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• Full typology dump: INTJ (Ni-Te-Fi-Se) 5w6 sp/so583 (sp8⁹so3⁴) true neutral mel-chol(-phleg) LVEF [R]coA/I/ M[C]Twex

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Before we start, I would like to say that I don't give a single jaf about contradictions. In fact, caring about them is insanely pathetic to me. I get that there are some strict rules set in stone for most of these systems, but refusing to acknowledge the complexity of humans just makes you, I think, an idiot.

I will not be arguing with anyone over MY type considering that beyond this performance I put on, you do not know me. I know who I am and I am pretty much 99% certain about that (save for my episodes of instability). Thanks for coming to my ted talk!

To start off with something easy, let's start with Myers-Briggs (Wow I almost typed Mriggs). I am God's most INTJ-non INTJ-INTJest INTJ. If you met me and got your grubby little paws on my patterns in behavior, there's about a 90% chance you would type me an INTP (the other 9% leaves room for INFx and the remaining 1% indicates INTJ, which is the correct answer). I know that those differ greatly and this seems like another larping shtick, but it might have to do something with the fact these indicators are all just 16 stereotypes packed into one labeling system and shipped off as hard evidence.

• I am, very unfortunately, the INTJ blueprint.

I mean, God forbid I have emotions, right? Because of my slightly controversial emotional intelligence (self glaze?), I accidentally convinced everyone I knew that I was an INFP. This came from both my heart triad-ness (Edit: debatable now) and also my mask (which I don't want to get into, but you will be hearing a lot of).

Also, we don't talk about my INxP/INxJ phase, when I started using my braincells and also attempted differentiating my mask from my actual self for the first time. So far yet so close.

If you looked at my cognitive functions, things would go way differently. You may notice that my Ni is extremely strong. Six pack and looks like if you pricked it with a needle it would burst like a balloon. Because of this, I really don't think I could be anything else. The rest are a little more chill; Te, Fi, Se are all functions that I use but not to the extremes. Which, I think, just makes me a normal human being. My Ne is also scarily developed, if anyone cares (I doubt you do), but I believe that has something more to do with my trauma than not. I would now like to skip over this because beyond what I've said already, I possess absolutely no further knowledge of cognitive functions. I'm intentionally keeping it this way as sometimes, less is more than enough. 💜

Enneagram. Oh boy. Enneagram has been my worst enemy since about forever (Why is she lying?) I mean, going from so/sx9w8 to so/sx3w4 IS kind of insane. I mistaked my performance for conflict avoidance (which, sounds dumb, but a good performer pleases her viewers), but I think I really was going for e2 instead. Either way, baby Pat had absolutely no idea what any of these meant and just went with the closest description. This turned into the sp/so4w5, which I actually kind of understand, but this was another case of "yeah this fits I'm not checking the rest out". I saw creative and unstable sense of self in one and RAN with it. Soon after, I realized that this was the biggest mistyping recorded in history and opted for so/sp1w9. Which, yeah, is actually quite close to my current typing as so1 also happens to be in my tritype. So now, here I am, so/sx3w4. Hello world! Edit: Hey. Sp/so5w6 here. Wow, that was a long jourey. While writing this whole thing for the first time, I was torn between e3 and e5 (scarily different, I know. The nuances of a complex and mentally ill teenager, however, are unmatched). A friend of mine helped me through that pickle (aka, sat and did nothing while I rambled on and on, thinking out loud); and so I ended up with a 5 core. This was my least considered option, but also one that fits extremely right. I think I am very satisfied with my typology for now.

