Rockette, Cherno, Daisy and Lu-C went to the supermarket looking at stuff for the Thanksgiving dinner.
“Did you remember getting the list?” Rockette asked.
“Of course, I have it right on my phone.” Lu-C pulled it up, looking at everything they had to buy. “Firstly, we should get the turkey, there's gonna be a lot of people fighting for it, and it would be wise to-”
“Hey, can you quit it already? Let's just go before it gets late!” Daisy, the pink dog-girl berated, carrying the trolley. Cherno simply sighed, knowing it would be a long day.
After a while, they managed to get half of the list, turkey included, so they moved onto the next aisle when they heard a scream.
“Wait… What's that coming there? Hey man stop, you are gonna crash!” Daisy shouted at it.
The person stopped in its tracks right before bumping into them. It was the magenta cat-boy with a hoodie, extremely disturbed.
“What's wrong Ray-” “PLEASE DON'T LET HIM KNOW I WAS HERE OK!?” The neko shuddered, before he heard a voice that froze him.
“Oh Rayuko my dear, where are you~?” A man’s voice echoed through the hall, and he simply ran away.
It was Hamburgel, the half-burger, half-angel man, flying towards them.
“I heard my love around here, did any of you see him?” he asked.
“No, not at all…” Cherno said disinterested, avoiding any eye contact with him.
“Alright, see you later!” Hamburgel took a fat shit on the floor, as he flew away.
Lu-C vomited oil at the sight of it, while Daisy simply laughed her ass off.
Rayuko managed to hide between some shelves, thinking he escaped from him.
“I think I'll just wait some time here…” He thought to himself.
Suddenly, many cereal boxes fell into him, and when he turned around, his face turned pale.
In front of him was Miss Circle, with drool all over her mouth.
“I FINALLY FOUND YOU MY LOVE!” The teacher hollered, grabbing Rayuko and putting him on the trolley.
The catboy could only cry while Circle hummed a tune.
Meanwhile, in another section, a hedgehog and a plumber were discussing something...
“Why do I have to be in the cage? I'm not a monkey!” X complained.
“First of all, you are absolutely hideous.” The blue plumber explained. “Second, you can't just go around and rape little boys!”
MarWiiU rolled his eyes. “And as for YOU…” He pointed at the red plumber, who had his eyes covered by his cap. “I hope you don't go bonkers and consume the entire place. I had to pay millions because of your last altercation!”
Impasta just blinked, not caring about what his friend was saying.
In another aisle, a green man was arguing with a ginger.
“... So as I said, I don't like how this artist draws the gang…” the autistic guy said.
“I know, you have told us 13 times this week…” Anon was at the brink of insanity, and he just wanted to beat up this guy.
“Yeah I know, but still all this OOC fanart really upsets me…” the autist kept rambling when they heard some crying, from a blue-haired boy…
“What’s wrong, man?” Anon asked.
“I still can’t believe it… How could Cameron and the gang betray US?!” “Boyfriend” kept tearing down.
“What are you talking about?” Autist asked.
“THEY FUCKING HIRED XPLOSHI AND MODDING TARDS! IT’S NOT FAIR, THE GAME IS DOOMED FOREVER!” “Bf” was shouting loudly.
“Dude, they had Mth and Moawling since the early days, there’s no reason to act like a baby…” Anon facepalmed.
The crying Bf kept rambling when Daisy and co. passed by. Immediately, Bf locked eyes on her.
“DAISY I LOVE YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A FOOTJOB!” Bf screamed at the top of his lungs, which Daisy replied by flipping him off and running away.
“This day can’t get any worse…”Anon was desperate to leave when a red-haired man arrived.
“Hey, why did Ramen Troonidles used songs from others in her new mod instead of original ones?” Red asked.
“Why are you ASKING that?” There was steam coming out of Anon’s ears and nose.
“Because the original songs were the only good thing from the mod” Red explained.
As that happened, a crowd gathered in another place…
“Hey, thanks for making a truce for today…” the cleaning cat-robot said nervously.
“Don’t worry, trying to kill you gets kinda tiring…” Path said, with a killer look.
“So… How does your body work?” Sarah asked.
“Well, I can either expand or thin it!” The green-shirted man suddenly lost all his weight.
“Hey has anyone seen-” The pumpkin bunny was interrupted by a sudden explosion.
“Ooops, my bad!” Jacket said sarcastically.
“Hey guys, this place is closing in two hours, so stop goofing around and get done with it!” Vokeo ordered.
Back to our protagonists…
“See? I told you not to stare at the dog food for THAT LONG!” Cherno grumbled.
“Relax, we still have plenty of time before the feast.” Rockette reminded.
“Uh, actually, we only have 45 minutes.” Lu-C pointed out.
They looked at the large line, the exit could barely be seen.
“Oh COME ON! Now we will never reach in time!” Daisy complained.
Out of nowhere, a black blob with a key on its head appeared on top of the shelves. They immediately recognized who it was.
“Requests.” That’s the only thing she said.
Immediately, everyone on the line gathered around her, asking all the stuff they wanted to be drawn. Even Hamburgel wanted something, but he asked for way too much, just like always.
“Great, we can finally leave!” Rockette said cheerfully.
“B-but my req-” Daisy had to be dragged by Cherno while she complained.
As that happened…
“Ok Jeffy, we need to find something for Cody’s birthday, just make sure it’s not expensive.” Marvin told his retarded son, Jeffy, who paid no mind to him.
They went past the toy section when something caught Jeffy’s attention.
“Look what I found, Dad!” Jeffy said happily, showing him a magic 8-ball.
“Oh wow that looks very nice! Just put it on the trolley while I look for something else.” Marvin said, when he bumped into someone.
“Oh excuse meI didn’t see y-”
“beepga im a yuko a sakkth shill yuko” The man said.
“JAMES SUNDERLAND?! What are you doing here?” Marvin exclaimed.
“rayuhuh?” James kept blabbering utter nonsense.
Marvin was trying to understand what he was saying, he didn’t even notice Jeffy pouring out the liquid from the 8-ball and filling it with a bottle of coke.
Marvin decided to ignore that guy and check on Jeffy, but to his horror, he was drinking the entire coke from the ball.
“JEFFY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Marvin screamed.
On the road, Daisy and the gang were driving home, when the ground started to shake. Daisy took her head out of the window and saw something happening at the supermarket.
Jeffy’s eyes had turned white, and his face was deforming to something horrifying, while food and stuff fell from the shelves.
“HAH, HAH, HAH, HAH!” Jeffy’s voice was getting deeper, while Marvin panicked, not knowing what to do.
Right before Jeffy could blow up the entire place, Barbara threw a knife at his head, stopping the process.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” Marvin was absolutely furious.
“Don’t worry man, it’ll grow again. I think…” Barbara slowly made her way out.
After some time, the gang finally reached their apartment.
“About fucking time!” Komodo groaned.
“Oh please shut up and help us, we had a long day!” Daisy ordered.
After some preparations, they all gathered around the table. Many friends and enemies were there, reunited for a special meal.
“See? There was nothing to worry ab-”
Rockette was interrupted by Miss Circle coming through the roof, luckily landing away from the table.
“Hi, sorry for barging in, but no one would accept us… Mind if we join?” Miss Cirle said, holding “Abbie” in her arm.
Cherno sighed deeply. “Whatever.”
So they all had a nice dinner, despite the disturbances of the teacher.