Hi, /funkg/! it's me dferreirajr (A.K.A. Hamburgelman/Angolanon/ExtremelyDongarrs).
as all of you know, last time when I was browsing /funkg/ during the christmas eve, someone has posted a screenshot of a "CP Request thread" and claiming that I did this thread, and before you know, YES I did that thread but I was just to make fun of Mr Beep when the cp thing happened and wanted join in to make fun of him too (Obviously this is /funkg/ so of course there will always be retards misaccuse me for someone else, no wonder why its called the third smartest general on /vg/ as a whole).
However, this time I will not debunk nor even defend myself bc what I did was in fact an very exaggerated and the most retarded trolling thing I ever did bc I just wanted to spam it on /v/ just for the lulz but end up on /vg/ instead.
and for the people calling me an ESL, it is because I'm an actual ESL (I live in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, just to make you know).

ok and why are you admiting this despite we already know who you are?

bc once I got back to sleep, my memories from the past suddenly came back and started to reminiscing all the good things I have let behind.
I always to become a scientist, a voice actor or and an ordinary youtuber when I was a kid, but when I grew up my professions changed to the "easy ones" like an animator or game dev, and I asked my mother the professions I wanted and she did, but then, when I got attended to make an game development class, I got distracted by watching videos on youtube while barely paying attention to the teacher, and so I found out the problem isn't them but myself for not getting what I wanted and distracting myself at doing unimportant things while not doing very important things either.
(I always hated studying since I was in first grade and only wanna do stupid shit every classmates in my time always does).
and I regreted a lot knowing I have let those dreams wiped away just to do another retarded and useless things of my life and now all I can do is spending most of my dream-wasting life on 4chan knowing very well that I let everything good away.
and yes, I got addicted to porn when I was 8, to the point I got grounded many times for browsing inappropriate videos on youtube and even masturbating in front of everyone else and even my family.

ok but why 4chan, if you know how it actually is inside?

once I got stressed after what happened in 2023 to my favorite vtuber pikamee (yes, Imma /vt/fag, so what?).
this was the time when the internet has finally became cesspool hellhole where people accuses other people for not agreeing their insanely retarded ideologies by calling them from the "p-word" to the point of the same "p-word" become a "defamation buzzword" which is now only used to destroy many innocents' lifes and image on the internet for attention and empathy.
and after this, nothing has became the same, so I thought using 4chan wouldn't be a bad idea since there are may some people who cares about the others after /vt/ managed to track all of the ips of these assholes who harassed pikamee over a fucking wizard game. right....? RIGHT?!!
SIGH I wish could go back in time and tell myself from the past to not let your anger and your pride consume you while you were still younger to prevent yourself into not end up like and what I've became right now...

alright, you told us everything about yourself. but again, what it does have to do about that "post"?

well, here's the only thing I have NEVER wanted to say it, but I will right now.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for destroy this general and myself at the same time, I knew this general wasn't very healthy for your mentality and I also knew how putrid and unwholesome 4chan is, but it was a exception of mine.
and here we are, finally realized all the shitty things and unforgettable things I did in the past and I did right now....
god, I gotta love how the human being can be so mindless and fragile at the same thing making cybernetic contact with someone else online. no wonder why we are so full of shit but that's just a traditional part of our lifes we live in anyways.

good, we get it you finally admitted your mistakes and flaws and how fucking retarded you are.....but why'd you make this rentry post and wrote this enourmous wall of text if we already know who you actually are?

well, and here's ANOTHER thing that I also NEVER wanted to do but here we are.....
As of January 1st, 2025:
I, dferreirajr921 with all the redemption and broken promises I've made, I swore from my heart that 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 /𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙜/ 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟰𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙄 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬!

...........what?

that's right, I will leave 4chan and focusing on other things and promises I've swore to do and become but I won't break it this instant!
well, mostly considering I will still using the internet but now I'll just focus on YouTube, Reddit and Tumblr to relieve my mental stress and not let my anger and all that negative energy affect me again!
so yeah folks, sorry for let my insanity and my anger affect me and using my body to destroy this already-forsaken general but at the same time thanks for alerting me about what I'm going to become right now. (despite it was all but excessive hostility against me but I already get used to it)
I know its very difficult to take this post seriously due to y'all already know my personality and my ego, but I swear I won't break it at all, even it's just for deflect all the mistakes I did and refuse to assume rn.
and nimbus, if you reading this, I'm sorry for judge your actions as from the same thing I did it too, we're all but trashy people living a trashy live on a trashy continent with an trashy family.

but anyways, thanks for anything ""good"" I did to you and for everything you did to me! (even though I did absolutely fucking nothing to contribute to this general either way).
you guys are more happier without me and I acknowledge that! y'all deserve this summer break on january without my prensence and I hope all of you have an good new year without your personal boogieman bothering you!
goodbye everyone and happy new year!

EDIT: oh, for the people who are still doubting some facts about me, I'll say a few things.
YES, I am fatherless and I have no job due to how broke and low-financial my family is, so I couldn't make my dad proud.
YES, I have anger issues, due to my parents and my older brother always blaming me for things that I never did and being so overprotective and extremely bossy about me either. that's why I'm so self-protective due to always getting misblamed for everything.
and NO, I do not have an fucking pediverse account nor even support AetherDX, cuz you know that's just blatant misinformation and y'all only did it as a attempt "btfo" me out of desperation (but what I should even expect from a general full of desperate and idiotic egomaniacs who defends actual pieces of shit and passing the torch to actual pedophiles even they are just ""shitposting""?)
anyways, that's all I have to say, have a good year! ;^)