• When I say scarily different, I really fucking mean it. Before you come at me for mistaking sp5 as so3, HOLY SHIT, PUT THE PITCHFORKS DOWN, I CAN EXPLAIN! I am possibly the only sociable sp5 ever. And I say this as the most introverted person I know, and believe me when I say I have observed a LOT of people throughout my short 15 summers. There is a VERY CLEAR DIFFERENCE between my online and real self, not to mention my self preservation mask that is FORMED THROUGH RECENT TRAUMA, not CHILDHOOD TRAUMA WHICH SHAPED MY ENNEAGRAM! I was blind to my real, more passive self until recently when I realized that side of me was deeply unexplored, because I did not idealize it. And I will not type myself based on something merely fictional that I present because I want to, not because I am. Pretending to be someone else is much easier online (ask predators, gosh that is a joke that I hate and will get cancelled for). During my typing of so3, I did not notice how that only seemed to manifest in my online shenanigans. So3 is still in my tritype, but pushed farther back and ignored until another flag guesser game is hosted in my friend group. So, tl;dr: I mask as more sociable and accomplished to protect myself (unrelated to typology, related to actual real life trauma), and only in specific spaces/social settings. I don't think people were on Discord in the 60s so we will never know what Ichazo thinks of differentiating between online and offline personas.

My trifix (or rather, tritype) is 316, which actually makes me wonder how curious it is that I have never mistyped myself as an e6. I've thought about it, but beyond that I have not considered it further. When I first started on typology, I think I got assigned 948 and didn't care enough to fact check. Little did baby Pat know about gut, heart and head... Honestly it's disgusting. I still don't feel like I fully get it when I very clearly do. I only did my tritype properly after I was confident in my core, which was around the time I typed as 1w9 (I was a 164 for a while and I refused to even consider e3 because I wasn't worthy enough. Which oddly, is the most e3 thing ever). Edit: Hey guys. I was NOT 316. Gomenasorry, please forgive me. I am a 351, hello world (once again)! How do I even mistype this bad? Edit 2: Hey. You probably read the edit on my enneagram...! 531 is the new order. The reason I keep my past variations up is for an archive. Edit 3: FINAL EDIT I PROMISE YOU... Who's excited? 583! TADAA! My 8 fix is extremely strong, wonder how I did not notice that for such a long time. I mean. It makes an awfully lot of sense, but it's still weird seeing that 1 replaced. Tbf, all of gut triad is me in one way or another, but not primarily. I have not a lot to say on this, really. Besides for the stereotypes. I am nothing like that, I can definitely assure you!

Ah... good ol' temperaments. I hate this one too. Not because it's not accurate, since somehow these 4 descriptions can explain people way better than 16p/MBTI, but because of the stereotypes. Like, haha, every other typology system there is, haha! Because of the sad, SAD melancholic stereotypes, I said "fuck it, this literally cannot be me" and typed as phlegmatic instead. FUCK. YOU. Reading more into it, it describes me down to a T, uppercase. The choleric after? Meh. Comes with my 8 fix. I don't think it's easy to see if you only know me from social media, but holy shit, my mother could tell you all about it; she'd even type me a primary chol. Similar to my friends, classmates, cousins... I cannot be that insufferable, can I? Anyways, I am certain about not being a primary chol, since that would slither into my online persona as well, like a little parasite. But holy shit, getting that melancholic was like throwing something in the ocean and then trying to find it the day after (I have tried). You may notice the little... bracketed -phlegmatic there... the... (-phleg), there we go! Now, I said I typed as phlegmatic before. And I find myself unable to leave that behind. Because being only mel and chol would make me a miserable shell of a human being, but I'm way better than that! As I have said before, I have this weirdly sociable side of myself. I guess that's just need manifesting itself in the only socially acceptable way there is. Huh. Okay, so it's there, next to melancholic and choleric. But. How? I mean, last I checked, you could only have 2... WRONG!!! MY WRONG BUZZER IS GOING OFF. You can very well have 3! Although, mainly only one or two present clearly. Mine is just in the shadows, lurking. As it does. Shows itself when I am well comfortable and relaxed. I don't think there is much to add, since sanguine is just describing me on opposite day. FINALLY moving on, thank God.