Non-Canon Link the Great Greentexts:

The Virile New Gerudo King

Wow... our new King certainly is virile
No wonder, given what a strong man he is
And a generous man too
His rule will be a golden age, I can tell
Now, let's try and wrap up this meeting so he can fuck us senseless again
Thank the Gods he thinks women are at their hottest when they're carrying his babies
Won't be long after we give birth that we'll all be pregnant again

Don't Bully Me, Midnatoro!
whap

ha!
"Link the Great?" seriously?
is that really what those idiots call you?
I guess "King Dumbass" or "King Weirdo" or "Link the Pervert" don't really have the same ring
and those Gerudo sluts don't know you like I do
mmm, despite how hard they've been trying
desert girls taste nice, don't they?
ugh, quit blushing, you moron
you look like a fucking rhubarb stalk when you get flustered, you skinny freak
did that Princess turn you down?
mmm, don't worry
she's the kind that'll be won through conquest
once you tear through her dumb little kingdom with your Gerudo musclebabes she'll fall at your feet and beg to be your slave
in the meanwhile, let's set up camp and fuck for a few hours
leave your glasses on