers below:

01 - Inflatus! You find yourself suddenly and rapidly expanding in volume, ballooning up and out to ridiculously obese proportions. You feel like only strenuous exercize can save you from this bloat.
02 - A life size statue of you suddenly appears within 5 feet of you. It is made entirely of an edible arrangement of cheeses. You are convinced you spent most of your life's wealth on it; however, it looks mighty tasty and you're convinced you see ravenous hunger in the eyes of those around you...
03 -The hair on your head AND the rest of your body suddenly grows 10 inches longer. The hair cannot be cut except with a goblin silver blade, and you are convinced all goblins hate you.
04 - You are now convinced you are the chosen wizza, and you are the most important person in the wizarding world. Only you can stop the clear threats and dangers around you, so you rush into action to with a loud war cry and wand drawn.
05 - You gain uncontrolled powers of Legilimency - you hear all thoughts and feelings of any nearby stranger within a 30 foot radius of you as if it's being constantly broadcasted directly into your head. You are also convinced someone here is a secret dark wizard here to threaten your life, and you must find them through all the mental noise.
06 - You begin to levitate, slowly rising up and down between 5 to 10 feet off the ground for the next hour. Do you fear heights? If so, you suddenly feel that fear but amplified as you struggle to get down.
07 - Nothing happens. You simply enjoy a shot of the mysterious drink. It's surprisingly citrus-y with a refreshing aftertaste.
08 - You become extremely intoxicated, more so than you could be even if you heavily drank. You veer on the edge of blacking out but won't actually unless you drink more.
09 - You are hit with engorgio and suddenly grow to three times your current size. You better fix that hole in the ceiling.
10 - You are hit with a reducio spell and suddenly shrink under three times your current size. You’re also filled with resentful rage, you manlet.

12 - You suddenly feel like a mermaid. Nothing physical about you changes, but you feel like a literal fish out of water, and that you will die if you don't get into the lake and find your people.
13 - Your voice booms as loud as thunder. Literally as if lighting struck right from your mouth, loud enough to potentially blow eardrums.
14 - As you put your finished glass down, a golden snitch appears out of it and suddenly starts flying around erratically. You feel an overwhelming sense of doom that if you don't catch it, something unspeakably terrible will happen (though you're not sure what). At the same time, the nearest person to you feels the same sense of urgency to catch it, before you.
15 - You are hit with misfortune - your appearance turns hideous, your voice sounds grating, and people around you treat you as if you have the plague.
16 - You feel an uncontrollable urge to continually expel gas, lasting for the next hour. You also suddenly remember that you have an important class to get to that you cannot miss.
17 - You find your pockets overflowing with galleons, plenty of suddenly open shops in Hogsmeade around you, and an urge to spend them. But uh-oh, it’s Leprechaun gold and will disappear shortly after you spend them (which you don’t know).
18 - You've been hit with extreme fortune. Your appearance becomes extremely attractive, you feel far more charismatic and intelligent, and any self-esteem or personality issues you may have had now melt away
19 - For a brief moment, reality around you is ripped away; in that moment, you get a horrific glimpse of a hellish reality behind ours, full of horrors beyond your comprehension. You’ve seen the Truth and realize all that you sense around you is nothing but a facade hiding it. Or at least, you’re now convinced of that.
20 - Everyone around you now appears as a boggart to you, and you find yourself surrounded by your greatest fear.
21 - You believe everyone around you owes you some amount of galleons, ranging from 5 to 50 pieces a person. And you won’t be taken as sucker – you’re going to get your money, one way or another.

23 - You feel a sudden compulsion to seek out house elves and start gifting them articles of your current clothing. This doesn't free them (unless you're their master), but you feel the need to do it anyway.
24 - You suddenly "remember" 2-3 fictitious past lives you've had, believing them to be completely true. One of them being a very dedicated and loyal house elf, somehow.
25 - You now believe you are a muggle and that magic cannot possibly exist. Everything around you can simply be explained away with some 'rational' explanation, no matter how convoluted your reasoning is. Taking a cue from the muggle internet website “reddit”, you feel the need to go on a long diatribe about how foolish everyone is around you for believing in magic.
26 - Within the blink of an eye you find yourself on a muggle steamboat next to an impeccably dressed and suave man who tells you to put on your mask and get your gun ready - you're one score away from sailing to Tahiti.
27 - You look down and see blood has appeared on your hands. When you look up you realize you are now Ranrok, the human wizard leader of the goblin rebellion and that you must do everything in your power to help your people.
28 - You believe yourself to be a man of average height, build and strength; you are also extremely pissed off at the nearest witch to you (that isn't you if you are one) and wish to exact vengeance upon her.
29 - A man of average height, build, looks and strength appears within 30 feet of you and is convinced you are a witch that has wronged him. He will now stop at nothing to rip your head off.
30 - Everyone in the surrounding area around you now believes you to be a wanted dark wizard for some vague and heinous crime they can't quite remember, but know was probably pretty terrible.
31 - You feel the overwhelming need to spin in circles. You can continue doing whatever you want, but you will be spinning all the while, dizziness be damned.
32 - You suddenly feel like your world is a musical, and you cannot stop singing anytime you open your mouth. At least you can hear the music... no one else can though.

