Hello, my name is Loomis, though you can also call me by the plethora of other labels I go by. I am a dedicated Scream (1996) fanatic and have watched the movie at least a hundred times throughout my life.

I am also the number one truther of switch + versatile Stu and Billy. I know they had likely never actually fucked canonically (yaddah… yaddah something repressed homosexuality), but in my sick deluded brain they are freaks in the sheets. Matthew and Skeet actually came to me in a dream and gave me a premonition of Billy taking backshots crazy style from Stu, trust.

Call me a larper all you want but I really don’t care for the other movies and honestly lost interest past three. The original Scream was truly a lightning in a bottle moment- something that can never really be replicated again. There are... of course pale imitations, decent story beats in some movies, pure insanity in others… but nothing will ever come close to the original. God, how I despise how they gave Billy some bastard child in Scream 5, THAT MAN IS GAY AS HELL!
He only had sex with Sidney so she couldn’t become a final girl- don’t play with me. If you’re gonna do the whole secret child thing, give it to Stu he’s a literal manwhore.