please give me money i have no job

(dont forget to use the table of contents below! the example collage i use is big and takes a lot of scrolling to get though and i am sorry for that)

cashapp: $wahoodotwav

INFO

  • i can only accept payments through cashapp and in USD
  • once you receive the finished piece, you can do whatever you want with it (color it, use it as a base redesign it, whatever) UNLESS you resell it/claim my work as your own, it's for AI art, it's for anything sexual, or for bigoted purposes
  • i dont have any upfront charges but whatever you see as a preview will be a watermarked sketch until i receive the payment
  • my prices are set at the rates they are because i don't feel comfortable charging more for my art, especially when im not in any sort of financial crisis and there are plenty of important causes to donate to. also it doesnt take very long comparatively for me to make my art
  • i reserve the right to deny you a commission if i decide i don't want to do it. if i am unable to finish a commission for any reason, you will receive a full refund as soon as possible

TERMS

WILL DO WON'T DO
Human(oid) Mecha (like gundams and whatnot, ill do most standard issue robots)
Furry/Anthro Quadrupedal (i am very bad at quadruped drawings)
Blood & Light Gore Heavy Gore
SFW, Most Fandoms & Most Ships NSFW/Kink

unless otherwise specified, i'll need references for what you want me to draw!

MORE RECENT EXAMPLES OF MY WORK

Traditional a collage of 6 traditional drawings of various subjects, all colorless
Digital a collage of 4 art pieces and 2 small doodles, all fully colored and drawn with the digital pen brush in ibis paintx

PRICES (YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THIS)

a labelled traditional drawing of steven from strangled red, headcanons about his appearance included and colors omitted

IMPORTANT COMMISSION NOTE: I HAVE EXTRA FEES FOR FULL DIGITAL COLOR (+$15), FULL TRADITIONAL COLOR (+$10), AND COMPLEXITY (+$5 FOR COMPLICATED DESIGNS/POSES) I CANNOT OFFER FULL TRADITIONAL COLOR FOR THE TIME BEING BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND MY MARKERS. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR ANY COLOR IN A TRADITIONAL PIECE.

ADOPTS

an image containing 4 character designs on a transparent background

WHY YOU SHOULD COMMISSION ME

  • it would be very nice
  • i live in a one income household and am not currently on SSI but am trying to be put on it
  • nobody is hiring in my area and there havent been any even okayish jobs hiring for years
  • thats pretty much it

THINGS THE MONEY WILL GO TO

  • new computer
  • fursuit materials or premade fursuit
  • food and trinkets that make my autism brain happy
  • whatever i want forever

"HOW DO I GET A COMMISSION?" (CONTACT)

there's 3 main methods i use to take commissions:

dm me on discord - @wahoo.wav4897
message me on tumblr - furballfaggot
message me on quotev - StickslapInc (yes im serious)

and can i just say: dont reach out Period if youre a terf, transmed, truscum, or other breed of transphobe. i am a trans man who firmly believes in trans rights for EVERY trans person. i will not accept any commissions from you if you are a bigot

discord will get you the fastest response, so i'd highly recommend connecting through there if you can!

alternatively, if you're here through my mom's facebook just send her a message and she'll pass the phone off to me so we can get things sorted. do note that i cannot send you a physical drawing unless i already know you in real life, so do not ask, thank you

"CAN I HELP IF I HAVE NO MONEY?"

you can! share around this rentry or one of my promo posts to anyone you think might be interested. none of my job inquiries have even been acknowledged and i have to wait until may for my ssi meeting so i have a good while to go before i have any money of my own

thanks for your consideration!

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Pub: 20 May 2023 13:48 UTC
Edit: 01 May 2024 02:46 UTC
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