34 - You feel a sudden and overwhelming urge to grab the nearest pair of big naturals that aren't your own. You are convinced this is the only way to save your life and your connection to magic. It has to be someone of the same sex as you.
35 - You body becomes racked with a dull sense of pain and aches, and you feel your skin begin to sag and your limbs become weak. You have aged up an extra 60 years (and you remember your 16/17th birthday is soon).
36 - You are hit with misfortune - your appearance turns hideous, your voice sounds grating, and people around you treat you as if you have the plague.
37 - A cold sweat breaks out on your brow as fear racks you – you just realized you’ve missed an entire semester’s worth of classes for the one subject you do the worst in. On top of that, you believe you have a final coming up in it that will determine whether or not you can stay enrolled in Hogwarts.
38 - You suddenly find yourself turned into the last witch/wizard you talked to (ie the last OC you replied to/recieved a reply from - you now look, sound, and behave exactly like them).
39 - You now completely and utterly believe yourself to be invisible. However, you are not actually invisible (and no one can convince you otherwise, they’re just stupidly lucky in guessing where you are at after all) What will you do with this newfound power?
40 - You are hit with the effects of Locomotor Mortis - your legs are now locked up and you cannot move them. You also feel an intense dread from those around you and feel you must flee.
41 - You burst into dance, moving to a rhythm and beat only you can hear and feel. Your moves are surprisingly good (no matter how good of a dancer you normally are). You are determined to make everyone around you dance as well – by any means necessary.
42 - Your mind is suddenly swapped into the body of the nearest person to you (the closest OC post to you that is also taking a drink, you now have their body, and they have yours and the option to write their perspective)
43 - Your memory of spells has been befuddled - now when you thought you've cast one spell, you've actually cast an entirely different and random spell. You've mixed up the incantation and wand movements for all the spells you know in your mind. Even worse, a student has just challenged you to a duel, and you feel compelled to accept.

45 - You have now transformed into the last animal you've witnessed (ie whatever animal you've seen last, whether irl or in a picture, you have now turned into that). The nearest person is now convinced you are their pet.
46 - Every time you cast a spell now, a certain amount of your valuable possessions will disappear as "payment" for the cast. This ranges from a few coins to priceless family artifacts to even your home based upon the spells involved and how often you cast them. And the drunken people around you are asking you to show off your abilities.
47 - You are now extremely clumsy. Anything you attempt to hold you will quickly drop. You will constantly bump into things. And you will find yourself on the floor more often than on your feet. And yet you have the strongest urge to impress everyone around you with various feats of skill.
48 - Your body suddenly morphs and you are gifted with a body that any muggleborn strongman would be jealous of. If you are already a fit witch or wizard, then you suddenly have the body of your fitness dreams. In any case you have a strong desire to proselytize the good word of lifting to all the skinny DYEL wizzas around you.
49 - Now before you can cast a spell, you must confess an embarrassing secret about yourself and then finish by thanking Merlin for the opportunity to come clean.
50 - Now before you can cast a spell, you must call out your spell as some kind of personal chuuni ability (ie spout an anime-tier attack name before casting a spell). And as if on cue, someone nearby challenges you to a wizarding duel as well.
51 - Your ego is now many times what it was, and if people aren't praising your amazing magical abilities and worshiping the very ground you walk on, you take that extremely personally. You WILL make these peons around you recognize your greatness.
52 - Rout’s mold calls to you, and you are compelled to answer your new eldritch master. You now want to spill every drink and container of liquid you see onto the floor to nourish the sentient growth, and you won’t let silly things like people actively drinking said drinks get in your way.
53 - You feel your face break out into a stretched and creepy smile. At the same time, every part of you turns invisible except for said smile. You also feel the strangest urge to bully the Hufflepuffs around you.
54 - Everyone around you perceives you as poor and desperately in need. You will receive coins, food and drink out of pity from some, while others will try and shoo your hobo ass off their property. No one believes anything you own is actually yours (unless it looks stereotypically donated) so will either report you to the authorities or try to relieve you of it themselves if they see you with it (ie nice clothes, broom, your home, etc)

