this is my 100% serious and totally real dni if u fit any of this criteria get BLOCKED there are sprinkles of truth in here have fun guessing

people who like pineapple on pizza, rich, like the throne of glass or acotar series, right-wingers, republicans, people who hate all/any kind of religion, overly religious people who make it their entire personality, shauna shipman haters, if any of the men in yellowjackets are your favorite characters, cat haters, dog haters, people who like jelly/jam, anti targaryens, believe tenko chabashira could be bisexual, stberry shippers, swifties, chronically online yumeshippers, think misandry exists or is an issue, favorite saw character is hoffman, dont like the color pink, cishet, males, british people, french people, diehard kpop stans, object show/countryhuman enjoyers, pasta haters, straight 'people', if you dont pet stray cats, 'soulbonders', if you have two or more middle names, people who like math (you cannot be real), think math is anything but red, anyone who disagrees with me, never got into creepypasta, if you got into danganronpa after 2020, if you read the entirety of homestuck, born after 2007, actively use snapchat, never watched spongebob, never watched marble hornets, if your favorite yttd character is sou/shin, if you dont ship brian x tim from marble hornets, if your favorite creepypasta is lazari, if youre on social media, if you use rentry, if you prefer fluffle or txto over rentry, if youve never watched yellowjackets, if you prefer yaoi over yuri, if you ship lucemond, if you dont ship rhaenicent, if you use vpns, if you dont use vpns, if youve ever reclaimed a url, if you've ever downloaded discord, if you only use the web version of discord, if youve never dyed your hair, if youve never done a closet cosplay, if youre rich