01 ꒱ Greetings. I am Priest(ess), Doctor, or Saint. You may address me by any of these titles. Nicknames, however, are reserved exclusively for My Wife; do not presume a familiarity that has not been granted nor ever will be.

02 ꒱ I am eighteen years of age. I have been professionally diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, OCD, N/ASPD, and OSDD, among other inconveniences. This information is provided solely for context. Interpret it however you wish, though I expect a certain level of awareness when choosing to interact with me.

03 ꒱ I openly display possessive, obsessive, and jealous tendencies, though such things are directed toward My Wife alone. She occupies a place no one else may approach. My attention, care, and devotion begin and end with her.
04 ꒱ I maintain a full time occupation and work many days each week. As such, delayed responses through my guestbook should be expected. I answer when time permits, not when others demand it. Patience is required.

05 ꒱ Beyond that, I have little interest in unnecessary socialization. Most interactions are fleeting, forgettable things that hold no value to me. I do not ever seek companionship, approval, or entertainment from others, nor do I care to be a permanent fixture in anyone's life. My concern begins and ends with My Wife. She alone receives my attention, patience, and consideration. Everyone else exists at a distance, where they are of no particular importance to me.