56 - You feel a deep sense of satisfaction and happiness, possibly for the first time. Nothing can go wrong nor can get you down. Time to share that happiness with everyone!
57 - You are suddenly warm and flush at the thought of the last person you talked to (ie last OC you replied to/replied to you) You are now extremely attracted to this person and they make you hot and bothered… and you need them in your life badly.
58 - You are convinced that this drink is the best thing you have every tasted, and feel compelled to share this discovery with the world by making as many other people as possible drink it.
59 - A small set of clouds appears a few feet above your head and begin pouring rain down upon you. They follow you wherever you go, even indoors.
60 - An otherwordly darkness emanates around you in a 10ft radius. No one can see through it, even with magic, except for you.
61 - A bright green glow suddenly emanates from your body and you suddenly have the urge to head outside and play some QUIDDITCH, even if it means you have to play as an entire team by yourself. You feel you have the power for it.
62 - You can now only rhyme when you speak. You feel extreme pain anytime you break your pattern.
63 - You look down and see you are now the opposite gender version of yourself. People around you are now oddly obsessed with who you might be dating.
64 - You are possessed with the desire to collect shiny objects like a niffler and stuff them into your pockets. You don't care what the objects are or how much they are worth, only that they are pretty shiny baubles and you like those very much indeed. Your outward appearance and other facets of your personality are unaffected.
65 - An alternate version of yourself appears before you. (if you've created an alt-version of your OC, they appear; if not, just imagine your OC but with the opposite in personality or something to that effect). You're both hit with an intense feeling that there should only be one of you and that both of you being here throws the magical world out of balance.

67 - Everyone around you is now convinced you are now the new Headmaster of Hogwarts.
68 - You are now mute. Unfortunately you are now also aware of an oncoming natural magical disaster of some kind that only you know of, and feel you must somehow warn everyone to it.
69 - You now feel extremely lewd, and feel that you must satisfy your desires somehow, or else you will explode.
70 - You are struck with the sudden realization that you, yes you, are stinky. You feel compelled to collect unreasonable quantities of soap from everywhere you can and clean yourself.
71 - You are now convinced you owe a certain merchant witch an exorbitant amount of money, and you fear that she is sending her army of wagies to collect it from you.
72 - The next time you hear music, you are subjected to hallucinations of glowing yellow orbs appearing in the air around you in time to the beat. You feel compelled to reach out and touch every single one of them before it shrinks and vanishes.
73 - Most of your body becomes invisible, EXCEPT for your skeleton, to those around you.
74 - Plants begin sprouting from your pockets. You find yourself covered in vines, flowers, leaves, branches, etc from the different types of magical plants that exist here.
75 - You are now unable to do anything but sprint any time you want to walk or go anywhere. You also feel like you will explode if you stop moving your legs.
76 - You suddenly find yourself trapped inside one of Lottie's partially-finished paintings. Though you can see outside, you can communicate with the world only by modifying the painting.

78 - You now only see the world in grayscale except for the primary color of your Hogwart’s house. Anything that color seems to positively radiate, as if it were its own light source, and you feel as if you MUST have it.
79 - Magical beasts are now drawn to your presence and feel you are a very good and trustworthy wizza and friend. Beasts of all shapes and size begin congregating near you.
80 - Magical beasts now see you as a terrible poacher, fearing and loathing your presence. Lesser beasts will simply flee as far away as possible from you. Greater beasts will now attack and even try to hunt you down.
81 - You now have a Medusa's gaze - anyone who locks eyes with you will act as if they been hit with the petrification spell.
82 - Your body and mind feel completely rejuvenated, as if you've just had the best sleep of your life. You feel cured of almost every non-curse malady and your skin even begins to radiate with how healthy you are.
83 - Countless tiny insects begin pouring from your mouth, nose and ears. They do not choke or inconvenience you physically, but they pour out in greater numbers any time you try to talk.
84 - You suffer immediate and selective amnesia. You forget who you are, who your friends are, where you are, what you are doing, and why you are holding a now empty shot glass. Your spells, abilities, and other general knowledge sets are not affected.
85 - You find yourself transformed into a rat and have the strangest urge to hide yourself in the trunk of the nearest Slytherin wizard.
86 - You've just come up with the most annoying catch phrase ever. However, you're quite proud of it and choose to end every sentence you say with it. You also have the urge to spread it far and wide by talking with as many people as possible.
87 - You immediately become convinced that you are a Hogwarts professor, and that the last person you talked to (ie last OC you replied to/replied to you) is a student who you've caught skipping your class.

89 - The opposite gender version of you appears next to you. The first one of you to look at the other becomes smitten in love.
90 - You have the actual Midas touch - anything you touch with your hands now turns to pure gold. Any living creature becomes a golden statue, frozen in place (still alive but unconscious and in a magical stasis).
91 - You can now speak with plants! However, they are all very rude and vulgar beings.
92 - You cannot stop talking. You simply must speak and be heard by anyone and everyone around you, all the time. What you say doesn't matter, it's the fact you said something that does.
93 - You become convinced that the first egg (of any kind) you see is a dragon egg, and feel a strong compulsion to protect it and care for it until it hatches.
94 - You feel that walking is beneath you - literally. You are compelled to summon your broom immediately and move only by means of it wherever you go, no matter how inappropriate or inconvenient that might be.
95 - You begin emitting certain magical pheromones... any creature or person that can see you becomes infatuated and obsessed with you.
96 - You now believe you are a flightless bird. Nothing about your physical appearance changes, you simply believe you are a bird that likes to flap its useless wings and do other things silly flightless birds do.
97 - You exude a heroic presence - people around you will be happy to talk to you and praise you for accomplishments of yours they can't quite remember, but are sure were amazing.
98 - Several dementors now lock onto to your presence as they believe you to be an escaped prisoner from Azkaban.